keep the meme alive: Pippa's Arse

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It's been two weeks and the meme still won't die (belgian newspaper, today, May 13 2011 : "Pippa's bottom causes marital problems"), can we replace band names or album/song names with this apparently immortal meme?

Big In Japan: Pippa's Arse

Pippa's Arse: Smells Like Teen Spirit

Pippa's Arse Live On Two Legs

Pippa's Arse - Master Of Puppets (cover photo: with the bridesmaids)

Pippa's Arse - Unknown Pleasures

Pippa's Arse - Never Mind The Bollocks (on her fiancé)

StanM, Friday, 13 May 2011 04:13 (six years ago) Permalink

What the fuck are you even babbling about?

laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:16 (six years ago) Permalink

she's a rich celebrity, right? like paris hilton?

always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:18 (six years ago) Permalink

are we talking about the "british ppl aren't funny" meme?

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 May 2011 04:18 (six years ago) Permalink

*expresses incredulity, scorn*

funperson (Lamp), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:20 (six years ago) Permalink

OI MATES SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRD IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIES, I"M GONNA MAKE ME A 'ORRIBLE POST ABOUT IT TO ME ILXOR CHUMS, ALSO BLOOD SAUSAGE IS DELICIOUS

laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:22 (six years ago) Permalink

i kinda want 2 start a zeitgeist capturing thread abt how disdainfully shouting something in a 'funnie voice' is the stupidest & most played way of mocking something but

funperson (Lamp), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:27 (six years ago) Permalink

according to google, "arse" is european slang for vagina part #traveltips

always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:35 (six years ago) Permalink

wikipedia says

Philippa Charlotte "Pippa" Middleton (born 6 September 1983)[1] is an English party planner, socialite and http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/5713/berneydidnotread.gif

laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:38 (six years ago) Permalink

go down on my knees and ask that gif to marry

always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:41 (six years ago) Permalink

she's really not all that. i also imagine she'd be the most boring person on earth. people are weird.

reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Friday, 13 May 2011 07:47 (six years ago) Permalink

Oh. Okay then.

StanM, Friday, 13 May 2011 07:50 (six years ago) Permalink

Every, I mean EVERY celebrity gossip magazine had her gaunt puffy-eyed grin slapped on the front cover in WHSmith yesterday. Sometimes you just wanna slap people.

Devil Mo (dog latin), Friday, 13 May 2011 09:03 (six years ago) Permalink

I don't see why it's so awful to start a thread about Britishes matters, when there are tons of threads that are only relevant to the American posters.

Tuomas, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:18 (six years ago) Permalink

This thread is Belgian though

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 09:19 (six years ago) Permalink

this isn't relevant to british posters either

lex pretend, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:19 (six years ago) Permalink

Or music.

Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:21 (six years ago) Permalink

kind of amazed that people who can spend 1000s of posts debating whether calling people rude words is actually kinda empowering are upset about this thread, even with its admittedly awful first post

underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, 13 May 2011 09:21 (six years ago) Permalink

It's somewhat ranshackle, should be on ILE, and also is that "Didn't read" gif a new 'substitute for the word xxxx' type thing?

Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:23 (six years ago) Permalink

ttp://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/05/13/pippa-middleton-driver-s-other-half-daubs-is-pippa-s-bum-still-better-than-mine-on-motor-115875-23126351/

Per Yngve's having his brain out (MaresNest), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:55 (six years ago) Permalink

missed a bit.

Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:04 (six years ago) Permalink

god so bored of 'lol brits' sentiment. otoh also bored of the middletons

what is whiney's 'didn't read lol' gif actually from

thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:06 (six years ago) Permalink

I'm not sure Whiney knows where Belgium is actually.

Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:35 (six years ago) Permalink

he must do, they make buns and fries

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:52 (six years ago) Permalink

It was some high quality self-clowning on a "this thread is lame and Local Garda is British" tip.

Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:53 (six years ago) Permalink

OI MATES SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRD IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIES, I"M GONNA MAKE ME A 'ORRIBLE POST ABOUT IT TO ME ILXOR CHUMS, ALSO BLOOD SAUSAGE IS DELICIOUS

blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt.

