can we put this burrito out of its misery

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i mean come at me all you want, but what did Austin do

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 August 2020 05:06 (one year ago) link

this burrito dude’s revives are like when Usenet groups would die and the only posts would be multi-group spam about waffles or something

brimstead, Saturday, 1 August 2020 17:19 (one year ago) link

alt.rocknroll.metal.metallica occasionally has bizarro replies to 20+ year old posts show up that are weirdly cogent to the convo.

like "4-1-1998 - lol Kirk screwed up the solo tonight"

"7-1-2020 - fuck you no he didn't"

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 August 2020 17:27 (one year ago) link

remember the days of thy youth, neanderthal

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 1 August 2020 18:09 (one year ago) link

sadly my youth is preserved in amber on USEnet, where I used my gov't name

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 August 2020 18:13 (one year ago) link

Google swept Usenet's archives into its capacious maw, promising to keep them publically available. No doubt they mined it for improving their natural language algorithms. Anyway, I'm not sure they kept that promise. You might try accessing your old Usenet posts and see how far you get.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 1 August 2020 18:19 (one year ago) link

I found a ton of them in just 5 minutes lol

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 August 2020 18:20 (one year ago) link

posted from "Forethought BBS"

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 August 2020 18:20 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

FPers, you know what to do

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 November 2020 01:53 (ten months ago) link

i voted

rip van wanko, Sunday, 1 November 2020 02:04 (ten months ago) link

come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, he's literally on helium

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 November 2020 04:03 (ten months ago) link

ppl are to fast to fp these days

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 1 November 2020 04:05 (ten months ago) link

2 Fast 2 FPurious

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 November 2020 04:06 (ten months ago) link

FWIW I can't usually justify an FP on the basis of intense, sustained annoyance alone. But make no mistake: it is SUUUUUPER intensely annoying.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Sunday, 1 November 2020 04:27 (ten months ago) link

i was more talking about the persistent shitting up of the Police Brutality thread, which was frustrating people who were trying to have a serious discussion. the other stuff is more benign.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 November 2020 04:29 (ten months ago) link

if there's been burrito build it
there'll be a way to destroy it
things are not all that out of control

mookieproof, Sunday, 1 November 2020 04:31 (ten months ago) link

la la la

mookieproof, Sunday, 1 November 2020 04:32 (ten months ago) link

Don't let him back

shout-out to his family (DJP), Sunday, 1 November 2020 18:16 (ten months ago) link

When I think of the profile of a valuable poster, someone who trolls a thread about state-sponsored violence primarily directed at minorities is not a defining characteristic. Don't let this worthless shitstain post here anymore.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Sunday, 1 November 2020 18:18 (ten months ago) link

otm

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Sunday, 1 November 2020 18:26 (ten months ago) link

Agree.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 November 2020 18:47 (ten months ago) link

yeah. i went to the police brutality thread and read up. all that blather and the determined tone of 'too cool for school' -- on a serious thread about people being beaten and murdered by police is unacceptable. temp ban in order, imo.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 1 November 2020 18:55 (ten months ago) link

He had the nerve once as del griffith when i was posting about an abuse of federal agencies by Trump to mock me for "caring about another stupid thing Trump said"

His steez seems to be "lol u care"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 November 2020 18:58 (ten months ago) link

to be clear: he’s already on his second 7-day temp ban under the new rules. The next temp ban, if he reaches a total of 50 FPs in six months, will be for 30 days.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Sunday, 1 November 2020 18:58 (ten months ago) link

I missed a clusterfuck I see

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 1 November 2020 19:04 (ten months ago) link

his steez is “lol this message board sucks I’ m going to shit it up”

brimstead, Sunday, 1 November 2020 19:25 (ten months ago) link

tbf i think it's more "lol I suck I'm going to shit up a random msg borad"

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 1 November 2020 19:27 (ten months ago) link

sorry I'm so awesome and that you guys are so jealous of my indomitable spirit and hot young sexy body

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 20:46 (ten months ago) link

how do you define escabeche?

sarahell, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 20:56 (ten months ago) link

hmm I dunno, lemme check with everyone else

Neanderthal, brimstead, Aimless, rip van wanko, upper mississippi sh@kedown, Old Lunch, mookieproof, DJP, sleeve, El Tomboto, and Le Bateau Ivre, how do I define escabeche?

