Joan of Arc Guitar Duets: I absolutely cannot understand how this gets a 3.5

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Yes, I understand people at Pitchfork are not fans of Joan of Arc / Kinsella-dom in general...but I found this to be a really beautiful record. I had it on repeat for weeks. It's a basic but cool idea for a band who has been around as long as they have, and I just don't see the need for so much bile to be expelled every time they make a new record. Has anyone here actually listened to this record? And if so, justify the 3.5. Hearing about various writers' personal trainers really didn't provide much insight. I can't help but think that if this record was released by Califone on Perishable it would be in the Recommended category...and sonically, it definitely could have been.

bobby.lasers, Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

The Popism Backlash.

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

I don't know why they talk so much shit about Tim Kinsella in the first place. I was going to write a long post about the hypocrisy in labeling Gastr del Sol "esoteric" and "cerebral" Joan of Arc are "pretentious" (and I LOVE both of them), but fuck that. I just don't understand this time-honored tradition at Pitchfork of getting writers who have an axe to grind with Kinsella to write the JoA reviews. Am I over-reacting? I just find it hard to believe that such low scores could come from anything other than a deep-seated hatred of Tim Kinsella and all he stands for (err, thinly veiled homo-eroticism and occasionally cringe-worthy puns, I think).

And the snarky remark about the Cap'n Jazz CD being a guilty pleasure really pissed me off, too, because, hell, that album is absolutely incredible and I will brook no argument on the subject.

owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

cap'n jazz incredible OTM

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

xpost Yeah, and it was only 'hard to find' if you were a punkass Johnny-come-veryfuckinglately in the first place. Everyone I know has had that CD since high school. I still have mine.

Not particularlykeen on defending Kinsella, here, but I agree, that review is malicious for no apparent reason whatsoever.

ABCDEFJHIJK LOST!

Blibbedly Blobbedy Bloo (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

thanks for the link to your post scott...very enlightening...

bobby.lasers, Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

Still got mine. Agree about Tim Kinsella's indefensibility to an extent, but I will defend him from accusations of pretension. To paraphrase, of all things, the pitchfork review of "Rape Fantasy and Terror Sex," he's been on the obscure-literary-vaguely-homoerotic trip for way too long for assertions that he's a dilettante or poseur to really hold water. He's just organically weird; some people are, after all. No pretension about it.

owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

I am here to help!

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

I can't claim to have seen any Cap'n Jazz -- like "seen" in my hand -- until the comp came out. But then I really didn't spend the nineties browsing the new "emo/hardcore" section at the record store, so unless it accidentally got misfiled under "Spring Heel Jack" ...

I'm not sure why Kinsella offends so many people's precious/pretentious ("art-fag?") sensibilities, either. But I don't think there's anything necessarily missing in this review. It at least touches on the reasons this stuff is being dismissed -- "post-post-rock malaise ... academic John Faheyisms, clipped Michael Hedges and creaking repetitive self-indulgence that can be heard all the way in Currituck County." The "concept" of the review turns around into an actual meaningful criticism of the record -- the album is "exactly this insular, somnolent and unnecessary." Hogan's read on this seems pretty simple: "Ooo ahhh so Kinsella and his rock friends get together and noodle around on guitar, ooo ooo it's Ben Vida, big noodly whoop."

I don't know if that's accurate or not (haven't listened to this), but the "insight" seems reasonably spelled out on Hogan's end. (He's lucky he didn't do his time in Chicago a few years earlier than he did, back when every record was like "ooo ahh Fred Lonberg-Holm did a duet with Chad Taylor, ooo ooo it's Jim O'Rourke improvising with Ken Vandermark's roommate, oooo.")

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

NB I don't think he's "just organically weird" and unfairly assaulted for it -- he cultivates this stuff as a form of aggression, or at the very least he's learned to cultivate this stuff as a form of aggression. I don't think I've ever seen anyone get quite as much mileage out of being heckled as this guy: the last time I saw it happen he, umm, stopped the show (which was going horribly anyway) and stood on a stool singing Scott Walker songs to the heckler in a kinda "I'm taking off my pants now" / "Happy birthday Mr President" style.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

I give credit to the Pitchfork writers for including, on the reviews of the last three albums at least, long stretches of column space where there is no concept at all but a real, ingenuous description and evaluation of the sounds that are ON the record. Nonetheless, it does seem misrepresentative of Joan of Arc in general when the reviews are obviously written by people who don't like that kind of thing in the first place, no matter how well written. No Joan of Arc album is ever described as a disappointment; they're all uniformly, unsurprisngly, awful. Same old stuff.

nabisco: "organically weird" a remarkably poor choice of words. What I meant to say was that I can imagine him actually getting into and appreciating the stuff he writes into his songs (Debord, cummings, brel, walker, uhh... assata shakur, et al.), that his appreciation of various strands of the avant-garde is not some kind of disingenuous image he's created for himself. I could be wrong, of course. It's only my humble opinion.

