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how's life, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

idk maybe it's just that I don't rly mind hairy balls at all and shaving it seems like a lot of trouble. Are the reasons practical or aesthetic?

Shaving yr pubes though makes you look pre-pubescent and that is p much the ultimate nagl imo, sorry (not sorry)

shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

I'm w/Stevie, wtf @ shaving balls

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Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link

I'm glad someone appreciates my work here

balls is a quality poster imo, agree with stevie and aerosmith

乒乓, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

I mean really you can tell us; we are curious. I know v little abt actually having body hair and what it feels like and what problems it may cause, I just know it looks good on ppl

shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

There's hair, sure, but I can still fit everything snug into a pair of boxers.

I guess you guys would be walking around like scarecrows if you didn't break out the Nair.

pplains, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

Lots of ppl shave their pubes, I personally enjoy a bit of hair but I've never really bought the "ew you're trying to look like a child" line either. It's not a biggie either way.

Can we go back to how's life falling asleep eating pussy tbh

sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

Having felt what its like putting something so mild as peppermint dr. bronners on my balls i'm p sure if you used Nair on them you would just straight-up die.

shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link

When I say "its not a biggie either way" I am talking about my penis natch xp

sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link

I have drifted in and out of consciousness while having sex, prob not sucking d but maybe while eating ass

shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

Hygiene, comfort. Running around with hairy parts chafing together should be self-explanatory tbh- my pits get the same treatment.

There's a second-person perspective here, comes down to hygiene and freshness, basically.

posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

Ive had gf fall asleep receiving head but we've covered that itt i think

posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

This has never happened to me! I imagine it's pleasant tho, it combines 2 of my favourite things

sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

xp ok chafing I can understand but wait what you shave your pits too???

shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link

Smooth as an eel

sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link

having less body hair in the wake of chemotherapy is v disorienting

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link

Morbz, I remember one woman in my chemo room was taking a drug that the nurses warned would MAKE HER EYELASHES GROW ABNORMALLY LONG.

I think sometimes these medicine men are fucking with us when it comes to side effects.

pplains, Friday, 14 June 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link

"We've reduced the tumor, but now you look like Snuffaluffagus. Congratulations."

pplains, Friday, 14 June 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link

I am robin willliams, basically. My mom would scrub my knees when I was 12 because she thought they were dirty. They were just my robin williams knees.

Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 14 June 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link

Ive got crazy long eyelashes, i should prob trim them

posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link

it's best to pull the whole lid taut and give it the full trench run

乒乓, Friday, 14 June 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link

Let's distinguish between shaving your balls and shaving "your pubes." I shave only my scrote, not all of my pubes. I do it b/c it feels better in sexual activity and just in general. Plus I like the look. I don't care for the look of clean-shaven everywhere, but upper pubes + smooth sac is nice.

Je55e, Friday, 14 June 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

If you've never had the pleasure of oral attention on your smooth sac, then you're missing out. It's night and day.

Je55e, Friday, 14 June 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

what's the pube style that's equivalent to having a neckbeard

乒乓, Friday, 14 June 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

Neckbeard equiv is shaved pubes hairy sac obv

posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

Youd look like that hippy muppet

posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link

Shave pubes, tape to neck

Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 14 June 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link

neckbeard equivalent is when you shave everything except for right around the base of the shaft

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 14 June 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link

you're missing out. It's night and day.

ok, let's see if i can try this before reforestation.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 June 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

Volunteers?

sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

I have probably cut my face 100 times while shaving. No fucking way I'm doing anything down there.

pplains, Friday, 14 June 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link

I have enough experience with razorbumps on my face that I really don't need them in my crotch.

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 14 June 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link

This zit that is in the process of erupting between my eyebrows is giving me a headache. It's hard to the touch. Feels like a little horn growing right there. I want to cry.

how's life, Monday, 17 June 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link

Slipped out of my gf at the moment of orgasm and (accidentally!) managed to arc it directly into her left eye. Climaxing is sullied when you're immediately reaching for a t-shirt and apologizing profusely.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 03:57 (ten years ago) link

I feel like I'm two days into a two-week sexual yellow card.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link

I've heard that hurts really bad! Should I pour a little in my own eye, just to find out?

how's life, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:43 (ten years ago) link

yes. every man should understand the risks first-hand.

milo, that's some impressive distance. you should consider try-outs for the pros.

Je55e, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:13 (ten years ago) link

That's happened me, but i wasnt as lucky to hit somebody else '&'

should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link

lol

how's life, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link

Didn't know you were Catholic, milo.

pplains, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

Is a shot in the eye part of Communion now?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link

now?

educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link

oh god they're both here with the humor

mh, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link

first event for the TMI Olympics

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

I can understand ball shaving, but I do not get chest shaving. Chest hair is hot. That is all.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 20:37 (ten years ago) link

that's all? oh

terbil truths (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link

open up your loving eyes, watch out here I cum

shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 07:34 (ten years ago) link


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