TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

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I am dumping all my excess books on John, I have just decided.

But not until later. Right now... driving to school AGAIN.

TONIGHT I HAVE MANY PORCH BEERS WITH FLUFFY BEER

i think tonight i'm back on the wine while cleaning my house.

yeah, thats my day off plan for tomorrow. crazy ass landlord has someone coming to look at our place on Friday, so it is probably time to make the house look like people that have self-respect and an appropriate fear of empty beer cans growing toxic sludge live there.

'morning itr.

seppo is big in Australia too fyi.

hullo rubyredd

good morning dears

my landlord did the charming illegal thing last wk where he busted into my place...and i happened to be, uh, indisposed on the toilet at the time...plus there was a bizarre pyramid of beer cans in one corner which made it look like i've been operating a fraternity house here (hopefully it inspired the man to institute more than one teensy-ass recycling bin in the garbage area, wtf?)

estela i want someone to make a magic gathering card for you on that thread, because if i attempt to it won't be funny but everyone will make fun of me.

my landlord turns up all the time without the required 24 hour notice. it's annoying but he's always so chipper about it, i feel like if i say anything it'll just cause shit.

dell i am obsessed with the jb/lf song you sent me, and also your friend's song. so awesome.

i feel like i've never lived anywhere where they haven't done that. soooo annoying

xpost

i'm glad you are enjoying it. next time i see him i'll let him know! he'll be pleased to hear that he is breaking into the antipodes

i'm completely weirded out by the fact that you americans pay your rent by cheque and actually post it... NO ONE in nz does that - it's all automatic bank payments/direct debits.

altho i did have a landlord years ago who insisted on us paying in cash but he was a pretty dodgy mofo.

i subletted a place last year where the landlord insisted on cash payments. i wanted to believe that he was up to exotically super-shady stuff, but i guess it was just shady tax stuff

WE PAY BY CHECK AND MAIL IT BTW

dell, your pyramid made me laugh, i have learned to enjoy those moments where you know a false narrative is going to be imposed so there is no point in even attempting an explanation.

yeah, that's so well-put. that's pretty much how i felt.

if you're tempted to begin a sentence with "it's really not what it looks like", the subsequent conversation can only end in failure, whether within the course of a sitcom or real-life

BACK FROM VACATION BUMP

I miss my dad's chainsaw already

tombot have you seen your magic card because it is awesome

now i keep remembering things, how they were and how they looked.

dudes it is stet's birthday, go wish him a great day on his thread

what thread is magic card biz?

ilx: the gathering

it is very great.

ILX: the gathering

hey look at me im not paying attention to the world around me duh

have you now officially moved past using apostrophes, john justen?

i am thinking about dropping them. max has won me over with his im this and im that, i find it appealing.

it grows on me, i like the aspect of the fact that the longer i post to itr the more incapable of basic punctuation and capitalization i become, a sort of disarming deevolution of smart

in a year or two i will be only that guy who posts asdfagnngjghghnerggggggg

sometimes ASUIERTNGEWURGNKSDFKMLSDFGKLMSDFG

for emphasis, do you see?

i'm completely opposed to caps, except where clarification/emphasis/shouting is required, but i love punctuation, even if i do tend to use it; incorrectly.

ruby<3

tombot's back from vacation post sounded brisk and ruddy cheeked.

rugged and lumberjackian

zestful

with a hint of zing

I couldn't decide where to post this

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zing @ self perhaps, I have to get up crazy early tomorrow and ride with a colleague halfway up to blatomire for some kind of conference/workshop nonsense. BAH. also BAH to this weather, DC looks like a cheap knock-off London this evening.

I am having pale ale in a can to remind that today is still my day off even if I am at home.

tjanks curt1s

max is perhaps a little bit too good at making the magic cards for people, he is making other folks look bad. though I suppose nobody says that we of ITR make the rest of the boards look bad by having the greatest thread title ever on ILX.

except us, we say that

because we are right

that should be on the truthbomb thread

i have read some light grumbling about this thread title.

where???

ass chaki