― jergins (jergins), Saturday, 28 October 2006 06:23 (twelve years ago) Permalink
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― makeing out (Pablo A), Saturday, 28 October 2006 16:19 (twelve years ago) Permalink
http://www.montereyherald.com/mld/montereyherald/news/weird_news/15868018.htm
― makeing out (Pablo A), Saturday, 28 October 2006 16:25 (twelve years ago) Permalink
― jergins (jergins), Sunday, 29 October 2006 09:51 (twelve years ago) Permalink
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― jergincito, Friday, 9 March 2007 09:37 (twelve years ago) Permalink
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― ghost rider, Sunday, 11 March 2007 05:15 (twelve years ago) Permalink
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― Heave Ho, Sunday, 11 March 2007 15:08 (twelve years ago) Permalink
― jergincito, Thursday, 29 March 2007 08:29 (twelve years ago) Permalink
brutal 45 min rainstorm in karachi
― Heave Ho, Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:25 (twelve years ago) Permalink
whoa
― jergïns, Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:26 (twelve years ago) Permalink
Karaoke singer attacked after starting song
It could have been the Coldplay song "Yellow" that upset the patron of a Wallingford neighborhood bar. Or perhaps it was the karaoke singer who belted it out.
Employees at Changes, on North 45th Street, said they don't know, but the ensuing melee just past 1 a.m. Thursday was one unlike anything seen at the bar before.
As soon as the man on stage started singing about the stars in his best Chris Martin impersonation, the woman reportedly said: "Oh, no, not that song. I can't stand that song!"
Witnesses said her distaste for Coldplay quickly took a violent turn, and she leaped at the would-be crooner, shouting expletives and telling him that his singing "sucked," while expressing the same opinion of the song, according to a Seattle police report.
She pushed the man and punched him, all in an effort to stop his singing.
― jergïns, Friday, 10 August 2007 17:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Musharraf's pet dealt vigilante justice at the hands of lawyers (of all people)
― Heave Ho, Friday, 10 August 2007 19:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink
The Hawaii Superferry!
― gr8080, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Strong storm takes aim at Pacific Northwest
A strong area of low pressure that has energy from the remnants of Tropical Storm Lingling is expected to strengthen again and push toward the Pacific Northwest.
― jergïns, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 21:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink
big or small?
― gr8080, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 23:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink
!!!
― lxy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 01:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink
whoa here i cum ;)
― Lingbert, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink
http://honoluluadvertiser.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080117/BREAKING/80117001/1314
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink
http://www.nbc4.com/news/13859930/detail.html
― am0n, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink
http://www.nbc4.com/2007/0809/13859839.jpg
no wai
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink
two more people on to the highway:
http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2008/Jan/30/br/br8597203164.html
i drove past the last one on the other side of the median u_u
― gr8080, Thursday, 31 January 2008 11:13 (eleven years ago) Permalink
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― estela, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 02:35 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Australian PM says sorry to indigenous Australians. 98% of Australia rejoices, 2% are bigoted fucks.
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 02:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink
ya really. My co-worker's bf was in the office before and he showed me this sms that said something like "I'll say sorry when they say sorry for the 1 million cars they've stolen"
― W4LTER, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 03:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink
I bet the person who sent that has suffered no social prejudice or poverty.
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 03:17 (eleven years ago) Permalink
like 50% of all cars and trucks in our metropolitan area are in some form of wreck right now I think
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 03:39 (eleven years ago) Permalink
hooray ice. hooray me not owning a car
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 03:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink
they were just showing sidewalk footage on the news of people slipping around all over the place downtown
there's a pileup on basically every exit ramp and every bridge leading in and out of the city
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 03:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Most important story here:
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/1368/picture3gc7.png
― libcrypt, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 04:29 (eleven years ago) Permalink
lik my ballz
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 04:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Seattle Police arrested a 35-year-old man for indecent exposure at Green Lake Park on Monday afternoon after a woman caught the man beating off in the bushes.
