a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis

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is he on a skateboard?

the late great, Monday, 22 July 2013 08:40 (five years ago) Permalink

amazing

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:05 (five years ago) Permalink

If I saw any of these bands swaggering down the street towards me I'd certainly piss myself... laughing

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:30 (five years ago) Permalink

(slight Walker Brothers vibe from that last one which slightly saves them though)

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:31 (five years ago) Permalink

Well look on the bright side, at least none of these bands will fall foul of a club's 'no trainers' rule. The 'no looking like a complete twonk' rule might be a problem however.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:36 (five years ago) Permalink

http://blog.ivonmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Kasabian.jpg

"Well, if you're going to be like that, we're going home!"

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:36 (five years ago) Permalink

sometime in 2033: "This is what your dodgy uncle looked like twenty years ago!"

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:37 (five years ago) Permalink

See, I did wonder if that first picture was those twunts Kasabian or just some twunts trying to look like Kasabian... and I still have no idea.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:38 (five years ago) Permalink

kubichek photo does not belong here

take that, bitterman (electricsound), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:42 (five years ago) Permalink

if i knew which one was which i could maybe agree but i can't spot any odd ones out

as i scrape further down the barrel i'm finding that the bottom-feeders usually have one guy who hasn't quite got the look down

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:46 (five years ago) Permalink

That last pic has somebody doing the look down.

xpost DAMN TIMING!

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:48 (five years ago) Permalink

lol beautiful

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:51 (five years ago) Permalink

RONNIE!!!!!

(lane)

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:52 (five years ago) Permalink

Ornamental scarf count so far: 7

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:53 (five years ago) Permalink

xxp who's that woman who looks like Rod Stewart?

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:53 (five years ago) Permalink

"Colossal, monolithic, gargantun are three adjectives that might begin to describe the swaggering sound of Scottish 5-piece Modern Faces"

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:54 (five years ago) Permalink

"Wop Man Gargan Tun"

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:56 (five years ago) Permalink

every band pictured here are better than the smiths tbh

mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 16:13 (five years ago) Permalink

the key to having the swagger of Oasis is looking like you huffed too much gas at some point in your life.

Poliopolice, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:13 (five years ago) Permalink

http://www.prettygreen.com/images/news/Last-Party-2.jpg

piscesx, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:28 (five years ago) Permalink

no way do The Last Shadow Puppets belong here.

piscesx, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:28 (five years ago) Permalink

for a while im like why are yall posting a bunch of pics of the same band and then i was like smh uk white ppl

neil degrasse (m bison), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:02 (five years ago) Permalink

Our music is easy to listen to, nothing complicated, just great, positive tunes, obviously influenced by core bands like the Beatles, Oasis, and the Stone Roses. But for me personally, we are all about the songs.

woof, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:06 (five years ago) Permalink

"Yea definitely, the industry’s a bit too squeaky clean, and has been for quite a bit now. Hopefully we can give it a kick up the arse. Especially with The Stones Rose(sic), and Noel Gallaghers new albums sort of taking off quite big, hopefully it will be a big surge and not just one band – a movement bringing guitar bands back. Hopefully we can be involved in that." Tom from The Modern Faces.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:34 (five years ago) Permalink

Every month is white guitar band history month

click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:38 (five years ago) Permalink

such a horrifying thread title.

scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:41 (five years ago) Permalink

That song/those people are awfully corny for sure but that is probably the best thing on this thread. It would be one of the better Eurovision rock songs in fact.

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 10:10 (nine months ago) Permalink

i would like to politely demur but well done to them for pretending to drink Jack Daniels

look I'm sorry it was only a joke (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 10:25 (nine months ago) Permalink

More like Queen and GnR with the swagger of the Black Crowes. Not actaully good, but I would agree a lot better than most of this bilge. A modicum of effort and imagination.

chap, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 10:38 (nine months ago) Permalink

That's better.

chap, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 10:40 (nine months ago) Permalink

Should do a poll for "least intimidating"

chap, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 10:42 (nine months ago) Permalink

Dunno, that guy at the back in green with the blue hat looks like a gurning psychopath who kills people on the way hom from a rave

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 25 May 2018 06:51 (eight months ago) Permalink

homE

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 25 May 2018 06:52 (eight months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://image.ibb.co/d5dExJ/mint.jpg

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Thursday, 5 July 2018 15:09 (seven months ago) Permalink

is that two pretty green tshirts ffs

Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 July 2018 15:10 (seven months ago) Permalink

https://image.ibb.co/kZhGcJ/vida.jpg

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Thursday, 5 July 2018 15:12 (seven months ago) Permalink

https://preview.ibb.co/gQ0VNJ/thescruff.jpg

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Thursday, 5 July 2018 15:23 (seven months ago) Permalink

https://image.ibb.co/dVquGd/sugarspun.jpg

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Thursday, 5 July 2018 15:37 (seven months ago) Permalink

That first one you posted looks more like "the swagger of Dodgy".

emil.y, Thursday, 5 July 2018 16:09 (seven months ago) Permalink

bless the sunburn gang

Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 July 2018 16:22 (seven months ago) Permalink

don't know who the open-shirt guy is two pics up but i think i've seen him selling shit cocktails in jars somewhere

Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 July 2018 16:25 (seven months ago) Permalink

don't know who the open-shirt guy is two pics up but i think i've seen him selling shit cocktails in jars somewhere

― Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Thursday, July 5, 2018 11:25 AM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Gogol Bordello cosplay

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 July 2018 17:09 (seven months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

atol

MaresNest, Friday, 3 August 2018 19:25 (six months ago) Permalink

yeesh

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 August 2018 19:38 (six months ago) Permalink

cunts

Rogan Twort's highly portable product (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 August 2018 19:41 (six months ago) Permalink

From Ayrshire, of course.

