Alicia Key's Ass

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bigem?

Latham Green, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link

pics or didnt happen

Alf, Lord Melmacsyn (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i37.tinypic.com/2q8t2z4.jpg

bnw, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link

children become overwhelmed with emotion at events featuring large reptiles and/or alicia keys ass

five minutes of iguana time (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link

thread disappoints.

ian, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link

seriously

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:34 (fourteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3107/2411862666_6839ae860a.jpg

Latham Green, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:39 (fourteen years ago) link

thread delivers

peed on tree (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link

You have no idea how many times we're talking about some pop star on ILM and I'm thinking "Can we please address the pink elephant in the room and just talk about this person's ass?" All this beating around the bush talking about b-sides and demos, you know?

Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:51 (fourteen years ago) link

we cannot hold back ass from the eyes of the gods

Latham Green, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:51 (fourteen years ago) link

b-sides

SMH (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:03 (fourteen years ago) link

it's all innuendo.

Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Alecia can i have your ass' email why because it look intersting

StanM, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link

demos?

SMH (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:32 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztdE3HANKkE

Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:06 am Post subject:

A nice booty will have a man calling a girl day and night bc he can't stop thinking about that booty. A nice booty is almost like a drug bc it will have you do things that you've thought about doing. I m a huge fan of the booty. A nice booty will make a man forget that a girl's sucks.

five minutes of iguana time (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I seen your a-side, now I want the b-side baby
ain't no demo, gonna plow the floor with yo four tracks
unreleased tracks hidden in your cracks
gonna release everything in spurts
compilations on you till it hurts
me
repackage my member and return to sender
your fanclub application

Latham Green, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Reader

03-07-08 - 09:07

More more more ass we are all addicted to ass

clotpoll, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:48 (fourteen years ago) link

otm

fel (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:54 (fourteen years ago) link

she is kinda weird looking huh?
http://www.takethisserious.com/wp-content/uploads/alicia-keys-fit-grey-dress-the-late-show.jpg

ian, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:01 (fourteen years ago) link

dude behind her doesn't seem to think so.

fel (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link

he's got his eyes on the "bottom line" if you get what i'm saying.

fel (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:03 (fourteen years ago) link

that is the most unflattering dress I've ever seen.

akm, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:25 (fourteen years ago) link

agreed

ian, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:29 (fourteen years ago) link

she looks like a cheeky girl in tht pic

coz (webinar), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:50 (fourteen years ago) link

The ass in that dress I mean.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:03 (fourteen years ago) link

She's really pretty but that dress is extremely unflattering for her body type.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

hah! someone showed me that pic a few montsh ago and i was like 'uhhh that is not hot'

i think it's a girl thing.

tehresa, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:14 (fourteen years ago) link

it turns her boobs into cupcakes

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:15 (fourteen years ago) link

happy to see she's wearing underwear

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:21 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost
You say that like cupcakes are bad :-(

StanM, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

*snap*

http://image.skins.be/763825/alicia-keys-290408-lateshow-42/

StanM, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Her ass is the only flattering thing about her, and thankfully I rarely see it.

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

she looks dum in that pict

Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Dum?

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

pronounced phonetically. lit. "she looks like a dim bulb"

Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

h8 you guys

hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

this thread should be a celebration

hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

seriously

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I agree, a total celebration.

Bill Magill, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Ok, here's a celebratorily embiggened version of Latham's thread delivering pic:

http://i49.tinypic.com/2sany88.jpg

StanM, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

really really good thread

69, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link

http://blog.singersroom.com/celebs/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/alicia_keys.jpg