According to the police report, the woman hid behind a tree and called police while she watched the man masturbate. While on the phone, the woman told police she âthought that [the man] had some kind of flesh-colored realistic-looking phony penis strapped to his genitals.â
The woman also told police she recognized the man who, according a police report, had masturbated in front of the woman and her daughter near the Green Lake Community Center three days earlier.
Officers arrived and contacted the man, who produced a dildo from his pants told police that he only had it âto make it look like he did have a large real penis through his tight fitting pants.â
Police arrested the man and confiscated his dildo. The report says the man has a prior conviction for indecent exposure.
― Albertville FRANCE (jergins), Friday, 19 September 2008 16:50 (ten years ago) Permalink
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― J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Friday, 19 September 2008 16:52 (ten years ago) Permalink
Bill would rename D.C. streetWashington Business Journal - by Jonathan O'Connell Staff Reporter View Larger U2 famously sang about a place where the streets have no names.
The Irish rockers apparently donât know how it works in D.C.
A bill before the D.C. Council would rename a portion of South Capitol Street SE as âTaxation Without Representation Street.â And you thought it was hard finding your way around when it was South Capitol. Try sticking âTaxation Without Representation Streetâ into Google Maps or your GPS.
Itâs unclear what portion would be renamed. Our guess: The stretch near Nationals Park, ensuring plenty of out-of-towners are introduced to D.C.âs fight for a vote in Congress.
The defacto D.C. slogan is already on the cityâs license plates. The city approved adding the slogan to the official city flag, though no new design has been introduced or approved. Officials tried â and failed, thanks to the feds â to have it imprinted on the Districtâs quarter.
Council members Kwame Brown, Carol Schwartz, Harry âTommyâ Thomas and Tommy Wells sponsored the bill, which was referred to the Committee of the Whole.
― Mr. Que, Friday, 19 September 2008 16:54 (ten years ago) Permalink
Seattle Police have arrested a man who allegedly robbed Capitol Hill's favorite dildo emporium, Babeland, last Thursday night.
Yesterday, police arrested Charmarke Abdi-Issa, 28, for investigation of robbery. Police believe Abdi-Issa has robbed seven small businesses and one cab driver since October 28th.
According to Babeland staff, Abdi-Issa came in to their store around 9pm on November 13th and told an employee he was looking for a Fleshlight. When an employee opened the cash register to ring him up, Abdi-Issa allegedly pulled a gun and told the staff member to go to the back of the store.
Babeland's Assistant Manager, Status Causey, says Abdi-Issa left with about $175 and the Fleshlight.
― emple (jergins), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 01:52 (ten years ago) Permalink
quite a pull
― goole, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 02:04 (ten years ago) Permalink
Ohio 'underwear researcher' admits molesting kidsThursday, December 11, 2008 4:57 PM
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
CINCINNATI -- An Ohio man has pleaded guilty to charges he fooled parents into letting him be alone with their children so he could sexually touch them while pretending to be an underwear market researcher.
Forty-four-year-old Ben Hawkins, of Springfield Township in suburban Cincinnati, could receive a maximum of 44 years in prison at his Jan. 29 sentencing.
Hamilton County prosecutors say Hawkins looked for boys and girls between the ages of 9 and 16. They say he arranged to meet parents and children at schools, hospitals or at their homes and told parents he needed to measure underwear for research.
Hawkins pleaded guilty yesterday to nine charges of importuning and three counts of gross sexual imposition.
― harbl, Friday, 12 December 2008 03:43 (ten years ago) Permalink
???
― harbl, Friday, 12 December 2008 03:44 (ten years ago) Permalink
there is this guy who rammed a petroleum delivery truck into the original local hell's angels motherbrain. he has no regrets at all , we are all baby panda baout him
― Sébastien, Thursday, 1 January 2009 04:43 (ten years ago) Permalink
http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82520
Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on TheBayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirmed the information to 9NEWS NOW.
The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.
The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.
On Wednesday, Saint Mary's County Sheriffs released an update on their investigation. Detectives conducted an investigation which determined the injury was a result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.
