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Everytime I play Morrissey's debut solo album (and I do not play it that much anymore) I hear him sing 'Bent darling, bent darling' when actually he sings "bengali, bengali'...(no freudian comments here, I'm quite capable of finding them ny own way, merci)

does anyone else have misheard lyrics which sometimes outstand the original singers notes or else are daft or hilarious?

erik, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

In Underpass by John Foxx, I always think he's shouting "Underpants!"

This is mega-annoying because it's a really cool song but I can't listen to it anymore.

jamesmichaelward, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Wait: that would make it "bent darling in platforms," which sounds like a rather poetic description of a softcore photo.

Nitsuh, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

A sinister one: a girl I know told me once that whenever she heard the fadeout of Blur's "Chemical World", she thought that Damon Albarn was singing "I do intend to rape her". The actual line is, I think, "Until you can see right through", but he pronounces so sloppily he could be singing anything.

Chris Lyons, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Smells Like Nirvana

by Al Yankovic


What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'
And I don't know what I'm singin'
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
I still don't know what I'm singin'
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents

It's unintel-ligible
I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
With all these marbles in my mouth
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well, we don't sound like Madonna
Here we are now, we're Nirvana
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna
Buy our album, we're Nirvana
A garage band from Seattle
Well, it sure beats raising cattle

And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheet's so hard to find
What are the words? Oh, nevermind
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin'
But I don't know what I'm sayin'
What's the message I'm conveyin'?
Can you tell me what I'm sayin'?
So have you got some idea?
Didn't think so -- Well, I'll see ya
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, odinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah

Kodanshi, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I have a friend who thought that in "All Apologies," the lines "What else should I be? All apologies . . ." was, "Where else should I pee? All along the trees . . ."

brains, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The "Underpants"-one is really hilarious...

It brings visions of Rem Koolhaas searching hystericaly through his minimally futuristic loft for his knickers.

now another one for readers who understand Dutch (not many I guess). A friend of mine thought that in 'Vicious' Lou Reed actually sang the dutch word 'visjes' which means 'little fish'

Little fish You hit me with a flower

erik, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ryan Adams "New York". Instead of New York, I heard "you're... you're". During the concert I was tempted to hell "So what NEXT? You're WHAT?". Then I saw him on Jools and realized it was New York. Yes, I am not the brightest creature.

helen fordsdale, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You are Bruno Brookes and I claim my five pounds.

Ah well. I used to hear "I'll get another job at night" from XTC's "Earn Enough For Us" as "I'll get another job at *nine*". (i.e. back to work at 9 am the next morning, which makes sense)

Robin Carmody, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Gary Numan, my favourite robot, bleeping monotonously "you ain't the real one, you ain't the real one" while the Telekon lyric-sheet reads "you end on reel one, you end on reel one".

Gary Numan, his love is real, but he isn't? ;-)

erik elektrik, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oasis- 'Live Forever'- 'I said maybe I don't really wanna know how your garden grows, cos I've just swallowed a fly'. Not mine, to be honest, but certainly an improvement on Noel's usual attempts at apeing Lennon doing Edward Lear.

Snotty Moore, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

eleven months pass...
My favourite misheard lyric is the exact same song! Ah... 1994, Oasis have released one highly promising single ("Supersonic") and one highly embarrassing one ("Shakermaker"). They could go either way... but then comes their monstrous new slab of sound:

I don't really wanna know
How you got engrossed
'Cause I just wanna play...

I marvelled at the way the guy with the eyebrows stretched out that syllable "gross", as if solely to disgust anyone who expected a sense of decorum from him. I had a new favourite great white hope. Of course, I soon found out the lyric was actually "how your garden grows", which is just so lame.

I never really got over that.

B:Rad (Brad), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 20:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cher, "If I Could Turn Back Time." The line is, "Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes." For a very long time I heard, "Words are like whale bones, they move sometimes." I was amazed at Cher's knowledge of whale physiology, and equally puzzled by how whales could survive at their size, with their bones moving all the time...

Prude, Thursday, 24 October 2002 01:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

the guy with the eyebrows

That's funny, I only count one per head.

