thread for tombot to update every time he gets a bit of a drink on and suddenly realizes the entire human race would be better off dead

why is it that every friday, knowing i have to work the next morning, i decide that eating is just going to get in the way of my drinking time?

unless you count bloody marys as food. which i kind of do.

okay I have identified yr problem:

YOU ARE DRINKING A BRUNCH DRINK FOR 55-YEAR-OLD WOMEN ON FRIDAY NIGHTS, PS HOW'S THE MENOPAUSE GOING?

http://photo.net/bboard-uploads/00H8Yc-30913484.jpg

John Justen, 3:30 AM Saturday morning

I did not need to have this image in my head.

DUDE

what kind of strange tortured soul doesn't understand the booze potential that bloody marys hold?

The perfectly content soul with a refined palette that fucking hates tomato juice with a fiery passion, that's what kind! Give me jalepeno tequila any day over that shit (in the spicy drink stakes).

"Here's some lovely vodka and pepper, I think I'll ruin it by putting in tomato juice and horseradish so that you end up with a drink that looks like an awful tampon accident and tastes like hot ass! A WINNER IS ME"

I had no idea Dan hated tomato juice so much.

I like bloody marys. It is one of the few drinks that I know I do like!

DAN I HOPE YOU HAVE NOT RUINED THIS FOR ME

I had better go sleep on this.

omg I was going to the Absolut site to see if they even still make Absolut Peppar (my favorite vodka tonic variant is Peppar + tonic) and I am now transfixed by the outrageously awesome Absolut Ruby Red site

It's a Rathergood.com-style choose your own adventure movie that you can download once you're done!

anybody who doesn't like bloody marys but loves dubai can pretty please fuck right off my thread. thanks

i am earning my regular hourly rate for today's efforts, no double time. that reminds me, my timecard's due.

i just dealt with a classic how-many-overpaid-assholes-does-it-take-to-say-"can't help you"-on-a-sunny-saturday-morning-in-washington-dc situation which has brightened my outlook immensely because the answer was something close to two digits.

i am hoping to turn burnt tiresome's washington dc revive into a top moment in my hardman career today. it's important to have goals.

u go girl

u n burt r gonna be bestest bros i can tell

oh wait sorry i just saw that abt dubi and bloody marys - im so outta here

haw

the other great thing about bloody marys is that if you are stuck in a bar with shitty beer prices and no hard liquor U_U you can have them sub sake in their "bloody beer" recipe which = good taste and tons more alcohol content for the same price

tricks of the cheap bastard intinerant drunkard trade

cougar drink

also, dan, i am of the (v8 rather than tomato juice) - horseradish + clamato + a1 steak sauce + hot hot sauce bloody mary contingent

xpost

I am afraid of clamato.

oh man i have the next-day drinky-shakes, and i didn't even get very drinky yesterday

MAN UP xpost

i feel guilty because i dont feel all that hungover anymore, so my posting on this thread seems like BIG FAKER

You're not tombot, so I think you're okay.

xpost WELL MAYBE I WILL THEN

oh man i have the next-day drinky-shakes, and i didn't even get very drinky yesterday

http://www.cleanandsobernotdead.com/If_Found_Call_Sponsor.jpg

i had to compete with both raggett siblings, tom.

drinking is not a competition, remy. it's a compulsion, a habit. and it can turn deadly.

You only deny it's a competition, Tom, because you were not drinking against my sis and I. As Remy rightfully notes.

wonder how a bloody mary would taste with la la la la la lala absolut ruby red?

what in the hell is your deal right now

http://www2.absolut.com/rubyred

^^^^^^ V V V V IMPORTANT

-- HI DERE, Saturday, March 29, 2008 7:25 AM (Saturday, March 29, 2008 7:25 AM) Bookmark Link

absolut peppar is good in bloody marys!

tombot do you ever watch the serial killer docs on msnbc?

haha yeah I'm watching the BTK one right now. I only watch TV at work though

I canxed my directv and replaced it by adding another disc to my netflix sub

also:

absolut peppar is good in bloody marys!