.Written by Bill Starks9NEWS NOW & wusa9.com
― eman, Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:48 (ten years ago) Permalink
Ow!
― It is not enough to love mankind – you must be able to stand (Michael White), Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:49 (ten years ago) Permalink
>:O
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:50 (ten years ago) Permalink
oh fuck
― The-Reverend (rev), Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:06 (ten years ago) Permalink
http://www.tool-net.co.uk/data/tools/sasagsa900e.jpg
― eman, Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:27 (ten years ago) Permalink
Chemistry TA fired
Melissa Stredney allegedly gave undeserved grades, encouraged students to cheatGina FerrentinoIssue date: 3/12/09 Section: Campus
― lil butt (harbl), Thursday, 12 March 2009 23:03 (ten years ago) Permalink
UK wife-carrying contest takes place in Dorking
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Sunday, 8 April 2018 17:14 (one year ago) Permalink
"In other words, at least a dozen birds binged on alcoholic berries believed to be from a nearby bush. It caused them to crash into buildings and cars, or fall out of trees and die."
http://katv.com/news/local/several-birds-found-dead-after-consuming-alcoholic-berries
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 18:36 (one year ago) Permalink
http://theprovince.com/news/local-news/woman-detained-after-feces-flinging-incident-at-langley-tim-hortons
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 19:08 (one year ago) Permalink
https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2018/may/18/dutch-locals-crowdfund-25ft-penis-fountain-in-protest-against-modern-art-project-leeuwarden-european-capital-of-culture-2018-cornelia-parker
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 18 May 2018 11:06 (one year ago) Permalink
hell yeah dick fountains
― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 18 May 2018 12:31 (one year ago) Permalink
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/21/danish-politician-inger-stjberg-muslims-ramadan
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 12:11 (one year ago) Permalink
It's not really local news if it's in the Guardian and not just the Aalborg Bugle.
― Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 12:15 (one year ago) Permalink
One assailant put on a shirt belonging to the victim that said "Show me your taco" before the two fled across the Junction Bridge to North Little Rock, according to a police report.
― pplains, Monday, 11 June 2018 20:48 (one year ago) Permalink
Police: Killings of 2 found dead in Arkansas ordered by woman pretending to be member of carnival mafia
You'd think this would be a fun story to read, but it's not.
― pplains, Thursday, 16 August 2018 16:25 (ten months ago) Permalink
Lord
― faculty w1fe (silby), Thursday, 16 August 2018 16:26 (ten months ago) Permalink
Well, ok. There's this:
Under questioning by detectives, Fowler said he was ordered through text messages from Zaitchik to kill the Carpenters as an initiation into the carnival mafia...Before the interview with Fowler, detectives had discovered from examining Younger's cellphone that she had a Facebook page in the name of Frank Zaitchik, according to reports.
The kicker to this? Here is the Facebook page set up for ''Franklin Zaitchik''.
And here is a screenshot of the Facebook page for Frank Zaitshik, owner-operator of Wade Shows.
https://i.imgur.com/N6V1Ise.png
― pplains, Thursday, 16 August 2018 16:41 (ten months ago) Permalink
Wow, that is grim stuff. None of the articles I could find mentioned any sort of motive on Fowler's part for killing these two great-grandparents.
― how's life, Thursday, 16 August 2018 17:57 (ten months ago) Permalink
Sorry, on Younger's part.
― how's life, Thursday, 16 August 2018 18:30 (ten months ago) Permalink
Mississippi's getting a lottery, because poor people need to be the ones to pay for all that road/bridge repair.http://www.djournal.com/news/nation-world/mississippi-lawmakers-approve-bill-to-create-a-state-lottery/article_15561adb-fede-5fd1-a9a6-cec3b8e499db.html
― a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:28 (nine months ago) Permalink
How are they going to play the lottery when they're already spending their money at the casino?
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:14 (nine months ago) Permalink
They're just not losing fast enough. https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2018/01/21/casino-revenues-fall-2-percent-mississippi-2017/1052316001/
State Revenue Department figures released this week show statewide revenue fell 2 percent for the year (2017) to .08 billion, down more than $40 million from 2016. December was better, with gamblers losing 76 million statewide, up 3 percent from 71 million in December 2016.
