I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT THIS SO I'M PUTTING IT HERE

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it's ok...just put it here

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 December 2017 22:52 (eight years ago)

I should probably wash and dry it first

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Sunday, 3 December 2017 23:10 (eight years ago)

last try before launch

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

what band photo thread does this go on

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/C1J7mIMOVlS._SL1000_.png

niels, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

i was going to say Band photos where one member refuses to play along , because scott stapp is refusing to play along with the "no wearing shirts with loosely tied shoelaces" rule, but all of them are refusing to play along in their own way

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:38 (eight years ago)

I don't know who Scott Stapp is but could it be the 'a promo photo thread for '80s/'90s bands oozing sobriety and wisdom in the present day' thread?

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Monday, 11 December 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

if only we had a promo photo thread for '80s/'90s bands oozing in the present day

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:43 (eight years ago)

oh man am i jealous, because the best moment of your life is ahead of you, instead of back in 1999 like it is for me. and that moment is when the bridge kicks in:

If I had just one wish
Only one demand
I hope he's not like me
I hope he understands
That he can take this life
And hold it by the hand
And he can greet the world
With arms wide open

*goosebumps*

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:44 (eight years ago)

That he can take this life
And hold it by the hand
And he can greet the world
With arms wide open

in retrospect this is a really suicide-positive song

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)

<sub>Hi</sub>

cheeseburger, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:35 (eight years ago)

[sub]a[/sub]

cheeseburger, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:35 (eight years ago)

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing%3F.out%3Djpg

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 11 December 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tagztMMJMGk

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 December 2017 06:30 (eight years ago)

hello world

infinity (∞), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:33 (eight years ago)

The view from Robert Pollard's window. This'll be on his next solo album, wait and see.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

man i wish i had a backyard

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/L6NkEtz.gifv

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 15 January 2018 18:55 (eight years ago)

This is so powerful. pic.twitter.com/pyvJhdoxEg

— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) January 18, 2018

soref, Thursday, 18 January 2018 01:53 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/9VocO3h.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 20 January 2018 02:31 (eight years ago)

Please tell me you found that today, 32 years after Platoon was released.

pplains, Saturday, 20 January 2018 02:36 (eight years ago)

yep

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 20 January 2018 03:34 (eight years ago)

four weeks pass...

Conversation I witnessed between Russian Barber and Italian Barber:
RB: I'm the boss! You gotta do what I say! I'm Stalin!
IB: Oh yeah?? Well I'ma Mussolini!
RB: Stalin won! Mussolini lost!!
IB: Is true. Stalin was great man.
RB: True.

— Shuja Haider (@shujaxhaider) February 21, 2018

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 February 2018 00:39 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

https://static.vibe.com/files/2017/12/1c041972ee168f5eed15914a5b4c9c93-1514039207-640x640.jpg

look at those... faces

niels, Friday, 23 March 2018 08:43 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/WALeAVq.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 13:35 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...
two weeks pass...

http://https%3A//2.bp.blogspot.com/-bHZZSkfWvtI/VwqgltwzR-I/AAAAAAAAAtU/_tqRicgFSSwlTGAmDoFumyeEIX_L94p6A/s1600/palmers.jpg

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 7 May 2018 15:40 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/LHmejVS.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 15:59 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://ibb.co/bM4fTo

francisF, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 01:44 (seven years ago)

https://ibb.co/bM4fTo

francisF, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 01:45 (seven years ago)

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francisF, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 01:47 (seven years ago)

https://image.ibb.co/byvn8o/Screen_Shot_2018_07_24_at_9_22_55_PM.png

francisF, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 01:47 (seven years ago)

https://image.ibb.co/byvn8o/Screen_Shot_2018_07_24_at_9_22_55_PM.png

francisF, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 01:48 (seven years ago)

Most American post ever?

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 08:55 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfr4PrFxm0s

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:49 (seven years ago)

four weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owHuWHBaaFg

Milton Parker, Thursday, 11 October 2018 03:00 (seven years ago)

- The "do not travel by night" thing is returned to at the end, but a second later it doesn't matter. I don't know why they bothered.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 07:03 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

https://medium.com/@joeveix/some-images-i-saved-to-my-laptop-in-2018-5e64555a2d54
lotta winners in here

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 4 January 2019 15:10 (seven years ago)

http://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/600/1*hkuAs8qjNvR9nkinNB5fqA.jpeg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 4 January 2019 15:18 (seven years ago)

https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/750/1*9AT0GyvL5DzhVOU5XzUg8g.jpeg

thanks

ogmor, Friday, 4 January 2019 18:35 (seven years ago)

bear say hi to me

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 4 January 2019 18:36 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Arthur Honegger.

http://www.bach-cantatas.com/Pic-Lib-BIG/Honegger-Arthur-14.jpg

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 17:59 (seven years ago)

http://sementherapy.com/

calumy (rip van wanko), Saturday, 16 February 2019 15:52 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/IuXgkNR.jpg

ciderpress, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 02:24 (seven years ago)

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Joris Stereo, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:51 (seven years ago)

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Joris Stereo, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:52 (seven years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/embed/k0pV2faxne4

Joris Stereo, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:52 (seven years ago)

My gf is fat and she is getting fatter and fatter. How can I tell her she should lose weight without offenses?

Tell her before she gets a barrel for a body shape. (I am kidding. That's an exaggeration.)

The reason why she is not bothered by her gaining weight, is that she is either not aware of it, or she thinks that you don't mind.

So, let her know that she is gaining weight and that you mind.

Make it casual, over breakfast or something.

You : Honey, how's my omelette?

Gf : Mm, yummy.

You : Blablabla…

Gf : Blablabla…

Blablabla… : Blablabla…

Gf : (Stands to clear the dishes.)

You : That's one big ass you got there. Wait, wait, are you gaining weight?! * That way, it won't seem like you've known it for sometime, but have been afraid of telling it to her, as she looks gross with that weight. Rather, it will seem trivial.*

Gf : (Looks at her ass.) Nah, maybe my ass is just growing, that's all.

You : But, your legs too. And cheeks; they're getting chubby though lovely.

Gf : (Looking at herself.) Oh, f#ck. Yes, looks like I am gaining weight.

You : What do you say we start living more healthily around here.

Gf : As in?

You : Like let's sign up for the gym, cut on junk, etcetera.

Gf : You mean, I look bad this way?! Oh, f#ck!

You : No, no. Not at all, honey. You're as beautiful as always. It is just that I am concerned about your physical fitness and health. Say a snake went after you, how fast can you run? I love you and I can't afford to lose you.

Gf : Love you too. Okay, let's do that right away then. Come to think of it, I've been uncomfortable in a blanket these days. *Fat enables one to conserve more heat.*

Something like that.

soref, Monday, 4 March 2019 11:54 (seven years ago)


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