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Friday, 3 August 2018 19:50 (six months ago) Permalink

well, yeah

Rogan Twort's highly portable product (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 August 2018 19:55 (six months ago) Permalink

hope the song is a cover of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcAMNYNz4Do

soref, Friday, 3 August 2018 23:43 (six months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Pretty Green is the official clothier of swagger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZK4nEeeLE8

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 October 2018 20:42 (four months ago) Permalink

There's a Sydney band called DMA's who are quite popular in Australia right now who clearly aim for this thread title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhkhuarqDGE

Their best songs are quite good though imo.

triggercut, Friday, 26 October 2018 12:05 (three months ago) Permalink

Someone has his beady eye on them, https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/02/dmas-thoughts-liam-gallagher-endorsement-uk-success-fcking-huge-man-7516234/.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 12:35 (three months ago) Permalink

Night of the Long Knives for alt-right Oasis tribute act The Rebellions

Happy to say after a setback due to P.C gone mad getting to a couple of the lads, The Rebellions will b back out and about very soon! New music, new sound, 2 new members and new energy!

— The Rebellions Official (@RebellionsThe) October 14, 2018

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 26 October 2018 12:52 (three months ago) Permalink

https://t.co/5ZyRVQOes3#FreeTommy The Rebellions - Tommy Don't Stop! Plz retweet.
Ultimate Tommy Robinson's Tune!

— The Rebellions Official (@RebellionsThe) July 30, 2018

Neil S, Friday, 26 October 2018 13:23 (three months ago) Permalink

I would not advise listening to that, it's fucking terrible and the lyrics are as bad as you would imagine

Neil S, Friday, 26 October 2018 13:33 (three months ago) Permalink

i like the bit where they call for him to be shot

the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 October 2018 13:39 (three months ago) Permalink

now let's try to keep reactionary monocultural idiot politics out of the swagger thread please

the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 October 2018 13:40 (three months ago) Permalink

Monocultural? But they like everything from the.... to the.... And erm.. the drummer might be a closet afrobeat fan.

calzino, Friday, 26 October 2018 14:01 (three months ago) Permalink

“The whole map of europe has been changed … but as the deluge subsides and the waters fall short we see the dreary swagger of fermanagh oasis and tyrone primal scream emerging once again” — bob marley

mark s, Friday, 26 October 2018 14:08 (three months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

A good Wellend can cheer me up for an entire week. That is almost too much of a good thing.

Have the Rams stopped screaming yet, Lloris? (Chinaski), Friday, 16 November 2018 20:24 (three months ago) Permalink

omg

calstars, Friday, 16 November 2018 20:51 (three months ago) Permalink

i have a friend who looks like this and I don't know why but he has to stop it

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 16 November 2018 21:04 (three months ago) Permalink

The Nonchangingmen

ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Friday, 16 November 2018 21:23 (three months ago) Permalink

I didn't know that was called a "Wellend". Where does that name come from?

JRN, Friday, 16 November 2018 21:25 (three months ago) Permalink

Paul Weller + bell end?

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Friday, 16 November 2018 21:28 (three months ago) Permalink

Chinaski is describing the type of sad middle-aged doofus who copy Paul Weller's style and probably opinions, not reporting a commonly-known name for a haircut, I think

but could be mistaken

Bing The Mighty Seat (sic), Friday, 16 November 2018 22:13 (three months ago) Permalink

I think the haircut is an essential element of Wellendry - along with the barely concealed rage and reactionary politics.

Have the Rams stopped screaming yet, Lloris? (Chinaski), Friday, 16 November 2018 22:21 (three months ago) Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsHsX_ZXoAAttUV.jpg

this cousin of Anne Boleyn died in the tower, and quite rightly so!

calzino, Friday, 16 November 2018 22:30 (three months ago) Permalink

#WellendWednesday double bubble and they're outside the Modfather shop. It doesn't get much spicier than this kids pic.twitter.com/NCNFxdmj1J

— Bruce Gorrie (@bsgorrie) November 28, 2018

The Fox in the Fedora (Neil S), Thursday, 29 November 2018 08:36 (two months ago) Permalink

holy shit

dude the new bond girl’s gonna be named ‘firehose o’piss’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 November 2018 09:38 (two months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/LaEGnpH.jpg

Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Sunday, 13 January 2019 19:01 (one month ago) Permalink


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