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fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:03 (seven years ago) link

hi r

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (seven years ago) link

er hi bear!

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (seven years ago) link

would you know my naaaaaaame
if i saw you in heaven
will it be the same
if i saw you in heaven
i must be strong, and carry on
cause i know you don't belong,
bear in heaven

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (seven years ago) link

when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (seven years ago) link

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rklu3Rao1qmf9gqo1_500.jpg

"Bear, say hi to me!"

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (seven years ago) link

http://s3.amazonaws.com/slate-slideshow-prod/images%2Fslides%2Fyellowstone_05.jpg

baby bear, you can drive my car

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (seven years ago) link

no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (seven years ago) link

AHhhh!

I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (seven years ago) link

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Xo21L0ybE

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (seven years ago) link

wkiw that bear

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (seven years ago) link

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

http://i45.tinypic.com/sfjsw0.jpg

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (seven years ago) link

waving bear is something else

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (seven years ago) link

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (seven years ago) link

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (seven years ago) link

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (seven years ago) link

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (seven years ago) link

bear say bye to me

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (seven years ago) link

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (seven years ago) link

ditto embarrassingly

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (seven years ago) link

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (seven years ago) link

SO SAD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (seven years ago) link

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (seven years ago) link

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (seven years ago) link

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (seven years ago) link

well there's my new display name

first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (seven years ago) link

this bear needs no meme phild

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (seven years ago) link

seriously

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (seven years ago) link

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (seven years ago) link

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (seven years ago) link

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (seven years ago) link

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmhvdtX72eQ

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (seven years ago) link

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (seven years ago) link

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (seven years ago) link

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (seven years ago) link

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (seven years ago) link

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (seven years ago) link

that's not you is it?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (seven years ago) link

no.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (seven years ago) link

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (seven years ago) link

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (seven years ago) link

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (seven years ago) link

bear jump hi with me

the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 17 June 2018 11:52 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...
six months pass...

This thread's been inactive for too long!

A 3-year-old boy who was found after going missing for two days in the North Carolina woods says he “hung out with a bear” https://t.co/C9psQtHv6D

— TIME (@TIME) January 28, 2019

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 28 January 2019 15:53 (eight months ago) link

bear say survive to me

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 January 2019 15:57 (eight months ago) link

boy report whereabouts to me

Evan, Monday, 28 January 2019 16:09 (eight months ago) link

Autopsy: Man found in Smokies died of meth overdose before being eaten by bear

After search crews found an adult black bear scavenging the body, the animal stayed in the area and exhibited aggressive behavior for hours.

Biologists trapped the bear long enough to apply a GPS tracking collar and recover human DNA from the animal. Officials then released the bear, reviewed the evidence and determined the bear should be euthanized.

"While the cause of Mr. Hill’s death is unknown at this time, after gathering initial evidence, consulting with other wildlife professionals and careful consideration, we made the difficult decision to euthanize this bear out of concern for the safety of park visitors and local residents,” Park Superintendent Cassius Cash said in a Sept. 12 news release.

Media outlets cited the release to report the bear had been euthanized, which prompted the park to clarify two days later that the animal had not yet been slain. Getting close enough to humanely shoot the bear proved surprisingly difficult, officials said.

The bear evaded death until Sept. 16, when park rangers fatally shot the animal.

The autopsy of Hill's body, performed at the Knox County Regional Forensic Center, revealed "extensive postmortem animal predation," but found no evidence he was attacked by the bear while he was alive, the autopsy report says.

According to the report, Hill initially had to be identified through his personal belongings and tattoos, which included a skull and crossbones with the inscription "AC/DC," and a Confederate battle flag bearing the words, "IT'S A REDNEK THING!"

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:02 (eight months ago) link

bear evaded death from me

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:06 (eight months ago) link

meth bear moves erratically away from me

mh, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:09 (eight months ago) link

"IT'S A EATN BY BEAR THING!"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:24 (eight months ago) link

bear say "High?" to me

brownie, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:31 (eight months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/PJzKi0C.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:32 (eight months ago) link

idk this one doesn’t seem very funny to me. innocent bear murdered by asshole tweaker.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 02:13 (eight months ago) link

i support them

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 February 2019 11:12 (eight months ago) link

three months pass...

Wow!!! This bear opened this woman’s car door in Narragansett RI! She had to fight to keep it closed! This is near Camp Varnum. Woman is safe. Photo courtesy: Narragansett Animal Control pic.twitter.com/gAyobNddQk

— Kathryn Sotnik NBC10 Boston (@KatNBCBoston) May 28, 2019

mh, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 16:49 (four months ago) link

Bear say this rednek taste like meth

| (Latham Green), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 16:56 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...

bear sleep up high for me

turn me on and press my teabag (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 22 June 2019 21:15 (three months ago) link

> the bear reportedly tried at least two other doors in the area.

In the first one the bed was too hard and in the second it was too soft...

koogs, Sunday, 23 June 2019 00:46 (three months ago) link

https://youtu.be/QelonRs_7mI

hey

circa1916, Sunday, 23 June 2019 01:38 (three months ago) link

Must think it's the bus they put on for the picnic.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 23 June 2019 04:43 (three months ago) link

amazing video

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 June 2019 20:08 (three months ago) link

bear walk by for me

turn me on and press my teabag (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 23 June 2019 20:20 (three months ago) link

http://imgur.com/a/FS9EIMr

This morning in my mother in law’s backyard.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 5 July 2019 12:23 (three months ago) link

Looked like a bong at first, bear gets high with me.

nickn, Friday, 5 July 2019 21:09 (three months ago) link

one thing i learned from an early age is to never do that, no matter how cool the bear seems

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 5 July 2019 21:10 (three months ago) link

It was a bird feeder. I was safely filing from inside the house, but he was *close*.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 5 July 2019 21:51 (three months ago) link

Filming.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 5 July 2019 21:52 (three months ago) link

Bear really wants to come in and say hi

FAM. This is one of my schoolmates from college. She’s NUTS for recording this 😯 pic.twitter.com/82yLvXz0re

— FOST (@GeorgeFoster72) July 13, 2019

With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 13 July 2019 12:50 (three months ago) link

bbc link a few posts up later led to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJra0fcMsVU

Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 July 2019 13:33 (three months ago) link

xp was that cop yelling “bad bear!” at it? lol

untuned mass damper (mh), Saturday, 13 July 2019 14:09 (three months ago) link

That’s what I heard

Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 July 2019 14:40 (three months ago) link

cop also seemed to be tasing thin air.

koogs, Sunday, 14 July 2019 10:45 (three months ago) link

thin air must've looked like it was reaching for something.

pplains, Sunday, 14 July 2019 15:18 (three months ago) link

What happened during the cut in that video?

Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 July 2019 16:01 (three months ago) link

uncle gene got eaten

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:00 (three months ago) link

Dancing bear meets dancing machine fite!

Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:11 (three months ago) link

https://i.redd.it/1tv1lr2d7na31.jpg

pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 16:16 (three months ago) link

bear say spa to me

Bear say can somebody change this fucking water to me.

nickn, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 20:24 (three months ago) link

Nonsense, it has fur-preserving properties.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 20:30 (three months ago) link

Bear wondering where cabana boy is w his goddamn margarita

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 20:32 (three months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAGaH7MXoAA_PtB.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 22 July 2019 20:12 (two months ago) link

bear say heyyy to me

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 22 July 2019 20:17 (two months ago) link

Makes sense for the Bantam Seal imprint to publish an anti-bear book

Karl Malone, Monday, 22 July 2019 20:28 (two months ago) link

two months pass...

Bears who have figured out how to live

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:13 (one week ago) link


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