― a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:56 (nine months ago) Permalink
maybe you've heard local-to-me story of a cop who enters what she thought was her own apartment, then is confronted by the real tenant, then shoots him dead. nightmare stuffhttps://www.cnn.com/2018/09/09/us/amber-guyger-arrest-botham-shem-jean/index.html
― rip van wanko, Monday, 10 September 2018 12:49 (nine months ago) Permalink
so less than an hour from me, about a week ago, this lady is teaching her 15-year old how to drive, and being new to driving, she is slow to back out of the space, so this 57-year old asshole lays on the horn, so they both get out of the car. she's pregnant, and he gets in her face and is threatening to hit her after she calls him a dummy. then an armed cab driver comes up to protect her and the guy tries to play victim real fast.
and the one who gets threatening phone calls and their house vandalized after this video...is the mother?! That's probably the point where I should mention the aggressor was white, and the mother is Black, and this is Florida - and then it makes sense.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aPm4c_1536365329
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 September 2018 03:13 (nine months ago) Permalink
https://www.wesh.com/article/neighbors-upset-about-florida-man-doing-yard-work-in-the-nude/23324488
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 September 2018 00:11 (nine months ago) Permalink
I came out Sunday night to put the trash out, and I look over and he is bent over, winding up his hose...
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 September 2018 00:12 (nine months ago) Permalink
My local bar: https://www.channel3000.com/news/crime/mpd-man-who-caused-scene-exposed-himself-at-mickey-s-bar-attempts-to-swim-away-from-police/802533767
― change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:30 (eight months ago) Permalink
The wet man was not happy
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:34 (eight months ago) Permalink
Plainclothes police enter a shopping centre in a rural town, shoot a bird, and leave. https://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahryan/police-shooting-magpies-lismore
― Stab my hinge, get hit (sic), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:39 (eight months ago) Permalink
Sometimes there is a presentation of some sort of news, that is so beautiful, and so odd, that you don’t even want to find out any more information than you’ve been given. For me, this was one of those moments. "When you’re going down the pendulous breasts fly up like wings," said one organizer of the Skywhale hot air balloon's newest journey. "It's really got a life to itself." https://t.co/JchEHcCp3V — The New York Times (@nytimes) October 18, 2018What I see and what I know is that there’s a hot air balloon, shaped like a whale—and for some reason, a reason I will must never find out—the whale has a toupee of skinny breasts dangling off either side, that apparently float upwards as the balloon descends. Australia, thank you for this gift.
"When you’re going down the pendulous breasts fly up like wings," said one organizer of the Skywhale hot air balloon's newest journey. "It's really got a life to itself." https://t.co/JchEHcCp3V — The New York Times (@nytimes) October 18, 2018
What I see and what I know is that there’s a hot air balloon, shaped like a whale—and for some reason, a reason I will must never find out—the whale has a toupee of skinny breasts dangling off either side, that apparently float upwards as the balloon descends. Australia, thank you for this gift.
― My Gig: The Thin Beast (sic), Thursday, 18 October 2018 17:18 (eight months ago) Permalink
Woman gives it some classic "stand next to it and point at it for the photo" in this "wild ducks terrorise (and shit all over the sidewalk of) residential area" story: https://www.gva.be/cnt/dmf20190124_04129619/wilde-eenden-terroriseren-woonwijk
― StanM, Saturday, 26 January 2019 12:07 (five months ago) Permalink
Is she a local councillor?
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 January 2019 12:10 (five months ago) Permalink
No, she lives in the area and complains about having to clean it up (and blames the council for feeding the wild ducks)
― StanM, Saturday, 26 January 2019 12:17 (five months ago) Permalink
It's a classic local councillor pose, as immortalized in the fine Local councillors thread.