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

it turns her boobs into cupcakes

― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 5:15 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark

lolllll <3 u js

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

sigh. some stuff i just cannot get away with photoshopping at work.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Please, please, lets keep Karl Malone and Michael Jordan out of this discussion about Alicia Key's bottom.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link

ratio is fine, but needs careful flattery - many l's are nag

a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i38.tinypic.com/21x6jd.jpg

velko, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf kinda thread is this that AK's "dimensions are all grotesque"

dan me, perryhole (some dude), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link

a thread that tells it straight up just like it is, no holds barred, no punches pulled

iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link

like going to thanksgiving and telling grandma her ham is diseased

a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:02 (fourteen years ago) link

and that the dressing on her turkey makes its breasts look like cupcakes

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:04 (fourteen years ago) link

you tellin me you're one of those cretins who wouldn't tell their own grandma that her ham just sucks? and just leave her to embarass herself in front of all her friends and family? sorry man but that's just cold

iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

unlike you i actually love my grandma. i would actually take her aside and tell her. you know, like a GENTLEMAN? maybe you've heard of them in your books

iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Grandma, these cupcakes you've baked remind me of - er, nevermind. Om nom nom.

StanM, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link

There's not an angle on Keys. She's all round, soft and mushy.

calstars, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link

what part of OM NOM NOM do you not understand

a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I think she's eating SNOWPEAS

calstars, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link

this thread has made me happy

Bob Dylan would so love to mate with her but he can't
even Dylan can't have those cupcakes and that sucking ass

Latham Green, Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link

huh?

Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link

apple bottom suckling tree

Latham Green, Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link

great conversation in here, damn. just gonna state the obvious and say cupcake boobs are not a good look, can we not front on this please?

no idea on this track let the boring begin (k3vin k.), Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link

haha i love how kevin k is doing this new thing of, like, "im laying down some groundrules here" or "im putting my foot down" as if he is some kind of respectable ilxor that is in charge of something

Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:12 (fourteen years ago) link

he's right tho

tehresa, Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link

hes almost always wrong, this is just a lucky one-off

Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link

he did the same thing over fleetwood (max) iirc

Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link

oh fleetwood is like hallowed ground - link plz?

tehresa, Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link

"Mick Fleetwood's Ass" - 0 results.

StanM, Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:23 (fourteen years ago) link

cupcake boobs are not the end of the world - compare with tube socks

a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Wait, who is Kevin K on this thread?

Alicia Keys' boobs look fine in that picture where she's sucking on snow peas.

And who said she was a homophobe? Anyway, I like AK better than Beyonce. Music and everything.

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:38 (fourteen years ago) link

(Like ass and boobs and stuff.)

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:38 (fourteen years ago) link

ham on thanksgiving most savage keys ass etc

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:49 (fourteen years ago) link

"savage keys ass" = clues scrawled on reverse of cookie fortune found in pocket of dead monk heralding wicked apocalypse

a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:55 (fourteen years ago) link

srsly if anyone tried serve me ham on thanksgiving id flip the fuck out - by the same token alicia keys ass is not any sort of great

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:58 (fourteen years ago) link

You'd flip out for being served ham.

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:02 (fourteen years ago) link

im sorry for understanding what to serve on thanksgiving and abt the quality of celebrity ass

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:03 (fourteen years ago) link

You're sorry for understanding what to serve on Thanksgiving and about the quality of celebrity ass.

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:04 (fourteen years ago) link

understanding who needs sb too

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:05 (fourteen years ago) link

You're understanding who needs sb too.

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:06 (fourteen years ago) link

it is u

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:07 (fourteen years ago) link

It is me.

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link

cool glad were clear on all that.

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:10 (fourteen years ago) link

holiday treat

a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:11 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9182/alicia.jpg

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Cool, you are glad we are clear on that.

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:12 (fourteen years ago) link

kid's got the right attitude

a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

surely we cherish the ladies

Latham Green, Sunday, 6 December 2009 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

~this~ guy

iiiijjjj, Sunday, 6 December 2009 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link

aw someone posted feral boy from Road Warrior! Love that kid!

sarahel, Sunday, 6 December 2009 02:50 (fourteen years ago) link

you guys see the ass on that one? yeaw!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 6 December 2009 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/slideshow?id=6735896

yay

Latham Green, Monday, 15 February 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

four years pass...

where for art that

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link


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