TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

motivational criticism?

Okay I'm done practicing and I am leaving for my test-out now!

EVERYONE ELSE HAVE A RELAXING NIGHT FOR ME OKAY?

GOOD LUCK SARA

goddamnit my internet was broken all night - did i miss something like tombot getting all drunk and emo on his birthday thread???

double shift today and i only got a miserable 5.5 hours sleep. i'm not feeling too happy about this situation.

I'll have a great time debugging C++/C# code!

Oh wait, no I won't.

tonight i inspect the refinished hardwood floors in new hawse.

Tonight I will drink with buddy i haven't seen for nearly two years!!!!

only problem is i have much intense dislike for some of his other friends.

Ugh this sucks

i hate my stupid fucking job bump

BREAKTHROUGH

Hey guys, did you know that if your using the .NET XmlTextWriter class to write out an XML file and you get an ArgumentException when using the method WriteElementString, it has written whatever it can of the suspect text to your element node, so any subsequent calls to WriteEndElement will be up one level and completely bork the nesting of your XML?

WELL NEITHER DID I UNTIL NOW, GAWD

Fucking four days of my life wasted because of the way this thing was written in the first place; if I'd switched it to write directly out to the end file in the first place, I would have seen this on Thursday.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

fuck

So.... anyone want to fax me some food? I've eaten four Pop Tarts all day?

i have some nuts for your chin
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lol that actually looks a lot like one of my college roommates

pic pls

I'm the worst person to ask for pics of people! I don't have any and he's got like zero Internet presence.

What the fuck. Golden eagles throwing mountain goats off cliffs, fucking christ.

^^^^^^^wau

YAY I PASSED

And wow, I hope Dan got some food. Also, I am super intimidated by his COMPUTER SKILLZ BRANES

PS I'm afraid to watch what that mountain goats thing is.

still hate this job bump

congratz sara!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg what a night! meeting/interviewish thing got postponed bc the lady's grandfather died and some other issues i'm not sure about andshe got herself wasted during the course of the show so we had a short chat and now i have to go call next week and set something else up?

then i went for a drink at some mexican place w people and had a gingerita - margarita w/ fresh ginger (the ginger was mostly overpowered by the lime, though :( but a valiant effort!) and then i went allllllll the way to soho bc SOMEONE did not txt me back to say they were leaving the bar and it just took me an hour to get home so i bought beer at the deli. blue moon honey moon! i am not into honey, but it has fresh orange peel and that is a+ and it is actually not too sweet :D

sara good job!

ruby don't worry, you don't have that long left :D :D :D

haha tza you drunkie! maybe i jsut need more booze in my life

i keep bringing my official day at work forward. originally it was gonna be like july 5, then it was june 30, then june 29... now i think i might make it june 26. fuck this shit. seriously.

*official LAST day

oh no, i am not drunk! i just got home and am on beer 1 (1 drink at restaurant was like 2 hours ago).

go for june 26. you will need time to get ready for the big move!

my "freezer" can't even freeze a fucking banana

aww i wanted you to be drunk! have a beer or three for on my behalf.

yeah i figured i probably needed more time in btw finishing up and leaving town (gotta go home to see fam for 5 days), plus this job is dicking me round for holiday pay - i keep telling my boss "it's REALLY important that you email di (the big boss) and tell her what day i'm finishing cuz i MUST have that cash before i leave the country (i need it for 'proof of funds')" but she still has not done so. fucking hell.

lingbert why are you freezing bananas

my mom freezes bananas when she wants to save them to make banana bread later.

banana is a fun word to type.

You can eat frozen bananas and they are rather good.

I went to bed because I was really tired, but SHOCKER, I'm still too wound up to sleep.

i had heard that frozen bananas are good, so i gave it a shot, but my fridge failed me. and actually, i guess i have had frozen bananas before, but i think they were covered in chocolate and it was years ago.

some things benefit from being frozen eg grapes, but i think i will go on record as saying that bananas are better thawed.

this may be a dumb question but can you turn the temp setting down or is it already at the lowest setting?

all this makes me think of bluth banana stands.

frozen grapes are aweseome!

I totally want a frozen Bluth banana on a stick, with chocolate and nuts now.

...which I mean literally; this isn't some kind of crazy late night euphemism.

wasn't there a name for that? was it the george sr? or the gob?

i'll give you a banana and nuts
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tehresa, the "freezer" is on the lowest setting. but you see, i live in a studio that only has a kitchenette, which only has one of those little dorm-type fridges because nothing else will fit. it's pathetic. it can't even keep ice cream frozen. it doesn't have a freezer so much as a compartment at the top of the fridge that has a plastic flap door and is somewhat cooler than the rest of the fridge. it's best at accumulating ice over time.

ah yes, i remember that. freshman year of college i came home one day to melted orange popsicles leaking EVERYWHERE. ew.

xpost Well, we know how to draw lingbert out, and perhaps how to mollify him now!

xpost, part II I can't remember, but you might be right. I have got to buy myself copies of all three seasons of that show. I know I missed a lot of funny stuff because I was distracted by laughing.

Hmmm, odd little night. Nothing major, just a variety of small things.

Hi Ned! I hope odd doesn't mean bad...

REALLY going to sleep now (I hope) bump

Night Sara :)

Why Oh Why Oh Why did I watch the goat thing? :(

Internet hardman's birfday thread seems to have been...removed? Did he try to eat the bacon roll I posted?

Whenever someone says "internet hardman" I get the same feeling as when a girl I used to date refers to her new boyfriend.

Internet hardmen, I imagine, don't post bovril and marmite between continents. Or use emoticons.