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:55 (six years ago) Permalink

the Dick van Dyke voice always makes me laugh tbh

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:56 (six years ago) Permalink

"blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt" - don't remember this bit in Mary Poppins

immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:57 (six years ago) Permalink

xxpost otm. also asia iirc

just sayin, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:57 (six years ago) Permalink

Chimchiminee, chimchiminee, chim-chim-chi-runt

immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:58 (six years ago) Permalink

keep the meme alive

gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:59 (six years ago) Permalink

"As German Americans are one of the largest ancestral groups in the United States, foods like blood sausage (sometimes still called Blutwurst) are still eaten in the country, although often by older generations. Among other English-speaking North Americans, the consumption of British-style black pudding and similar dishes is largely confined to recent immigrants from Great Britain, Ireland, Australia, and so forth. This Old World tradition also continues with French Canadians and Cajuns (Acadians). Blood sausages are very difficult to find in American supermarkets, and are often made at home, especially by the older generations. In Wisconsin, Brussels and Sturgeon Bay are both home to local grocers who produce blood sausage, due to their large Belgian American populations. Supermarkets throughout Maine also carry locally produced blood pudding due to the state's large French Canadian population. In southeastern Michigan, Polish-style kiszka can be found in supermarkets throughout the year, but more so during Easter. This is largely due to the sizable Polish ancestry throughout the region.

An Italian-American version of black pudding in the San Francisco Bay area is called biroldo and has pine nuts, raisins, spices, pig snouts and is made using either pig’s or cow's blood.

Cajun boudin is a fresh sausage made with green onions, pork, livers (usually chicken), and rice. Pig's blood was sometimes added to produce boudin rouge, but this tradition became increasingly rare after the mid-twentieth century due to the decline of the boucherie (traditional communal butchering) and government health regulations. As a result, Cajun boudin is now usually made without blood.

In many areas of Latin America, morcilla is served. Morcilla is sometimes made with a filler of rice and/or onions, and seasoned with paprika and other spices. In Puerto Rico, it is made spicy-hot and served fried. In some countries of South America, morcilla is a traditional component of the asado, a regional mixed grill or barbecue meal. In Venezuela, morcilla is often served with parrilla (barbecue). Morcilla is also eaten inside a sandwich called "morcipán," especially in Argentina and other Río de la Plata countries; in Uruguay, although not in Argentina, a sweet and sour version including raisins and pine nuts is popular, some vendors even adding chocolate, caramelized orange peels, peanuts, and other dried fruits. Uruguayans usually are fond of sweet or salty morcilla, and most restaurants and supermarkets carry both versions. In Chile, it is called prieta. In Ecuador it is called salchicha. In Panama and Colombia, it is called morcilla, rellena or tubería negra, and is usually filled with rice. In Brazil, as in Portugal, morcela and chouriço de sangue are eaten. In Nicaragua, it is called "moronga".

In Guyana, the main ingredient in black pudding is cooked rice seasoned with herbs, such as thyme and basil. The rice is mixed with cow's blood, stuffed into cow's or pig's intestine, and boiled until firm. It is served as an appetizer or snack, often with any type of hot sauce, mild to hot, depending on preference and regional area.

In Suriname, black pudding is known by the Dutch name bloedworst, and white pudding by the also Dutch name vleesworst.

The Caribbean

In Antigua, rice pudding is a local delicacy and it is prepared the same way as black pudding. In the French Antilles boudin antillais is very popular, this being the French boudin noir with local Caribbean chili and other spices.

In Trinidad & Tobago, a version of black pudding heavily seasoned with local peppers is prepared from pig's blood. It is sold by local producers as a popular accompaniment to rolls of crusty hops bread.
[edit] Asia
Sundae, a Korean blood sausage.
Blood pudding (豬血糕) on a stick
Bami haeng ped in Chiang Mai, Thailand: wheat noodles with duck and pieces of "blood tofu"

