TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

Good lord, that book!

But yes, John will look very pretty, I am sure.

It reminds me of the story a friend who worked at a publishing company told me about one of the submissions they got. It was a similar type of children's book, only it was called Daddy's New Hair. They passed on the manuscript.

Daddy's Little Blue Pills

I invented a new word.

EMONEBRIATION

That is all

i am liking this.

wtf, plastic surgery industry

I canNOT get warm tonight. I don't think plastic surgery is going to fix this. Weight lifting routine might, although I am totally unethusiastic about this plan.

sara i totally envy your workout ethic

It's more like compulsion, but thanks!

The weight lifting is really important to me (even though it is soooo boring) because my left arm was pretty helpless after being in a cast for two months. I have yet to find a good way to get my dexterity and strength back in my left hand... probably learning to play piano or guitar would help, but I have time/money issues with that right now.

As for the treadmill thing, that's how I justify watching tv and movies!

that's why i wish i had this stuff at home. i would work out instead of drinking 3 glasses of wine.

I bought the treadmill for fifty bucks at a garage sale. It's old and loud, but it is functional. Free weights are from Target and I use the Kathy Smith Lift Weights to Lose Weight DVD 2x a week. (Sooooooo boring...)

Ugh, speaking of which, I should stop sitting here and go do the lower body section. BLAH. 3 glasses of wine sounds SO! MUCH! BETTER!

i wishi had room for a treadmill.

I keep it folded up in the laundry room and drag it out 3x a week. The laundry room is huge, but with all the stuff in it, the treadmill does make it crowded.

It is too bad you are not in the area; you could come over and exercise here and then we could undo all the good we did with teh wine. And possibly some chocolate. Mmmmm chocolate.

See now I'm undoing all the good I did exercising by eating crackers with pepper brie.

FASCINATING, I KNOW

So sleepy. So I'm going to sleep.

(good night bump)

drunks!

we were standing outside bar and my roommate walked by on his way home and we were chatting and then he was like 'ok i think i need to go home and puke now' and we were like 'ok dude. rock on.'

well see know we are just tempting fate re:magical thread title

shit it is magic

KRAFTWERK KRAFTWERK KRAFTWERK TONIGHT BEEP BOP BOP BEEP BZZTKLAK

I TOLD YOU IT WAS MAGIC

also fuck you for going to Kraftwerk while I'll be stuck at work debugging someone else's code

if it helps im at work now

ok, no apostrophe in "im" bothers me, i'm not willing to go that far for laziness

I AM ALSO AT WORK NOW

oh

(are you using your POCKET CALCULATOR?)

http://icons.imeem.com/7IvDxP58.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

I have no job and therefore no money and I am going to spend a lame day studying and walking on my treadmill and I have no fun plans for tonight, SO SCREW YOU BOTH!

I think I am cranky this morning.

TS: walking on a treadmill vs stepping through C# code that uses an XmlTextReader to iteratively parse an XML file and passes said reader around multiple functions so that it loses track of where it is and starts reading the wrong elements for the section of code its in, but only occurs when reading 100 XML nodes or more, so you have to step through every single fucking node to see exactly what is happening because you haven't yet isolated the condition that throws it off.

I'LL TAKE THE TREADMILL, THANKS

Hey Sara, I have no plans either*, hit me up if you get bored!

*I may watch Superbad on pay per view.

TS: walking on a treadmill vs stepping through C# code that uses an XmlTextReader to iteratively parse an XML file and passes said reader around multiple functions so that it loses track of where it is and starts reading the wrong elements for the section of code its in, but only occurs when reading 100 XML nodes or more, so you have to step through every single fucking node to see exactly what is happening because you haven't yet isolated the condition that throws it off.

I'LL TAKE THE TREADMILL, THANKS

-- HI DERE, Saturday, April 19, 2008 4:37 PM (47 minutes ago)

See, now I would take the "drinking while i see KRAFTWERK" option, but hey thats just me

the fine line between being excited and being a dick, i am toeing over it

i think you done stepped fully over that line

I have no comprehension of Dan's job, so it's probably good that I have the treadmill option. Perhaps Dan would like to join me in locating John's carotid artery? (Don't worry John. As always, the pain will end as soon as you lose consciousness.)

I AS WELL AM AT WORK

EMONEBRIATION

emon's drunk

makes me think of mom's drunk def the weirdest kim deal song

J is now staying home with me instead of 4lex since she was getting ready to go and then suddenly she threw up.

I don't know if she's sick or if she just ate too fast or what. ARGH

Oh well, treadmill time. J can play on the computer and I'll keep my eye on her.

Is this still better than debugging code? I have no idea.

in consulation for my bad behavior earlier on the thread, i bought a used copy of an E.A.R. CD full of speak and spell ciruit bending expecting good things and so far it is very very boring.

I, for one, feel consoled by this.

I watched Superbad! First half hour - kinda disappointing. As soon as the police arrive - omg most amazing film ever.

I am also on glass of wine number 4. Bad Mark.

They're only little glasses.

Dan why didn't u tell us u had kids: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq4ZRHmyYKs

lol.

mark, don't feel bad! i went out after all that wine! then i slept sooo long. oh man this hangover. i think i am going to have sushi later, and then rrrobyn shenanigans???

haha I am totally doing that to my children

I've never been so sad to have never had one of those baby bungee jumper things before.

Obviously Dan needs to produce twins at minimum to compete with that, though. Triplets would be even better!

Also OMG I WANT SUSHI AND WINE YUM YOU GUYS I AM ENVYING YOU ALL

I just had a Twix! It is no comparison to wine and sushi, though. ;_;

Also, I am back at work.

yeah i really don't think that this baby thing would work as well with >2 kids.