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:10 (ten months ago) link

I'm cool with whatever

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:11 (ten months ago) link

Nobody ever wants to know what I think

Evan, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:13 (ten months ago) link

xp I'm cool with that too

ftr I just call it "hot carrots" and it comes in a plastic baggie and it's like 99 cents

you can hang out at the loser table and eat food from a plastic baggie with me, Evan

the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:14 (ten months ago) link

I'm cool with whatever

Evan, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:15 (ten months ago) link

in all seriousness, evan u are v cool and i like your contributions to ilx

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:15 (ten months ago) link

aw thanks!! I was mostly screwing around but you saw RIGHT through it.

Evan, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:18 (ten months ago) link

I guess I'd have to say "lightly pickled" but really it is a general class of dish

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:54 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

heh this clown literally sends me an ilx email after almost every post of mine mockingly congratulating me for the post. he's doing it under del griffith (cos burrito is banned again).

not asking for action or nuffin, just like....sayin this dude is creepily obsessed w/ me now. I'm not worth it!

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 December 2020 20:36 (eight months ago) link

I blocked robot at ilxor.com just to make it stop

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 December 2020 20:36 (eight months ago) link

congratulations for these two posts

superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 24 December 2020 21:05 (eight months ago) link

thanks, I'm really excited!

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 December 2020 21:05 (eight months ago) link

Nobody ever congratulates me on my posts:*-(

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 24 December 2020 21:22 (eight months ago) link

I've asked this before, but is this sparring something that both of you find amusing, or is it something you'd like to stop? Because honestly, persistent unwanted harassment is something I'd consider a permaban offence.

emil.y, Thursday, 24 December 2020 21:46 (eight months ago) link

as a point in favor of permaban, he zoombombed the last video chat, it was v uncomfortable and creepy and he was booted. this has gone past whatever acceptable level of trollery into unhealthy stalker shit.

trans-panda express (m bison), Thursday, 24 December 2020 22:01 (eight months ago) link

the sparring was something I did initially find amusing, but the emails are starting to get annoying. he's been doing it for a month, since election day, under both of his accounts.

honestly, he's easy enough for me to ignore on the board itself (I just don't respond to his threads anymore) - had no idea about the video chat zoombombing but that is o_O

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 December 2020 22:18 (eight months ago) link

Thanks for the congrats, folks. Now my heart is full

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 24 December 2020 22:52 (eight months ago) link

as a point in favor of permaban, he zoombombed the last video chat, it was v uncomfortable and creepy and he was booted. this has gone past whatever acceptable level of trollery into unhealthy stalker shit.


His second time he’s done it iirc, and has said weird shit about other posters. Support a permaban on all accounts.

scampish inquisition (gyac), Thursday, 24 December 2020 23:03 (eight months ago) link

he’s pure negative energy and not even in an interesting way

brimstead, Thursday, 24 December 2020 23:27 (eight months ago) link

DJP was right

scampish inquisition (gyac), Thursday, 24 December 2020 23:28 (eight months ago) link

Everyone who gets banned and comes back with a new username should be banned imo

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 24 December 2020 23:45 (eight months ago) link

i was there for the second zoombombing, really fucking uncool thing to do to a bunch of folks just trying to unwind and keep some semblance of mental health.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 December 2020 23:58 (eight months ago) link

what exactly did he do? was it the masturbating orangutan again? I always thought he was a cool dude...

sarahell, Friday, 25 December 2020 00:01 (eight months ago) link

As in he's been around longer than me and hasn't really done anything shitty to anyone afaik until very recently... like, I kinda wonder what's up, not that I'm dismissive of other ilxors' problems w/his behavior

sarahell, Friday, 25 December 2020 00:06 (eight months ago) link

recently he posted one of his usual joekposts and slipped in a brief mention of a drinking problem. not here to speculate but he definitely wasn't weird when he was del griffith.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 December 2020 00:09 (eight months ago) link

oh geez ... I definitely did some regrettable drunk ilxing years back ... still ... just ... ugh

sarahell, Friday, 25 December 2020 00:11 (eight months ago) link

It's true that the orangutan was a cool dude, before he started masturbating.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 25 December 2020 00:41 (eight months ago) link

some people go through shit worse than whatever his fucking problem is and don't start harassing people just saying

