oh ffs
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:29 (eighteen years ago)
you spelled "yes" wrong
― John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:32 (eighteen years ago)
Now I'm silently repeating to myself, "I love Dan and cannot strangle one of his best friends on his birthday."
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:36 (eighteen years ago)
i forget if it's going to be animal poop or human poop. this won't affect my vote (hint: YES SARARC) but i am wondering.
― jergïns, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:37 (eighteen years ago)
HI DERE HAPPY BIRTHDAY. MY GIFT TO YOU IS A THREE-DAY WEEKEND.
― jessie monster, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:38 (eighteen years ago)
I will be so busy playing ROCK BAND that I will miss any poop sent my way.
― HI DERE, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:05 (eighteen years ago)
Good lord, Dan, don't throw the gauntlet down for John like that. It's a good thing he's sick or I'd actually be worried.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:11 (eighteen years ago)
I'm not that kind of sick, sara.
― John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:15 (eighteen years ago)
I beg to differ.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:17 (eighteen years ago)
I STAND CORRECTED
― The real SARA R-C no really, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:20 (eighteen years ago)
John is every kind of sick.
NO REALLY.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:24 (eighteen years ago)
Dan is thity-five in half an hour, so this is for him.
Those down days When you felt so young And everything seemed
You saw the people Around You Getting old
You wake up The teenage yearn is Gone for you
It happens to others It happens all the time Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you
The candles on the cake Waiting to be blown Wish I was An other
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:16 (eighteen years ago)
Is that a vote for or against poopmail?
― John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:20 (eighteen years ago)
HAPPYBIRTHDAY POOPMAIL FOR EVERYONE
― Mr. Que, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:40 (eighteen years ago)
It frightens me that FB is starting to make sense to me.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:55 (eighteen years ago)
MR QUE HAS THE SPIRIT
― John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 20:07 (eighteen years ago)
Lyrics from "Happy Birthday", by The Cure.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
So weirdly perfect.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)
I already got one call this week from the USPS OIG and I don't feel like dealing with another one.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:44 (eighteen years ago)
GUYS GUYS EVERYONE GO SEE CLOVERFIELD, EVEN YOU SARA
― HI DERE, Friday, 18 January 2008 23:02 (eighteen years ago)
happy happiest birthday dan p!!
― estela, Friday, 18 January 2008 23:05 (eighteen years ago)
What, you think I'm going to come out of my hermit-like existence for a movie? Well, since it's you're birthday, I'll see what I can do.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 23:06 (eighteen years ago)
happy bday dan! I hope you get shit in the mail!
― Lingbert, Saturday, 19 January 2008 00:35 (eighteen years ago)
happy birthday mr perry
i really hope you don't get shit in the mail
― Rubyredd, Saturday, 19 January 2008 01:03 (eighteen years ago)
HI DERE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DERE.
― lxy, Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:17 (eighteen years ago)
DERE E ERE HI & HB
― jergïns, Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:26 (eighteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― ILX System, Thursday, 24 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)
let the ballot stuffing commence
― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 00:48 (eighteen years ago)
ILX 2 You have already voted in this poll and cannot vote again.
― remy bean, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:02 (eighteen years ago)
HI DERE, WAHT IS IT MADE?
― Embarchie, Thursday, 24 January 2008 05:40 (eighteen years ago)
not poop
― HI DERE, Thursday, 24 January 2008 15:00 (eighteen years ago)
thats what you always say
― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 15:15 (eighteen years ago)
because he's always right
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 16:38 (eighteen years ago)
^^^^^^^^^ this
― HI DERE, Thursday, 24 January 2008 16:49 (eighteen years ago)
^^^^^^^^^^no
― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:05 (eighteen years ago)
agree to disagree?
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:12 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, that sounds like something i'd do
― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
John must really still be sick, guys.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:28 (eighteen years ago)
sarcasm does not work on the internet
― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
a wise man said that once
― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:34 (eighteen years ago)
Does it make you feel better to know that I considered accusing you of being a robot and not the real John Justen?
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:35 (eighteen years ago)
hahahahaha in three posts we have demonstrated why John and I were best friends who sometimes wanted to stab each other with knives in high school
― HI DERE, Thursday, 24 January 2008 19:07 (eighteen years ago)
hahahahayes this is true
― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 19:13 (eighteen years ago)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 23:41 (eighteen years ago)
I thought it was because you were twins.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 23:45 (eighteen years ago)
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!
― John Justen, Thursday, 24 January 2008 23:52 (eighteen years ago)
Dan will now deny that you're related at all and I will stand aside and be amused.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 23:53 (eighteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― ILX System, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)
A shocking result.
But still, no.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:07 (eighteen years ago)
On the other hand, John's birthday is in a couple of months.
I can't believe the news today Oh, I can't close my eyes and make it go away!
How long? How long must we sing this song? How long? How long?
'Cause tonight...we can be as one Tonight...
