Marissa Marchant is gone off the net because of you

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Marissa Marchant has another stage name now.
She is someone you will never find on the net.
You never her.
I write in different languages. The music you heard is not what I am all about.
It is very little.
I resent being analyzed.
alot of you and the people who are running Google are on a powertrip.
I just want to do music for people who don't analyze it, but just enjoy it.
I am moving right now.
I am moving to a nice house on a lake and awaiting my Avalon 747 which should be here soon. I am in a place where I can't record. It is very noisy. That is why I have to move.
People are just sitting back, smug and analyzing and correcting me...with no knowledge of what I know or what I am doing.
I am not here for people to judge. I am not a little girl. I do know that men enjoy picking on women like they are little girls who need to be corrected...but I am not interested in this game anymore. I don't care if some of you will never find me.
You don't post really nice comments and there always has to be some kind of negative stick.
YOU will never FIND MY NEW STAGE NAME.
YOU CAN'T JUST ABUSE ARTISTS..AND YOU ARE ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN IN THIS UNMODERATED ABUSE BOARD, CALLED "I LOVE MUSIC." WHAT A JOKE. HARDLY ANY OF YOU RESPECT ARTISTS.

I was Marissa Marchant, Monday, 8 August 2005 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Mods?

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Theng yaw and goodnighttttttttttttt!

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

It's true. I, personally, never her.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

"Mods?"

I prefer Punks myself.

nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll never get to never her 'cos I never evered in the first place

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

You can't hide from a well-crafted Google image search.

cdwill, Monday, 8 August 2005 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Oops, I'll never get to never her 'cos I never evered her in the first place... ever

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

You can't hide from a well-crafted Google image searchcontrolled by us, the controllers of Google

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

how long will this one be?

peepee (peepee), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i CAN hide from anything I want, including sick people who have nothing to do with their lives except put artists down, and be on a powertrip. I don't need fame. the majors and corps don't want ME to be famous and they like insulting me in the google search by making everything turn up negative. but these are games from children. not for a grown adult.
That is why the music industry is juvenile ..not for adults.
I am catering to adults now.
Not children.
YOU NEVER KNEW ME.

i WAS MARISSA, Monday, 8 August 2005 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.vortexinfo.com/img/power_trip.gif

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

If you're going to cater to adults, I suggest pigs-in-blankets.
A surefire crowd-pleaser.

cdwill, Monday, 8 August 2005 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi Marissa,

That package I sent you came back to me marked "undeliverable." Could you send me your address again?

Thanks,

R.

Rob Uptight. (Rob Uptight.), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://j-walkblog.com/old/images/marissa5.jpg
But Foxy-woxy had made two bites at Cocky-locky, and when the first snap only hurt Cocky-locky, but didn’t kill him, he called out to Henny-penny. So she turned tail and ran back home, so she never told the king the sky was a-falling.

p.j. (Henry), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I refuse to even feel slightly bad over the events of the past week.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU NEVER HER!

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

What about people who like your music, Marissa? What are we supposed to do?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Alas! It's a sad indictment of the society we live in today that many people never even themselves.

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Is Mike Costello still around?

k/l (Ken L), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU NEVER HIM!

k/l (Ken L), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Is Mike Costello still around?
-- k/l (lauter...), August 8th, 2005.

Michael changed his ways right before he announced he was going on vacation. I'll stick up for the guy until he proves us wrong...

The ILM Police.

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

My favorite part of this whole thing is how she couldn't begin recording anything for years because she didn't have one random compressor

Wacking away on a guitar in a fucking coffee shop or whatever the fuck DOES NOT make you special or even interesting

I respect artists, but not dumb psycho cunts

hahahaha, Monday, 8 August 2005 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

some kind of negative stick.
Doesn't dealing with this kind of thing come with being a musician? Sweet Marissa should take to heart the immortal words of Barry White
I'm never ever gonna quit
'Cause quittin' just ain't my stick

k/l (Ken L), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I recommend Marissa reads Lou Reed's interviews with Lester Bangs to see how an artist should respond to his critics

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha! Or listen to Take No Prisoners.

k/l (Ken L), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Marissa: "You went past assholism into some kinda urinary tract"

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Remember when ilxors were all excited n shit cos we thought Marissa might have noticed we were talking about her?
sigh

Masked Gazza, Monday, 8 August 2005 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, but now ilxors are excited because she's like, all in character and stuff. Or they're excited to find other ilxors are assholes. Whichever.

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

If this whole thing isn't a hoax, this is sad. Yes, laughing at her is good fun, but she seriously needs help. Everyone here can see that.

Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

she seriously needs help. Everyone here can see that.

Through the Marissa thread, I have learned that one of my own friends needs serious help. But knowing a problem exists is the only way to start fixing it.

Rob Uptight. (Rob Uptight.), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, it is true that if in fact she is exactly who she presents here, she is in need of help.

But on the other hand, she has quite a track record of googling her way onto bboards solely with the intentions of picking fights.

ILM seems ideal, no?

(keep in mind that I have not been 'fighting', but I am entertained and have become a legit fan)

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

At least when Bushwick Bill dropped in he was funny.

Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I never her one way or the other. I no care about. But if she'll really gone, why her keep posting?

Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

But if she'll really gone, why her keep posting?
-- Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (right.knewi...), August 8th, 2005.

...she seriously needs help. Everyone here can see that.
-- Mickey (modestmicke...), August 8th, 2005.

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Her new stage name is "Eddie Money"

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I think her new stage name is going to be delmire. marissa marchant weirdness

Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

As a new user to ILX, I have to say that along with the "Tortoise sex face" thread, this (and the preceding) thread have been amongst the most entertaining stuff I've ever read. Who is this witless bint, and why is she under the impression that anyone gives a flying fuck what she says or does?! It's pretty obvious where she's going to vanish to, up her own arse by the look of things.

Koorbssir (Koorbssir), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Koorbssir, knock yourself out with abusive comments if you already haven't.

Many feel ilx is being overly mean and berating, but there're some positive lights in the batch, and always keep in mind both who started it and who is perpetuating it.

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

it'd just be more fun to be nice - people showing off their ability to anonymously call someone else a "cunt" on the internet are just so sad, and when they go out of their way to be mean to somebody who's obviously beyond the pale, it's even sadder. Everybody at one point or another has felt that a broad vocabulary full of insults was a key component of our rhetorical arsenal, but shortly thereafter most of us grew out of that.

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 8 August 2005 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Banana Nutrament, honestly, I do agree with you on a fundamental basis. I've taken a beating here at ILM in the past (and expect to again in the future...maybe even from you, who knows).

But I'm kinda lost as to what your purpose is? To shut these threads regarding Marissa down completely? Isn't that what she fears most? And again, isn't she the one starting these? What's the purpose of that?

She perpetuates these threads. ILM has assholes. It's been said and it won't stop, for sure, despite you or me.

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 8 August 2005 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Peepee... do you have that thing about washing quilts again? we desperately need some zest on this thread. thanks/

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Monday, 8 August 2005 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

the majors and corps don't want ME to be famous and they like insulting me in the google search by making everything turn up negative.

Marissa, OTM! i was talking to my friend at Capitol the other day and he was like, "hang on... i'm just on this one board where there's this girl who's really talented, talking herself up, and man, i just gotta make her google searches turn up negative or she'll end up outselling the new Fisherspooner and Kylie discs."

and i was all, "but jason, don't you have some promotional work to do? aren't you supposed to mail out all those new LCD Soundsystem advances?"

and he's all, "DUDE, look, LCD will have to wait. i've got my work cut out for me, making unheard-of cafe musicians turn up negative google searches. gimme a break, will ya!"

i was floored, but it turns out that that IS what the majors spend most of their days doing...

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Monday, 8 August 2005 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i was talking to my doctor friend at the HMO the other day and he was like, "hang on... i'm just on this one board where there's this girl who's really crazy, talking herself up, and man, i just gotta make my google searches turn up medication advice or she'll end up killing herself over what kids on the internet say."

and i was all, "but dr. jason, don't you have some life saving work to do? aren't you supposed to give me some anti-biotics?"

and he's all, "DUDE, look, your cold will have to wait. i've got my work cut out for me, keeping an unheard-of cafe musician from turning up dead from the results of her self-inflated google searches. gimme a break, will ya!"

i was floored, but it turns out that that IS what the doctors need to spend most of their days doing...

10 kaylr, Monday, 8 August 2005 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"10 kaylr" ...haha... awesome! can i register that?

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Monday, 8 August 2005 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Marissa Marchant is gone off her nut because of you

Masked Gazza, Monday, 8 August 2005 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Marissa Marchant posted on the mod request forum as delmire, supporting herself as an anon third party using her unique writing style and verbage all while ignoring what the forum was for.

classixness

The architect of the anti-talent movement (Tweekers), Monday, 8 August 2005 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link


You ain't no artist, lady, unless you mean 'con artist'.

