I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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but yes to the latter :)

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:27 (fifteen years ago)

Totes comfortable with this as long as he says 'oooh me plums' at some point.

a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:31 (fifteen years ago)

he wants me to verbally abuse him. like call him a dirty fag and stuff. as i've thought about it since he first called me last week, i've been realizing that maybe he has some sort of fetish for high school and middle school style abuse? but maybe that was just my experience.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:34 (fifteen years ago)

aren't there dudes who pay escorts to stomp on their balls w/ stiletto heels?

dayo, Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:34 (fifteen years ago)

how strong are balls? what would it take to crush one

J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:35 (fifteen years ago)

those dudes are straight.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:35 (fifteen years ago)

it, um, it takes something

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 January 2011 06:39 (fifteen years ago)

please post his safety word to thread

gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 07:16 (fifteen years ago)

Totes comfortable with this as long as he says 'oooh me plums' at some point.

― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, January 13, 2011 6:31 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Post of the year.

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 January 2011 09:59 (fifteen years ago)

Enjoy this table. Also don't kill him - let him pay up first.

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 January 2011 10:00 (fifteen years ago)

aren't there dudes who pay escorts to stomp on their balls w/ stiletto heels?

when i was at uni i had a friend who was a prostitute, and she had a client who just liked to have his chest stomped on while she wore stiletto heels. no sex, just stomping.

just1n3, Thursday, 13 January 2011 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

Hacked into table's iTunes playlist "work":

Kris Kross
Van Halen
House of Pain
Pointer Sisters - too slow

like launch the globs and strands (Eazy), Friday, 14 January 2011 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

i dont think i could do anything for 6-7 hours except websurf

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 January 2011 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

mets doubleheader?

gr8080, Saturday, 22 January 2011 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

i watched your preview, table - the music is kind of ominous!!!!!!!!

homosexual II, Saturday, 22 January 2011 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

v peculiar aesthetic on that site. like one minute it's old-timey film projector sound effects and the next minute it's modem sounds.

gr8080, Saturday, 22 January 2011 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

steampunk?

dark link (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 January 2011 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

steam powered modem

gr8080, Sunday, 23 January 2011 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://steampunkworkshop.com/images/M19.jpg

dark link (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 January 2011 03:34 (fifteen years ago)

haha, yeah, it's kinda funny, Shine has a specific vision. tbf, the videos themselves don't have much sound. like in mine, it's mostly the squishing sound of skin and lube.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:53 (fifteen years ago)

the sounds of squishing

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:53 (fifteen years ago)

lol at your porn name

The Reverend, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:55 (fifteen years ago)

did you stomp that guy yet or

gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:56 (fifteen years ago)

the reference is actually obscure:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41yGgwzumvL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:01 (fifteen years ago)

stomping guy started tecting me 10 times a day and getting weird and i was like, "if you're acting possessive and not like a client and we haven't even met yet, then we're not meeting, sorry bloke"

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:02 (fifteen years ago)

would def text w/ a guy 10 times a day for $3,000

gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:05 (fifteen years ago)

if you saw these texts and the frequency, you would've been like "no" too, just trust me. i could really use the money (like really use the money) and i decided no. it was when he said he was 'worried' about me after we hadn't talked for two days that i was like, "you're not my friend, you're a fuckin guy who wants me to stomp on him and fuck him for money, get it straight." and he kept on with his weirdness. i can't stand that in lovers, much less in clients.

anyway.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:17 (fifteen years ago)

Ha. "Bloke." Was your stomper persona British?

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:21 (fifteen years ago)

xpost

tbh i was worried when you went a weekend w/o posting to this thread!!

like that you were locked in a dungeon somewhere in LA

gr8080, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:23 (fifteen years ago)

Glad I'm not having to choose between bursting a feller's nuts and receiving his texts tbh.

Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:34 (fifteen years ago)

i watched a lot of british tv this past weekend, i was ill. (for some reason, only reading and watching movies appeal to me anymore when i'm sick, ILX is too much).

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:38 (fifteen years ago)

it really is

dark link (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

the preview is totally teal & orange.xls

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 27 January 2011 23:11 (fifteen years ago)

didn't travel with my enema bulb because going out was spur of the moment, and despite my best efforts to clean....

i ruined this guy's sheets.

that said, he was a bit...passionless. like, robotic. so in a way, i'm glad.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

Oh no! Santorum!

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

RIP ;_;

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

he was one of those types who was like "yeah, you gonna cum? you gonna cum?" and i was like "dude, maybe if you stopped talking i would be able to"

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

I CANNOT STAND people who do that.

vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

ugh! yes

Jomanda Hugankiss (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

some ppl get off on that -- it's sort of a dom thing no?

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

i can never tell if it's a dom thing or just desperation (or exasperation)

Jomanda Hugankiss (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

or bad communication skills

sarahel, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:57 (fifteen years ago)

w/ str8 dudes its usually fear of inadequacy fwiw

gr8080, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 23:45 (fifteen years ago)

indeed

bouquet brigade (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 23:52 (fifteen years ago)

tru

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:25 (fifteen years ago)

god, IMPE guys who do that feel inexperienced/inadequte and think sex means acting like u are in a crappy porno

dark link (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

"YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT?? YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YA."

dark link (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

professional?

sarahel, Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, the one guy I had in mind basically acts like it's a porno every time we fuck, like "Yeah, you like that?" and all that shit. God, it's so dull. Also he refuses to take his shirt off and he keeps trying to have phone/chat sex with me.

vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

if anything coming out of yr mouth is not some variation on i feel awesome / you are awesome then u are doing it wrong

bouquet brigade (electricsound), Thursday, 3 February 2011 00:56 (fifteen years ago)


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