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jergins (jergins), Saturday, 28 October 2006 06:23 (twelve years ago) Permalink

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_feb2003/UnderwearBreath.jpg

jergins (jergins), Saturday, 28 October 2006 06:24 (twelve years ago) Permalink

awwh, :(

makeing out (Pablo A), Monday, 30 October 2006 15:38 (twelve years ago) Permalink

four months pass...
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jergincito, Friday, 9 March 2007 09:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink

um

Pupil (17) drank 52 Tequila! Then it fell in coma
http://www.bz-berlin.de/aktuell/berlin/070309/suff.html

jergincito, Friday, 9 March 2007 09:39 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.startribune.com/blogs/oldnews/?p=149

ghost rider, Sunday, 11 March 2007 05:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpZeQkIlZAs

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 11 March 2007 05:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6437855.stm

Heave Ho, Sunday, 11 March 2007 15:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...
holy shit!

http://www.bz-berlin.de/aktuell/boulevard/070329/Fernsehturm_brennt.GN1INMRB/1_big.jpg

story here

translation:

US of the dome of the TV tower pours black smoke, spark sprays, to rubble falls to soil. Citizen of Berlin the landmark (368 meters) threatens to collapse. A horror scenario, which filmed now Pro7: “The inferno - flames over Berlin” (transmission: 21. May, 20,15 o'clock).

So this didn't happen and they were just filming? Whatever, I love the picture.

jergincito, Thursday, 29 March 2007 08:29 (eleven years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

brutal 45 min rainstorm in karachi

Heave Ho, Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink

whoa

jergïns, Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Karaoke singer attacked after starting song

It could have been the Coldplay song "Yellow" that upset the patron of a Wallingford neighborhood bar. Or perhaps it was the karaoke singer who belted it out.

Employees at Changes, on North 45th Street, said they don't know, but the ensuing melee just past 1 a.m. Thursday was one unlike anything seen at the bar before.

As soon as the man on stage started singing about the stars in his best Chris Martin impersonation, the woman reportedly said: "Oh, no, not that song. I can't stand that song!"

Witnesses said her distaste for Coldplay quickly took a violent turn, and she leaped at the would-be crooner, shouting expletives and telling him that his singing "sucked," while expressing the same opinion of the song, according to a Seattle police report.

She pushed the man and punched him, all in an effort to stop his singing.

jergïns, Friday, 10 August 2007 17:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

The Hawaii Superferry!

gr8080, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Strong storm takes aim at Pacific Northwest

A strong area of low pressure that has energy from the remnants of Tropical Storm Lingling is expected to strengthen again and push toward the Pacific Northwest.

jergïns, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 21:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

big or small?

gr8080, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 23:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink

!!!

lxy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 01:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

whoa here i cum ;)

Lingbert, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

http://www.nbc4.com/news/13859930/detail.html

am0n, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.nbc4.com/2007/0809/13859839.jpg

am0n, Friday, 18 January 2008 18:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

no wai

deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:44 (ten years ago) Permalink

two more people on to the highway:

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2008/Jan/30/br/br8597203164.html

i drove past the last one on the other side of the median u_u

gr8080, Thursday, 31 January 2008 11:13 (ten years ago) Permalink

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estela, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 02:35 (ten years ago) Permalink

Australian PM says sorry to indigenous Australians. 98% of Australia rejoices, 2% are bigoted fucks.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 02:50 (ten years ago) Permalink

ya really.
My co-worker's bf was in the office before and he showed me this sms that said something like "I'll say sorry when they say sorry for the 1 million cars they've stolen"

W4LTER, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 03:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

I bet the person who sent that has suffered no social prejudice or poverty.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 03:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

like 50% of all cars and trucks in our metropolitan area are in some form of wreck right now I think

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 03:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

hooray ice. hooray me not owning a car

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 03:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

they were just showing sidewalk footage on the news of people slipping around all over the place downtown

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 03:40 (ten years ago) Permalink

there's a pileup on basically every exit ramp and every bridge leading in and out of the city

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 03:41 (ten years ago) Permalink

Most important story here:

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/1368/picture3gc7.png

libcrypt, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 04:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

lik my ballz

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 04:31 (ten years ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

Seattle Police arrested a 35-year-old man for indecent exposure at Green Lake Park on Monday afternoon after a woman caught the man beating off in the bushes.

