rimming

haha i'm just paranoid now

yeah you can't always tell whether someone has cholera from lookin' at 'em but uh I wouldn't worry too much about your girlfriend or boyfriend giving it to you unless you live in the Sudan

really doubt that "appear normal" = asymptomatic

just use common sense and don't switch streams and you'll be fine, it's not really germier than ppl's bodies in general

i've been assuming buttholes/poo can carry bacteria that would cause disease even if the carrier doesn't have the disease, maybe that's wrong?

And I thought Trayce *lived* down under

― mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012

Dude wtf you are obsessed with dissin my Australianism or something idk

Also this thread, ew.

(btw i recently tried it)

(because of this thread)

― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:26 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

*heart swells*

― slam dunk, Sunday, December 9, 2012 3:29 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

clear eyes, full heart, can't poo

best part of rimming imo is the sounds/faces that ppl make when you do it

also "rimming" sounds so weird. eat ass or gtfo.

Generally speaking, if there is rimming involved I am expecting a margarita.

and a neon flashing blue ice cube nestled inside

^^ gets it

I reserve the right to change my mind if I ever find a flashing blue neon ice cube in my wife's butt

best part of rimming imo is the sounds/faces that ppl make when you do it

ok, for faces i need a diagram of where u position the mirror.

To me, rimming is the most charismatic sex act. Something about combining the face, which is the body’s most telling and detailed part, with the ass, which is a similarly compelling body part but for opposite reasons -- given its plainness and inexpressiveness, its lowly status as a seat cushion and waste-disposal machine, contrasted with its high status as a sex object and aesthetic high point on the body -- fascinates me. The way the face and ass affect each other physically and technically during the act of rimming has an emotional charge and is choreographically interesting. In the moment of exploring someone’s ass, you know things that the recipient can’t know because, due to the way the body is constructed, the ass and asshole are hardly available to their owner. You can handle and finger them, but even to see them properly requires the use of mirrors and awkward poses. When you rim someone, you’re getting to know him intimately in a way he can’t know himself. You can be entirely alone with him, unwatched, his judgment unknown and abstract. You have power over him and, at the same time, the act has subservient associations -- “you can kiss my ass,” et cetera -- so you’re worshipping him as well.

also i haven't read every issue, of course, but i'm pretty sure that has to be the only ode to ass-eating ever published in the paris review.

did you deliberately make it so this poll finishes on christmas day

man, you guys really love rimming

won't shit right for a week

lol yesssss

did you deliberately make it so this poll finishes on christmas day

― attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

ho ho hole

Have you had your Christmas fuck yet?

that's no lump of coal

need to clean out the chimney for santa

brown-nosed reindeer

in the can, folx.

― chaki, Tuesday, December 25, 2007 5:37 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my post was meant as an earnest defense of rimming and its possibilities in art fwiw

in my experience, most women are not down with a little surprise licky lick.

i mean, that's fine. i'm not doing it for me. it's for YOU baby.

icky lick

tell me how my ass taste

http://www.athletic-uniforms.com/aplication/webroot/imgs/home/Kobe-Bryant-Slam-Dunk-Wallpaper.jpg

okay lol

It makes me really happy to hear of crabbbits and other women performing this.

I always feel like I have interesting ideas and experiences and then ilx drops a thread like this and I feel like I'm new at this life thing

i do not lick butts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaafMpqXXBs

you can see why they changed it, but yeah i agree that was a stronger lyric

my life would suck without you (licking my butt 24/7)

catch my breath (between two he-man batches o' rimmin)

dark side (of my taint)

I always feel like I have interesting ideas and experiences and then ilx drops a thread like this and I feel like I'm new at this life thing

man it's just ass-eating, we're not talking about like building your own home-cloning kit or some shit.

since u been gone I can rim for the first time

u refers to her gag reflex, apparently

behind these pink eyes

rim nation is the worst janet jackson album

i mean best?

http://www.athletic-uniforms.com/aplication/webroot/imgs/home/Kobe-Bryant-Slam-Dunk-Wallpaper.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, December 10, 2012 8:03 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

on an ass-capade baby

Rimming is kind of odd in that the vast majority of the time the thought of it grosses me out, but sometimes in the heat of the moment I am all about it.