Paper and Packaging (dymaxia), Monday, 8 August 2005 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I am moving to a nice house on a lake and awaiting my Avalon 747 which should be here soon.

for a minute I thought she meant she was getting her own passenger jet.

already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Monday, 8 August 2005 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

The previous owner was Bryan Ferry.

k/l (Ken L), Monday, 8 August 2005 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

what gracefulness, beauty, aesthetics...

what elegant women...ahahhahah

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

there's something truly hilarious about the second of those rugby photos, and I think it may have something to do with the lady on the right.

unfished business, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link

not interesting.

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

i think I am over Joachim....
we will never see each other again, and that is o.k....

God has a plan.....
and Joachim is not meant to be with me...it appears this way.....

I can accept the will of the good God.

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link

whereas you, darling, have a captive audience of ones entranced with this unfolding tale of passion and unrequital

unfished business, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link

this is surely one of the finest non-seward image-bombs on ILX

unfished business, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link

OMG @ censored haka

unfished business, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

forksclove is joachim

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 23:04 (fifteen years ago) link

forksclovetofu is joachim, and joachim is losing his ability to fight me off?
correct?
lol

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 23:05 (fifteen years ago) link

joachim's penis is at the forefront of his mind right now, and most likely Forksclovetofu is Joachim...from NYC.....

and he is breaking down....I think so...

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 23:06 (fifteen years ago) link

mmmmmmmmm,
maybe I am correct. The answer to you joachim, if you are forksclovetofu....

is yes....
but not tonight...
I am really feeling sick....i had four hour sleep...

but another night soon, would be great...we can sip wine and grape juice under the stars...
and under the moon....

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link

awesome, let's go sip some grape juice.
I have a pass from my girlfriend where you're concerned, so it's all good.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 04:43 (fifteen years ago) link

"joachim's penis is at the forefront of his mind right now"

so he has perfected opening his third eye.

Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 05:19 (fifteen years ago) link

That freaks me out on so many levels.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:47 (fifteen years ago) link

awesome, let's go sip some grape juice.
I have a pass from my girlfriend where you're concerned, so it's all good.

more games....
not email....no follow up.....and
and more games....

more cryptic messages...more things that make no sense....

no follow up....all talk and no action.....

no backbone....
hides behind the girlfriend bit to cover up his intense fears.....

lol
I doubt that you are Joachim, but then again, Joachim had male hormones...i was tempting him.....
he had the equipment for this....

anyway, if you have girlfriend, stay with her.....
I don't want to date someone who has a girlfriend.....

I have man who has been showing interest in me.....
if joachim doesn't follow through and has a girlfriend or wife...

I will soon get together with the frenchman and enjoy that excess of french kissing.

marissa, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I think a concept album needs to be written, using marissa's posts as lyrics. Entitled 'You Never Her', with such stunning tracks as 'Commerical Fame' and 'That Excess Of French Kissing'...it could be the big breakthrough she so wantonly craves!

unfished business, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

honesty from Joachim is what I crave...and openess....and not on this board, but in private.

Is John Joachim?
could be...he lives in nyc, is involved with the music scene...
Joachim is a cryptic, mysterious, enigma, and a very secretive man....

O.k if you are Joachim, email me and get a ticket here....I live in such a romantic place...you would love my house....
and my two acre yard, over looking the bay and woods...
a perfect place to drink grape juice...
we have a special grape juice here....it is called, "Glendale Farms Grape Juice."
It is from upstate new york...and Certified Organic...and with NO water added...
it is exceptional juice...but with lips and eyes that Joachim posesses, the only thing that would really turn me on...is drinking the grape juice from his lips and mouth...


marissa, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link

What happened to Frédéric Longuet?

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link

I am totally not Joachim Marissa. We've had this discussion before.
Is that grape juice the stuff that they sell at The Union Square Farmers Market? Cuz that shit is DOPE, no doubt. Super tasty.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link

they don't sell it in nyc....

the frenchman is a nice man, and he is a mature person.

he doesn't like abigail washburn and has good taste in music....

i think I will stick with him.....

john, I am not interested in meeting you.....

whoever wrote the poetry, i suppose it was an immature joke.

I am not interested in immature men no matter what age they are.

I didn't think you were Joachim...
he is long gone, and wasn't mature enough for me....
well, it seemed that way...but i never got to know him....

so it doesn't matter.....he wasn't a friendly or opened person.....

marissa, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Wait, what poetry are we talking about?

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

if you don't know what poetry, then you didn't write it, so it is not worth talking about it...

it is past..

marissa, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Get with the program, Joe

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Okay, seriously, fuck this. From now on I'm going back to the old policy of deleting any further Marissa threads on sight.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link


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