According to the police report, the woman hid behind a tree and called police while she watched the man masturbate. While on the phone, the woman told police she “thought that [the man] had some kind of flesh-colored realistic-looking phony penis strapped to his genitals.”

The woman also told police she recognized the man who, according a police report, had masturbated in front of the woman and her daughter near the Green Lake Community Center three days earlier.

Officers arrived and contacted the man, who produced a dildo from his pants told police that he only had it “to make it look like he did have a large real penis through his tight fitting pants.”

Police arrested the man and confiscated his dildo. The report says the man has a prior conviction for indecent exposure.

Albertville FRANCE (jergins), Friday, 19 September 2008 16:50 (ten years ago) Permalink

:]

J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Friday, 19 September 2008 16:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

Bill would rename D.C. streetWashington Business Journal - by Jonathan O'Connell Staff Reporter

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U2 famously sang about a place where the streets have no names.

The Irish rockers apparently don’t know how it works in D.C.

A bill before the D.C. Council would rename a portion of South Capitol Street SE as “Taxation Without Representation Street.” And you thought it was hard finding your way around when it was South Capitol. Try sticking “Taxation Without Representation Street” into Google Maps or your GPS.

It’s unclear what portion would be renamed. Our guess: The stretch near Nationals Park, ensuring plenty of out-of-towners are introduced to D.C.’s fight for a vote in Congress.

The defacto D.C. slogan is already on the city’s license plates. The city approved adding the slogan to the official city flag, though no new design has been introduced or approved. Officials tried — and failed, thanks to the feds — to have it imprinted on the District’s quarter.

Council members Kwame Brown, Carol Schwartz, Harry “Tommy” Thomas and Tommy Wells sponsored the bill, which was referred to the Committee of the Whole.

Mr. Que, Friday, 19 September 2008 16:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Seattle Police have arrested a man who allegedly robbed Capitol Hill's favorite dildo emporium, Babeland, last Thursday night.

Yesterday, police arrested Charmarke Abdi-Issa, 28, for investigation of robbery. Police believe Abdi-Issa has robbed seven small businesses and one cab driver since October 28th.

According to Babeland staff, Abdi-Issa came in to their store around 9pm on November 13th and told an employee he was looking for a Fleshlight. When an employee opened the cash register to ring him up, Abdi-Issa allegedly pulled a gun and told the staff member to go to the back of the store.

Babeland's Assistant Manager, Status Causey, says Abdi-Issa left with about $175 and the Fleshlight.

emple (jergins), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 01:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

quite a pull

goole, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 02:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Ohio 'underwear researcher' admits molesting kids
Thursday, December 11, 2008 4:57 PM

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

CINCINNATI -- An Ohio man has pleaded guilty to charges he fooled parents into letting him be alone with their children so he could sexually touch them while pretending to be an underwear market researcher.

Forty-four-year-old Ben Hawkins, of Springfield Township in suburban Cincinnati, could receive a maximum of 44 years in prison at his Jan. 29 sentencing.

Hamilton County prosecutors say Hawkins looked for boys and girls between the ages of 9 and 16. They say he arranged to meet parents and children at schools, hospitals or at their homes and told parents he needed to measure underwear for research.

Hawkins pleaded guilty yesterday to nine charges of importuning and three counts of gross sexual imposition.

harbl, Friday, 12 December 2008 03:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

???

harbl, Friday, 12 December 2008 03:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

there is this guy who rammed a petroleum delivery truck into the original local hell's angels motherbrain. he has no regrets at all , we are all baby panda baout him

Sébastien, Thursday, 1 January 2009 04:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82520

Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on TheBayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirmed the information to 9NEWS NOW.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.

