In Praise of... THE OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE

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Every single comic strip other than this one is a pussy lame girly piece of crap for sissies.

The plot:

Panel 1: Someone yells at, bugs, bothers, or generally inconveniences Mr. True in some way.

Panel 2: Everett responds by beating the living shit out of him and screaming (unless it's his wife, in which case she beats the living shit out of him).

Awesome.

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.barnaclepress.com/cmcvlt/OutburstsOfEverettTrue/oet080304.jpg

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.barnaclepress.com/cmcvlt/OutburstsOfEverettTrue/oet070306.jpg

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.barnaclepress.com/cmcvlt/OutburstsOfEverettTrue/oet070222.jpg

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit

― Dr. Superman, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.barnaclepress.com/cmcvlt/OutburstsOfEverettTrue/oet060.jpg

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

It's the Edwardian Milk & Cheese!

― chap, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, this is awesome, but I am pretty certain we've had a thread on it! With jokes about the other Everett True and everything.

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.barnaclepress.com/cmcvlt/OutburstsOfEverettTrue/oet024.jpg

― Dr. Superman, Monday, 7 May 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.barnaclepress.com/cmcvlt/OutburstsOfEverettTrue/oet018.jpg

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 7 May 2007 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

I printed myself a one-off book of these when I had access to a press. They;re brilliantly curmudgeonly.

― James Morrison, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

Striped pants of FURY!

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

The other thread. Sadly lacking posted examples of actual strips.

― Vic Fluro, Friday, 11 May 2007 08:59 (nineteen years ago)

There's a complete book available, isn't there?
God Everett's awesome.

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

One of the co-writers of this thing is named J.W. Raper!

I'm gonna buy that T-shirt advertised at the link. "The cobblestones for you!" I'm surprised there isn't a panel of Everett making some schmuck bite the curb...

― unperson, Sunday, 13 May 2007 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

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