― horny, Tuesday, 24 December 2002 08:05 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 08:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Queen G (Queeng), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 10:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
― kate, Tuesday, 24 December 2002 12:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
― dave q, Tuesday, 24 December 2002 12:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 13:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
― smee (smee), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 13:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 13:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 13:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 13:59 (twenty-one years ago) link
i didn't have an xmas fuck the year before, either. poo.
― kate, Tuesday, 24 December 2002 14:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 14:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 14:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Douglas, Tuesday, 24 December 2002 15:15 (twenty-one years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 15:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 15:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 15:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
― ron (ron), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 15:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link
― ron (ron), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 16:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
― ron (ron), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 16:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 16:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
manhattan don't turn what's gross into what's sexy, you know
― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 17:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 17:18 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 17:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 18:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
― joan vich (joan vich), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 19:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Queen G (Queeng), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 19:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
― kate, Tuesday, 24 December 2002 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link
― ron (ron), Wednesday, 25 December 2002 01:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 25 December 2002 11:21 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally C (Ally C), Wednesday, 25 December 2002 12:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
http://www.danburymintsports.com/images/uploads/nhs01000.jpg
― erik, Wednesday, 25 December 2002 12:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
― kate, Wednesday, 25 December 2002 12:35 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Queen G (Queeng), Wednesday, 25 December 2002 14:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 25 December 2002 23:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
― col noodles, Thursday, 26 December 2002 00:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 December 2002 21:44 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 26 December 2002 21:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 26 December 2002 22:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
(Oh the randomiser, what joy it brings)
― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 10:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Allyzay, Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:54 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:00 (twenty years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Allyzay, Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:07 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:10 (twenty years ago) link
― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:10 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:11 (twenty years ago) link
say, would Vampires like red wings?
― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:15 (twenty years ago) link
early December cold back (thx niece), probably enough to kill my Christmas fuck.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link
my nephews gave me a cold over thanksgiving that i'm still not quite done with
― gr8080, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:39 (eight years ago) link
There's still time
― JoeStork, Monday, 26 December 2016 04:26 (seven years ago) link
lol i had mine early this year!
― surm, Monday, 26 December 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link
everybody in this house has been sick for weeks and will remain sick. there will be no Christmas fuck.
― though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link
were hosting everyone but the voucher is good til friday night is my understanding
― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link
That'd mean i could go for seconds, thirds or even fourths
Cheers for that holiday vibe dmac
Xmas day ~1pm public parking lot btw
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 00:59 (seven years ago) link
Have you had your Christmas fuck yet? [Started by horny in December 2002, last updated nine minutes ago by F♯ A♯ (∞) on I Love Everything] 5 new answers
so not gonna happen [Started by RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak) in January 2006, last updated eleven minutes ago by mh 😏 on I Love Everything] 12 new answers
― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link
uh id like to make clear that i have not nor would not send anyone on or offve ilx a christmas themed sex toy
― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link
Lol
Vibes as in good vibrations not vibrators
U dog u
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link
I raise my glass to you
― though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link
cheers chachi
#2 today
tryin for a hat trick
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 23:21 (seven years ago) link
I may get a post-Christmas snog.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link
yah definitely NY
― surm, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 23:39 (seven years ago) link
were ye on tenterhooks cos
― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 January 2017 23:26 (seven years ago) link
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― MY MUTANT BRAIN WILL DETECT TREACHERY! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 January 2017 23:31 (seven years ago) link
theyre still hung up on 2016
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 5 January 2017 23:43 (seven years ago) link
ladies and gentlemen i cordially invite ye to the annual ilx xmas copulation competition
please be respectful to others and consensual
allow for one week to "get the juices flowing," so to speak, and prepare any which way you deems necessary
for the eager beaver, please note: let the sweet love making begin 24 december 2018 because that is the day many of us wait for the birth of baby jesus
― infinity (∞), Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link
I see that Raymond was trying to read about the Dreadful Cunnilingus Incident a few years ago, which can be found here: did you leave town? or did you stay?
happy holidays
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link
my wife getting a full hysterectomy on 22 December. Santa will have to come early, so to speak.
― Lyudmila Pavlichenko (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:04 (six years ago) link
all the best to the wife dandy
good vibes to you guys~
― infinity (∞), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link
“Started by horny in December 2002,”
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:28 (six years ago) link
we've always assumed horny did have his christmas fuck but what if he was alone? what if his christmas stocking was put to another, sadder use that day?
― omar little, Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:31 (six years ago) link
nice
― infinity (∞), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link
Thanks, it's not really the Christmas we were hoping for but it's better than the alternative.
BTW, I don't know if it's been mentioned upthread but the annual sex after putting the kids to bed and putting presents under the tree is a great tradition.
And so is this thread.
― Lyudmila Pavlichenko (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:41 (six years ago) link
best of luck to you and your wife, DDW!
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link
er, re the hysterectomy, not the christmas fuck
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:46 (six years ago) link
^grinch
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:53 (six years ago) link
lol dan thanks
Maybe if I show her this thread we can have the seven days of Xmas fucking?
I have a friend who, about ten years ago, made a pact with his wife to have sex at every holiday party that they attended in the month of December. You can imagine the furtive dirtiness of that quest.
They went 6 out of 7, which I thought was a pretty strong showing considering the number of bathroom and coatroom quickies that they pulled off.
― Lyudmila Pavlichenko (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:00 (six years ago) link
haven't had any play for 11 years now, bout to make it 12. Joseph got more action
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:15 (six years ago) link
dandy don that pact sounds splendid
― infinity (∞), Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:37 (six years ago) link
'tis the season...
― Infidels, Like Dylan In The Eighties (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 24 December 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link
to be fuckin’
― H00kup with Jaundice Singles!! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 24 December 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link
Christmas present! pic.twitter.com/vVYE8Tsovr— Andrew Adonis (@Andrew_Adonis) December 25, 2018
Andrew Adonis obviously has.
― calzino, Tuesday, 25 December 2018 10:16 (five years ago) link
Once, because we thought we wouldn't get time, Christmas being a crazy time etc.
And The next day, because we were wrong about that..
― Mark G, Tuesday, 25 December 2018 13:13 (five years ago) link
Bf asked if I’d ever had sex in my parents house since moving out and the answer is definitely not
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 25 December 2018 16:48 (five years ago) link
*ahem*
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 25 December 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link
*plop*
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 25 December 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link
^the og plopper has logged on
― ||||||||, Friday, 25 December 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link
Specific user horny
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 25 December 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link
and so this is Christmasand what have you doneanother year olderyour finger in your bum
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 December 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link
and so this is ChristmasI hope you have cumThe barely legal onesThe milfs and the hung
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 25 December 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
mind your business
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 December 2023 21:05 (four months ago) link
By getting busy
― Evan, Sunday, 24 December 2023 21:27 (four months ago) link
with the fizzy
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 24 December 2023 22:11 (four months ago) link
it is just me and this champagne bottle here after all
― imago, Sunday, 24 December 2023 22:12 (four months ago) link
Christmas is a serious time for quiet contemplation and reflection.
― Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 24 December 2023 22:48 (four months ago) link
I can’t wait
― H.P, Sunday, 24 December 2023 23:48 (four months ago) link
god dammit now i'm thinking about last christmas, that was nice
this christmas eve i've been visited by three ghosts so far
still waiting for that bastard clyde to show up
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 25 December 2023 01:12 (four months ago) link
^^^^took me a few minutes, but I got it, excellent work Kate
― Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 25 December 2023 02:18 (four months ago) link