Show me some men who look like old lesbians!

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Question inspired by this really fancy blog about men who look like old lesbians, which basically made me laugh until I cried, but I know ILX can do even better.

Here's my rather predictable offering:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/Renebot/phantomparadise-03.jpg
Paul Williams

Tricksey Spinster, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

bernie
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/BernieEcclestoneAP_468x359.jpg

Thomas, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 08:56 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070910/helen_l.jpg

get bent, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

moar please, this is good thread

wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.courant.com/media/photo/2008-05/39290421.jpg

ledge, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

chris walla
http://www.filter-store.com/Images/artd/amg/music/bio/1120746_cw_200x200.jpg

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 27 May 2008 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Keith-Richards%5B1%5D.jpg

bingolola, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:53 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Keith-Richards%5B1%5D.jpg
oops. er, go the link.

bingolola, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 10:54 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/02/stones_wideweb__430x281.jpg

all but Ronnie, really.

Mark G, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/78088189-thumb.jpg

not beckham

Zeno, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link

It's predictable enough, I guess, but I like that Charlie somehow looks the youngest. :)

kenan, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link

want more!

bingolola, Thursday, 29 May 2008 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/8809/lb8d8f2e3deacf7f5006e63ke8.jpg

svend, Monday, 9 June 2008 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.designboom.com/eng/interview/brucesterling/01.jpg

mh, Thursday, 12 June 2008 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

i've been looking for shots of the drummer from the zero boys but can't find any that sufficiently capture his lesbianity.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 June 2008 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Props for the Bruce Sterling pic, mh.

Bodrick III, Thursday, 12 June 2008 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link

http://images.worldcupblog.org/www/steve%20nicol.jpg

dan m, Thursday, 12 June 2008 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/4/6/1/7/15117164-15117327-slarge.jpg

Eazy, Thursday, 12 June 2008 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link

http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/harold-bloom.jpg

Harold Bloom ftw

Eazy, Thursday, 12 June 2008 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I came here to post that Dana Carvey picture. SHAZBOT.

Lie Bot, Thursday, 12 June 2008 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

David Gordon Green:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/07/31/arts/03harr02_190.jpg

jaymc, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/5725/johnnydepphk5.jpg

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

http://i38.tinypic.com/2gx4r5w.jpg

Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 14:15 (twelve years ago) link

http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/resources/2007/08/miked083007.jpg

goole, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

sheeit

goole, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Willem-Dafoe.jpg
Willem Dafoe, perhaps. Or, rather, I saw an old dyke the other night who looked exactly like Willem Dafoe, so maybe my wires are all crossed.

robotsinlove, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

Abercrombie guy is the dickbag epicenter of the universe!

Dan I., Tuesday, 18 November 2008 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i44.tinypic.com/2dsxz7.jpg

yungblut, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

omg u guys http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/2008/12/john-darnielle.html

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10/Hammond_450x300.jpg

salsa shark, Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:39 (twelve years ago) link

http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2008/philippe_petit/philippe_petit_09.jpg

(of Man on Wire fame)

Alba, Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

rip gabbneb

sippin margaritas on the beach in my adidas (and what), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

It's just about a lack of eyebrows, isn't it?

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

No lack here:

http://i38.tinypic.com/2gx4r5w.jpg

Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

lol

While we're at it:
http://blogs.rockymountainnews.com/bridget/phil-spector-hair.jpg

invitation to rabies (╓abies), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 09:58 (twelve years ago) link

In the biopic of Spector's life and his trial, surely Al Pacino will play the starring role:

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/defamer/2009/02/al_pacino_300.jpg

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 10:34 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...
three months pass...

i thought that was clem burke from blondie for a sec there; clearly clem belongs here too

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Blondie+Panel+Ngh3ltVSM7Tl.jpg

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 13:49 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

Try that again. Poul Anderson:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A1zDriqb9jL._UX250_.jpg

Bashir-Worf Hypothesis (Leee), Friday, 5 May 2017 01:22 (four years ago) link

Kind of hate this thread because it's given me the fear that I will end up looking like an old lesbian.

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 5 May 2017 09:54 (four years ago) link

My son and I were watching a video of Paul McCartney performing at a R'n'R Hall of Fame ceremony. My son, who was 5 at the time, said "Daddy, sometimes people look like a boy AND a girl and it's a little confusing."

early rejecter, Friday, 5 May 2017 14:45 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...
one month passes...

