both ledge's and emil.y's came into my head before they posted it, lol....
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link
y'all gon make me lose my phoneup in hereup in here
I've been thinking about starting a thread similar to this which is just 'songs you sing to your cat', as every time I feed my boy shrimp & plaice wet food I sing him "I'm gonna feed you shrimp and plaice, gonna stuff it in your face" or similar (usually Prodigy version rather than Max Romeo tbh). Also lots of songs modified to be about his fluff.
― emil.y, Friday, 4 September 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link
Phone/keys, it is you I'm looking for...
For the cat, it's 'I'm going to feed you Norman, I'm going to feed you, yes I am!' He looks at me like I'm a dick, of course,
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 4 September 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link
"ain't no food dish high enough"
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link
anyone incorporating wet ass pussy into their songs for cat repertoire?
― sarahell, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link
Ha, not yet!
― emil.y, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link
my best friend has a cat with a big butt and she used to shout DUMPTRUCK at her, and then that word made her boyfriend and I to break into the Thong Song, before stopping once we remembered we were singing it about a cat
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link
I'm pretty sure I've sung "let me see that fluff, Albyyyy, that fluff fluff-fluff fluff-fluff" at my cat.
― emil.y, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link
lol
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:52 (three years ago) link
awwwwwww Alby!
― sarahell, Friday, 4 September 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link
Furtado phone search will likely enter my repertory, thank you.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 4 September 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link
I have no clear idea why but every time I read the new US politics thread title I think:
People that you've never heard of, people that are in the dark shadowsAll entrances delivered, courtesy of winter
― Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 September 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link
(to the tune of "You Get What You Give")
Fashion shoots with Beck and HansonMurder rap to keep you dancin'With a crime record like Charles MansonCome around we'll kick your ass in
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
WE DIDN'T START THE FIYAH!
― tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link
always love how that song reduces weighty historic moments as 2 second soundbytes
if he was describing the last year, it'd be
Contentious election yearGlobal pandemic is hereAngry streets, police beatsQAnon is hot
― Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link
'vid nineteenon the scenewhat else do I HOOS to steen?
(should probably be in Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics)
― tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link
The famous COVID-era phenomenon of Bad Hands (when you’ve touched something from outside of your home and need to wash your hands before doing anything else)— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) August 28, 2020
saw this tweet, and now every time i go too long without sanitizing i hear springsteen scream "BAD HANDS, you gotta live it everyday!"
― ptah el dude (voodoo chili), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link
I have no clear idea why but every time I read the new US politics thread title I think:People that you've never heard of, people that are in the dark shadowsAll entrances delivered, courtesy of winter
― syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 4 September 2020 21:29 (three years ago) link
every time I see the name Ted Danson I think of Elvis Costello's "No Dancing" and what it would be like if the lyrics were all about Ted Danson
― frogbs, Friday, 4 September 2020 21:32 (three years ago) link
Whenever I see an Imperial IPA, the Unrest song plays in my head.
― “Pizza House!” (morrisp), Saturday, 5 September 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link
but iiii don't feel like Dansonno sir, no Danson for me
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link
also, xpost: I only know a couple of Unrest songs, am working off West Coast Love Affair and coming up with "i'll meet you IPA..... I'll drink you, IPA"
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:18 (three years ago) link
haha, that would be better actually
― “Pizza House!” (morrisp), Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link
had to drive co-worker to a meeting in suburbs that involved taking highway 238 ... i warned him I would get the Misfits stuck in my head ...
We're on 238We're on 238 ...
he was warned
― sarahell, Saturday, 5 September 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link
On a recent camping trip someone used a Jetboil to make coffee and I had Jet Boy, Jet Girl stuck in my head for quite a while.
― Lily Dale, Saturday, 5 September 2020 02:14 (three years ago) link
I absolutely do that with any number that ends with 38 My kid is hardcore into Pokémon lately and I get a bunch of their names set to tunes in my head. Besides the obvious Siouxsie pronunciation of pikachu, I hear Stevie Nicks or Gene Simmons saying “golduck woman” and Stephen Malamus yelling “not here babe...torchic!”
― joygoat, Saturday, 5 September 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link
My Bloody valentinedead rotting valentineyou made me rip out your heaaaaaaaaaaaaart
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 September 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link
Whoa, AntietamWe could make it together
― ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 September 2020 01:40 (three years ago) link
Gonna see the RonaGot a ticket for the Bay City Rona
― ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 September 2020 01:56 (three years ago) link
Don’t think I’ve ever looked at the menu of an Indian restaurant without singing “Vindaloo!” to the tune of ABBA’s “Waterloo.”
― Can Butch Vig not do "dynamimcs"? (morrisp), Saturday, 12 September 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link
totally owned by the actual lyrics of "I Just Wanna Have Something To Do" for me
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 12 September 2020 00:49 (three years ago) link
OTM
― ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 12 September 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link
Here’s your ticketHear the drummer get triptych
― ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 18 September 2020 00:08 (three years ago) link
Or substitute on the first line instead of you prefer
― ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 18 September 2020 02:43 (three years ago) link
whenever i see last posted by ilxor "One Eye Open" I get "I'm Not Losing Sleep" by Julian Cope stuck in my head for at least 30 minutes
― sarahell, Friday, 18 September 2020 05:38 (three years ago) link
“Born Under Punches”/The Jerk“Take a look at these cans!”
― ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 September 2020 04:02 (three years ago) link
Lol, nice.
This is still a problem for me.
Various things get sandwiched into Hall & Oates' Maneater these days:
Whoa-oh here she comesWatch out boy, she'll raise your boatWhoa-oh here she comesShe's an airbladder
― 📺👁️ (peace, man), Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:16 (three years ago) link
Me dealing with a constipated dog that I was walking last week had an rewrite of the Shoop Shoop song in my head.
"Is it in the street?Oh no, that's just some sticksIs it by his feet?Oh no, that's melted TwixIf you wanna noThe dogg didn't goIt's still in his butt"
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 September 2020 13:35 (three years ago) link
oh my God, that's super-relevant to my life right now.
― 📺👁️ (peace, man), Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link
*ugly kid joe voice* "10 things I still hate about you!"
(needs a "still" to work, in my head)
― swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link
We watch a lot of Dodger games in my house and whenever Kike Hernandez comes to bat my wife sings “Kike, do you love me?”
― sctttnnnt (pgwp), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link
it's a good day for you to learn alt-0233
― Thoia Thoing, Maryland (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 September 2020 02:24 (three years ago) link
Ha - sorry. Kee-kay.
― sctttnnnt (pgwp), Sunday, 27 September 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link
I read right past that and wondered why he was coming to beat your wife.
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 27 September 2020 03:32 (three years ago) link
"It's your turn..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LED83F8tW10
― calstars, Sunday, 27 September 2020 10:59 (three years ago) link
I was vaguely thinking of making spaghetti carbonara for dinner.
Now my head is like, "going to carbonara in my mind."
Can't you see the bacon
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link
lolin my mouth, it's paaasta carbonaara
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link
Someone in my social media orbit posted something about how the way to deal with pandemic isolation plus winter isolation is to "think like a Norwegian."
And of course we all went off on a long mental vacation singing that to the tune of "Walk Like an Egyptian."
― zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
“How I got COVID,” to the tune of “How I Got Over”
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 October 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link