On Wednesday, Saint Mary's County Sheriffs released an update on their investigation. Detectives conducted an investigation which determined the injury was a result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.

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Written by Bill Starks
9NEWS NOW & wusa9.com

eman, Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

>:O

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Thursday, 12 March 2009 17:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

oh fuck

The-Reverend (rev), Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.tool-net.co.uk/data/tools/sasagsa900e.jpg

eman, Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

Chemistry TA fired

Melissa Stredney allegedly gave undeserved grades, encouraged students to cheat
Gina Ferrentino
Issue date: 3/12/09 Section: Campus

lil butt (harbl), Thursday, 12 March 2009 23:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

There's municipal elections today, the left is doing okay. The new Green left party has been involved in a scandal regarding their election night party, and where they planned to have it. It led to the spokesman saying these immortal words:

"All I'm saying is that there's no fuckswing. The plan from the board of directors has always been that there should not be a fuckswing at this arrangement"

(my translation)

Frederik B, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 22:42 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

i love the dialogue in this one

SAN DIEGO (KGTV) – A man was rushed to the hospital Thursday morning after he was hit by a train in downtown San Diego and severed his right forearm.

The incident was reported at about 3:25 a.m. on the heavy freight rails running parallel to Harbor Drive in front of the San Diego Convention Center's Hall C, 10News learned.

10News cameras were there as the pedestrian, believed to be in his 30s, said of his injury: "My hand … Oh my God, my hand!"

Throughout the ordeal, the man remained conscious while medics attended to him and placed him into an ambulance to transport him to UC San Diego Medical Center.

Medics told officers, "Hey gentlemen … if we could find that arm that would be really helpful."

According to authorities, the forearm was recovered hundreds of feet from where the injured man was found.

Details on what led to the incident remain unclear.

the late great, Sunday, 17 December 2017 07:21 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Lol

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 16:27 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Gonna say right out that that's not lol

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:49 (eleven months ago) Permalink

remember the lmao otm about the lol

StanM, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:51 (eleven months ago) Permalink

losing my arm ouch

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:52 (eleven months ago) Permalink

that’s me in the corner

h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 21:10 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Dateline Woking, England: Woman rode motorbike naked, had sex in the street and punched a blind man. Also racially abused one of the police officers who arrested her. Her defence barrister claimed in court that she was 'addicted to inhaling butane gas'.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 30 December 2017 12:24 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Lady Godiva she ain’t

The Bridge of Ban Louis J (silby), Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:52 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Lad y go diva

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:30 (eleven months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

hey, the mall I went to growing up is in the news!

Body unnoticed in Atlanta area mall for weeks

(the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Sunday, 14 January 2018 04:09 (ten months ago) Permalink

hey, the mall I went to growing up is in the news!

Body unnoticed in Atlanta area mall for weeks🕸


holy shit i’ve been to duluth, atlanta a couple of times. does the specific decline of the mall described here reflect a general trajectory of duluth, and area economics generally?

Fizzles, Sunday, 14 January 2018 08:17 (ten months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Motorists got a surprise on the Sydney Harbour Bridge after a wayward wallaby was spotted hopping through traffic just before peak hour.

The wallaby jumped through cars from lane eight to lane one, onto the Cahill Expressway and then to Macquarie Street on Tuesday at 5am.

Officers were able to capture the startled animal, and the Taronga Zoo vet will check over the marsupial later in the day.

"It's believed the wallaby may have come from Cammeray Golf Course (in the city's north), but unfortunately he's not talking to us," NSW police spokeswoman told AAP.

The animal is in good health, she said.

"It was just standing there minding its own business, there was a police car with flashing lights," driver Ray told 2GB.