Across Asia, various peoples create foods from congealed animal blood. Most of these foods do not have casing and might be considered a version of sliced sausage. In the Chinese cultures, whole coagulated blood is fried or steamed as a snack or cooked in a hot pot. In Mainland China, "blood tofu" (Chinese: 血豆腐; pinyin: xiě dòufǔ), or "red tofu" (Chinese: 红豆腐; pinyin: hóng dòufǔ), is most often made with pig's or duck's blood, although chicken's or cow's blood may also be used. Like the above dishes, this has no casing but is simply cut into rectangular pieces and cooked. In the Northeast China, the "blood sausage" is a traditional food which is cooked with sheep or goat blood. In resource-poor Tibet, congealed yak's blood is a traditional food.[1][2] In Hong Kong, the dish is only made with pig's blood and simply called "pig red" (traditional Chinese: 豬紅). In Taiwan, pig's blood cake (traditional Chinese: 豬血糕; pinyin: zhū xiě gāo), made of pork blood and sticky rice is served on a popsicle stick is a very popular snack at local night markets in Taiwan.

In Tibetan cuisine, sausages or "gyurma" refer to blood sausages and are made with yak or sheep's blood which may or may not include either rice or roasted barley flour as filler. The sausage uses natural casing employing the use of yak or sheep's intestine.

A similar dish from the Philippines, dinuguan (from the word dugo meaning "blood") (pork-blood stew) is a stew consisting of diced beef or pork meat and organs with pig or cow blood simmered in a rich, spicy gravy of pig blood, garlic, chili and vinegar. Because the stew is thick and dark, the euphemism "chocolate meat" was coined. Dinuguan is often served with white rice or a Philippine rice cake called puto. A Philippine delicacy is known by its colloquial name, "betamax," which is—like the Chinese blood tofu—congealed chicken blood cut into cubes and then either fried or barbecued.

This dish, dinuguan, is also known in Java as saren, which is made with chicken's or pig's blood.

The majority of Korea's sundae (순대) can be categorized as blood sausage. The most common type of soondae is made of potato noodle (dangmyeon), barley, and pig's blood but some variants contain sesame leaves, green onion, fermented soy paste (doenjang), sweet rice, kimchi, bean sprouts, in addition to the common ingredients.

Vietnamese 'dồi tiết' (Northern) or 'dồi huyết' (Southern) is blood sausage, boiled or fried, made with pork blood, pork fat, basil.

In Thai cuisine sai krok lueat (Thai: ไส้กรอกเลือด) is a blood sausage (Thai: sai krok = sausage, Thai: lueat = blood), often served sliced and accompanied by a spicy dipping sauce. "Blood tofu" is simply called lueat (Thai: เลือด, blood) in Thailand. This can be used in many Thai dishes such as in noodle soups, Thai curries, or as an addition to certain rice dishes such as Khao man kai.
[edit] Europe

While the phrase "blood sausage" in English is understood in Britain, it is never used unless in the context of depicting foreign usage (e.g., in the story "The Name-Day" by Saki), or when describing similar blood-based sausages elsewhere in the world.

Black pudding in the United Kingdom is generally made from pork blood and a relatively high proportion of oatmeal; in the past it was occasionally flavoured with pennyroyal, differing from continental European versions in its relatively limited range of ingredients and reliance on oatmeal instead of onions to absorb the blood.[3] It can be eaten uncooked, but is often grilled, fried or boiled in its skin.

In the UK, black pudding is considered a delicacy in the Black Country, where it can trace its origins back hundreds of years.It is also but to a lesser extent, associated with Lancashire and particularly with the town of Bury, where it is usually boiled and served with malt vinegar out of paper wrapping.[4] In the remainder of the country, and especially in the south, it is usually served sliced and fried or grilled as part of a traditional full breakfast; it is also served this way in Ireland, New Zealand, and the Canadian provinces of Nova Scotia and Newfoundland and Labrador. The further addition of the similar white pudding is an important feature of the traditional Northumbrian, Scottish, Irish and Newfoundland breakfast.

Towns other than Dudley in the West Midlands noted for their black pudding include Bury, Clonakilty, County Cork in Ireland's south west, and Stornoway, Isle of Lewis off the west coast of Scotland.

Black and white pudding, as well as a third variant red pudding is served battered at chip shops in Scotland and England as an alternative to fish and chips."

Never heard of it as an alternative to fish and chips tho??? Unless they mean like a pizza being the alternative to a kebab...on the way home at 3am.

