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fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:03 (eight years ago) link

hi r

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (eight years ago) link

er hi bear!

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (eight years ago) link

would you know my naaaaaaame
if i saw you in heaven
will it be the same
if i saw you in heaven
i must be strong, and carry on
cause i know you don't belong,
bear in heaven

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (eight years ago) link

when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (eight years ago) link

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rklu3Rao1qmf9gqo1_500.jpg

"Bear, say hi to me!"

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (eight years ago) link

http://s3.amazonaws.com/slate-slideshow-prod/images%2Fslides%2Fyellowstone_05.jpg

baby bear, you can drive my car

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (eight years ago) link

no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (eight years ago) link

AHhhh!

I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (eight years ago) link

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Xo21L0ybE

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (eight years ago) link

wkiw that bear

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (eight years ago) link

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

http://i45.tinypic.com/sfjsw0.jpg

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (eight years ago) link

waving bear is something else

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (eight years ago) link

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (eight years ago) link

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (eight years ago) link

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (eight years ago) link

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (eight years ago) link

bear say bye to me

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (eight years ago) link

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (eight years ago) link

ditto embarrassingly

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (eight years ago) link

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (eight years ago) link

SO SAD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (eight years ago) link

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (eight years ago) link

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (eight years ago) link

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (eight years ago) link

well there's my new display name

first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (eight years ago) link

this bear needs no meme phild

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (eight years ago) link

seriously

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (eight years ago) link

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (eight years ago) link

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (eight years ago) link

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (eight years ago) link

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmhvdtX72eQ

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (eight years ago) link

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (eight years ago) link

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (eight years ago) link

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (eight years ago) link

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (eight years ago) link

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (eight years ago) link

that's not you is it?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (eight years ago) link

no.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (eight years ago) link

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (eight years ago) link

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (eight years ago) link

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (eight years ago) link

the porridge bear, batters the door in, then sticks a paw out gently to stop it bouncing back.

also, fuck!

koogs, Monday, 20 July 2020 11:09 (two months ago) link

goddamn I love bears

Johnny Fever, Monday, 20 July 2020 14:55 (two months ago) link

bear say goodbye to me pls pls pls

Would you have stayed this calm? pic.twitter.com/8i2DRmXXXM

— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) July 19, 2020

scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 20 July 2020 14:56 (two months ago) link

Was just about to post that. What a friendly little chap.

pomenitul, Monday, 20 July 2020 15:01 (two months ago) link

I interrupt your Monday morning to share with you a bear, sitting in a chair. Taken this morning at my parents’ house in NJ — I’m still recovering. pic.twitter.com/0e3zK02YkN

— Katie Thompson (@k_thompson212) July 20, 2020

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jbn, Friday, 24 July 2020 18:24 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Chillin.

Bears, bruh... pic.twitter.com/chpiGdJItb

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 12, 2020

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 13 August 2020 12:03 (one month ago) link

Sup

Mom jokes are his way of showing affection (to your mom) (PBKR), Thursday, 13 August 2020 12:29 (one month ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ixTrwEX.jpg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:56 (one month ago) link

this might be on the thread already but for the past few weeks i've been frequently checking in on the explore.org bear streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcWTPFnqOLo

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:18 (one month ago) link

they are fat now

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:21 (one month ago) link

i know! it's almost like you feel proud of them if you watch them get fatter every week. some of them sit at the lip of the falls and just let the fish fly into their mouths.

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:21 (one month ago) link

i have seen them fall off the falls before. truly tragic

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:33 (one month ago) link

What's weirdly hilarious about the bear cam is watching one of these giant beasts catch a fish as long as my forearm in its mouth, then pin it to a rock with one paw and begin taking *dainty little bites*.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:46 (one month ago) link

yeah, i watched the live chat once where the guy from explore.org was answering questions and he said when there are enough fish around they select for the fattiest parts of the fish and throw the rest away, those wastrels

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:50 (one month ago) link

Yeah, I just watched for a couple minutes and a bird landed just downstream of the bear with a fish.

nickn, Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:15 (one month ago) link

dear phenomenal dipshits: do not fuck with a bear. if you fuck with a bear and the bear then acts like a bear, you will be hurt or killed and the bear will subsequently be killed. All easily avoided if you don't fuck with a bear!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 15 August 2020 15:33 (one month ago) link

I was sure that was in Russia when I saw the pic, because they seem to have a special relationship to bears, but damn, it's the good ol' USA.

nickn, Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:41 (one month ago) link

leave them alone they drove all the way from glen burnie

contorted filbert (harbl), Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:51 (one month ago) link

my former SIL's father--Russian--lost his arm to a bear, in Russia, of course

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:01 (one month ago) link

I think it was at a zoo

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:02 (one month ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/iNfibRS.jpg

pomenitul, Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:06 (one month ago) link

four weeks pass...

In the other news, a bear with a box on his head managed to sneak into one of the Turkish military bases and climb onto the tower.

The animal is reported to be safe and managed to descend on its own. pic.twitter.com/dKoRTmwWHz

— Status-6 (@Archer83Able) September 7, 2020

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 12 September 2020 11:43 (two weeks ago) link

xpost to most 2020 images imo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 12 September 2020 15:38 (two weeks ago) link

in its purest form
https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/images/gallery/1/00000801_p.jpg

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 02:55 (one week ago) link

that bear is trying to hail a cab

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 03:46 (one week ago) link

The bear say hi to me

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 05:54 (one week ago) link

are you a cab

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 07:11 (one week ago) link

or r u a cub?

pplains, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 12:38 (one week ago) link

bear high five my foot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK3_2LPOnp4

Spottie, Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:48 (one week ago) link

First impulse - where's my camera?

koogs, Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:06 (one week ago) link

absolute unit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7mD2X8Yhak

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:11 (one week ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EiuASrDX0AU41LG.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 25 September 2020 17:18 (three days ago) link

N.B. those apples are rotting/fermenting on the ground and will continue to do so in those bears' stomachs = those bears are drrrrrunk.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 25 September 2020 17:19 (three days ago) link

I have an apple tree in my garden, and my dog would ignore the falling apples until december/january and then start eating them - can only presume for the alcohol?

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 25 September 2020 19:42 (three days ago) link

here it is with audio

Have you ever heard bear cubs make their ‘sound of contentment’? @RaeWynnGrant pic.twitter.com/CpuuM86imw

— John Fusco (@JohnFusco12) September 25, 2020

jbn, Friday, 25 September 2020 22:33 (three days ago) link

Deconstructed cub music

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 25 September 2020 23:22 (three days ago) link

bear stay high with me.

pplains, Friday, 25 September 2020 23:37 (three days ago) link

Have you ever heard bear cubs make their ‘sound of contentment’?

No, but I have heard a bear cub making its sound of distress. It sounds very much like the yowling of a cat.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 25 September 2020 23:42 (three days ago) link

pictures of bears that seem to have figured out how to live

wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:15 (two days ago) link

e.g. drug dealin' bears:

https://i.redd.it/uhk0hqva48l51.jpg

pomenitul, Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:18 (two days ago) link

rofl!!

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:33 (two days ago) link

those contented bears sound like a Mica Levi score

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:53 (two days ago) link

feel sick and furry
more dead than alive

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:14 (yesterday) link

Ursus in furs

pomenitul, Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:20 (yesterday) link

I'm sticking with Pooh

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:28 (yesterday) link

here he comes
he's all dressed in black

assert (MatthewK), Sunday, 27 September 2020 06:50 (yesterday) link

Paddington Says

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:04 (yesterday) link


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