if only we had a promo photo thread for '80s/'90s bands oozing in the present day
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:43 (eight years ago)
oh man am i jealous, because the best moment of your life is ahead of you, instead of back in 1999 like it is for me. and that moment is when the bridge kicks in:
If I had just one wishOnly one demandI hope he's not like meI hope he understandsThat he can take this lifeAnd hold it by the handAnd he can greet the worldWith arms wide open
*goosebumps*
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:44 (eight years ago)
That he can take this lifeAnd hold it by the handAnd he can greet the worldWith arms wide open
in retrospect this is a really suicide-positive song
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)
<sub>Hi</sub>
― cheeseburger, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:35 (eight years ago)
[sub]a[/sub]
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing%3F.out%3Djpg
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 11 December 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tagztMMJMGk
― Karl Malone, Friday, 15 December 2017 06:30 (eight years ago)
hello world
― infinity (∞), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:33 (eight years ago)
The view from Robert Pollard's window. This'll be on his next solo album, wait and see.
― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)
man i wish i had a backyard
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/L6NkEtz.gifv
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 15 January 2018 18:55 (eight years ago)
This is so powerful. pic.twitter.com/pyvJhdoxEg— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) January 18, 2018
― soref, Thursday, 18 January 2018 01:53 (eight years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/9VocO3h.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 20 January 2018 02:31 (eight years ago)
Please tell me you found that today, 32 years after Platoon was released.
― pplains, Saturday, 20 January 2018 02:36 (eight years ago)
yep
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 20 January 2018 03:34 (eight years ago)
https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e9e876aaaf716792a48414fe77a473e/tumblr_o9qo4xpOQo1vsyi4ao1_540.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 18 February 2018 11:57 (eight years ago)
Conversation I witnessed between Russian Barber and Italian Barber:RB: I'm the boss! You gotta do what I say! I'm Stalin!IB: Oh yeah?? Well I'ma Mussolini!RB: Stalin won! Mussolini lost!!IB: Is true. Stalin was great man.RB: True.— Shuja Haider (@shujaxhaider) February 21, 2018
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 February 2018 00:39 (eight years ago)
https://static.vibe.com/files/2017/12/1c041972ee168f5eed15914a5b4c9c93-1514039207-640x640.jpg
look at those... faces
― niels, Friday, 23 March 2018 08:43 (eight years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/WALeAVq.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 13:35 (eight years ago)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/content_link/WsMZB0f9ftTEaATWp6AF8U51ZEQSqkS652I4x7biUZkCSnoRAB7m6fuMu1G7TBia/file
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 23 April 2018 15:04 (eight years ago)
http://https%3A//2.bp.blogspot.com/-bHZZSkfWvtI/VwqgltwzR-I/AAAAAAAAAtU/_tqRicgFSSwlTGAmDoFumyeEIX_L94p6A/s1600/palmers.jpg
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 7 May 2018 15:40 (eight years ago)
https://www.beliebte-vornamen.de/3371-noah.htmhttps://www.beliebte-vornamen.de/jahrgang/j2017/be2017
― Wes Brodicus, Thursday, 10 May 2018 09:10 (eight years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/LHmejVS.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 15:59 (seven years ago)
https://ibb.co/bM4fTo
― francisF, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 01:44 (seven years ago)
― francisF, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 01:45 (seven years ago)
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― francisF, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 01:47 (seven years ago)
https://image.ibb.co/byvn8o/Screen_Shot_2018_07_24_at_9_22_55_PM.png
― francisF, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 01:48 (seven years ago)
Most American post ever?
― Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 08:55 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfr4PrFxm0s
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:49 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owHuWHBaaFg
― Milton Parker, Thursday, 11 October 2018 03:00 (seven years ago)
- The "do not travel by night" thing is returned to at the end, but a second later it doesn't matter. I don't know why they bothered.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 07:03 (seven years ago)
https://medium.com/@joeveix/some-images-i-saved-to-my-laptop-in-2018-5e64555a2d54lotta winners in here
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 4 January 2019 15:10 (seven years ago)
http://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/600/1*hkuAs8qjNvR9nkinNB5fqA.jpeg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 4 January 2019 15:18 (seven years ago)
https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/750/1*9AT0GyvL5DzhVOU5XzUg8g.jpeg
thanks
― ogmor, Friday, 4 January 2019 18:35 (seven years ago)
bear say hi to me
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 4 January 2019 18:36 (seven years ago)
Arthur Honegger.
http://www.bach-cantatas.com/Pic-Lib-BIG/Honegger-Arthur-14.jpg
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 17:59 (seven years ago)
https://instagram.flis6-1.fna.fbcdn.net/vp/6aecade77bb8051aff36c7ac67879ca2/5CF16195/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/s640x640/49612907_247243342839497_3142365729527509126_n.jpg?_nc_ht=instagram.flis6-1.fna.fbcdn.net
― saer, Sunday, 3 February 2019 12:32 (seven years ago)
http://sementherapy.com/
― calumy (rip van wanko), Saturday, 16 February 2019 15:52 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/IuXgkNR.jpg
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 02:24 (seven years ago)
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― Joris Stereo, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:51 (seven years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/embed/k0pV2faxne4%22
― Joris Stereo, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:52 (seven years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/embed/k0pV2faxne4
My gf is fat and she is getting fatter and fatter. How can I tell her she should lose weight without offenses?
Tell her before she gets a barrel for a body shape. (I am kidding. That's an exaggeration.)
The reason why she is not bothered by her gaining weight, is that she is either not aware of it, or she thinks that you don't mind.
So, let her know that she is gaining weight and that you mind.
Make it casual, over breakfast or something.
You : Honey, how's my omelette?
Gf : Mm, yummy.
You : Blablabla…
Gf : Blablabla…
Blablabla… : Blablabla…
Gf : (Stands to clear the dishes.)
You : That's one big ass you got there. Wait, wait, are you gaining weight?! * That way, it won't seem like you've known it for sometime, but have been afraid of telling it to her, as she looks gross with that weight. Rather, it will seem trivial.*
Gf : (Looks at her ass.) Nah, maybe my ass is just growing, that's all.
You : But, your legs too. And cheeks; they're getting chubby though lovely.
Gf : (Looking at herself.) Oh, f#ck. Yes, looks like I am gaining weight.
You : What do you say we start living more healthily around here.
Gf : As in?
You : Like let's sign up for the gym, cut on junk, etcetera.
Gf : You mean, I look bad this way?! Oh, f#ck!
You : No, no. Not at all, honey. You're as beautiful as always. It is just that I am concerned about your physical fitness and health. Say a snake went after you, how fast can you run? I love you and I can't afford to lose you.
Gf : Love you too. Okay, let's do that right away then. Come to think of it, I've been uncomfortable in a blanket these days. *Fat enables one to conserve more heat.*
Something like that.
― soref, Monday, 4 March 2019 11:54 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AunWmOI7IkI don't know why I made this
― skronktopia (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 4 April 2019 19:14 (seven years ago)
Gisalo songs always brought forth strong memories and emotions. When overcome with sadness, members of the host audience burst into tears and loud mournful wails that musically overlapped and merged with the song. Then, angered by the grief they had been made to feel, one would grab a resin torch from a bystander and rush out onto the dance floor to jam the flame into the dancer's shoulder. This repayment for the pain of the song would often set off a burst of mass whooping from the crowd, accompanied by stamping feet and snapping bowstrings. The dancer continued with total composure, seemingly unaffected by the crying and burning. But from that moment he would be bear the shoulder scars that reminded all that his performance had moved another to tears.
― Milton Parker, Saturday, 6 April 2019 00:02 (seven years ago)
https://www.drugrehab.com/addiction/drugs/heroin/types/
Brown PowderBrown powder heroin, which is produced in Mexico, is an increasingly common form of heroin. Brown powder used to be sold primarily in the western United States, but it is also showing up in cities in the Midwest and along the East Coast.
Often called Mexican brown, brown powder is more refined than black tar heroin but less expensive than white powder heroin. Some brown powder is created from black tar heroin that is crushed and cut with other additives to make it easier to snort.
Because it can be smoked or snorted and doesn’t have to be injected with a needle, brown powder has gained popularity among suburban teens and others who might never before have considered using heroin.
― if i wanted to live in holland i would have packed up and pissed of (I M Losted), Sunday, 21 April 2019 22:24 (seven years ago)
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9JcpteW8IEA/hqdefault.jpg
― Mayflower Pole Dancer (I M Losted), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 01:27 (seven years ago)
― Mayflower Pole Dancer (I M Losted), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 01:28 (seven years ago)
I want the shortest woman in the world to have a mech suit
― ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 22:01 (seven years ago)