Generally speaking, if there is rimming involved I am expecting a margarita.
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
and a neon flashing blue ice cube nestled inside
― 乒乓, Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
^^ gets it
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
I reserve the right to change my mind if I ever find a flashing blue neon ice cube in my wife's butt
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
best part of rimming imo is the sounds/faces that ppl make when you do it
ok, for faces i need a diagram of where u position the mirror.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
To me, rimming is the most charismatic sex act. Something about combining the face, which is the body’s most telling and detailed part, with the ass, which is a similarly compelling body part but for opposite reasons -- given its plainness and inexpressiveness, its lowly status as a seat cushion and waste-disposal machine, contrasted with its high status as a sex object and aesthetic high point on the body -- fascinates me. The way the face and ass affect each other physically and technically during the act of rimming has an emotional charge and is choreographically interesting. In the moment of exploring someone’s ass, you know things that the recipient can’t know because, due to the way the body is constructed, the ass and asshole are hardly available to their owner. You can handle and finger them, but even to see them properly requires the use of mirrors and awkward poses. When you rim someone, you’re getting to know him intimately in a way he can’t know himself. You can be entirely alone with him, unwatched, his judgment unknown and abstract. You have power over him and, at the same time, the act has subservient associations -- “you can kiss my ass,” et cetera -- so you’re worshipping him as well.
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 9 December 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
also i haven't read every issue, of course, but i'm pretty sure that has to be the only ode to ass-eating ever published in the paris review.
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 9 December 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
did you deliberately make it so this poll finishes on christmas day
― attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
man, you guys really love rimming
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 10 December 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link
won't shit right for a week
― 乒乓, Monday, 10 December 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link
lol yesssss
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 10 December 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link
― attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes
― slam dunk, Monday, 10 December 2012 05:13 (eleven years ago) link
ho ho hole
Have you had your Christmas fuck yet?
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 10 December 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link
that's no lump of coal
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 10 December 2012 05:16 (eleven years ago) link
need to clean out the chimney for santa
brown-nosed reindeer
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Monday, 10 December 2012 09:14 (eleven years ago) link
in the can, folx.
― chaki, Tuesday, December 25, 2007 5:37 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 乒乓, Monday, 10 December 2012 12:41 (eleven years ago) link
my post was meant as an earnest defense of rimming and its possibilities in art fwiw
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 10 December 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
in my experience, most women are not down with a little surprise licky lick.
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, 10 December 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
i mean, that's fine. i'm not doing it for me. it's for YOU baby.
icky lick
― badg, Monday, 10 December 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
tell me how my ass taste
― D-40, Monday, 10 December 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.athletic-uniforms.com/aplication/webroot/imgs/home/Kobe-Bryant-Slam-Dunk-Wallpaper.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 10 December 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
okay lol
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 10 December 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
It makes me really happy to hear of crabbbits and other women performing this.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 10 December 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
I always feel like I have interesting ideas and experiences and then ilx drops a thread like this and I feel like I'm new at this life thing
― mh, Monday, 10 December 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
i do not lick butts
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Monday, 10 December 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaafMpqXXBs
you can see why they changed it, but yeah i agree that was a stronger lyric
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 10 December 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
my life would suck without you (licking my butt 24/7)
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 10 December 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link
catch my breath (between two he-man batches o' rimmin)
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 10 December 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link
dark side (of my taint)
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 10 December 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
man it's just ass-eating, we're not talking about like building your own home-cloning kit or some shit.
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
since u been gone I can rim for the first time
― how's life, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link
u refers to her gag reflex, apparently
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
behind these pink eyes
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:10 (eleven years ago) link
rim nation is the worst janet jackson album
― D-40, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
i mean best?
http://www.athletic-uniforms.com/aplication/webroot/imgs/home/Kobe-Bryant-Slam-Dunk-Wallpaper.jpg― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, December 10, 2012 8:03 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lmao
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
on an ass-capade baby
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
Rimming is kind of odd in that the vast majority of the time the thought of it grosses me out, but sometimes in the heat of the moment I am all about it.
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:07 (eleven years ago) link
felchboy
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:26 (eleven years ago) link
Memories
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:27 (eleven years ago) link
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:23 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
talking about some shit iirc
― what is google (schlump), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 03:51 (eleven years ago) link
It's kind of weird, when you think about it: Have I licked people's butts? It feels like the answer should be no, but , yes, I have licked people's butts, and in fact, I do lick people's butts.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 06:17 (eleven years ago) link
One time I got overenthusiastic and bit down on my friend's butthole it hurt till the next day.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 06:20 (eleven years ago) link
My Fellow Americans,I come before you tonight as a candidate for the Vice-Presidency and as a man whose honesty and integrity has been questioned. Now, the usual political thing to do when charges are made against you is to either ignore them or to deny them without giving details. I believe we have had enough of that in the United States, particularly with the present Administration in Washington, D.C. I am sure that you have read the charges, and you have heard it, that I, Senator Nixon, took $18,000 from a group of my supporters. Now, was that wrong? And let me say that it was wrong. I am saying it, incidentally, that it was wrong, just not illegal, because it isn't a question of whether it was legal or illegal, that isn't enough. The question is, Have I licked people's butts? It feels like the answer should be no, but , yes, I have licked people's butts, and in fact, I do lick people's butts.
― what is google (schlump), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 06:20 (eleven years ago) link
Dude it's concave, how do you bite down on it??
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 06:25 (eleven years ago) link
Also Morbs if someone is on their back w their legs/ass in the air you can see their face though sometimes you have to move their boner out of the way
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link
skinny cheeks & spread legs I imagine
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 06:33 (eleven years ago) link