-- bell_labs, Saturday, March 29, 2008 3:15 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you are fucking correct lady

haha i'm watching BTK too

I am drinking wine instead of learning music I have to rehearse tomorrow: is this wrong?

yup

fuck

Can't you do both?

I mean, my plan is seriously to read my textbook and have a drink or two.

Also finish my PHARMACOLOGY MIX CD, which I will present to a classmate tomorrow who I know will appreciate it. I'm still looking for more stuff that I have to put on it...

i think i might start drinking now to ease the pain of expensive auto repairs.

Okay, that sucks. The expensive auto repair part, I mean.

it is very lame but my car is no longer making an alarming noise so that's good. and i have three dogfish heads leftover from yesterday! the best thing about high abv beers: do not need to finish the entire six-pack the night i buy it.

it's like $2 extra for a six-pack but it makes up for it in getting you wasted more efficiently

Intersting. you can hear my drunk rambling about some bullshit at the start of this mp3 of my friends' band the other night. I keep saying PhD?? Or something. I have no idea what I was talking about.

They sounded awesome. Unlike that mp3. also it is 70 meg I jus realised :|

oh god
fuck the lot of yall

it's a beautiful morning here, tom!

earlier tonight i realized that "bottom" is an anagram of "tombot"

just now i realised that "drongos" is very nearly an anagram of "jordan s".

too bad my name isnt gordon s.

dear fucking whatever prophet did you even imagine this? no you didn't

the lot! the lot of you! the lot of you abrahamic prophets were a bunch of fucking sad incompetents given far, far, far too much grace by your age

we're all fucking doomed and not a one of you helped

shitwads

I'd slap you silly if I had a time machine
as it is I'll reserve my right to be the 110,024,784th person to point out that you were all full of shit to begin with

oof
a bit drunk here
thanks ITR
word out
g'night

and estela is an anagram of "teasel" which is a plant whose flower-head is used to brush billiards tables

i wonder if estela's hairstyle could be put to similar purposes

FUCKERS

also an anagram for "le otm boot"

for what that is worth. night tom. go team drunk!

looool @ "le otm boot"

as an aside, if there actually was a "team drunk", i would like to think that ITR would be the biggest sponsorship patch on their stylish silver jumpsuit

that was a very post-modern anagram, because it was presented to us BY A BECK CLONE

you have some fancy computer program that does these things for you, dont you

i mean here i am with my quill pen and bottle of ink and a copy of websters and youre off over there with your magical anagram turing machine.

jerk

"just got offed" contains the letters g t f o and s t f u

hahahahaha

yeah well the letter left are "joed" and whatchu gonna do with that my slippery sealet

rhymes with choad

just saying

ACE ONE, BLKBYC

j for jagger
d for didn't
o for owned
e for estela

i am left speechless

speechless by seatle

xD

^^grinning pirate emoticon

i thot it were mor lmao than pirata

ALso: i am drunk, so this appropriate thread

can we not bring pirates into this, please

i am probably going to call jordan s. gordon s. from now on.

I’m tired and emotional and sometimes we should be allowed to use words like our cousins do across the pond.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, May 24, 2018 10:45 PM

Haha yes very good

I forgot to bump this last night

we don't want bumps, we want updates

update

look at how many women were posting here 10 years ago just to talk about flavored vodkas and hangovers

we've really failed on every front

The old ilx had the best women

Some i would even date

Ya i said it

:(

oh man if I ever get an iphone I'm going to have to retire as a hardman, just for the sake of peace and liberty

― El Tomboto, Friday, April 4, 2008 4:43 AM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I canna wait to get idiotically Bloody Mary'd w/ tombot next monf

― Dr Morbius, Friday, April 4, 2008 9:19 AM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink