http://www.uxmatters.com/mt/archives/2006/09/images/17s06_kairos_path-to-value.JPG
― buzza, Friday, 23 July 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link
What kind of drum machine did Phineas & Ferb use to create that fwap-fwap-pukka-pukka-bunk-bunk beat at their fanfic pool party? or is it just the sound of Lisa Simpson slapping her rump against the mic, fwap-fwap-pukka-pukka-bunk-bunk, workin dat fanfic azzzzzzz?
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Friday, 23 July 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://dhtscifimaster.deviantart.com/
― am0n, Saturday, 24 July 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://dhtscifimaster.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2mqtx4 can i have some simpsons/koopa kids porn
― chuck entertainment cheese (crüt), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 07:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't even know who koopa kids are
― what if "middlebrow" is pubes? (Matt P), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 07:46 (thirteen years ago) link
after what age is it no longer appropriate for your parent of the opposite sex to see your hoohoo/willie?
― buzza, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link
2 years in prison
― gr8080, Friday, 27 August 2010 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link
yow at that
― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 August 2010 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link
^^srs dude needs a book deal. read all through the Q+A too.
― gr8080, Sunday, 29 August 2010 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link
i was into another dude's prison blog for awhile:http://jonsjailjournal.blogspot.com/
― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 August 2010 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link
2 years in prison def fulfills the remit of this thread's title
incarceration rates in the US + accounts like this are real good arguments for tearing everything down & starting again
― k'naamean (zvookster), Sunday, 29 August 2010 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link
via cutty on lols thread:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127185813
― BOND ZORN aka the mp3 player (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link
lolol does abbott know
― OH WOW GRANDFATHER CLOCK HAT (arby's), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
???
― buzza, Monday, 13 September 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link
buzza the board archaeologist
― markers, Monday, 13 September 2010 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Ban Captain Lorax
― abele (avinha), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link
¯(º_o)/¯
― tickle me lmao (unregistered), Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
ask!!!!!
― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Be worth liking.― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, November 14, 2002 3:16 PM (7 years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, November 14, 2002 3:16 PM (7 years ago)
. . .
otm
― markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
vintage girl probs^^
― *lets go* (gr8080), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://hubpages.com/hub/Does-American-Dream-Have-to-Die-With-Michael-Jackson
― The Boondog Taints II: All Taints Day (stevie), Sunday, 24 October 2010 11:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Also, had she not thought differently from others, might Mother Teresa not have been a stay-at-home mom instead of traveling to India and risking her life for humanity?
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Sunday, 24 October 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link
I can almost guarantee that if one had killed all the “freaks” among our Australopithecine ancestors 3.5 million years ago, our species might not have made it to the 21st Century. We might very well have just remained a much more primitive species, one without the use of fire and the wheel, let alone an orchestra, or democracy, or computers.
― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Embarassing Sexual Moments...
― buzza, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Moderator: please delete entire internet.
― DavidM (DavidM), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:05
― markers, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link
great ian riese-moraine post there
― mormon's marmots (crüt), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link
bwah
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Here goes..LOL. It was when I accidently queafed *pussyfart* (it never happened to me before) when my ex (thankgod) wanted to do me 'doggystyle' in the pussy (before anyone thinks he took my anal cherry,That's still there *thank god*)That to me, was my most embaressing experience in sex, which was ages and ages ago.I am happily engaged to Nik, and very happily!But,(no pun intended) I am hoping to give my anal cherry to Nik) on our honeymoon,I wonder if I am going to fart on his penis, that TRUELY would be MORE embaressing!!!!! ― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Tuesday, January 28, 2003 8:23 PM (7 years ago)
wow at this post
― http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link
becky_lucas in a nutshell
― mormon's marmots (crüt), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Me and my buddies all took turns on this spanish ho-bag, Carmella, who fed us papaya which got us all horn-dogged out. Well, I guess I didn't exactly get to do THE DEED at this moment, but later on my friends felt sorry for me because they got to ride the glorious Carmella machine and I didn't, so they got me a two-bit whore named Joslin who wore red patent leather and called me a "softie" because I tried to kiss her. Anyhow, I got crabs from Joslin and tried to drown them by swimming for 8 hours the next day, which didn't work. *sigh* being a teenager and a virgin in 1982 sucks. ― Last American Virgin, Tuesday, January 28, 2003 10:07 PM (7 years ago)
Carmella machine
― http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
douche ex carmella machina
― http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Memorable quotes forThe Last American Virgin (1982)
Carmela: Come to me my big burrito!David: Me?Carmela: You are the only man I see. Come to Carmela.
