probably not being rimmed :(
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
santa climbing down your romney
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
oh wait, timezones - it's 11am on Christmas Day, I'll be at the beach― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, December 6, 2012 4:21 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, December 6, 2012 4:21 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
For me, it's 7 pm Christmas Eve.
― how's life, Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
16) I like to rim girls and I don't care if they don't like it.― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, May 16, 2004 1:12 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark
17) See 16.― 24 hours with the King of Snake. (SNAKE!) (ex machina), Sunday, May 16, 2004 1:45 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark
― slam dunk, Saturday, 8 December 2012 08:30 (eleven years ago) link
I care a little bit now.
― Bryan, Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
lolll
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 9 December 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
crabbit's story reminds me of dating a catholic girl in college who was terrified of penetrative sex and would only blow me and let me frig her butt (i got the baby oil out and rubbed it between her butt cheeks). she was so terrified of getting pregnant that if she was wearing panties she would change them after i blew it because she was afraid that the scum could absorb thru her undies and travel into the ovaries....i have been a militant public school sex ed supporter ever since
― slam dunk, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:00 (eleven years ago) link
you're shit
― buzza, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:01 (eleven years ago) link
the wiki page for analingus has "Not to be confused with Aerlingus" at the top but the aer lingus page doesn't have "Not to be confused with analingus" at the top and this is the first time i wish i was a wikipedia editor
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:08 (eleven years ago) link
― buzza, Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:01 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark
i am what i eat
― slam dunk, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:10 (eleven years ago) link
this thread still boggles my mind, how do you all not get diseases, the "health risk" section of the analingus wiki is terrifying
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:17 (eleven years ago) link
nevermind diseases; how do you not get grossed out?
― Lee626, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:20 (eleven years ago) link
it doesn't smell or taste like anything, just skin
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:25 (eleven years ago) link
(btw i recently tried it)
(because of this thread)
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:26 (eleven years ago) link
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:17 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
eh not much more terrifying than unprotected sex in general really
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:27 (eleven years ago) link
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:26 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
*heart swells*
― slam dunk, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:29 (eleven years ago) link
unprotected monogamous sex is pretty a-ok with additional birth control, not much chance of picking up a disease from contaminated food or whatnot
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:29 (eleven years ago) link
if you're that afraid of e. coli you shouldn't eat at restaurants either
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:31 (eleven years ago) link
butts just have more bacteria though. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal-oral_route !
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:35 (eleven years ago) link
I mean theoretically your partner would show signs of those diseases right? I'm not a casual rimmer in general.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:38 (eleven years ago) link
"Generally, people carrying infections that may be passed on during analingus appear healthy."
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:41 (eleven years ago) link
wow thanks captain buzzkill, yes butts are gross thats why theyre amazing
― slam dunk, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:46 (eleven years ago) link
haha i'm just paranoid now
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:46 (eleven years ago) link
yeah you can't always tell whether someone has cholera from lookin' at 'em but uh I wouldn't worry too much about your girlfriend or boyfriend giving it to you unless you live in the Sudan
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:49 (eleven years ago) link
really doubt that "appear normal" = asymptomatic
just use common sense and don't switch streams and you'll be fine, it's not really germier than ppl's bodies in general
― slam dunk, Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:50 (eleven years ago) link
i've been assuming buttholes/poo can carry bacteria that would cause disease even if the carrier doesn't have the disease, maybe that's wrong?
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 08:59 (eleven years ago) link
And I thought Trayce *lived* down under
― mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012
Dude wtf you are obsessed with dissin my Australianism or something idk
Also this thread, ew.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Sunday, 9 December 2012 09:28 (eleven years ago) link
― slam dunk, Sunday, December 9, 2012 3:29 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
clear eyes, full heart, can't poo
― 乒乓, Sunday, 9 December 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
best part of rimming imo is the sounds/faces that ppl make when you do it
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
also "rimming" sounds so weird. eat ass or gtfo.
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
Generally speaking, if there is rimming involved I am expecting a margarita.
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
and a neon flashing blue ice cube nestled inside
― 乒乓, Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
^^ gets it
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
I reserve the right to change my mind if I ever find a flashing blue neon ice cube in my wife's butt
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
ok, for faces i need a diagram of where u position the mirror.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
To me, rimming is the most charismatic sex act. Something about combining the face, which is the body’s most telling and detailed part, with the ass, which is a similarly compelling body part but for opposite reasons -- given its plainness and inexpressiveness, its lowly status as a seat cushion and waste-disposal machine, contrasted with its high status as a sex object and aesthetic high point on the body -- fascinates me. The way the face and ass affect each other physically and technically during the act of rimming has an emotional charge and is choreographically interesting. In the moment of exploring someone’s ass, you know things that the recipient can’t know because, due to the way the body is constructed, the ass and asshole are hardly available to their owner. You can handle and finger them, but even to see them properly requires the use of mirrors and awkward poses. When you rim someone, you’re getting to know him intimately in a way he can’t know himself. You can be entirely alone with him, unwatched, his judgment unknown and abstract. You have power over him and, at the same time, the act has subservient associations -- “you can kiss my ass,” et cetera -- so you’re worshipping him as well.
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 9 December 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
also i haven't read every issue, of course, but i'm pretty sure that has to be the only ode to ass-eating ever published in the paris review.
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 9 December 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
did you deliberately make it so this poll finishes on christmas day
― attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
man, you guys really love rimming
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 10 December 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link
won't shit right for a week
― 乒乓, Monday, 10 December 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link
lol yesssss
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 10 December 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link
― attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes
― slam dunk, Monday, 10 December 2012 05:13 (eleven years ago) link
ho ho hole
Have you had your Christmas fuck yet?
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 10 December 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link
that's no lump of coal
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 10 December 2012 05:16 (eleven years ago) link
need to clean out the chimney for santa
brown-nosed reindeer
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Monday, 10 December 2012 09:14 (eleven years ago) link
in the can, folx.
― chaki, Tuesday, December 25, 2007 5:37 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 乒乓, Monday, 10 December 2012 12:41 (eleven years ago) link
my post was meant as an earnest defense of rimming and its possibilities in art fwiw
― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 10 December 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link