TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

hi jerginzappers

that's me

i went out tonight with lingbert and ursula and lxy and we went to a french cafe place and there were acutal frenchies next to us and we got drinks and food and i learned that lingbert is a desert fiend. then we went to sun liquor only like the nicest bar in town and we met shane the union organizer and had more drinks and hung out. itr was in our hearts if not our conversations

desser t fiend? i always fuck this one up. ALWAYS

lingbert the desert fiend
http://www.thirdreich.ca/portraitsphotos/full/6.jpg

he fucking loves howie gelb so how perfiect is that!!!!!!!!

Many confuse the spelling of desert (dry land) and dessert (a yummy treat!) Here is a simple way to remember how to spell them correctly! Hint: Dessert has 2 "s" and desert only has 1 "s". Think this: I would like to have two desserts, but one desert is enough! Two desserts...two "s".

Put a yes by the sentence that uses dessert or desert correctly. Put a no by the sentence that uses them incorrectly.

______ May I have more dessert please?

______ It is so hot in the dessert.

______ My favorite desert is strawberry shortcake.

______ Scorpions live in the desert.

______ How many cookies may I have for desert?

______ Does the desert have many spiders?

______How do cactus grow in the dessert without much water?

______Do you like to eat your desert before or after your meal?

______The Yucca plant grows in the desert.

Write a sentence using the word desert.

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Write a sentence using the word dessert.

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haha I still occasionally fuck up liaison, missile and wednesday.

oh wait I guess I don't anymore.

30 must not mean old because that was a new trick for me

The two "s"s in dessert stand for Strawberry Shortcake.

Even if you would prefer the flourless chocolate cake option.

none of these mnemonics engage the power of song. to wit: sugar sugar

nobody ever wrote a tune that went "sand sand"

SEE HOW I'M A GENIUS

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen - Sand Sand Glorious Sand Lyrics

You can't go skiing if you haven't got snow.
You will get nowhere real fast.
And golf as a sport is useless of course,
If there just wasn't grass.
And dirt can be lovely and rocks can be fun.
But you don't understand.
The ocean would be such a terrible place if there just wasn't sand.

Sand, sand, glorious sand.
You can squish it in your toes.
You can sift it through your hands.
The grass may be greener, and the snow my be grand,
But we're just crazy about sand.

you just broke my heart.

i really don't love howe gelb actually. i like that one arizona amp and alternator song, but that's about it from the 3 albums related to him that i've heard.

I am personally traumatized by the fact that Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have written song lyrics about anything.

whatevs, lingjackson overdrivebert who is the squeaky desert fiend

You know what, everyone knows that I'm a dessert fiend, but I think I could enjoy being a desert fiend, too. As long as I could stay inside during the afternoon hours.

Also, good night and <3s to you all. I probably should try to sleep so that I can be coherent for the test tomorrow night. I am so excited to have a weekend off... just have to get there.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51SSGHQF5KL._SS500_.jpg

that movie was da bomb

Tom Millar is a total desert and the worst mnemonic-maker ever

I could have done better than that. sorry. i can't think of anything to reply to estela with either :(

guys

hi

i might be a little drunk

i had jamesons, he was a lame date. so i switched to the $6 tecate and jameson special (tom i thought of you). then i went to jon's and watched japanime and drank more and i just left half of my sandwich plus a whole bunch of beer that i paid for in his fridge.

but

i got to say hi to remy on teh phone!

aww, look at the drunken tza.

BUMP

my computer is being a spaz and won't let me watch 'wild at heart' :(

Hope the computer started working for you, RR.

I would like to sleep some more myself (shocking).

Would like to applaud TOMBOT for his rant on the influential but not famous thread. way way way OT monay.

OTMFM.

okay so apparently they're now going to monitor internet usage at my job, ugh

I hate them now.

^^ deal breaker

I would think they should monitor the fact that their employee has to spend his entire weekend at work in order to do everything they want done.

I fear they will try to turn deX into a ROBOT

CYBERDERE

^^ that sounds like a really hot superhero.

it sounds like GHOSTWRITER

who was AWESOME

http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/191/006/56/ghostwriter.jpg

^^^ captioning that photo with all your names would be so, so easy

the guy who wrote the music for ghost writer is a good family friend

w3tzl3r?

omg max. was he responsible for 'you gotta believe?' because if so, i'd like you to introduce us and i would shake his hand for giving my little sister and i so many wonderful laughs.

i dont think he wrote you gotta believe :( but he was in one episode as a member of the band that lenni's dad had (lenni's dad was in a band right?)

ya remy thats him

okay so apparently they're now going to monitor internet usage at my job, ugh

:-(

I am already monitoring internet usage at all your jobs
SUCKERSES

(nb: kidding.)

yeah lenny's dad was groovy.