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 January 2019 12:21 (five months ago) Permalink
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/tim-eyman-under-investigation-in-theft-of-70-chair-from-office-depot/
― Norm’s Superego (silby), Friday, 15 February 2019 22:16 (four months ago) Permalink
yaaay fuck this guy
― alomar lines, Saturday, 16 February 2019 04:28 (four months ago) Permalink
Police arrested a 38-year-old man for DUI for the second time in a week after he picked up his car from an impound lot, promptly crashed it into another vehicle, fled from police when they showed up at his house a short time later, and then sat in his truck outside his parents’ home in the gated Broadmoor community for several hours doing whippets as he ignored SPD negotiators.
― alomar lines, Saturday, 16 March 2019 16:03 (three months ago) Permalink
Ah, is it springtime in the Ozarks already?
https://i.imgur.com/ook25Ml.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 13:43 (two months ago) Permalink
*star-spangled banner plays, eagle cries in the distance*
― a photographer, satanist and ukip voter (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 13:45 (two months ago) Permalink
They took turns donning the vest, btw, not both at once.
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:12 (two months ago) Permalink
What were they arrested for?
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:15 (two months ago) Permalink
Aggravated Assault - https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2019/apr/03/affidavit-2-men-don-vest-shoot-20190403/?news-arkansas
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:18 (two months ago) Permalink
― pplains, Wednesday, April 3, 2019 7:12 AM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Don’t these things only work once
― moose; squirrel (silby), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:22 (two months ago) Permalink
at least twice, seems like
― a photographer, satanist and ukip voter (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:23 (two months ago) Permalink
Or six times.
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:25 (two months ago) Permalink
*stuffs air bag back into steering column*
"OK! Your turn!"
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:26 (two months ago) Permalink
Ferris told the deputy he had been shot six times, once in the chest and five times in the back, while protecting a man he called his "asset," according to the affidavit.
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 15:08 (two months ago) Permalink
He went to the hospital after accidentally shooting himself in the penis, the report says. While a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, a balloon of marijuana allegedly slipped out of his anus. And his troubles didn't end there. https://t.co/1MFA2mHz47— KTVU (@KTVU) May 24, 2019
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Sunday, 26 May 2019 16:14 (one month ago) Permalink
Editor's Note: This story initially reported the man accidentally shot himself in the penis. He actually accidentally shot himself in the testicles.
― visiting, Sunday, 26 May 2019 16:23 (one month ago) Permalink
lock thread, that story will never be eclipsed
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 26 May 2019 16:59 (one month ago) Permalink
Weeds legal in Washington so why would you need to carry it in your anus?
― joygoat, Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:51 (one month ago) Permalink
a cry for help?
Detectives declined to arrest Wilson at the hospital and instead issued an arrest warrant on suspicion of second-degree felon in possession of a firearm and unlawful possession of meth. He was charged April 16.Wilson, an East Wenatchee resident, turned himself in April 18. A detective told corrections officers at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center of Wilson’s proclivity to store marijuana in unconventional places.During a strip search, another balloon of marijuana slipped from Wilson’s anus, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 19 in superior court.
Wilson, an East Wenatchee resident, turned himself in April 18. A detective told corrections officers at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center of Wilson’s proclivity to store marijuana in unconventional places.
During a strip search, another balloon of marijuana slipped from Wilson’s anus, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 19 in superior court.
― visiting, Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:02 (one month ago) Permalink
Kingston University campus evacuated over 'WW2 bomb'
I went to Kingston University and Fassett Road is right round the back of the main site. The countless number of times I've walked down that street and there was an unexploded bomb there the whole time!
― just another country (snoball), Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:02 (one month ago) Permalink
I guess he read the health dept ads in the paper advising you to keep yr weed locked away from your children
― tfw you are not easily whelmed (sic), Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:04 (one month ago) Permalink
an important sliver of cuisine history: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/7587978.stm
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 20:31 (two weeks ago) Permalink
catching up on old bookmarks, i was quite excited to see this in that chicken in a basket number: A spokesman for owners Samuel Smith's said it was a "no comment situation".gripped by a desire to use this at some point.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 15:30 (three hours ago) Permalink