I would KILL to see tim kinsella doing a scott walker covers set.

owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

But Owen, I don't think anyone's ever accused him of making up his shtick -- usually people just find it fucking annoying, whether he means it or not! I've never really seen anyone go into the levels on which they think of it as an irritating "act" and the levels on which they think of it as just an irritating guy.

And I'm not sure why you're "giving credit" to Pitchfork reviews for not using concepts, since reviews there have been limited to like one half-concept a week for the past couple years. Nevermind that the concept in this one actually turns out to be a workable self-deprecating metaphor about the album: "look, are you any more interested in Pitchfork-buddy insular noodling than Kinsella-buddy insular noodling?" I just like the in-Chicago quality of referring to something as "Brown-line-paced."

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

bobby .lasers, i wouldn't feel too mystified by that review. this is the same website that labelled source tags & codes a 10.0, and thinks the arcade fire's debut is exceptional somehow. there are a lot of sets of rightfully self-serious experimental musicians in chicago older than the pitchfork people--the tortoises, the perishables, the blues and jazz scene, the chicago symphony orchestra people, how many more. the kinsellettes are roughly the same age as the pitchfork people, thus the competitive playground bullying bullshit. walk on.

music is a hungry ghost, Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I didn't mean their growing out of conceptual reviews in general, nabisco, some of which I like a lot; I just meant on the Joan of Arc reviews specifically.

owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

The Kinsellas are roughly the same age as Marc Hogan, who was presumably about nine years old when Cap'n Jazz formed? Marc Hogan is a website now? The Kinsellas' ages have ranged from late teens to late thirties over the past two years? "Marc Hogan" is secretly also "Matt LeMay?" Man is he going to be happy when he finds out he has a band and an extra degree from Brown!

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

(Aha, Owen, gotcha.)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

marc hogan isn't the only guy there pathological about tim kinsella, nabisco. there's been a whole anti-kinsella routine on pfm for a long time now. it's getting tired, i guess is the point of this thread. i agree, and i don't really care for joan of arc or cap'n'jazz or owls or american football or what have you. i just think it's weird when a website devoted to underground music habitually slams the same underground artists all the time. people obviously appreciate them, so have someone who cares review them. it's junior high style otherwise, the type of shit that drives people into appreciating underground music in the first place.

music is a hungry ghost, Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

Thanks to Nitsuh, who pretty much summed up the point behind my roundabout ramblings (and apparently gave me LeMay's band, sweet!):

"Ooo ahhh so Kinsella and his rock friends get together and noodle around on guitar, ooo ooo it's Ben Vida, big noodly whoop."

Big noodly OTM!

Pretty much everything else you might disagree with was probably a joke, good or bad. Ho hum.

marc h. (marc h.), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

p.s. I'm not pathological about the Kinsellas, was joking about Cap'n Jazz guilty pleasuredom, agree with Ivanka about Love of Everything, liked the last Owen record, and personally find Pfork's whole crap-on-Kinsella routine both intentionally and unintentionally hilarious -- hence the self-mockery gag throughout the whole self-indulgent review.

It's not that clever a gag, so I thought it would be obvious.

marc h. (marc h.), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

music is a hungry ghost:
i think you're right...it probbaly is just the playground bully thing...i guess i was just hoping to find out that there was a definite moment / board meeting at pfork where a basis for the hatred was discussed and mandated.

"in junior high, i saw tim kinsella pee in my friend's sprite can and compare it to The Society of the Spectacle...all 51 kinsella brothers agreed and chuckled with glee...from this day forth we will view their records with the same contempt that tim held for my friend's lunch time libation. good day." - Ryan Schreiber c.199x

and to nabisco:
I don't care about any x-buddy insular noodling...i wanted to hear a record of guitar duets, so i bought one, and then i listened to it, and it was really good...I'm a way bigger fan of Rutili's work (which has seen quite a bit of praise on pfork) than JoA, and the majority of this record seems to fall on the Califone side of Chicago (specifically the aforementioned Perishable records)...i would think that would at least pull up the score a point or two, even with the -5 Kinsella penalty that had already been taken.

it just seems they are having too much trouble separating the music from the musicians...fine.

bobby.lasers, Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

a gag is two or three times; picking on them at every opportunity at best smacks of grudgery

music is a hungry ghost, Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Like I said, dude, I haven't listened to this, and couldn't really care less. I'm just totally mystified by your weird use of the word "they" when the dude who wrote the review you're bitching about is, like, posting, right upthread -- and his reasons for being unimpressed with this record are presumably distinct from other critics' reasons for not liking proper Joan of Arc records.

And I'm not sure why you're looking for some grand historical reason why Pitchfork hasn't liked Joan of Arc output -- I know like hardly anyone who likes Joan of Arc, and I'm not sure why Pitchfork would be different. They had the bad luck of getting two reviews from Brent D, who clearly dislikes them. They had the bad luck of not getting a review for one of their more accessible records (Portable Model), and having Nick Mirov not-really-feeling How Memory Works. (Keep in mind that through this period Pitchfork had, like, what, a dozen non-professional writers at a time; if none of them liked Joan of Arc, well, tough shit for Joan of Arc.) There's obviously no hilarious secret anti-Kinsella rule, what with American Football getting a 7.5 and Owls getting a 7.0. Is it maybe possible that, umm ... wait for it ... amazement ... nobody lately has been digging on TK's shtick? Like especially since 2000 or so, when it got really pretty, you know, bad?

