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not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Sunday, 8 September 2013 08:19 (six years ago) link

Sadly

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Sunday, 8 September 2013 08:20 (six years ago) link

bitches

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Sunday, 8 September 2013 08:24 (six years ago) link

Joe Schmo 2

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Sunday, 8 September 2013 08:32 (six years ago) link

You were a still born baby
Mother didn't want you, but you were still born

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:08 (six years ago) link

come on

... Jenkinson ... ... military spending ... ... ... Özil ... ... (imago), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:08 (six years ago) link

Sadly

― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell)

lol at this one

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:11 (six years ago) link

pathos incomparable

... Jenkinson ... ... military spending ... ... ... Özil ... ... (imago), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:18 (six years ago) link

ALAN HUSTAK and MICHELLE LALONDE
The Gazette

Friday, September 02, 2005

PHOTO CREDIT: MARIE-FRANCE COALLIER, THE GAZETTE
Laval police investigators confer at the Demix quarry, where two bodies believed to be those of missing U.S. dancers Mark Kraynak and Steve Wright were discovered yesterday.

Mark Kraynak survived the war in Iraq. But it appears he met his end in a Laval quarry.

Laval police said last night that two bodies found yesterday morning are almost certainly those of Kraynak and Steve Wright, two U.S. strippers who vanished last week.

"They were wearing clothes identical to those described on the two missing men, but the bodies are so badly decomposed that we cannot have a positive visual identification," Constable Guy Lajeunesse said.

"Everything leads us to believe these are the two Americans who were missing."

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:19 (six years ago) link

they deserved a better memorial than that senile thread, rip mark and steve

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:20 (six years ago) link

imago would u feel better if the thread was titled 'orphaned threads'?

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:22 (six years ago) link

oh! um, maybe go the whole hog and call it 'miscarriages of ilxing' idk

... Jenkinson ... ... military spending ... ... ... Özil ... ... (imago), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:23 (six years ago) link

I guess 'orphaned' or 'atrophied' would imply some form of salvageability. here is an example of a thread that was neglected for a long time until some dismal spanish prat brought it back into relevance

Costa Concordia

... Jenkinson ... ... military spending ... ... ... Özil ... ... (imago), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:27 (six years ago) link

no thread is incapable of being revived whereas orphanhood can be remedied but not reversed

stillborns however may be rendered unto heaven

Since at least the time of Augustine, theologians, considering baptism to be necessary for the salvation of those to whom it can be administered, have debated the fate of unbaptized innocents, and the theory of the Limbo of Infants is one of the hypotheses that have been formulated as a proposed solution. Some who hold this theory regard the Limbo of Infants as a state of maximum natural happiness, others as one of "mildest punishment" consisting at least of privation of the beatific vision and of any hope of obtaining it. This theory, in any of its forms, has never been dogmatically defined by the Church, but it is permissible to hold it.

Recent Catholic theological speculation tends to stress the hope, though not the certainty, that these infants may attain heaven instead of the supposed state of Limbo.[8]

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:34 (six years ago) link

the exception are the threads locked for eternity in limbo, which is as good as hell

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:34 (six years ago) link

threads abducted and dumped in the desert outside ciudad juarez with double tap entry wounds to the back of the skull

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:35 (six years ago) link

ilx heaven, no less, in the adamantine bijou of ILAFL xxp

... Jenkinson ... ... military spending ... ... ... Özil ... ... (imago), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:35 (six years ago) link

what about threads that contain malware, can they be considered to be quarantined in solitary for an indefinite period

... Jenkinson ... ... military spending ... ... ... Özil ... ... (imago), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:37 (six years ago) link

Male strippers may have died over unpaid cab fare

By INGRID PERITZ

Saturday, October 1, 2005 Page A9

MONTREAL -- One month after the bodies of two male strippers from the
United States were found in a Montreal-area quarry, unleashing
continent-wide speculation over what went wrong, police believe the
deaths may have been due to an unpaid taxi fare.

