TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

dudes i had a creepy dream this morning that a serial killer with TWO FACES was on the loose at my 'highschool' (LOL). he had a weird bung eye as well.

estela, is your real name granny smith? because ur the apple of my eye.

yo mr justen you better step up your scramble game

I am going to destroy my gpa tomorrow night with this test guys.

But I will still <3 you all.

I made Special K bars to placate myself for staying home yet again, not drinking margaritas and studying for a test. AND being sick.

I am so ready for it to be 9:20 p.m. tomorrow night...

I am making a homemade onion soup with parmesan instead of mozzarella as the topping.

I made a berrocca

berocca, sry.

i need a drink now.

Public holiday tomorrow, so i am drinking tonight :):D

i am trying to find someone to go out with me. it's spring break, for cryin' out loud!

I hope you find someone, tehresa!

Ned, your soup sounds A++++

I am going to go downstairs and take a study break with A. We have Cloverfield at home and he hasn't seen it yet. (Also, am I downloading the Rifftrax for that for this weekend Y/N)

I think I'm going to go have some tecates and cigarettes in a little while!

I think that's a great idea!

I'm looking forward to it!

do it, tom!

i was thinking maybe a margarita or like-refreshing drink

yes!

Also cloverfield is sweet.

what is tecates

also yay anzac day=half day at shoe store

http://www.lesliecabarga.com/images/Cerveza-Tecate.jpg

GOING TO MEET MY DATE, JAMESON.

HE BETTER BE NICE

Cloverfield is still fun. I think we're going to do the Rifftrax thing with it.

Back to studying bump.

(well... maybe just one or two Scramble turns...)

lingbert, is your real name ray? because ur the sunshine of my life.

I had to settle for Modelo Especial. But if you have to get a mexican beer in a bottle you might as well get a Modelo, they have the coolest one. Odd fact: I had never even known you could get Corona in a can until tonight.

i haven't had a beer all week :(

dude!!!

sad face for remy

(this is the greatest sorrow of my life: things have improved since berkeley)

remy, it is very good to see you again.

it is very good to see tombot too, but it lacks the surprise element.

thanks estela, it is nice to be back. i am having trouble getting internet installed, however, so this may be a one-night only postaganza.

remy!!!!

I am kind of missing the lime factor here.
This shit just tastes like heineken.

also seriously where is it that black men on the eastern seaboard south of philly all learn to drink heineken? also The Wire is surprisingly accurate on this point

also another sentence beginning with also. maybe try using "ayo" instead

hi drunks and other assorted friends (but mostly drunks)

hi jerginzappers

that's me

i went out tonight with lingbert and ursula and lxy and we went to a french cafe place and there were acutal frenchies next to us and we got drinks and food and i learned that lingbert is a desert fiend. then we went to sun liquor only like the nicest bar in town and we met shane the union organizer and had more drinks and hung out. itr was in our hearts if not our conversations

desser t fiend? i always fuck this one up. ALWAYS

lingbert the desert fiend
http://www.thirdreich.ca/portraitsphotos/full/6.jpg

he fucking loves howie gelb so how perfiect is that!!!!!!!!

Many confuse the spelling of desert (dry land) and dessert (a yummy treat!) Here is a simple way to remember how to spell them correctly! Hint: Dessert has 2 "s" and desert only has 1 "s". Think this: I would like to have two desserts, but one desert is enough! Two desserts...two "s".

Put a yes by the sentence that uses dessert or desert correctly. Put a no by the sentence that uses them incorrectly.

______ May I have more dessert please?

______ It is so hot in the dessert.

______ My favorite desert is strawberry shortcake.

______ Scorpions live in the desert.

______ How many cookies may I have for desert?

______ Does the desert have many spiders?

______How do cactus grow in the dessert without much water?

______Do you like to eat your desert before or after your meal?

______The Yucca plant grows in the desert.

Write a sentence using the word desert.

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Write a sentence using the word dessert.

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haha I still occasionally fuck up liaison, missile and wednesday.

oh wait I guess I don't anymore.

30 must not mean old because that was a new trick for me

The two "s"s in dessert stand for Strawberry Shortcake.

Even if you would prefer the flourless chocolate cake option.

none of these mnemonics engage the power of song. to wit: sugar sugar