This thread revive allows me the very rare privilege of posting a photograph of Ernest Moniz for the second time today.

http://s3-origin-images.politico.com/2013/04/09/130409_ernest_moniz_3_shinkle_605.jpg

Tone-Locrian (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 August 2017 19:37 (three years ago) link

Seriously, I'm obsessed with how many moods Moniz has. SO MANY MOODS.

https://c.o0bg.com/rf/image_960w/Boston/2011-2020/2014/02/05/BostonGlobe.com/Metro/Images/Was8183851.jpg

Tone-Locrian (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 August 2017 19:39 (three years ago) link

wtf @ this thread

brimstead, Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:03 (three years ago) link

ahaha they look like gay women oh hahaha

brimstead, Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:04 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLJUkdjW4AAv0vw.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 2 October 2017 19:03 (three years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/Jayb0Bn.jpg

Haribo Hancock (sic), Thursday, 18 January 2018 08:02 (three years ago) link

How is this thread not teeming with recent pics of Ron and Russell Mael

very stabbable gaius (wins), Thursday, 18 January 2018 11:19 (three years ago) link

Bono has a beard btw.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 January 2018 11:20 (three years ago) link

so do some old women.

Haribo Hancock (sic), Thursday, 18 January 2018 11:37 (three years ago) link

checkmate

grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:08 (three years ago) link

Esp. old lesbians, knowhorrimean, eh, eh, missus?

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:29 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

Lovely photo of my aunt and her partner of 12 years :) pic.twitter.com/7A5HJJsa60

— Mr. To Damn Good (@FamousCeleb) August 13, 2018

na (NA), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 17:13 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

UK's worst* journalist, james ball

*joint? w/helen lewis

||||||||, Sunday, 4 November 2018 13:02 (two years ago) link

Best frying pans in the business come from the folks at @stargazeriron. I (Olga) cook everything in this pan. Holidays are coming up. You know what to get. pic.twitter.com/OYuhmXrMkf

— Adam Carolla (@adamcarolla) November 14, 2018

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 20:20 (two years ago) link

Those lips have never touched a clit in their existence.

Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 20:32 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

Chris Addison on University Challenge as we speak.

Dan Worsley, Friday, 28 December 2018 20:05 (two years ago) link

two months pass...
three weeks pass...

Oh for a preview button

https://i.imgur.com/2BCkYUx.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 26 April 2019 08:24 (two years ago) link

http://i68.tinypic.com/14y5u0o.png

lumen (esby), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:23 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...
one year passes...

yes, this thread sucks. yes, Kyle Rittenhouse looks like an old lesbian. no, there's nothing wrong with that

https://i.imgur.com/r3SUBTl.jpg

the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 28 August 2020 03:08 (eleven months ago) link

two months pass...

look me in the eyes and tell me this isn’t a lesbian couple named, like, ellis (54) and emily (31) whom you meet at the farmer’s market in line for beeswax candles with their rescue mutt https://t.co/IkPCYUV9C9

— Yash 🍂 (@yashwinacanter) November 13, 2020

... (Eazy), Saturday, 14 November 2020 01:11 (eight months ago) link

ellis can sure pull em

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Saturday, 14 November 2020 01:22 (eight months ago) link

that sure looks like a "socially distanced conversation" to me

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 14 November 2020 03:12 (eight months ago) link

always kinda thought Eli Whitney (of Cotton Gin fame) looked sort of like a lesbian-style woman

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 14 November 2020 03:30 (eight months ago) link

Worst thing about beeswax candles is having to wait in line to buy them.

everything, Saturday, 14 November 2020 06:29 (eight months ago) link

that sure looks like a "socially distanced conversation" to me


idk man swift’s draping arm is doing some pretty radical things there. (maybe even deliberately?) odd pic for the pitch as you say

Fizzles, Saturday, 14 November 2020 08:35 (eight months ago) link

seven months pass...

Jared Leto looks like he's about to explain an awesome new job opportunity where you can work from home part-time selling essential oils making $100,000 a year #ufc264 pic.twitter.com/C7nQthIvN9

— 🍺𝙆𝙀𝙂🍺 ➐ (@_KEG_) July 11, 2021

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 11 July 2021 03:43 (two weeks ago) link

He looks like babylon zoo

Deflatormouse, Sunday, 11 July 2021 05:04 (two weeks ago) link

You know we’ve been at this a while when Johnny Knoxville qualifies.

no one yell at me, but when I first saw this pic I thought it was Eileen Myles pic.twitter.com/XvHmGhPkWx

— Leigh Cowart (@voraciousbrain) July 20, 2021

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 19:31 (one week ago) link


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