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:04 (six years ago) Permalink

"blood tofu"

thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:05 (six years ago) Permalink

i hate you

thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:06 (six years ago) Permalink

deep fried black pudding ftw.

Neil S, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:06 (six years ago) Permalink

As German Americans are one of the largest ancestral groups in the United States

The largest surely

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:08 (six years ago) Permalink

now feel like malicious edit to black pudding page

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:09 (six years ago) Permalink

"German Americans are citizens of the United States of German ancestry and comprise about 51 million people, or 17% of the U.S. population, the country's largest self-reported ancestral group."

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:11 (six years ago) Permalink

Black and white pudding, as well as a third variant red pudding is served battered at chip shops in Scotland and England as an alternative to fish and chips.

In some parts of Ireland, notably Cork and Kerry, a yellow or green pudding can be served which is made using goats cheese and turmeric.

lol hmm which could be false here

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:11 (six years ago) Permalink

Feel like a lengthy discussion of blood sausage is the only appropriate way to go.

Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:26 (six years ago) Permalink

not a huge fan of the spanish ones myself...a bit heavy on the cumin

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:28 (six years ago) Permalink

wonder how many ppl have been confused by 'red tofu'

just sayin, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:29 (six years ago) Permalink

it's not like American posters would be cheering on a bad ILM comedy thread called "keep the meme alive: Kim Kardashian's Ass"

some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:32 (six years ago) Permalink

Let's face it, you Americans and you Belgians have so much in common, so much shared history, yet you just can't get along

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:35 (six years ago) Permalink

it's not like American posters would be cheering on a bad ILM comedy thread called "keep the meme alive: Kim Kardashian's Ass"

Erm...

Alicia Key's Ass

Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:36 (six years ago) Permalink

that was on ILE, also where's the cheering

some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:40 (six years ago) Permalink

Anyway the point is that this IS a totally lame subject for a thread and yet STILL Whiney has managed to turn people in vague sheepish supporters with a prime demonstration of why he's unfunny and everybody hates him. Whiney, I know you get distressed and bewildered when people reference cultural contexts other than yours but it was an image that was shown to billions of people around the world.

Enough of this shit on our blood sausages of the world thread, anyway.

Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:40 (six years ago) Permalink

American booty culture

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Monday, 29 December 2014 20:08 (two years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/H7mJ014.jpg

Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 December 2014 20:15 (two years ago) Permalink

Rear-End Critics' Lists 2014

bife claro (wins), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 09:52 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Men-don-t-fancy-skinny-girls-like-hourglass-figure-Woman-world-s-largest-bottom-says-fat-fabulous.html

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 17:45 (two years ago) Permalink

lol

Luis Brañuel - Bell de Jour (wins), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:42 (two years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

OI MEMBA BURIAL WAS SOME BLOKE INNA HOODIE INNIT

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 10:27 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

savvinesslessness (map), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:31 (eleven months ago) Permalink

better times

nashwan, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 21:32 (eleven months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTr4K5Dg1_A

ogmor, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:14 (eleven months ago) Permalink

it me

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 23:18 (eleven months ago) Permalink

i was keeping the meme alive in the election thread but i think some ppl didn't even know the meme
ilx failed to keep the meme alive

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:17 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Whiney getting SB'd for this is about like capturing Capone for tax evasion.

― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, May 13, 2011 11:15 AM (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 01:33 (eleven months ago) Permalink

whatever happened to jon via chi? Is there a 3.0 now?

sarahell, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:48 (eleven months ago) Permalink

sad that Whiney's "lol didn't read" GIF is gone now :(

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:32 (eleven months ago) Permalink


Chimchiminee, chimchiminee, chim-chim-chi-runt

― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, May 13, 2011 7:58 AM (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

slept-on post

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 12:02 (eleven months ago) Permalink

hahahaha omg, thank you xpost

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 13:23 (eleven months ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

rip

spud called maris (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:04 (four months ago) Permalink

OI SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRD IS TYING THE KNOTSY-WOTSY

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:06 (four months ago) Permalink

I don't see why it's so awful to start a thread about Britishes matters, when there are tons of threads that are only relevant to the American posters.

