a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis

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is he on a skateboard?

the late great, Monday, 22 July 2013 08:40 (four years ago) Permalink

amazing

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:05 (four years ago) Permalink

If I saw any of these bands swaggering down the street towards me I'd certainly piss myself... laughing

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:30 (four years ago) Permalink

(slight Walker Brothers vibe from that last one which slightly saves them though)

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:31 (four years ago) Permalink

Well look on the bright side, at least none of these bands will fall foul of a club's 'no trainers' rule. The 'no looking like a complete twonk' rule might be a problem however.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:36 (four years ago) Permalink

http://blog.ivonmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Kasabian.jpg

"Well, if you're going to be like that, we're going home!"

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:36 (four years ago) Permalink

sometime in 2033: "This is what your dodgy uncle looked like twenty years ago!"

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:37 (four years ago) Permalink

See, I did wonder if that first picture was those twunts Kasabian or just some twunts trying to look like Kasabian... and I still have no idea.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:38 (four years ago) Permalink

kubichek photo does not belong here

take that, bitterman (electricsound), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:42 (four years ago) Permalink

if i knew which one was which i could maybe agree but i can't spot any odd ones out

as i scrape further down the barrel i'm finding that the bottom-feeders usually have one guy who hasn't quite got the look down

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:46 (four years ago) Permalink

That last pic has somebody doing the look down.

xpost DAMN TIMING!

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:48 (four years ago) Permalink

lol beautiful

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:51 (four years ago) Permalink

RONNIE!!!!!

(lane)

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:52 (four years ago) Permalink

Ornamental scarf count so far: 7

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:53 (four years ago) Permalink

xxp who's that woman who looks like Rod Stewart?

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:53 (four years ago) Permalink

"Colossal, monolithic, gargantun are three adjectives that might begin to describe the swaggering sound of Scottish 5-piece Modern Faces"

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:54 (four years ago) Permalink

"Wop Man Gargan Tun"

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:56 (four years ago) Permalink

every band pictured here are better than the smiths tbh

mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 16:13 (four years ago) Permalink

the key to having the swagger of Oasis is looking like you huffed too much gas at some point in your life.

Poliopolice, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:13 (four years ago) Permalink

http://www.prettygreen.com/images/news/Last-Party-2.jpg

piscesx, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:28 (four years ago) Permalink

no way do The Last Shadow Puppets belong here.

piscesx, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:28 (four years ago) Permalink

for a while im like why are yall posting a bunch of pics of the same band and then i was like smh uk white ppl

neil degrasse (m bison), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:02 (four years ago) Permalink

Our music is easy to listen to, nothing complicated, just great, positive tunes, obviously influenced by core bands like the Beatles, Oasis, and the Stone Roses. But for me personally, we are all about the songs.

woof, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:06 (four years ago) Permalink

"Yea definitely, the industry’s a bit too squeaky clean, and has been for quite a bit now. Hopefully we can give it a kick up the arse. Especially with The Stones Rose(sic), and Noel Gallaghers new albums sort of taking off quite big, hopefully it will be a big surge and not just one band – a movement bringing guitar bands back. Hopefully we can be involved in that." Tom from The Modern Faces.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:34 (four years ago) Permalink

Every month is white guitar band history month

click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:38 (four years ago) Permalink

such a horrifying thread title.

scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:41 (four years ago) Permalink

sounds like a plan!

calzino, Saturday, 24 February 2018 11:02 (four months ago) Permalink

it's like a disease:
http://i.imgur.com/Ta7nwns.jpg

(otoh john lennon mccullagh seems to have vanished from the haunts the men) (i feel a bit sorry for him: he was just a kid and mcgree ruined everything for him)

mark s, Saturday, 24 February 2018 11:29 (four months ago) Permalink

ladies and gentlemen

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpfPmg9WcAAPOyq.jpg:large

smashong pumpgong (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 February 2018 19:08 (four months ago) Permalink

are there really bands in a similar vein as the Jam AND RHCP? If there are I do not want to hear them

― chr1sb3singer, Friday, February 23, 2018 7:08 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I do, because I like both bands and sure as hell can't imagine it.

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Sunday, 25 February 2018 19:21 (four months ago) Permalink

What I've got, you've got to give it to your mamma
What I've got, you've got to give it to your pappa
I've a little money and a take away curry

dorsalstop, Sunday, 25 February 2018 21:19 (four months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/ZTade0l.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:20 (four months ago) Permalink

It's the intellectual swagger of this fellow's brain that really takes the breath away, rather than his dazzling attire.

calzino, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:47 (four months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Is there a better place to put this? I could honestly stare at it for hours.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DauuD17X4AAMN9W.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 April 2018 21:57 (three months ago) Permalink

local councillors thread iirc

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 14 April 2018 22:00 (three months ago) Permalink

guy on the right looks like he's wandered in off a david lynch set

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Saturday, 14 April 2018 22:25 (three months ago) Permalink

I'm into it except for Wire's shades and the countryside backdrop.

everything, Saturday, 14 April 2018 22:30 (three months ago) Permalink

i’m into it except for the manics and the countryside backdrop

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 14 April 2018 22:32 (three months ago) Permalink

Nick, do you not know who he is? If not please tell us what kind of music you imagine these guys play, I cannot imagine what I would make of it.