It's great when misheard lyrics mean the opposite of the real thing. I spent months singing along to Wilco's "Radio Cure" as "distance has a way of making love understandable," when the lyric is "no way." Shucks.

wl (wl), Thursday, 24 October 2002 22:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

I always thought Black Star by Radiohead went "Baby I'm your black star..." when in fact it goes "Blame it ony our black star..."

What an interesting life I lead.

Callum (Callum), Thursday, 24 October 2002 23:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

six months pass...
"...Britney Spears / she drinks my wine..."

oops, but that's the way I heard that line, from Dylan's 'All Along the Watchtower', listening to Mad Sheer Khan's live version of the song on the radio tonight

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 15 May 2003 20:19 (twenty years ago) link

That bitch.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 15 May 2003 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

maybe i'm totally conceited about this but i keep hearing my name in songs. like in tv personalities "prettiest girl in the world" i swear they keep talking about an emily (ie "when emily dreams/the prettiest girl in the world). i also keep hearing emily in jd's "isolation" even though it doesn't make sense at all.

emily bee (emilybee), Thursday, 15 May 2003 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

I always thought that "Actin' funny / But I don't know why" from "Purple Haze" was "I've got money / But I don't know why," which I still think is better than the actual lyrics.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 15 May 2003 23:09 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...
"you want your ketchup cakes, call me -
you want your cheesesticks... call me!"

Can anyone guess which one this is? These might be the real words, for all I know.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 22 August 2004 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link

"In Underpass by John Foxx, I always think he's shouting "Underpants!"

Jesus, I think you have ruined this one song for me. I used to love it but I have the feeling that since this day I'll be hearing John Foxx singing "underpants!" everytime.

Diego Valladolid (dvalladt), Sunday, 22 August 2004 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

My girlfriend believed - until recently - that the lyric "I'd like to smash every tooth in your head" in "Bigmouth Strikes Again" was "I'd like to mash a grapefruit in your hair."
Which I can imagine Morrissey writing/singing, actually...

David N (David N.), Sunday, 22 August 2004 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

The cheesesticks line resurfaced in a "Dude" remix.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 August 2004 23:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I happened to see the video clip for Britney Spears' 'Toxic' (shite song BTW).

It sounded like she was singing "Your toxic come dripping down my body" or summat. That can't be right though can it? I mean, she's not putting (or rather, her songwriters aren't) THAT much innuendo in her songs yet are they? Although that thing where she fiddles with her breasts in the video clip lead me to believe that it's not far off.

Sasha (sgh), Monday, 23 August 2004 00:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought that in "Genie in a Bottle" Christina was singing "you gotta rub before you play" rather than "You gotta rub me the right way."

Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 23 August 2004 00:33 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
i want the digibeet to see this!! and the rest of you, too!


Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

MOTHERFUCKER! A recent detour to a Beastie Boys lyrics site disabused me of the following lyrics to "Hold It, Now Hit It:

As transcribed: "Every day I drink O.E. and I don't go to work."
As heard in my brain for the past 20 years: "Every day I take a wee and I don't go to work"

Goodgod y'all, is nothing sacred?

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 28 June 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

In Kristin Hersh's version of "Cuckoo" on Hips and Makers, I know it's "Oh the cuckoo / She's a pretty bird / She warbles / As she flies" -- but I always hear (prob bcz I want to hear) "... / She wobbles / As she flies".

anatol_merklich, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 23:00 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

As A kid I listened to Mariah Carey's Breakdown millions of times and I always thought the last line of the chorus was 'I tell my mother lies and then I breakdown and cry.'

Christyles, Monday, 3 September 2007 08:37 (sixteen years ago) link

"just because of love what does?"

-devin the dude

Lowell N. Behold'n, Monday, 3 September 2007 09:19 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

I heard Unbelievable at Skate King and thought the chorus was "you're ugly and bald"

musically, Thursday, 3 December 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link

the fact that I heard it at Skate King was very relevant btw

musically, Thursday, 3 December 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...

Torche - "Across the Shields"

Can't be right:

Harsh mad anger all the time! Soothsay big on your dime! Send all your kingdoms porn! And pray mother keep us all!

ksh, Friday, 4 June 2010 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't know if its right or not, but i like those Torche lyrics.

