TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

i have missed..... itr

i am at work. basically, it sucks.

I am alive and conscious and I would like to pass out now, thanks.

But if you need a wound dressing changed, wake me up because I can probably do that for you.

guess who just finally managed to drink their hangover away

well done. i think i speak for all of us in saying we are proud of you!

i am going to see my friend's band in a little bit and probably work on my hangover for tomorrow.

proud, envious, six of one...

GAH treadmill time again... so soon.

Today I BURNED some TRASH and then chainsawed some more dead hickory into fireplace size bits and then I went and wired a couple of D batteries up to an aluminum baffle under the birdfeeder so as to ELECTROCUTE some MISCHIEVOUS COONS

it was totally weird working underneath the birdfeeder trying to make sure the ground wire would stay put and hearing all the little birds going back and forth only a few feet over my head

My response to the loud Chinese arguments going on in the apartment above: Playing Cool in the Pool every time it starts up again.

Seems to work.

so i figure i have only about 65 days at this stupid store till i'm done. that's not so bad, right?

YOU CAN MAKE IT, RR!

<3 u sara

hey guys, I'm still working but at least I'm at home and drinking so it's not all bad

RR, you are a dear, but I fear if you met me you would realize that I'm horrifically dull, as well as terrible at Scramble.

But still, <3 <3 <3 and also please move to Minnesota because everyone else is sick of me.

Dan, I am sitting here surrounded by textbooks, studying for Yet Another Test, and I definitely wish I could bend time and space so that we could share a drink.

Words that are floating in my head that I have learned of late: diapodesis, dehiscence, uticaria, pruritis. I wonder if I spelled those right.

Dan's weekend sounds like it was the butt of all buttness that was ever butt. Aside from the home and drinking part.

People!

remy and lingbert and lxy came to the ballet. i wore a suit and we put on the LOL festival (yes that was the name) and i did in fact lol

omg, that sounds SO FUN!

(The ballet, not Dan's butt weekend, which sounded really awful until Ned made it sound even worse)

in one of the pieces dancers threw each other oranges onstage and i stood at the side and they danced in the wings when they weren't on and i got an orange

yay free snacks

sara speaking of bending time and space, did you know that 'time shifting' is an approved term in copyright law!? awesome!!!!

guys i was at the bar and decided to revert to my college game of 'try out different flavored vodkas with tonic' so i had many RUBY REDs. i first tried w/ soda but then decided tonic is better. then i thought lemon instead of lime, but i was wrong. lime is a better compliment to the RUBY RED and tonic.

Whoa, I am waiting for that "time shifting" to become a patented THING. But that is funny about copyright law. (Well, unless I'm violating TEH LAW here...)

Also, that sounds like a good game. I will need it by the end of this week...

Also good night, etc. etc. SO not ready for it to be Monday...

thank god my monday is ending :]

time shifting is like how you are allowed to tape something off tv and watch it later. not reallllly that insane but i love that term! there is also space shifting, and we kept fucking up during class and saying shape shifting.

oh also i had a crowning vanity moment tonight when i had been watching this asian chick in the 2nd band and thinking how awesome her hair was and how i can never get mine to look that good and then later she complimented mine and asked if it was real, and when i said yes, said she was jealous of it and that hers was not real.
woah!

Dan's butt weekend

Is this available on DVD?

I do not like this morning thing and I think we should ban it.

Time shifting = what my TiVo does for me?! Cool! I wish it could get me more sleep.

Also tehresa, yes, the grass is always greener growing on someone else's head.

I would supportly support the banning of mornings. Who do we petition to get this done?

Well thread-killed Nick :) I dunno why it's so quiet, the seppos are usually up and about by now, aren't they?

i hate work so much right now

supportly support? seppos? i suddenly feel like i can't read.

It's fucking Patriot's Day, why didn't I take the day off?

there's a holiday for your football team?

itr is some other plane netherworld today. or i am.

It's Patriot's Day today?

That does sound kind of made up to me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot%27s_Day

PATRIOTISM NEVER TAKES A HOLIDAY, DAN

Urgh, I hate explaining "seppos" to Americans cos they always take it like it's an insult! Well, cheerful cockney geezers like me and Nick occasionally incorporate a little bit of quaint rhyming slang into our speech. One example of this is "septic tank", which means "yank", and is a colourful, cheeky term for our brothers and sisters across the pond. But there is no implied slight despite the use of a word meaning container of sewage!

Seriously - I spent 5 years trying to persuade my American ex that it wasn't at all abusive, and she refused to believe me. But you guys understand, right? Right?

"septic tank" being shortened to "seppo" in everyday parlance, of course.

mark says you're all sewage repositories

It's fucking Patriot's Day, why didn't I take the day off?

-- HI DERE, Monday, 21 April 2008 15:29 (41 minutes ago)

you mean "Marathon Monday"

boddington's broke my keyboard.

i actually didn't know that one mark. but i was intrigued to learn that the term "berk" comes from cockney rhyming slang too: "Berkley Hunt" which means something very rude that it rhymes with.

anyway... patriots day eh? what a daft excuse for not going to work.

good excuse to not go to school, tho.

jessie, you don't have school today? I DO ;_;

Also, "seppo" leaves me speechless.

As does "seppoku", which is what I thought that was in reference to.

Seppoku would certainly leave a person speechless.

Not to mention lifeless.