what's happening to our borad TMI

I take it ye dont have hairy balls, fuckin congrats lads

An avocado pack on one's balls would be quite fitting actually

http://www.herohill.com/images/OSM/nicesmooth.jpg

http://www.featureshoot.com/2013/06/photos-of-greek-marbles-spotlight-a-specific-part-of-the-male-anatomy/

idk maybe it's just that I don't rly mind hairy balls at all and shaving it seems like a lot of trouble. Are the reasons practical or aesthetic?

Shaving yr pubes though makes you look pre-pubescent and that is p much the ultimate nagl imo, sorry (not sorry)

I'm w/Stevie, wtf @ shaving balls

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I'm glad someone appreciates my work here

balls is a quality poster imo, agree with stevie and aerosmith

I mean really you can tell us; we are curious. I know v little abt actually having body hair and what it feels like and what problems it may cause, I just know it looks good on ppl

There's hair, sure, but I can still fit everything snug into a pair of boxers.

I guess you guys would be walking around like scarecrows if you didn't break out the Nair.

Lots of ppl shave their pubes, I personally enjoy a bit of hair but I've never really bought the "ew you're trying to look like a child" line either. It's not a biggie either way.

Can we go back to how's life falling asleep eating pussy tbh

Having felt what its like putting something so mild as peppermint dr. bronners on my balls i'm p sure if you used Nair on them you would just straight-up die.

When I say "its not a biggie either way" I am talking about my penis natch xp

I have drifted in and out of consciousness while having sex, prob not sucking d but maybe while eating ass

Hygiene, comfort. Running around with hairy parts chafing together should be self-explanatory tbh- my pits get the same treatment.

There's a second-person perspective here, comes down to hygiene and freshness, basically.

Ive had gf fall asleep receiving head but we've covered that itt i think

This has never happened to me! I imagine it's pleasant tho, it combines 2 of my favourite things

xp ok chafing I can understand but wait what you shave your pits too???

Smooth as an eel

having less body hair in the wake of chemotherapy is v disorienting

Morbz, I remember one woman in my chemo room was taking a drug that the nurses warned would MAKE HER EYELASHES GROW ABNORMALLY LONG.

I think sometimes these medicine men are fucking with us when it comes to side effects.

"We've reduced the tumor, but now you look like Snuffaluffagus. Congratulations."

I am robin willliams, basically. My mom would scrub my knees when I was 12 because she thought they were dirty. They were just my robin williams knees.

Ive got crazy long eyelashes, i should prob trim them

it's best to pull the whole lid taut and give it the full trench run

Some topics are cyclical:

Men who trim their pubic hair: insecure or thoughtful?

Let's distinguish between shaving your balls and shaving "your pubes." I shave only my scrote, not all of my pubes. I do it b/c it feels better in sexual activity and just in general. Plus I like the look. I don't care for the look of clean-shaven everywhere, but upper pubes + smooth sac is nice.

If you've never had the pleasure of oral attention on your smooth sac, then you're missing out. It's night and day.

what's the pube style that's equivalent to having a neckbeard

Neckbeard equiv is shaved pubes hairy sac obv

Youd look like that hippy muppet

Shave pubes, tape to neck

neckbeard equivalent is when you shave everything except for right around the base of the shaft

you're missing out. It's night and day.

ok, let's see if i can try this before reforestation.

Volunteers?

I have probably cut my face 100 times while shaving. No fucking way I'm doing anything down there.

I have enough experience with razorbumps on my face that I really don't need them in my crotch.

This zit that is in the process of erupting between my eyebrows is giving me a headache. It's hard to the touch. Feels like a little horn growing right there. I want to cry.

Slipped out of my gf at the moment of orgasm and (accidentally!) managed to arc it directly into her left eye. Climaxing is sullied when you're immediately reaching for a t-shirt and apologizing profusely.

I feel like I'm two days into a two-week sexual yellow card.

I've heard that hurts really bad! Should I pour a little in my own eye, just to find out?

yes. every man should understand the risks first-hand.

milo, that's some impressive distance. you should consider try-outs for the pros.

That's happened me, but i wasnt as lucky to hit somebody else '&'

lol

Didn't know you were Catholic, milo.

Is a shot in the eye part of Communion now?

now?

oh god they're both here with the humor

first event for the TMI Olympics

I can understand ball shaving, but I do not get chest shaving. Chest hair is hot. That is all.