"I'm from the bush, I'm used to seeing them running all over the place, but I've never seen one so close in the city before."

Video:

Wallaby on the Sydney Harbour Bridge and Cahill Expressway - Filmed at about 5am by some very helpful police officers who protected the wallaby. The animal is now in the care of staff at @tarongazoo. #7News pic.twitter.com/ZKXLNLCX6V

— 7 News Sydney (@7NewsSydney) January 15, 2018

From the offical police press release:

Traffic controllers from the Transport Management Centre monitored the wallaby as it hopped across to lane one and, without indicating, exited onto Cahill Expressway then to Macquarie Street.

Officers took the startled macropod into police custody near the Conservatorium of Music, with the Police Mounted Unit arriving on scene soon after to take it to the zoo for veterinary assessment.

Suspect subdued:
https://www.fairfaxstatic.com.au/content/dam/images/h/0/i/s/4/v/image.related.articleLeadwide.620x349.h0irxx.png/1516046942278.jpg

The wallaby was taken to Taronga’s Wildlife Intensive Care Unit shortly after 5am. The zoo released a statement, which reads:

“The animal was thoroughly assessed by Senior Veterinarian Dr Larry Vogelnest including a full body X-Ray which thankfully did not reveal any significant injuries. The wallaby has been administered pain medication and fluids and is currently in Taronga’s Wildlife Intensive Care Unit for recovery and further monitoring.”

Haribo Hancock (sic), Monday, 29 January 2018 00:58 (ten months ago) Permalink

Officers took the startled macropod into police custody
thx for new dn

startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 29 January 2018 04:43 (ten months ago) Permalink

Operation Prometheus: three hundred Spartan-III soldiers will be sent to destroy a Covenant shipyard located on an asteroid oh wait that's Halo.
Operation Prometheus: https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/operation-prometheus-surrey-police-burglar-14218417
Man with 'specialist skills' committing violent burglaries where victims are threatened with shotgun.
So named because officers will be served liver for lunch every day until they catch him.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:22 (ten months ago) Permalink

Oh and they're calling this person the Night Watcher.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:17 (ten months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

this is such a rollercoaster ride

http://www.mysheboygan.com/2018/03/sheboygan-man-eating-wet-wipe-leads-to-disturbance/

Police spoke with a woman who told officers when she came home, she found Oakley eating a wet wipe. The woman did not understand why he would be eating a disinfectant wipe so, the couple began to argue about it. Oakley tried swallowing the wet wipe, but could not, and eventually gave up on trying to eat the wipe.

The woman also told police that she had brought Oakley food and he got upset, saying that he already ate, and then smashed the sandwich she placed in front of him. When the woman went to leave the residence, Oakley reportedly grabbed her by the arm and pulled her back.

According to the complaint, the man told the woman that he was going to kill her family.

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 14:53 (eight months ago) Permalink

can't help but read 'my sheboygan' to the tune of 'my sharona'

sir chesley bonestell, qc (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 15:00 (eight months ago) Permalink

A randy Wollongong train traveller caught engaging in a “free” sex act with a fellow passenger one day last December now has a lasting legacy of their time together – a criminal conviction.

Sh4ne L4urence Brennan was riding the 9.56am service from Port Kembla on December 14 when he noticed a female passenger masturbating on one of the seats and approached her.

After a brief interaction, the woman began performing oral sex on Brennan.

He later told police he didn’t have to “pay for it”.

The entire incident was caught on the train’s closed circuit cameras.

Brennan returned to his seat as the train pulled into Wollongong Railway Station.

City Rail staff waiting on the station platform later told police they could see Brennan holding his exposed genitals from where they stood.

Staff subsequently entered Brennan’s carriage to discover a “large and disgusting” liquid mess on the floor.

They originally thought it was urine, however Brennan told them it was Cola from a bottle he was carrying.

“I wasn’t having a piss, I spilled my coke, go and have a look, it’s just coke,” he said to police who arrived on the scene a short time later.