Surveillance tape screened by police shows the two getting out of a
taxi near an all-night rave club. A few moments later, Mark Kraynak
and Steve Wright are seen running away. The taxi is captured on tape
pursuing them down a back alley.

Police investigating the unsolved deaths say the pair jumped a fence
surrounding a quarry near the club. Unbeknownst to them --it was pitch
black -- only 20 feet separate the fence from the quarry's abyss.

"We think the two wanted to run away without paying," said Constable
Guy Lajeunesse, a spokesman for the police in Laval, where the two
died. "It was very dark when they got to the quarry. They might have
thought after they jumped the fence that they were in the bushes."

Instead, they plunged some 60 feet to their deaths. "They may have
died over a $40 cab fare."

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 8 September 2013 16:00 (six years ago) link

you don't fuck with the ground, man

... Jenkinson ... ... military spending ... ... ... Özil ... ... (imago), Sunday, 8 September 2013 16:02 (six years ago) link

, sadly

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 8 September 2013 16:03 (six years ago) link

tick.jpg

... Jenkinson ... ... military spending ... ... ... Özil ... ... (imago), Sunday, 8 September 2013 16:05 (six years ago) link

Hehehehe....

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:52 (six years ago) link

Al die bands onder "pretentious review" zou ik blind kopen!

(okee, downloaden)

― Vasquesz, Thursday, 22 April 2004 14:11 (9 years ago)

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:53 (six years ago) link

art

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:04 (six years ago) link

snkkt!

... Jenkinson ... ... military spending ... ... ... Özil ... ... (imago), Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:07 (six years ago) link

:D

summer wine

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 9 September 2013 12:21 (six years ago) link

A thread for Tibet

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:00 (six years ago) link

There is an abject quality to threads with "significant" images with broken picture links

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:13 (six years ago) link

such a nice touch

forevermore (a maven) (Matt P), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:15 (six years ago) link

i also enjoy those that are 5+ posts from the same user

forevermore (a maven) (Matt P), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 01:16 (six years ago) link

Ian Levine - Classic or Dud?

that is how ghosts laugh (bends), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:22 (six years ago) link

RFI: Brainstorm

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 10:40 (six years ago) link

euclidian and noneuclidian zoning

sarahell, Friday, 14 August 2015 05:47 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

One of the game's great characters, a real personality

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 11 September 2015 10:16 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

scary things

soref, Sunday, 4 October 2015 00:17 (four years ago) link

Baseball players who are named after aquatic animals of some kind

soref, Sunday, 4 October 2015 00:54 (four years ago) link

scary things

The requested URL /fringe/img/BlowThisPopsicleStand2.jpg was not found on this server.

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 4 October 2015 01:07 (four years ago) link

if only kate van d. were still here :(

drash, Sunday, 4 October 2015 16:33 (four years ago) link

I say your watching too much tv.

― Kate Van Dorlandor, Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:48 PM (9 years ago)

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 4 October 2015 23:51 (four years ago) link

When you go to bed tonight, think only about that dream. Try to remeber if there was any sounds or music, then add it to your dream.

― Kate Van Dorland, Saturday, June 3, 2006 11:58 AM (9 years ago)

drash, Monday, 5 October 2015 01:31 (four years ago) link

xp kate otm

drash, Monday, 5 October 2015 01:32 (four years ago) link

wiki/Category:Differential_topology

fappy board (wins), Friday, 9 October 2015 11:17 (four years ago) link

TS: Blackcurrant and Apple Squash vs. Still Vimto

sarahell, Saturday, 10 October 2015 11:28 (four years ago) link

Death to the Chinese Milk Producers (apparently)

sarahell, Saturday, 10 October 2015 11:32 (four years ago) link

suffer from being slightly ahead of the opinions about beverages wave

(emphasis mine) (wins), Saturday, 10 October 2015 12:27 (four years ago) link

I'm drinking a black IPA in a dedicated space for the formation and expression of opinions about beverages, listening in on some wine ppl talking about wine. There is a cider tasting later

