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John, you are not dumb. I suck at it, too. I have just practiced for a couple weeks more than you have. (I'm struggling not to add, "...so buck up, little camper...")

I have never heard "stanley knife," always "boxcutters," so I guess I have lived under a rock or something.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

Also, John, are you really going to give Quimby a bath? Because my cat needs a bath, too, but you don't see me committing suicide in that way.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

being back in the office so weird and uncool

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

So, let me ask the good denizens of ITR a question:

WHO IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN' MAN?

(hint: it's me because I just stopped a $XXX,XXX customer from walking out of the door by fixing shit in two weeks that the people who wrote this couldn't fix in 6 months)

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

awesome, dan!

― tehresa, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

Sara, I can give you cath bathing hints if you like, there are a couple of tricks that seem to work.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

because when it comes to cat bathing I AM THE MOTHERFUCKIN' MAN

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

we all have our specialties

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

Dan, you rock.

John, I am in awe.*

*not being sarcastic for once

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

step one: hit the kitty in the head with a ball peen hammer

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

(no srsly there are tricks, although temperment is an issue to be reckoned with)

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

DUCT TAPE

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

little known fact: cats love the taste of rum

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

associated little known fact: cats have not evolutionarily learned to drink responsibly. yet.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

My cat is afraid of everything. EVERYTHING

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

you have met my cat, yes?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha, yes. He sort of came up to me at maybe 4:30 am and let me pet him for two seconds and then went away.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

But Mizu would never have gone that far. You have to visit our house many times to even catch sight of her!

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

that is why you should duct tape her. cats love duct tape.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe Mr. Que and John should start their own pet grooming service.

Might not want to mention the duct tape in your ads, however

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

it comforts them, like a silver plastic womb of happy times.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

I see that we are are moving into seriously wrong metaphor land this afternoon

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

cats love duct tape.

This is because cats think it's called DUCK TAPE and are expecting a tasty snack.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

cats have not evolutionarily learned to drink responsibly.

oh, who has

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

I CAN QUIT ANY TIEM I WATN TO

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

it depends on what you are trying to be responsible to, though

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

ON THE INTERNET, NO ONE KNOWS YOU ARE A CAT

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

i can think of a whole bunch of things ive been responsible for when drunk

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=95464&rendTypeId=4

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

Again, those children are far too blond and hairless to be John's

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

HE HIDES HIS OFFSPRING WELL

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

Recessive genes.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

bump

― remy bean, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

I figured they were Ned's

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.billionswithzeroknowledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/windowslivewriteristwitterthetribblesoftheinternet-3c0ftribbles22.jpg

The USS Enterprise crew attempts to deal with John's rowdy offspring.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

on that note, I have a photoshop request.
http://www.truemovie.com/POSTER/children_of_men_poster.jpg

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

I am clueless about teh Photoshopping. ;_;

Dan, how do you even find pictures like that? SO CREPEY/BRILLIANT

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

prereq: be a recovered Star Trek nerd

goto: http://images.google.com
type "trouble with tribbles"
click "Search"
select appropriate Johnspawn pic
post on ITR
ROFFLE

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

I fail at the point of the prereq. SO SAD

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

No, this is truly sad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04ly_fV8Ct4

"I cried inside
You lied inside
And then I cried again"

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

TONIGHT I DRINK MARGARITAS

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

TOMORROW THE WORLD

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

DRINKS MARGARITAS

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

wait

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

I totally want to drink margaritas tomorrow.

But instead I'm going to take a test. Then I'll probably just come home and try to stop being sick. ;_;

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

Upshot: DRINK A MARGARITA FOR ME

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

WILL DO

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

THANK YOU I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU FOR THIS MISSION

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

hey thanks for kicking the shit out of me on scramble. no margarita consumed in your honor.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

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