I mean, send me back in time, right, and I'd give those first few records respectable mid-sevens or higher. But, luck of the draw, they pulled reviewers who didn't go for it, and apart from that I think Pfork reaction to Kinsella-related stuff has been pretty much the same as that of the music world at large.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

The gag: Q. What could be as boring as a predictably negative/conceptual Pitchfork review of another Joan of Arc record? A. Presents: Guitar Duets

marc h. (marc h.), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Now, apart from that, I agree with Marc that there's something hilarious in the way some of those negative reviews have been so 1.9-level "oh my god" revulsed, as if Joan of Arc were ever doing anything that weird or pretentious. The rhetoric itself has been a bit bizarre and maybe shall we say overdirected -- reacting to romanticized "artist" cues that rub against the preferred indie-kid aesthetic of cool guys. But in terms of reception of the music, honestly, I don't think that's caused those reviews to miss too much. (Ha: maybe that's just lucky for the critics who were so repulsed.)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

i have to agree with nabisco to some degree... i've never written for p'fork, but all the reviews i've ever done or have read elsewhere of joa and related have been fairly negative. capnjazz to me is the one genius piece i can think of... that original record (not the reissue)... is pure 9-10 awesomeness and they totally fucked it up releasing all that other b-side dreck. it's not just p'fork... a bunch of the other stuff has stunk so bad in comparison that it's almost hard to give any further kinsella stuff a chance. and i'd say i can only think of a couple people i know who would disagree with me...

this record is actually okay... but just okay. god, can i please have one MORE FUCKING BULLSHIT FOLKSY NOODLE BOMB? this album needs more weed. i can't help but feel like a high school or college intro teacher writing in the margins in red... "YOU ARE RAMBLING HERE. BE SUCCINT." this record rambles too fuckin much.

just my opinion though. i've felt [insert zine here]'s reviews were unfair before too... TS: fans of vs. critics... what can you do?
m.

msp (mspa), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

Was this guy in Cap'n Jazz? I saw that group twice and both times they were really boring but the people in the band were friendly and one of them gave me a badge.

Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, he sang.

owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

"The rhetoric itself has been a bit bizarre and maybe shall we say overdirected -- reacting to romanticized "artist" cues that rub against the preferred indie-kid aesthetic of cool guys"
-- nabisco

This is very OTM, except I do think critics are missing out on something.
It seems like Kinsella's stuff is dismissed in a knee jerk way as "pretentious" simply for having things to say. Which is kind of sad. Haven't "Guitar Duets" but I'm always defending Kinsella's work it seems.

The review that was in Stylus for the last JOA record
gave it a pretty good rating and was very well written. It helps, I guess, if you look at Kinsella and co.'s work from a non-indie centric perspective.


theodore (herbert hebert), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Umm theodore not to accuse you of coming off all fan-like but the issue with Kinsella is not just that he has "things to say." He is super over-the-top, umm, something. And it's possible that Xiu Xiu are as far as most people are prepared to run with that particular "something," especially when the music tends to turn out better.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

Yeah "things to say" could harped on for being, like, vague and I know it's hard to resist cheap snark on ILX. But I was referring to the same "romanticized artist cues" you wrote of in the previous post.

The Xiu Xiu comparison is something I've thought about before actually. Jamie Stewart's music is not obviously better but it's not hard to see why critics are more willing to give him a pass for doing similarly dramatic/dissonant high concept avant-pop whatever you call it. His whole masochistic gay teen melodrama schtick, thrilling and fun at times is far easier for rock critics to embrace than JOA's comparably egg-headed experiments in politics and abstraction/form and content. But then again, yeah, I'm a bit of a fan.

theodore (herbert hebert), Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

I was actually just going to say that Jamie Stewart is more defensible critically because of his directness, which is so difficult to criticize and not come off like an insensitive ass (and almost all the negative Xiu Xiu reviews I've read do exactly that), where Joan of Arc's obfuscation and dumb wordplay (sometimes) is an easy reason to write them off completely. I can understand quite easily why people dislike JoA so much, and I don't mean because they "don't get it."

owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

i hope you don't sprain your brain with all these double standards. scott walker is super over the top too. and captain beefheart wrote lyrics that made no sense that, if you want to, you could condemn as "obfuscation and dumb wordplay (sometimes)." ("the past sure is tense") of course i'm not saying joan of arc is as good as either, but that the will to rip on joan of arc for features people appreciate about the critically-untouchable is just bizarre. maybe less bizarre than my will to defend joan of arc for no reason though, i don't know.

music is a hungry ghost, Thursday, 20 October 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

that duos album is just really boring. completely forgettable. they just don't have the talent to back up their ideas. same goes for xiu xiu. i think it's wonderful that they are art lovers. i love art too!

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 20 October 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)


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