― buzza, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
One night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, "Danny you're a young man, don't do it!" And so Alice Jardine hears this and she screams and she jumps up and she tries to get running out of the barn but she's still got this shirt over her head. She goes running right into the wall and knocks herself out. So now Danny's just so mad at us. He starts coming after us, but at the same time Alice is over there unconscious. He's gotta wake her up. So he grabs her by a leg and he's drag, dragging her. At the same time he picks up a shovel. And he's going after Shawn, and Shawn's saying, "What are you trying to hit me for? I just did you a favor!" And so this makes Dan more angry. He tries to swing this thing, he looses the shovel, goes outta his grasp and hits a kerosene lantern; the thing explodes, the whole barn almost goes up because of this thing. That was it.
― omar little, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Just one more thing. Do you have any interests other than sex? If so, I'd like to hear a little more about them.
― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:12 (7 years ago) Permalink
― gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, I tried to be friendly to her and she got upset at me. I still think she was a real person, even though I knew even at the time that she was half trolling and half sincere.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link
:-)
― gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
"Becky" came out with much worse than that, believe me.
― Alvin Toffeenose (Pashmina), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't know much about Becky Lucas, but holy shit, this post of hers (+ follow-up posts) on the "Do you ever feel like there is nothing to live for?" thread is incredibly depressing no matter which way you look at it.
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
becky, luna and Ms Laura is quite the trifecta there
― (name) in (some place i'm not from) (buzza), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link
lol grady
― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link
best thread ever, I think
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Thursday, 16 December 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
So I was forced to punch a girl in the face last night...
― gr8080, Saturday, 25 December 2010 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link
"forced"
― markers, Saturday, 25 December 2010 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.truenudists.com/forum/viewthread.php?id=13480
― buzza, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link
ok it's kinda cute how you graduate from textile -> barefoot -> topless -> undies only -> butt naked -> SUPER NUDIST as you make more and more posts on that forum.
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 19 March 2011 05:26 (thirteen years ago) link
what would the ilx equivalent be
― gr8080, Saturday, 19 March 2011 06:08 (thirteen years ago) link
hipster > threadless > neckbeard > trucker hat > sock -> TUMBLR BOOK DEAL
― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 March 2011 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link
one day i'll get my tumblr book deal
― gr8080, Saturday, 19 March 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
http://tech.spreadit.org/mysweetmonkeycommy-sweet-monkey/
ok, this is amazing. as far as I can figure, the 2008 Christmas episode of the Nickelodeon show Drake & Josh included a reference to mysweetmonkey.com, prompting thousands of kids to go there, hoping they'd win a monkey or something. but alas, all mysweetmonkey.com did was redirect to icarly.com, prompting thousands of disappointed kids to google "mysweetmonkey.com" in a last-ditch effort to beat the system. google pointed a lot of them to the abovementioned blog, which exists for no other reason than to attract random googlers. the result is an unmoderated, Lord-of-the-Flies-esque comment section where little kids beg for sweet monkeys, leave their phone numbers, and call each other buttmunches every December when the episode airs.
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Monday, 21 March 2011 05:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://tech.spreadit.org/hi5-loginwwwhi5com/
this is the same idea, except it attracts people who can't figure out how to log onto the social network site hi5.com. a lot of the commentaters are Indian, and apparently a lot of them think hi5.com is an escort service. choice quotes:
naresh | Apr 18, 2009 | ReplyI AM TEENAGE.I AM FROM BOUDHA
I AM TEENAGE.I AM FROM BOUDHA
akande abiodun ige | Jul 17, 2009 | Replywas up u nigeria girls are why are u lukin for an indian boy or u want to collect charms from him i fear u any response just contact me on ige4chr✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ takecare i joking i wish icuold meet u becos all deola ave meet are sexy and gud on bed hope u ar gud on bed i luv u
was up u nigeria girls are why are u lukin for an indian boy or u want to collect charms from him i fear u any response just contact me on ige4chr✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ takecare i joking i wish icuold meet u becos all deola ave meet are sexy and gud on bed hope u ar gud on bed i luv u
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Monday, 21 March 2011 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link