MARMITE RULZ AND VEGEMITE SUX SHIT

why would anyone want to eat anything called bovril?!

i am so close to calling animal cruelty hotline on you, j.

to be fair he also likes the taste of his own junk so i am not sure how that applies to the question at large

we see some sights here also.

note that JJ's dog only looks suspiciously at the marmite AFTER tasting the vegemite.

what i note is it dawning on henry that jj didn't save the best for last.

biting the bovril pic owns so completely

lmao

The most awkward thing when I first started my job here were exchanges like,
"Where's the Marmite?"
"What's Marmite?"

"Where do you have Milo?"
"What's that?"
"You're not kiwi, are you."

That and half the people in Auckland are from other parts of the world and ask me for products that I not only have never heard of but aren't available in NZ and send me on a ridiculous scavenger hunt about the store.

the real winners of this contest: milo and fake jaffas from darrel lea

and jjj's dog trying to swallow the bovril jar

can u send me some l&p and choc pineapple things then, thx bro (xp)

I could use some hot buttered toast with bovril right about now.

this thread should be renamed henry's choice.

the note says "dear nz, thx 4 the loan <3 lxy, jergins, lingbert, remy"

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3478/4013168312_2efed0c112.jpg

(left for some lucky marmite lover to find at the top of the cable car route)

omg i hope in the next week i see a facebook status update that says "found a jar of marmite belonging to some ppl with strange names today!!"

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2313/2494506302_fffed4ae04_m.jpg

the toast in this photo has been spread WAY TOO THICK with double-blind substances

agreed.

shoulda been cut in triangles, not squares

Triangles = how the cool mums cut it
Squares = how your nanna cuts it

i've suspected all along that the vegemite testing night was a heavyhanded blunderfest.

― estela, Thursday, October 8, 2009 2:24 PM (1 week ago)

we WARNED them, we tried, we did all we could

it was no good

let's not overlook the central problem, that you guys sent us marmite and vegemite

xxp that stuff is impossible to spread lightly, way too thick. the bovril spread beter than the other two. maybe travelling over the IDL made them congeal? changing hemispheres caused some kind of hardening reaction?

xp NO ONE warned me about cutting into triangles, btw, therefore i take umbrage at the nanna comment.

jergins otm

rong

maybe we should have asked the dudes at the pub to make us a vegemite pizza

ugh

maybe you all should have just mailed some pre-spread toast.

surprised that they didnt really being it was in The Rocks and was full of American tourists (xp)

personally I think people who cant handle a decent deal of vegemite are totes LAVENDER but i'm a huge fan of salt, I guess

see this is why you need TONS OF BUTTER: the butter mixes with the marmite and then u only need a little bit and then it all spreads out!

maybe if we cut them into triangles next time instead of squares they'll be edible

nahh

you were way too stingy with the butter

yes you need lots of butter with your vegemite

or if you have only got marmite, then lots of butter and nothing else

but I find this a good serving suggestions as well:

http://blog.nationmultimedia.com/home/blog_data/5/5/images/Vegemite.jpg

tw-tw-twenty-one

if you guys are eating something only tolerable by adding lots of butter, maybe you shouldn't be eating it?

tell that to snails

maybe you should eat fries without salt huh

that is hardly the same thing!

i don't need butter to appreciate jam.

http://www.forgeryleague.com/images/uploads/jam.jpg

well do you eat jam without butter eh? eh? eh?

its a moot point as i have been known to enjoy vegemite without butter, even if its not quite the same

stop going on about that awful picture.

that something awful picture??

if you guys are eating something only tolerable by adding lots of butter, maybe you shouldn't be eating it?

good point, one takes it you never eat cake, only flour straight from the bag

that's ridiculous.
vegemite/marmite/etc = complete products made up of many ingredients. you even get a delivery vehicle: bread. then you wanna add butter to disguise that it's crap.
cake = complete product made up of many ingredients. you can add frosting to enhance, but you don't need to.
jam = complete product with delivery vehicle. no butter needed. it's not crap. it's tasty!

I hope nobody wants Mac & Cheese once the tehresa administration comes to power.

i'm sending u my spare jar of marmite in yr next care package, tza