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fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:03 (eight years ago) link

hi r

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (eight years ago) link

er hi bear!

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (eight years ago) link

would you know my naaaaaaame
if i saw you in heaven
will it be the same
if i saw you in heaven
i must be strong, and carry on
cause i know you don't belong,
bear in heaven

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (eight years ago) link

when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (eight years ago) link

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rklu3Rao1qmf9gqo1_500.jpg

"Bear, say hi to me!"

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (eight years ago) link

http://s3.amazonaws.com/slate-slideshow-prod/images%2Fslides%2Fyellowstone_05.jpg

baby bear, you can drive my car

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (eight years ago) link

no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (eight years ago) link

AHhhh!

I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (eight years ago) link

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Xo21L0ybE

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (eight years ago) link

wkiw that bear

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (eight years ago) link

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

http://i45.tinypic.com/sfjsw0.jpg

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (eight years ago) link

waving bear is something else

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (eight years ago) link

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (eight years ago) link

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (eight years ago) link

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (eight years ago) link

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (eight years ago) link

bear say bye to me

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (eight years ago) link

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (eight years ago) link

ditto embarrassingly

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (eight years ago) link

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (eight years ago) link

SO SAD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (eight years ago) link

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (eight years ago) link

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (eight years ago) link

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (eight years ago) link

well there's my new display name

first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (eight years ago) link

this bear needs no meme phild

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (eight years ago) link

seriously

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (eight years ago) link

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (eight years ago) link

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (eight years ago) link

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (eight years ago) link

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmhvdtX72eQ

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (eight years ago) link

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (eight years ago) link

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (eight years ago) link

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (eight years ago) link

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (eight years ago) link

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (eight years ago) link

that's not you is it?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (eight years ago) link

no.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (eight years ago) link

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (eight years ago) link

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (eight years ago) link

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EiuASrDX0AU41LG.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 25 September 2020 17:18 (five months ago) link

N.B. those apples are rotting/fermenting on the ground and will continue to do so in those bears' stomachs = those bears are drrrrrunk.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 25 September 2020 17:19 (five months ago) link

I have an apple tree in my garden, and my dog would ignore the falling apples until december/january and then start eating them - can only presume for the alcohol?

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 25 September 2020 19:42 (five months ago) link

here it is with audio

Have you ever heard bear cubs make their ‘sound of contentment’? @RaeWynnGrant pic.twitter.com/CpuuM86imw

— John Fusco (@JohnFusco12) September 25, 2020

jbn, Friday, 25 September 2020 22:33 (five months ago) link

Deconstructed cub music

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 25 September 2020 23:22 (five months ago) link

bear stay high with me.

pplains, Friday, 25 September 2020 23:37 (five months ago) link

Have you ever heard bear cubs make their ‘sound of contentment’?

No, but I have heard a bear cub making its sound of distress. It sounds very much like the yowling of a cat.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 25 September 2020 23:42 (five months ago) link

pictures of bears that seem to have figured out how to live

wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:15 (five months ago) link

e.g. drug dealin' bears:

https://i.redd.it/uhk0hqva48l51.jpg

pomenitul, Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:18 (five months ago) link

rofl!!

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:33 (five months ago) link

those contented bears sound like a Mica Levi score

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:53 (five months ago) link

feel sick and furry
more dead than alive

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:14 (five months ago) link

Ursus in furs

pomenitul, Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:20 (five months ago) link

I'm sticking with Pooh

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:28 (five months ago) link

here he comes
he's all dressed in black

assert (MatthewK), Sunday, 27 September 2020 06:50 (five months ago) link

Paddington Says

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:04 (five months ago) link

It Was a Pleasure Den

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:23 (five months ago) link

xp
The Bearest of the Seasons.

nickn, Monday, 28 September 2020 18:01 (five months ago) link

That bear is trying to catch a touchdown

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:46 (five months ago) link

Mama told be ever since I was cub to keep my paw held high

jbn, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 11:20 (five months ago) link

Predictable outcome.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:15 (five months ago) link

drug deal gone bad

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:19 (five months ago) link

Wow.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:40 (five months ago) link

If you look closely, at one point there's a wolf farther up the road (visible in top left corner) not coming anywhere near that shit.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:42 (five months ago) link

I noticed that, and then a caw from a crow.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:43 (five months ago) link

grizzly bear fight begins with them getting in each other’s faces and yelling incoherently

it’s every dumb altercation outside a bar I’ve ever seen!

mh, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:47 (five months ago) link

That was my first thought, too: "I wonder how long the 'fuck you, bro' - 'no, fuck you, bro' part is gonna last".

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:59 (five months ago) link

'Come over here and say that!'

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:04 (five months ago) link

did look for a little while like there was some makeup sex about to happen

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:09 (five months ago) link

Bet it would've sounded exactly the same.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:33 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

A worrying development (for Japanese bears).

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 13 November 2020 12:00 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

❄️🐼 Slides, somersaults and pure panda joy. Happy snow day from giant pandas Mei Xiang and Tian Tian! 🌨🐾
. . . #SnowDay #PandaStory pic.twitter.com/my02GwnPFL

— National Zoo (@NationalZoo) January 31, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 February 2021 03:56 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

bear bite my butt for me
https://www.ktoo.org/2021/02/17/something-just-immediately-bit-me-in-the-butt-haines-woman-survives-outhouse-bear

what a journey:

Shannon Stevens spent the weekend with her brother and his girlfriend at a remote yurt on Chilkat Lake, 17 miles from Haines.

After traveling across the frozen lake by snowmachine on Saturday, they cooked sausages over an outdoor firepit. Later that evening, Stevens left the yurt to use the outhouse.

“Normally, when we are out there in the summer or the fall I’m used to shouting ‘Hey, bear!’ the whole way. It was the dead of winter, so I didn’t think to do that this time,” Stevens said. “I got in there and sat down on the toilet seat, and something just immediately bit me in the butt. I jumped up and screamed.”

She called for her brother Erik Stevens who came running to investigate.

“I’m like, ‘Okay, I’m going to open the lid and look.’ I take the headlamp and I grab the lid of the toilet seat and I lift it up,” Erik Stevens said. “Right at the level of the toilet seat, maybe an inch or two below, is a gigantic bear face looking right back up at me.”

He closed the lid and they ran back to the yurt as fast as they could. Shannon Stevens was bleeding, so they cleaned the wound and bandaged it up.

She said she was shocked, but not seriously injured.

“It felt like just a single puncture. Maybe it wasn’t even a bite. It might have been a swipe with his claw potentially. I don’t think we’ll ever really know that part,” Shannon Stevens said.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 February 2021 20:14 (two weeks ago) link

sup

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:19 (two weeks ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0J0qRDvoKk

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:11 (one week ago) link

bear say ride me

Would you take pics with a bear? 😳😳 pic.twitter.com/aetGCSqbqe

— Reginald B Myers (@polo_man404) February 20, 2021

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:21 (one week ago) link

That's gotta be Russia, right?

Rocky Thee Stallion (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:26 (one week ago) link

Laugh all you want, but do you even know how hard it is to fuck a bald eagle?

pplains, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 01:03 (one week ago) link

~allegedly~

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 01:24 (one week ago) link

would you have sex with this bear

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 02:13 (one week ago) link

which one

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 03:48 (one week ago) link


um

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 03:49 (one week ago) link

what in the world

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 03:51 (one week ago) link

can we just... not?

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 04:01 (one week ago) link

It's actually a great book, I've taught it and written about it. Won the Gov the year it was released.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:38 (one week ago) link


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