MARMITE RULZ AND VEGEMITE SUX SHIT

i was sad to learn the other night that jabba hands is in the marmite team.

what can i say, i have to represent my culture

marmoculture

<3 this thread

would like to just say that this thread revive = me FUCKING CHARMED by all yall <3s and crap

i still have all of these

should prob give another taste test to see if my rankings upthread have changed

so on toast then? tomorrow is a brand new day after all.

don't torture yourself!

EVERYTHING I DO I DO IT FOR YOU "IDIOT THRED REPOSITORY"

well except for all that other stuff i do

i'm so mad at myself, i had breakfast with lxy last wednesday and i completely forgot to order vegemite and toast and butter so i could fix it for her and be sure she tried it as it is meant to be tried. i probably would have had to tie her to the chair to get her to taste it though and that might have spoiled the rest of our lovely day.

but still.

courtesy of this thread and its call to arms, i still have a picture of estelas terrible shameful no good dog on my refrigerator.

henry has sunk to new levels of depravity in response.

i admire your dedication to truth and science, jjjusten. however please be aware:

i just had a brainwave, i opened the homecoming vegemite to check how much had been used during the testing and i almost fainted when i saw how much was missing, it was about ten loaves of bread worth.

― estela, Friday, 9 October 2009 07:45 (4 days ago)

apparently american butter knives are too large to manage the delicacy required for spreading yeast extracts. maybe use a hummingbird feather or barbie cutlery for applying?

xp @ estela: i was shocked and amazed you never tried to foist it on me, the jar was right there! notice i kept my mouth shut on the topic.

use an imaginary knife to spread it

aw<3<3 harry on the refrigerator being a bad influence.

i don't know if i ever explained this to you, jj, but the jar of vegemite in the photo was larger than the one i sent you, so harry is probably bigger than you think, though still a scrap.

JJ got the smaller one?!

if the foreign lands can not accept our paul bunyan styled butter knives to spread our flapjacks there is no hope for world peace tbh xxpost

no jergins, you both got the same size but for the photo i used my personal jar which i buy in the larger size because i eat it every single day of my life except last wednesday.

ok for the purposes of perspective:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3502/4007863944_ee68560b4f.jpg

someone call the aspca, his poor nose is right next to the marmite.

i feel a test coming on

hahahahahaha results to be posted in a minute or so

round one - VEGEMITE:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2578/4007883302_78711f177b.jpg

round two - MARMITE

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3483/4007887250_cb9067d48f.jpg

such sad eyes

the bovril has sealed itself into an impenetrable unopenable form

after this test was concluded, henry went outside and pooped

not saying, just saying

we didn't mention this upthread, but since neither of them post anymore i think it's okay: after our tasting remy and lingbert had a footrace to the bathroom

<3 @ all of this.

in the vegemite photo henry looks wistful and intrigued but in the marmite one he looks offended and a bit strict, i think that is because you crossed the line, jj.

hahaha uhoh dark horse contender ROUND THREE BOVRIL:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2604/4007904846_1b54746fc0.jpg

follow up where henry attempts to take the bovril as his own:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2559/4007908936_202cc229ca.jpg

why would anyone want to eat anything called bovril?!

i am so close to calling animal cruelty hotline on you, j.

to be fair he also likes the taste of his own junk so i am not sure how that applies to the question at large

we see some sights here also.

note that JJ's dog only looks suspiciously at the marmite AFTER tasting the vegemite.

what i note is it dawning on henry that jj didn't save the best for last.

biting the bovril pic owns so completely

lmao

The most awkward thing when I first started my job here were exchanges like,
"Where's the Marmite?"
"What's Marmite?"

"Where do you have Milo?"
"What's that?"
"You're not kiwi, are you."

That and half the people in Auckland are from other parts of the world and ask me for products that I not only have never heard of but aren't available in NZ and send me on a ridiculous scavenger hunt about the store.

the real winners of this contest: milo and fake jaffas from darrel lea

and jjj's dog trying to swallow the bovril jar

can u send me some l&p and choc pineapple things then, thx bro (xp)

I could use some hot buttered toast with bovril right about now.

this thread should be renamed henry's choice.