CP Radio Gorgeous (Colonel Poo), Friday, 25 December 2020 02:04 (eight months ago) link

Yeah I'm a dry drunk and it doesnt excuse when im being a dick on here

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Friday, 25 December 2020 03:09 (eight months ago) link

yeah idk what's up, i found the whole faux-rivalry thing amusing at first, but it got creepy-weird fast, which is why I quit engaging with him at all on ILX over a month ago.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 December 2020 05:23 (eight months ago) link

I don't know, Morbs used to send me hate ilx emails for no real reason but everyone can't get enough of hagiographising him.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 25 December 2020 10:46 (eight months ago) link

love the sinner, hate the sin

huge rant (sic), Friday, 25 December 2020 12:16 (eight months ago) link

unwrap the tortilla, throw away the filling

huge rant (sic), Friday, 25 December 2020 12:16 (eight months ago) link

We have video chats?

peace, man, Friday, 25 December 2020 13:26 (eight months ago) link

Only the cool kids are invited tho

coup coup kajoo (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 25 December 2020 14:16 (eight months ago) link

thats right

mark s, Friday, 25 December 2020 16:09 (eight months ago) link

well, then (thoughtful expression)

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Friday, 25 December 2020 19:46 (eight months ago) link

Yeah, this is the sort of response I got when I first brought it up. ILX is as bully-friendly as any other board.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 26 December 2020 00:47 (eight months ago) link

Morbs used to send me hate ilx emails

this is the sort of response I got when I first brought it up. ILX is as bully-friendly as any other board.

This is not something that can be responded to, in the sense that it is your characterization, unconfirmed by any evidence we can examine.

Even if Morbs were alive, do you suppose this is something we could or would FP him for? How? Why? The fact that it took place off-board and out of our sight makes it equivocal for either ilxors in general or the moderators to respond to. So we don't.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Saturday, 26 December 2020 00:58 (eight months ago) link

Yeah, this is the sort of response I got when I first brought it up. ILX is as bully-friendly as any other board.


It is and it isn’t, but I have written about the latter point elsewhere. I would be inclined to agree with DJP on the basis of his argument alone tbh, but Neanderthal shouldn’t have to expect that someone can persistently harass him via webmail, it’s weird af. I wouldn’t have agreed with you or anyone experiencing aggro the same way, but in your situation Morbs is no longer with us, so what do you expect to happen now? Should we ignore this person because you had to put up with similar behaviour?

scampish inquisition (gyac), Saturday, 26 December 2020 01:09 (eight months ago) link

No, just making the point that when I brought it up at the time, and C&Ped his emails for people to see, nobody gave a shit, so Neanderthal shouldn't get his hopes up for any response now.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 26 December 2020 01:19 (eight months ago) link

my initial reason for posting wasn't to get dude banned, it was more to say "hey you should know this poster's behavior is getting mega-weird and starting to legit bother me, also am I weird for finding this bothersome?". then I found out he's been doing similar things to other people.

it's not like he's being insulting/aggro, but just....bizarre in uncomfortable ways.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 December 2020 02:28 (eight months ago) link

DJP was right that his sub-Tom Green bullshit didn't belong in the serious threads he was shitting it up with

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 December 2020 02:30 (eight months ago) link

James, do you remember the thread in which you pasted those?

huge rant (sic), Saturday, 26 December 2020 04:40 (eight months ago) link

also am I weird for finding this bothersome?

Definitely not and that’s why it’s good you said something

scampish inquisition (gyac), Saturday, 26 December 2020 05:49 (eight months ago) link

One of them was in a US politics thread. Not sure about the other one I posted, sorry.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 26 December 2020 07:02 (eight months ago) link


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