Don't think they look much like local councillors, someone on twitter said "gritty new rural detective series"

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 April 2018 22:33 (three months ago) Permalink

There is a thread for bands in their later years doing serious photoshoots but I can't remember what it's called.

you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 April 2018 22:47 (three months ago) Permalink

Wasn't sure about Nicky's jacket button but then I noticed the little shoulder leaves and forgave him

you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 April 2018 22:49 (three months ago) Permalink

lol they are so hilarious and utterly humourless at the same time, is that a paradox?

calzino, Saturday, 14 April 2018 22:53 (three months ago) Permalink

Nick, do you not know who he is? If not please tell us what kind of music you imagine these guys play, I cannot imagine what I would make of

Oh I know who they are alright! Except they’re looking more like the manic street teachers these days. Except nicky wire who is just looks inexplicable really

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Saturday, 14 April 2018 23:18 (three months ago) Permalink

also belongs on the srs older artist thread

chilis=lyrics...hypocrits (sic), Sunday, 15 April 2018 00:31 (three months ago) Permalink

Who is that? Hanson?

chap, Sunday, 15 April 2018 14:07 (three months ago) Permalink

Arctic Monkeys (trying to look like Tindersticks)

StanM, Sunday, 15 April 2018 14:20 (three months ago) Permalink

Alex Turner at the front? Wouldn't have figured that out.

chap, Sunday, 15 April 2018 14:34 (three months ago) Permalink

The solution to "we're musicians but we're also adults now" is always jackets

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 15 April 2018 14:42 (three months ago) Permalink

It's taken me a few days but this is what that Arctic Monkeys photo reminds me of. pic.twitter.com/CLoTrtPvrw

— Andy Miller (@i_am_mill_i_am) April 10, 2018

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Sunday, 15 April 2018 15:12 (three months ago) Permalink

james dean bradfield looks like a child dressed as an adult, wrinkles pencilled on and talc in his hair

ogmor, Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:34 (three months ago) Permalink

http://ksassets.timeincuk.net/wp/uploads/sites/55/2012/04/1970DublinersPA100412.jpg

a mix between the Irish showband scene and Gaelic folk music with the stagger of Ronnie Drew. Sorry for thread abuse, but those suits the insipid venture scouts + Alarm tribute band are wearing make me hanker for the old pisshead tramp style suits that were much more de rigeur in the 20th century.

calzino, Sunday, 15 April 2018 22:04 (three months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARhk9K_mviE

this band must have come up in this thread, this stuff is abominable and quite possibly the worst shit i have ever heard

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 02:24 (two months ago) Permalink

Sounds like one of the token rock songs in Eurovision.

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 09:29 (two months ago) Permalink

That song/those people are awfully corny for sure but that is probably the best thing on this thread. It would be one of the better Eurovision rock songs in fact.

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 10:10 (two months ago) Permalink

i would like to politely demur but well done to them for pretending to drink Jack Daniels

look I'm sorry it was only a joke (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 10:25 (two months ago) Permalink

More like Queen and GnR with the swagger of the Black Crowes. Not actaully good, but I would agree a lot better than most of this bilge. A modicum of effort and imagination.

chap, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 10:38 (two months ago) Permalink

That's better.

chap, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 10:40 (two months ago) Permalink

Should do a poll for "least intimidating"

chap, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 10:42 (two months ago) Permalink

Dunno, that guy at the back in green with the blue hat looks like a gurning psychopath who kills people on the way hom from a rave

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 25 May 2018 06:51 (one month ago) Permalink

homE

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 25 May 2018 06:52 (one month ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://image.ibb.co/d5dExJ/mint.jpg

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Thursday, 5 July 2018 15:09 (one week ago) Permalink

is that two pretty green tshirts ffs

Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 July 2018 15:10 (one week ago) Permalink

https://image.ibb.co/kZhGcJ/vida.jpg

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Thursday, 5 July 2018 15:12 (one week ago) Permalink

That first one you posted looks more like "the swagger of Dodgy".

emil.y, Thursday, 5 July 2018 16:09 (one week ago) Permalink

bless the sunburn gang

Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 July 2018 16:22 (one week ago) Permalink

don't know who the open-shirt guy is two pics up but i think i've seen him selling shit cocktails in jars somewhere

Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 July 2018 16:25 (one week ago) Permalink

don't know who the open-shirt guy is two pics up but i think i've seen him selling shit cocktails in jars somewhere

― Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Thursday, July 5, 2018 11:25 AM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Gogol Bordello cosplay

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 July 2018 17:09 (one week ago) Permalink


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