I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

i can never tell if it's a dom thing or just desperation (or exasperation)

or bad communication skills

w/ str8 dudes its usually fear of inadequacy fwiw

indeed

tru

god, IMPE guys who do that feel inexperienced/inadequte and think sex means acting like u are in a crappy porno

"YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT?? YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YA."

professional?

Yeah, the one guy I had in mind basically acts like it's a porno every time we fuck, like "Yeah, you like that?" and all that shit. God, it's so dull. Also he refuses to take his shirt off and he keeps trying to have phone/chat sex with me.

if anything coming out of yr mouth is not some variation on i feel awesome / you are awesome then u are doing it wrong

^

This thread is worth it for straight dudes just to see that some things are the same across sexes, and guys are just as ridiculous with other guys as they are with women.

roxy otm

roxy otm, when I am pretending I am in a crappy porno I yell all kinds of bullshit

I hooked up with a guy a couple of times who I thought was saying either "oh yeh, son of a bitch" or "oh you son of a bitch." I finally figured out it was the latter.

professional?

― sarahel, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 2:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i loled

if anything coming out of yr mouth is not some variation on i feel awesome / you are awesome then u are doing it wrong

as with most sweeping generalizations, presumptive and not true for all situations.

so lick my balls.

I really want to make a joke based on 'if anything coming out of your mouth is not jizz you're doing it wrong' but that would just be wrong (in more ways than one).

when I first read that post I 1/2 expected it to say something to that effect

morbius otm about that not always being true

yeah look whatever. was not intended to be gospel. for christ's sake.

yes, sometimes "so, lick my balls" is the right thing to say

This thread makes me think of that situation guys sometimes run into, the one where a girl is giving you head but not going down to suck on your nuts even though you'd really like her to. So you sheepishly ask, "could you suck my balls?" hoping she will, and then she does, but all you can think about is the sound of your own voice asking "could you suck my balls?".

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, December 1, 2004 10:05 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

lol I was looking for that post. Bryan sounds like he was getting head from girls who were doing it wrong. He's otm though. That or any variation thereof is maybe the worst sounding question ever. Best to make sure that it never has to be asked imo.

using your mouth like a hand is the key to good head. massage, don't eat.

Wait, doing it right always involves sucking on nuts? I am missing out, here.

haha, i was looking for that post too

buzza's on vacation, i'm filling in.

maybe you need to do it in a fake voice, like darth vader or something

this is the biggest lol from The House Bunny imo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWYsekCJdac

*suck my balls* [exorcist voice]

are you drunk too grady?

lol no

are u a tranny chaser?

i did have a cocktail about half an hour ago but i try and steer clear of the ILTMI gays thread when i'm intoxicated

sarahel "tranny chaser" is KBP's tired old meme for me

it's different for girls iirc

She's a man, baby!

My one concession to dirty talk: when someone's on the brink, direct eye contact, "DO IT. FUCKING DO IT." That tends to work quite well!

i try and steer clear of the ILTMI gays thread when i'm intoxicated

oooooooooooh

haha

See also: Louie episode "Old."

lol I was looking for that post. Bryan sounds like he was getting head from girls who were doing it wrong. He's otm though. That or any variation thereof is maybe the worst sounding question ever. Best to make sure that it never has to be asked imo.

― ENBB, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 9:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Strongly disagree.

fwiw ever since table's shit-eater story i have read this thread title as "I Lost An Ass-Drop In His Cough Hole"

loooooool

Jesse - which which part? That it's an awful sounding question?

I just think "could you suck my balls" IN CONTEXT is totally acceptable and maybe sexy if said the right way. Though I would put it "will you suck my balls" or, in certain situations, "suck my balls." Also maybe disagree that it sounds like Bryan's girl was doing it wrong.

But I also totally see the comedy intended in the post quoted above.

Some occasions call for "Willst du meinen Balls gehrsucken?"

Idk to me it just sounds so ridiculous. Balls. It's a silly word for a fairly ridiculous body part. I only meant that it sounded like she was doing it wrong because generally I think it's better approach to . . . errr . . . at least incorporate them into the whole deal in some way than not to. I mean everyone's diff, of course, but I'm just saying that generally speaking I think including them is better than excluding when it comes to this sorta thing.

x-post If they were asking in German they'd probably say Eier because iirc eggs is the common colloquialism.

A request that echoed distractingly in my head included the qualifying phrase "for a second." That was a big mistake.