― Tuomas, Friday, May 13, 2011 5:18 AM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Treeship, Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:09 (four months ago) Permalink

will ILM have moved forward, done the work and fought like fuck to keep the meme alive?

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:28 (four months ago) Permalink

big bottom birdy ridin dirty

― bnw, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:24 PM

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:48 (four months ago) Permalink

I don't see why it's so awful to start a thread about Britishes matters, when there are tons of threads that are only relevant to the American posters.

― Tuomas, Friday, May 13, 2011 5:18 AM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tuomas & treeship otm, the first handful of posts itt are some of the sulkiest shit i've ever seen on ilx

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:13 (four months ago) Permalink

six years is a long time, everyone's different now, but still

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:15 (four months ago) Permalink

figure that there's a world of difference between calling someone an asshole, and calling someone an arsehole

Shat Parp (dog latin), Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:21 (four months ago) Permalink

Pippa's Arse: In the Air Tonight

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:25 (four months ago) Permalink

the best part of this thread is when whiney says I'm one of the most widely beloved poster on this board and then nrq says ironic coming from the most banned poster and then whiney gets sb'd

flopson, Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:27 (four months ago) Permalink

I haven't trust UK media ever since they said Pippa Middleton had batty

— CHECK MY LIKES (@3HunnanSosa) March 2, 2015

calzino, Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:31 (four months ago) Permalink

lol otm

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:32 (four months ago) Permalink

Thread revive worth it for discovering this:

Sundae, a Korean blood sausage

Sundae, bloody sundae...

― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Friday, May 13, 2011 4:14 PM (six years ago)

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:43 (four months ago) Permalink

i wasn't co-signing tuomas's post btw. i hate the royal family and everything associated with it, including that show the crown

Treeship, Saturday, 20 May 2017 23:35 (four months ago) Permalink

The crown
Thats the shit i dont like

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 May 2017 03:00 (four months ago) Permalink

chief keef doesn't watch the crown either

Treeship, Sunday, 21 May 2017 03:29 (four months ago) Permalink

tbh every time the meme is invoked I end up staring at some daily mail pippa's bum picture trying to figure out what they're seeing in that posterior. I guess I don't understand british anatomy

mh, Sunday, 21 May 2017 03:55 (four months ago) Permalink

When it comes to blood sausage, you just have to eat it.

the ghost of markers, Sunday, 21 May 2017 04:14 (four months ago) Permalink

Same goes for arse

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 May 2017 04:15 (four months ago) Permalink

i'm the type of guy who says, "black pudding is delicious."

― The Reverend Sun Myung Goon (Pillbox), Friday, May 13, 2011 7:44 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ posts which have established a permanent residence

“Yeah. Huh, thanks.” (los blue jeans), Sunday, 21 May 2017 04:21 (four months ago) Permalink

lol that's a classic

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 May 2017 21:16 (three months ago) Permalink

great thread

k3vin k., Monday, 22 May 2017 21:20 (three months ago) Permalink

one month passes...
one month passes...

A British farmer thanked firefighters who rescued a litter of piglets and two sows from a barn fire in February by giving them sausages made out of the animals, according to local reports.

sansa riff (sarahell), Thursday, 24 August 2017 01:48 (four weeks ago) Permalink

There is a follow up story about PETA sending batches of Linda McCartney veggie sausages as a punishment to the firefighters.

calzino, Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:10 (four weeks ago) Permalink

I mean, Linda McCartney sausages are quite nice, better than many actual sausages, so...

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:30 (four weeks ago) Permalink

pippa's arsages

mark s, Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:33 (four weeks ago) Permalink

i will never log off

mark s, Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:33 (four weeks ago) Permalink

I mean, Linda McCartney sausages are quite nice, better than many actual sausages, so...

fp'd

Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:36 (four weeks ago) Permalink

amongst all the awards programs should be a new "pissing off wankers like Morrissey" category, for these heroes.

calzino, Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:42 (four weeks ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

So much to enjoy in this thread.

the article don, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 21:11 (one week ago) Permalink

blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt.

kills me every time

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 23:14 (one week ago) Permalink

Keep imagining it in Dixzy Rascal's voice

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 23:30 (one week ago) Permalink


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