what's happening to our borad TMI

"We've reduced the tumor, but now you look like Snuffaluffagus. Congratulations."

I am robin willliams, basically. My mom would scrub my knees when I was 12 because she thought they were dirty. They were just my robin williams knees.

Ive got crazy long eyelashes, i should prob trim them

it's best to pull the whole lid taut and give it the full trench run

Some topics are cyclical:

Men who trim their pubic hair: insecure or thoughtful?

Let's distinguish between shaving your balls and shaving "your pubes." I shave only my scrote, not all of my pubes. I do it b/c it feels better in sexual activity and just in general. Plus I like the look. I don't care for the look of clean-shaven everywhere, but upper pubes + smooth sac is nice.

If you've never had the pleasure of oral attention on your smooth sac, then you're missing out. It's night and day.

what's the pube style that's equivalent to having a neckbeard

Neckbeard equiv is shaved pubes hairy sac obv

Youd look like that hippy muppet

Shave pubes, tape to neck

neckbeard equivalent is when you shave everything except for right around the base of the shaft

you're missing out. It's night and day.

ok, let's see if i can try this before reforestation.

Volunteers?

I have probably cut my face 100 times while shaving. No fucking way I'm doing anything down there.

I have enough experience with razorbumps on my face that I really don't need them in my crotch.

This zit that is in the process of erupting between my eyebrows is giving me a headache. It's hard to the touch. Feels like a little horn growing right there. I want to cry.

Slipped out of my gf at the moment of orgasm and (accidentally!) managed to arc it directly into her left eye. Climaxing is sullied when you're immediately reaching for a t-shirt and apologizing profusely.

I feel like I'm two days into a two-week sexual yellow card.

I've heard that hurts really bad! Should I pour a little in my own eye, just to find out?

yes. every man should understand the risks first-hand.

milo, that's some impressive distance. you should consider try-outs for the pros.

That's happened me, but i wasnt as lucky to hit somebody else '&'

lol

Didn't know you were Catholic, milo.

Is a shot in the eye part of Communion now?

now?

oh god they're both here with the humor

first event for the TMI Olympics

I can understand ball shaving, but I do not get chest shaving. Chest hair is hot. That is all.

that's all? oh

open up your loving eyes, watch out here I cum

I have never gotten jizz in my eye before but I know I've gotten it in someone else's at least once (though I can't remember who or when). It doesn't seem that hard to uh "go the distance" though so to speak; I'm kind of surprised I've never had a mishap myself.

I read somewhere that a study (Masters & Johnson? Kinsey?) said that the majority of men dribble rather than shoot. I'm in the majority, so I am impressed by any distance beyond one or two inches.

I have a short distance when I masturbate, but long distance and copious fluid when I'm with someone.

Depends? Hit the ceiling during a standing handjob before (first second party orgasm iirc)

xp - Makes sense. Being with another = more aroused than when alone = more slippery fluid from cowper's gland lining the urethra = more distance. Along with its anti-acidic properties, this promotes reprodutive function. Which is why NI > AI using samples obtained at sperm bank restrooms if trying to become pregnant.

The cowper's gland! Of course!

this biology stuff explains so much....

I fucking love fucking science.

Maybe it's my complete lack of cowper's fluid (pre-cum) that accounts for my dribbling.

Before we first had sex, my first boyfriend refused to believe that I never ever produced pre-cum, but 4 years later I'd proved him wrong, so mission accomplished.

despite the common terminology, isn't there way more of this fluid afterward then before? Or is it just me?

It comes and goes

Being with another = more aroused than when alone

well, speak for yerself.

ho boy, baby made some boom-booms tonight...

TLI

I basically recreated the cover of Sweet Sixteen by Royal Trux in my own toilet a couple times this evening.

I've heard that hurts really bad! Should I pour a little in my own eye, just to find out?

how's life wrote this at 2013-06-18 10:43:24.000

Forgot top try this.

when i was thirteen-ish, i did an experiment where i brought myself to near-climax then positioned myself lying on my back with my hips resting on the wall above me and gave myself a full-on facial blast, then i went and looked at myself in the bathroom mirror. no burning. i'm not sure i'd recommend it but there you go.

what did you used to look like tmi

Oh man, I was just thinking you'd deposit it with an eyedropper or a measuring spoon or something, but there you go.