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My cat is afraid of everything. EVERYTHING

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

you have met my cat, yes?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha, yes. He sort of came up to me at maybe 4:30 am and let me pet him for two seconds and then went away.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

But Mizu would never have gone that far. You have to visit our house many times to even catch sight of her!

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

that is why you should duct tape her. cats love duct tape.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe Mr. Que and John should start their own pet grooming service.

Might not want to mention the duct tape in your ads, however

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

it comforts them, like a silver plastic womb of happy times.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

I see that we are are moving into seriously wrong metaphor land this afternoon

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

cats love duct tape.

This is because cats think it's called DUCK TAPE and are expecting a tasty snack.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

cats have not evolutionarily learned to drink responsibly.

oh, who has

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

I CAN QUIT ANY TIEM I WATN TO

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

it depends on what you are trying to be responsible to, though

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

ON THE INTERNET, NO ONE KNOWS YOU ARE A CAT

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

i can think of a whole bunch of things ive been responsible for when drunk

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=95464&rendTypeId=4

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

Again, those children are far too blond and hairless to be John's

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

HE HIDES HIS OFFSPRING WELL

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

Recessive genes.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

bump

― remy bean, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

I figured they were Ned's

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.billionswithzeroknowledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/windowslivewriteristwitterthetribblesoftheinternet-3c0ftribbles22.jpg

The USS Enterprise crew attempts to deal with John's rowdy offspring.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

on that note, I have a photoshop request.
http://www.truemovie.com/POSTER/children_of_men_poster.jpg

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

I am clueless about teh Photoshopping. ;_;

Dan, how do you even find pictures like that? SO CREPEY/BRILLIANT

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

prereq: be a recovered Star Trek nerd

goto: http://images.google.com
type "trouble with tribbles"
click "Search"
select appropriate Johnspawn pic
post on ITR
ROFFLE

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

I fail at the point of the prereq. SO SAD

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

No, this is truly sad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04ly_fV8Ct4

"I cried inside
You lied inside
And then I cried again"

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

TONIGHT I DRINK MARGARITAS

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

TOMORROW THE WORLD

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

DRINKS MARGARITAS

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

wait

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

I totally want to drink margaritas tomorrow.

But instead I'm going to take a test. Then I'll probably just come home and try to stop being sick. ;_;

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

Upshot: DRINK A MARGARITA FOR ME

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

WILL DO

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

THANK YOU I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU FOR THIS MISSION

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

hey thanks for kicking the shit out of me on scramble. no margarita consumed in your honor.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

THESE FACEBOOK GAMES CAN HAVE SERIOUS IRL CONSEQUENCES

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

Besides, you are TOTALLY beating me in our Scrabulous game - AND you heroically saved what looked to be a doomed board by adding "way" to "thru."

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha dudes we were just listening to the detroit grand pubahs in my office over the speakers in the ceiling. this job ain't so bad

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

dudes i had a creepy dream this morning that a serial killer with TWO FACES was on the loose at my 'highschool' (LOL). he had a weird bung eye as well.

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

estela, is your real name granny smith? because ur the apple of my eye.

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

yo mr justen you better step up your scramble game

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

I am going to destroy my gpa tomorrow night with this test guys.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

But I will still <3 you all.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

I made Special K bars to placate myself for staying home yet again, not drinking margaritas and studying for a test. AND being sick.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 April 2008 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

I am so ready for it to be 9:20 p.m. tomorrow night...

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 April 2008 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

I am making a homemade onion soup with parmesan instead of mozzarella as the topping.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 April 2008 01:19 (eighteen years ago)

I made a berrocca

― wilter, Thursday, 24 April 2008 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

berocca, sry.

― wilter, Thursday, 24 April 2008 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

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