(emphasis mine) (wins), Saturday, 10 October 2015 12:30 (four years ago) link

dope obv

(emphasis mine) (wins), Saturday, 10 October 2015 12:30 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNqqqe7xFUU

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 October 2015 12:32 (four years ago) link

ha

(emphasis mine) (wins), Saturday, 10 October 2015 12:37 (four years ago) link

you have enviable saturday lifestyle wins

drash, Saturday, 10 October 2015 12:38 (four years ago) link

funny you should say that, I was just about to post in blue saturday

(emphasis mine) (wins), Saturday, 10 October 2015 12:39 (four years ago) link

dik e boy xp

(emphasis mine) (wins), Saturday, 10 October 2015 12:40 (four years ago) link

xp :)
well they're not mutually exclusive

drash, Saturday, 10 October 2015 12:41 (four years ago) link

they have like 50 diff ciders & perries to try, and will use the customers' opinions to determine which beverages they stock (they only opened recently)

I was like yeah ok I'll do that even tho I don't drink cider & just ruined my palate with a black IPA, just feed me free booze & I will give you my valuable opinion. Democrazy in action 😎

(emphasis mine) (wins), Saturday, 10 October 2015 12:57 (four years ago) link

belatedly commend you, wins, for your political engagement

drash, Saturday, 17 October 2015 01:44 (four years ago) link

Things another forum can give you

drash, Saturday, 17 October 2015 01:45 (four years ago) link

Things People Want

drash, Saturday, 17 October 2015 01:45 (four years ago) link

neglected to include this grisly one
Brutal Dream

drash, Saturday, 17 October 2015 02:04 (four years ago) link

I have dreamt of him for ten years

(emphasis mine) (wins), Saturday, 17 October 2015 07:58 (four years ago) link

Arnold Drake (1924 - 2007)

soref, Friday, 23 October 2015 01:06 (four years ago) link

Barry Sheene 1950-2003 RIP

soref, Friday, 23 October 2015 01:11 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Paul Foot Dies Age 66

christmas capybara (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 21:57 (four years ago) link

my abiding memory of paul foot is that one of the miscarriages of justice that he was so invested in totally wasn't a miscarriage of justice (in so far as the guy was guilty)

Cuombas (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 22:05 (four years ago) link

fgh

white privilege 2: the legend of clumsy scold (wins), Saturday, 23 January 2016 11:37 (four years ago) link

A+

sarahell, Sunday, 24 January 2016 01:30 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

A more innocent time

Treeship, Friday, 6 May 2016 19:48 (three years ago) link

impr00dent

dat login (wins), Friday, 6 May 2016 19:51 (three years ago) link

https://twitter.com/rogerthecat2

dat login (wins), Saturday, 7 May 2016 10:51 (three years ago) link

Who Will Die First: Chuck Berry or Soul Asylum's Karl Mueller

nakhchivan, Saturday, 14 May 2016 02:13 (three years ago) link

Bonus Transfer Winnow Plol: Rooney vs Suarez vs Long

nakhchivan, Saturday, 14 May 2016 17:47 (three years ago) link

Where is Santa Sufjan

a mom shaped pom (wins), Saturday, 21 May 2016 21:29 (three years ago) link

This is the best thread title EVER!

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 22 May 2016 00:14 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

A Thread for the Time-Travelling Chiropractor

soref, Monday, 6 June 2016 02:06 (three years ago) link

WHO IN THIS BITCH LIKES JIMMY HARNEN?

soref, Monday, 6 June 2016 02:06 (three years ago) link

Should Pop Idols be Shat on?

soref, Monday, 6 June 2016 02:14 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

steve penk jokes

soref, Friday, 15 July 2016 02:06 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Gary Glitter

meh 😐 (wins), Monday, 29 August 2016 08:52 (three years ago) link


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