Broken bottles under children's feet Bodies strewn across the dead-end streets But I won't heed the battle call It puts my back up, puts back up against the wall!
Sunday, Bloody Sunday Sunday, Bloody Sunday Sunday, Bloody Sunday (Sunday, Bloody Sunday) All right lets go!
And the battles just begun Theres many lost but tell me who has won The trenches dug within our hearts And mothers, children, brothers, sisters torn apart!
Sunday, Bloody Sunday Sunday, Bloody Sunday
How long...how long must we sing this song? How long? How long?
'Cause tonight...we can be as one Tonight Tonight (Sunday, Bloody Sunday) Tonight Tonight (Sunday, Bloody Sunday) Tonight Come get some!
Wipe the tears from your eyes Wipe your tears away Wipe your tears away I wipe your tears away (Sunday, Bloody Sunday) I wipe your blood shot eyes (Sunday, Bloody Sunday)
Sunday, Bloody Sunday (Sunday, Bloody Sunday) Sunday, Bloody Sunday (Sunday, Bloody Sunday) Here I come!
And it's true we are immune When fact is fiction and TV reality And today the millions cry We eat and drink while tomorrow they die!
The real battle yet began (Sunday, Bloody Sunday) To claim the victory Jesus won (Sunday, Bloody Sunday on...
Sunday, Bloody Sunday Sunday, Bloody Sunday...
― John Justen, Friday, 25 January 2008 01:03 (eighteen years ago)
BTW, the victory that jesus won ^^^^^ mailing Dan poop.
― John Justen, Friday, 25 January 2008 02:13 (eighteen years ago)
or it was on an ebay auction, cant remember
― John Justen, Friday, 25 January 2008 02:16 (eighteen years ago)
John, I think I would like to read your re-interpretation of the Bible. As would millions of bored elementary aged Sunday school students.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 25 January 2008 02:36 (eighteen years ago)
http://sptsb.com/TdayGarySausage.jpg
― FREE HUGS!, Friday, 25 January 2008 21:55 (eighteen years ago)
So, so disturbing.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:18 (eighteen years ago)
BUMP
― non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Sunday, 18 January 2009 21:33 (seventeen years ago)
AHEM: 13 belated birthday gifts on the way, right folks?
― non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Sunday, 18 January 2009 21:37 (seventeen years ago)
oh HELL no
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Sunday, 18 January 2009 21:40 (seventeen years ago)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
― tehresa, Sunday, 18 January 2009 23:46 (seventeen years ago)
Happy birthday, Dan!
Relax, I have failed to send you anything. (well, an e-card, but that isn't very threatening to open)
― Sara R-C, Monday, 19 January 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)
send him an e-vite to open his e-card
― tehresa, Monday, 19 January 2009 00:21 (seventeen years ago)
HAPPY BIRTHCDATY
― non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Monday, 19 January 2009 00:49 (seventeen years ago)
hahaha every e-Card I've received has been awesome
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 19 January 2009 01:45 (seventeen years ago)
happy b-day, duder!
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 19 January 2009 01:47 (seventeen years ago)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HI DERE BUT FUCK U DUDE U ATE MY EGGOS
― I'm in the building and I'm feeling myself (The Reverend), Monday, 19 January 2009 01:49 (seventeen years ago)
IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY WERE TOO DELICIO.US
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 19 January 2009 01:51 (seventeen years ago)
I made some really fantastic chocolate almond cupcakes in your honor this weekend, too, Dan. If only you would visit, I would give some to you.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 19 January 2009 02:48 (seventeen years ago)
happy birthday from me<3
― estela, Monday, 19 January 2009 03:52 (seventeen years ago)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Monday, 19 January 2009 03:59 (seventeen years ago)
^_^ <3 thankig u
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 19 January 2009 04:03 (seventeen years ago)
Hmmmmmm
― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 09:58 (sixteen years ago)
i mean if this is a bad idea you should just let us know and we will never speak of this again
― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 10:00 (sixteen years ago)
you have 5 minutes btw
WAIT WAHT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
― Jay Leno's Pony Vivisection Hour (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:26 (sixteen years ago)
well thats settled then
― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:00 (sixteen years ago)
sara i'd probably use media mail, UPS rates have really gone up in the past year
― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:01 (sixteen years ago)
http://chicktech.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fist-shake.jpg
― Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:02 (sixteen years ago)
While I always appreciate John's advice, I'm going to have to leave his project to him this year. I've got a board exam to study for...
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:49 (sixteen years ago)
bump
― blurgh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:26 (fourteen years ago)
appropriate displayname
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:28 (fourteen years ago)
bloomp
― (govtname)mac (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:28 (fourteen years ago)
The answer is still no, btw
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:50 (fourteen years ago)
u r obviously bad at math
― blurgh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:09 (fourteen years ago)
^^^ acknowledged, but still no
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:56 (fourteen years ago)
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1903593/2/istockphoto_1903593_amazed_by_vienna_sausage.jpg
― FREE HUGS!, Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:07 (twelve years ago)