However, when further questioned, Brennan admitted he had splashed the Cola over his genitals in a bid to “clean myself up” after the sexual activity.

”I got a blow job on the train and I was rinsing my cock off,” he told officers.

Brennan was allowed to leave the location on the condition he not return for at least two hours.

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Thursday, 29 March 2018 01:11 (eight months ago) Permalink

I don’t see the problem

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 29 March 2018 01:29 (eight months ago) Permalink

i just got a blow job and rinsed off with coke, officer, i won't come back for two hours.

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 29 March 2018 01:32 (eight months ago) Permalink

not a minute less, mind

startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 29 March 2018 02:02 (eight months ago) Permalink

A commuter who received a criminal conviction and a $700 fine after receiving oral sex on the train wants to know 'how can you be so lucky and unlucky in the one day?'

Sh4ne Brennan, from Wollongong, south of Sydney, pleaded guilty to willful and obscene exposure and behaving in an offensive manner in court on Tuesday.

Mr Brennan said he started speaking to the woman - who had a 'mad body' - on the train platform when she said, 'I'm horny, will you fuck me?'

He now regrets his actions that followed after he received a 'bollocking' from a magistrate, his encounter was written up in the regional newspaper and his partner may find out.

Mr Brennan said he had explained to his partner that 'it is what it is'

The man (pictured) who received a criminal conviction and a $700 fine after receiving oral sex on a train says he would not do it again

'She was pretty horny and ready to go. Toey as,' Mr Brennan said on Wednesday.

He declined to have sex with her - but when the woman started masturbating on the otherwise 'empty' train carriage they shared he decided he would let her perform oral sex instead.

No one was in the carriage during the late-morning service, he claimed, and the sexual encounter was over in a matter of minutes. 'As soon as the deed was done I was out of there and off.'

But the crime was all captured on train CCTV and staff were waiting on the platform when the train pulled in, the court reportedly heard.

'I didn't know they had cameras all throughout the train,' he said.

The woman was a bit younger than him, he said, but 'wasn't a good sort'. It's unclear whether she ever got in trouble for her lewd behaviour, something he finds outrageous. 'She was the one masturbating. If she didn't offer me nothing I wouldn't have fucking done it.'

Meantime, the magistrate 'wasn't happy' with him in court this week.

'He said I well and truly crossed the line. And that sort of behaviour can't be tolerated, which is understandable.'

Mr Brennan pointed out there was no one in the carriage at the time and 'you'd think the train guard would've said "good on ya, mate".'

He would not do it again- and has been placed on a 12 month good behaviour bond - but asked: 'How many f***ing men would have knocked it back?'

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Thursday, 29 March 2018 02:13 (eight months ago) Permalink

So when is he flying out to South Africa to join the rest of the Australian cricket team?

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 March 2018 07:23 (eight months ago) Permalink

shane really just tells it like it is

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 29 March 2018 11:05 (eight months ago) Permalink

"In other words, at least a dozen birds binged on alcoholic berries believed to be from a nearby bush. It caused them to crash into buildings and cars, or fall out of trees and die."

http://katv.com/news/local/several-birds-found-dead-after-consuming-alcoholic-berries

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 18:36 (eight months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

hell yeah dick fountains

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 18 May 2018 12:31 (six months ago) Permalink

It's not really local news if it's in the Guardian and not just the Aalborg Bugle.

Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 12:15 (six months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

One assailant put on a shirt belonging to the victim that said "Show me your taco" before the two fled across the Junction Bridge to North Little Rock, according to a police report.

pplains, Monday, 11 June 2018 20:48 (six months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Police: Killings of 2 found dead in Arkansas ordered by woman pretending to be member of carnival mafia

You'd think this would be a fun story to read, but it's not.

pplains, Thursday, 16 August 2018 16:25 (three months ago) Permalink

Lord

faculty w1fe (silby), Thursday, 16 August 2018 16:26 (three months ago) Permalink

Well, ok. There's this:

Under questioning by detectives, Fowler said he was ordered through text messages from Zaitchik to kill the Carpenters as an initiation into the carnival mafia...Before the interview with Fowler, detectives had discovered from examining Younger's cellphone that she had a Facebook page in the name of Frank Zaitchik, according to reports.

