TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

that meant to say I "can't" sing for shit. Man, too early not enough coffee etc.

I can't sing for shit either but, as with dancing, I guarantee that enthusiasm is all that's needed keep embarrassment at bay.

Note: Not a guarantee.

Now I think about it one of the last times I did karaoke (aaages ago) was at a really rally rough pub in Paddington and someone pulled a knife.

Confidence is no match for a glistening steel blade.

wow. We did karaoke once an old man's pub near Angel where they had a lockdown and it was full of locals. So sketchy but so much fun.

I still enjoyed the experience but made a mental not to ever ever ever sing Man On The Moon again.

Yes, this should probably be a given but it wasn't at the time. Once a slashing had been averted an old chap came up to me, enthusiastically insisted the song was about him and bought me a pint. MKAY YOU CRAAAZY BUT FANKS.

Wow, Nick and Mark went out and had FUN last night!

Now must go and do some work finish reading the Clinton/Obama debate thread.

^^^ This seems like crazily out of context, but I suppose that the difference between morning and night.

I have a test-out on hanging IV piggybacks tonight and then I'm meeting my cousin afterward to hear about this new guy she met.

Oh, and this afternoon I'm meeting a friend at a local coffee shop when our kids are at school.

WHY IS MY LIFF SO DULL

Why was Tom's birthday thread deleted?

?!

latenight non-hardman non-posturing, thoughtfulness and emotion. coulda just deleted posts and not the whole thing but who am i to say. last time: happy birthday, friend.

Whatever the reason, I hope all is well and that Tom had a good birthday.

Time to go to the coffee shop and pretend to study.

time to make the doughnuts.

actually, no doughnuts. another 840 calories of exercise and session w. my trainer, who called me 'crazy uncoordinated'

oops, I forgot about lunch again

time to make the doughnuts.

The guy that was the "time to make the donuts guy" (and was also the breakstone's sour cream guy) whose name I think was Michael Vale was a customer at my parents' restaurant. According to my mom, he was a total asshole. Fact.

If any of you are related to Michael Vale then I apologize and did not mean to offend.

how do i handle an interview that also involves drinks?
baby sips?

I would limit it to one drink if you can and take drinks of water between drinks of an alcoholic beverage.

Maybe eat a bunch of food to slow alcohol absorption, too?

yeah the thing is i am going to be sitting in a theater for 1.5-2 hours beforehand, so i will be all empty stomached! eek! maybe i will sneak nuts in my bag lol.

Dan, how can you FORGET lunch?

remy - that is a lot of calories to burn off at one time, so that is good, but I don't know that I would stick with someone who called me "crazy uncoordinated" to my face. (Were they trying to be funny...?)

xpost lol, yes, eat a Snickers bar beforehand...

motivational criticism?

Okay I'm done practicing and I am leaving for my test-out now!

EVERYONE ELSE HAVE A RELAXING NIGHT FOR ME OKAY?

GOOD LUCK SARA

goddamnit my internet was broken all night - did i miss something like tombot getting all drunk and emo on his birthday thread???

double shift today and i only got a miserable 5.5 hours sleep. i'm not feeling too happy about this situation.

I'll have a great time debugging C++/C# code!

Oh wait, no I won't.

tonight i inspect the refinished hardwood floors in new hawse.

Tonight I will drink with buddy i haven't seen for nearly two years!!!!

only problem is i have much intense dislike for some of his other friends.

Ugh this sucks

i hate my stupid fucking job bump

BREAKTHROUGH

Hey guys, did you know that if your using the .NET XmlTextWriter class to write out an XML file and you get an ArgumentException when using the method WriteElementString, it has written whatever it can of the suspect text to your element node, so any subsequent calls to WriteEndElement will be up one level and completely bork the nesting of your XML?

WELL NEITHER DID I UNTIL NOW, GAWD

Fucking four days of my life wasted because of the way this thing was written in the first place; if I'd switched it to write directly out to the end file in the first place, I would have seen this on Thursday.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

fuck

So.... anyone want to fax me some food? I've eaten four Pop Tarts all day?

i have some nuts for your chin
http://giraffian.com/pictionary-files/c/chin.png

lol that actually looks a lot like one of my college roommates

pic pls

I'm the worst person to ask for pics of people! I don't have any and he's got like zero Internet presence.

What the fuck. Golden eagles throwing mountain goats off cliffs, fucking christ.

^^^^^^^wau

YAY I PASSED

And wow, I hope Dan got some food. Also, I am super intimidated by his COMPUTER SKILLZ BRANES

PS I'm afraid to watch what that mountain goats thing is.

still hate this job bump

congratz sara!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg what a night! meeting/interviewish thing got postponed bc the lady's grandfather died and some other issues i'm not sure about andshe got herself wasted during the course of the show so we had a short chat and now i have to go call next week and set something else up?

then i went for a drink at some mexican place w people and had a gingerita - margarita w/ fresh ginger (the ginger was mostly overpowered by the lime, though :( but a valiant effort!) and then i went allllllll the way to soho bc SOMEONE did not txt me back to say they were leaving the bar and it just took me an hour to get home so i bought beer at the deli. blue moon honey moon! i am not into honey, but it has fresh orange peel and that is a+ and it is actually not too sweet :D

sara good job!

ruby don't worry, you don't have that long left :D :D :D

haha tza you drunkie! maybe i jsut need more booze in my life

i keep bringing my official day at work forward. originally it was gonna be like july 5, then it was june 30, then june 29... now i think i might make it june 26. fuck this shit. seriously.

*official LAST day

oh no, i am not drunk! i just got home and am on beer 1 (1 drink at restaurant was like 2 hours ago).

go for june 26. you will need time to get ready for the big move!

my "freezer" can't even freeze a fucking banana

aww i wanted you to be drunk! have a beer or three for on my behalf.

yeah i figured i probably needed more time in btw finishing up and leaving town (gotta go home to see fam for 5 days), plus this job is dicking me round for holiday pay - i keep telling my boss "it's REALLY important that you email di (the big boss) and tell her what day i'm finishing cuz i MUST have that cash before i leave the country (i need it for 'proof of funds')" but she still has not done so. fucking hell.

lingbert why are you freezing bananas