i dont think i could do anything for 6-7 hours except websurf
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 January 2011 15:17 (fifteen years ago)
mets doubleheader?
― gr8080, Saturday, 22 January 2011 18:17 (fifteen years ago)
i watched your preview, table - the music is kind of ominous!!!!!!!!
― homosexual II, Saturday, 22 January 2011 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
v peculiar aesthetic on that site. like one minute it's old-timey film projector sound effects and the next minute it's modem sounds.
― gr8080, Saturday, 22 January 2011 19:51 (fifteen years ago)
steampunk?
― dark link (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 January 2011 23:23 (fifteen years ago)
steam powered modem
― gr8080, Sunday, 23 January 2011 02:56 (fifteen years ago)
http://steampunkworkshop.com/images/M19.jpg
― dark link (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 January 2011 03:34 (fifteen years ago)
haha, yeah, it's kinda funny, Shine has a specific vision. tbf, the videos themselves don't have much sound. like in mine, it's mostly the squishing sound of skin and lube.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:53 (fifteen years ago)
the sounds of squishing
lol at your porn name
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:55 (fifteen years ago)
did you stomp that guy yet or
― gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:56 (fifteen years ago)
the reference is actually obscure:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41yGgwzumvL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:01 (fifteen years ago)
stomping guy started tecting me 10 times a day and getting weird and i was like, "if you're acting possessive and not like a client and we haven't even met yet, then we're not meeting, sorry bloke"
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:02 (fifteen years ago)
would def text w/ a guy 10 times a day for $3,000
― gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:05 (fifteen years ago)
if you saw these texts and the frequency, you would've been like "no" too, just trust me. i could really use the money (like really use the money) and i decided no. it was when he said he was 'worried' about me after we hadn't talked for two days that i was like, "you're not my friend, you're a fuckin guy who wants me to stomp on him and fuck him for money, get it straight." and he kept on with his weirdness. i can't stand that in lovers, much less in clients.
anyway.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:17 (fifteen years ago)
Ha. "Bloke." Was your stomper persona British?
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:21 (fifteen years ago)
xpost
tbh i was worried when you went a weekend w/o posting to this thread!!
like that you were locked in a dungeon somewhere in LA
― gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:23 (fifteen years ago)
Glad I'm not having to choose between bursting a feller's nuts and receiving his texts tbh.
― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:34 (fifteen years ago)
i watched a lot of british tv this past weekend, i was ill. (for some reason, only reading and watching movies appeal to me anymore when i'm sick, ILX is too much).
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:38 (fifteen years ago)
it really is
― dark link (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
the preview is totally teal & orange.xls
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 27 January 2011 23:11 (fifteen years ago)
didn't travel with my enema bulb because going out was spur of the moment, and despite my best efforts to clean....
i ruined this guy's sheets.
that said, he was a bit...passionless. like, robotic. so in a way, i'm glad.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
Oh no! Santorum!
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
RIP ;_;
he was one of those types who was like "yeah, you gonna cum? you gonna cum?" and i was like "dude, maybe if you stopped talking i would be able to"
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:06 (fifteen years ago)
I CANNOT STAND people who do that.
― vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
ugh! yes
― Jomanda Hugankiss (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:55 (fifteen years ago)
some ppl get off on that -- it's sort of a dom thing no?
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
i can never tell if it's a dom thing or just desperation (or exasperation)
― Jomanda Hugankiss (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:51 (fifteen years ago)
or bad communication skills
― sarahel, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:57 (fifteen years ago)
w/ str8 dudes its usually fear of inadequacy fwiw
― gr8080, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 23:45 (fifteen years ago)
indeed
― bouquet brigade (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 23:52 (fifteen years ago)
tru
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:25 (fifteen years ago)
god, IMPE guys who do that feel inexperienced/inadequte and think sex means acting like u are in a crappy porno
― dark link (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:53 (fifteen years ago)
"YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT?? YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YA."
― dark link (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:54 (fifteen years ago)
professional?
― sarahel, Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:55 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, the one guy I had in mind basically acts like it's a porno every time we fuck, like "Yeah, you like that?" and all that shit. God, it's so dull. Also he refuses to take his shirt off and he keeps trying to have phone/chat sex with me.
― vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:55 (fifteen years ago)
if anything coming out of yr mouth is not some variation on i feel awesome / you are awesome then u are doing it wrong
― bouquet brigade (electricsound), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:56 (fifteen years ago)
^
― i guess you are the fattest and the ugliest (Matt P), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:57 (fifteen years ago)
This thread is worth it for straight dudes just to see that some things are the same across sexes, and guys are just as ridiculous with other guys as they are with women.
― w/no hesitation (mh), Thursday, 3 February 2011 01:00 (fifteen years ago)
roxy otm
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 01:06 (fifteen years ago)
roxy otm, when I am pretending I am in a crappy porno I yell all kinds of bullshit
― w/no hesitation (mh), Thursday, 3 February 2011 01:12 (fifteen years ago)
I hooked up with a guy a couple of times who I thought was saying either "oh yeh, son of a bitch" or "oh you son of a bitch." I finally figured out it was the latter.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 3 February 2011 01:16 (fifteen years ago)
professional?― sarahel, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 2:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― sarahel, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 2:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
i loled
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:05 (fifteen years ago)
as with most sweeping generalizations, presumptive and not true for all situations.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
so lick my balls.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:26 (fifteen years ago)
I really want to make a joke based on 'if anything coming out of your mouth is not jizz you're doing it wrong' but that would just be wrong (in more ways than one).
― emil.y, Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:46 (fifteen years ago)
when I first read that post I 1/2 expected it to say something to that effect
morbius otm about that not always being true
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:47 (fifteen years ago)
yeah look whatever. was not intended to be gospel. for christ's sake.
― bouquet brigade (electricsound), Thursday, 3 February 2011 02:49 (fifteen years ago)
yes, sometimes "so, lick my balls" is the right thing to say
― sarahel, Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:13 (fifteen years ago)