The kicker to this? Here is the Facebook page set up for ''Franklin Zaitchik''.

And here is a screenshot of the Facebook page for Frank Zaitshik, owner-operator of Wade Shows.

https://i.imgur.com/N6V1Ise.png

pplains, Thursday, 16 August 2018 16:41 (three months ago) Permalink

Wow, that is grim stuff. None of the articles I could find mentioned any sort of motive on Fowler's part for killing these two great-grandparents.

how's life, Thursday, 16 August 2018 17:57 (three months ago) Permalink

Sorry, on Younger's part.

how's life, Thursday, 16 August 2018 18:30 (three months ago) Permalink

Mississippi's getting a lottery, because poor people need to be the ones to pay for all that road/bridge repair.
http://www.djournal.com/news/nation-world/mississippi-lawmakers-approve-bill-to-create-a-state-lottery/article_15561adb-fede-5fd1-a9a6-cec3b8e499db.html

a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:28 (three months ago) Permalink

How are they going to play the lottery when they're already spending their money at the casino?

pplains, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:14 (three months ago) Permalink

They're just not losing fast enough.
https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2018/01/21/casino-revenues-fall-2-percent-mississippi-2017/1052316001/

State Revenue Department figures released this week show statewide revenue fell 2 percent for the year (2017) to .08 billion, down more than $40 million from 2016. December was better, with gamblers losing 76 million statewide, up 3 percent from 71 million in December 2016.

a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:56 (three months ago) Permalink

maybe you've heard local-to-me story of a cop who enters what she thought was her own apartment, then is confronted by the real tenant, then shoots him dead. nightmare stuff
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/09/us/amber-guyger-arrest-botham-shem-jean/index.html

rip van wanko, Monday, 10 September 2018 12:49 (three months ago) Permalink

so less than an hour from me, about a week ago, this lady is teaching her 15-year old how to drive, and being new to driving, she is slow to back out of the space, so this 57-year old asshole lays on the horn, so they both get out of the car. she's pregnant, and he gets in her face and is threatening to hit her after she calls him a dummy. then an armed cab driver comes up to protect her and the guy tries to play victim real fast.

and the one who gets threatening phone calls and their house vandalized after this video...is the mother?! That's probably the point where I should mention the aggressor was white, and the mother is Black, and this is Florida - and then it makes sense.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aPm4c_1536365329

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 September 2018 03:13 (two months ago) Permalink

I came out Sunday night to put the trash out, and I look over and he is bent over, winding up his hose...

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 September 2018 00:12 (two months ago) Permalink

The wet man was not happy

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:34 (two months ago) Permalink

Plainclothes police enter a shopping centre in a rural town, shoot a bird, and leave.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahryan/police-shooting-magpies-lismore

Stab my hinge, get hit (sic), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:39 (two months ago) Permalink

Sometimes there is a presentation of some sort of news, that is so beautiful, and so odd, that you don’t even want to find out any more information than you’ve been given. For me, this was one of those moments.

"When you’re going down the pendulous breasts fly up like wings," said one organizer of the Skywhale hot air balloon's newest journey. "It's really got a life to itself." https://t.co/JchEHcCp3V
— The New York Times (@nytimes) October 18, 2018

What I see and what I know is that there’s a hot air balloon, shaped like a whale—and for some reason, a reason I will must never find out—the whale has a toupee of skinny breasts dangling off either side, that apparently float upwards as the balloon descends. Australia, thank you for this gift.

My Gig: The Thin Beast (sic), Thursday, 18 October 2018 17:18 (one month ago) Permalink


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