For a really long time I thought ZZ Top was singing "Every girl's crazy 'bout a shy gas mask." In fact, I found the actual lyrics quite disappointing.

ImprovSpirit, Friday, 4 June 2010 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

As heard in my brain for the past 20 years: "Every day I take a wee and I don't go to work"

Still prefer this.

Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Friday, 4 June 2010 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

there's another, longer thread on this

Misheard lyrics

anagram, Friday, 4 June 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

six years pass...


well i crossed my old man back in Aragorn, don't take me alive

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 10 December 2016 15:48 (six years ago) link

The Jags - 'Back Of My Hand'

When I was younger, I kept hearing "you're not unreadable, you're not unbeatable" as "get out of Weinerville, get out of Weinerville"

Working night & day, I tried to stay awake... (Turrican), Saturday, 10 December 2016 22:08 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

alan alda's all we are

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 21:23 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

Someone in this usually very quiet Huntington Beach neighborhood is gettin' all crunk this Saturday evening, presently to the sound of C+C Music Factory's 1990 single 'Gonna Make You Sweat.' This has reminded me that, when the song was current, me and my ten year old friends had a joke that the lyric was actually, "Everybody, pants down!"

he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Sunday, 14 January 2018 05:10 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I thought for years that the line in 'Daydream Believer' was 'my shaving razor's cold and it stinks'. That's when it's time to buy a new one, Davy. Gross.

Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

"i'm just liberal nerves and feelings" - Joni Mitchell, "People's Parties"

kolakube (Ross), Sunday, 11 February 2018 23:51 (five years ago) link

Nelly Furtado:

"I am like a bird, I'll only fly away. I don't know where my phone is."

he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Monday, 12 February 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

she's little miss prissy
and she love you, gene, baby, all the time
baby all the time!

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 18 March 2018 22:57 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Let's dance
Let's shout
Shake your body and do the brown

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 14 April 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link

invest in a stool softener, man

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 April 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

or, y'know, drugs are bad

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 14 April 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

i did see this humorous transcription of Two Chainz's verse on Rick Ross's "Fuck Em":

"I'm chain smokin loud
Like it's a newborn"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 April 2018 18:54 (five years ago) link

I've got a Japanese edition of R.E.M.'s Monster with a lyric insert included - of course, as with all R.E.M. albums before 1998, the UK/US edition didn't include the lyrics, so someone clearly was hired to write down what they thought was being sung. Stipe's lyrics are hard to make out in general, particularly when you consider that Monster's production is quite murky in places, so of course the lyrics printed in the book are completely wrong!

Here's an excerpt from 'Circus Envy':

Here comes that awful feeling again
Make way for monstor (sic) jealousy
The strove man kicks in ending my breakfast
Cereal Bowl, I spell your name with Oaties
Oh, I messed it, messed it, messed it up

I got my car stolen there in the haystack
I am tired of your dark warm circus eyes
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bath
Encore man

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 14 April 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link

definetely an improvement.

Ludo, Saturday, 14 April 2018 20:03 (five years ago) link

Soundgarden were definitely the kind of band to toe that line, they were/are very wry and self-aware MFers.

wronger than 100 geir posts (MacDara), Monday, 8 February 2021 20:48 (two years ago) link

"We were saying Fool On, Kevin's Mom!"

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 February 2021 21:12 (two years ago) link

Hard-headed funk, you all!

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 February 2021 21:20 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

I always thought in "Won't Get Fooled Again" it was "And the party on the left/is now the party on the right," but it's actually "And the parting on the left/Is now the parting on the right." Which I think is meant to convey the same meaning, but ... I don't see why it's not "party." Is Pete actually talking about ... the way people part their hair?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 13:16 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

to this day I heard "this mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place" in Suffragrette City as "the smell of fried chicken put my spine out of place", even though I'm aware that is wrong.

akm, Monday, 17 May 2021 19:25 (two years ago) link

Always thought "Like to Get to Know You" by Spanky and our gang went

Well I'd like to eat yr butthole
Yrs i would
Well I'd like to eat yr Butthole
If i could

I'm singing this to "She'll Be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes".

Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 03:03 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

"We're having meatballs..."


Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2021 11:00 (two years ago) link

Kid Charlemagne - "Did you realize / that you were Italian in their eyes?"

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 15 August 2021 20:37 (two years ago) link

married women lack our vision
everybody wants to rule the world

I have no couch and I must stream (NotEnough), Thursday, 19 August 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link

hon hon hon honky im king of the pizza! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTgaY3Tc0ek

xzanfar, Thursday, 19 August 2021 15:40 (two years ago) link

For years I thought the first line of Keep Your Dreams by Primal Scream was "I believe that syphilis can burn your soul away." Not all that far-fetched considering the word "syphilitic" shows up in at least two other songs on the album.

Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Thursday, 19 August 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link

In Scott Walker's "Montague Terrace (In Blue)" this is what I always hear:

The girl across the hall makes love
Her thoughts lay cold like Sharon Stone

Josefa, Saturday, 21 August 2021 21:36 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Listening to ABBA's "Super Trouper" and just heard:

I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Costco

Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Monday, 13 September 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link

I always thought the part Kate Bush sings in Games Without Frontiers was "she is so funky yeah" not "jeaux sans frontieres"

that's not my post, Monday, 13 September 2021 19:32 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

on Metallica's "Now That We're Dead" it sounds like James is singing "Now that we're dead, Madea..."

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 November 2021 06:34 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Radiohead’s Airbag:

“I’m back to say the n-word”

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link

irl lol

kinder, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 16:47 (two years ago) link


Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 17:46 (two years ago) link

Holland-Dozier-Holland - why can't we be lovers

"...I can't picture you, baby
You and I being apart..."

what i'm hearing, every time...and it makes me even feel guilty:
"...I can't control you, baby
You and I being apart..."

meisenfek, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 18:47 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

Sooooooo... it turns out that in 'Watch the Corners', J. Mascis sings "All at once the time flew" and NOT "All I want's a Tamiflu".

Dinsdale, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 17:36 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Apparently the main character of Joni Mitchell's "Raised on Robbery" was "drinking for diversion", not "drinking forty virgins." To the extent I ever thought about it I guess I thought it was the name of a drink or something?

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 3 April 2022 08:35 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Ohhhhh, I just remembered a real good one from my childhood:

I'm only human
A flesh and blood hombre


Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 12:25 (one year ago) link


Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 12:44 (one year ago) link

I keep picturing a zombie cowboy.

peace, man, Thursday, 26 May 2022 18:09 (one year ago) link

When I was a youngster, I thought McCartney was telling Jude "Chew leather under your skin."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 26 May 2022 22:43 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

Oh boy, another blast from the past. From Miami Sound Machine's '1,2,3':

If you need some Coke
Sing 'I can do it'

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 11:19 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

so apparently there are some people who think the lyric in "Pepper" by Butthole Surfers is:

"some will die in hopper suits and fiery auto crashes
some will die in hopper suits while sifting through my ashes"

to this I ask.

wtf is a hopper suit, genius


stank viola (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 October 2022 15:08 (one year ago) link

Ooh, good reference

Someone on Reddit recently asked about that 80s song that they thought went, "caribou clique, now we're sharing the same dream, now our horse can be as one, no more love on the run"

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 23 October 2022 21:22 (one year ago) link

Used to think growing up that 'The Price of Love' (Everly Brothers, covered by Bryan Ferry) started:

"Wine is sweet and Jenny's bitter
Drink all you can, but you won't forget her..."

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Saturday, 29 October 2022 15:17 (one year ago) link

I always thought that the lyrics at the start of Miss America by Blur were 'Miss America sits in the shower/She's plucking owls from the sky', but apparently it's 'hours'?

soref, Friday, 11 November 2022 16:00 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

I just pulled out Peter Brown's Do You Wanna Get Funky With Me, which I most certainly owned and played to death as a kid, and realized that I used to think it was "The Yamaha is the Playground for the Devil"....

Picture of Chairman Mao (I M Losted), Monday, 5 December 2022 00:52 (one year ago) link

Earl Sweatshirt, "2010":
"Triumph over plight and immense loss"
I'd heard "Triumph over plight in a men's large".. as if he was writing his theme tune.

maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 10 December 2022 12:57 (eleven months ago) link

A souped-up homeboy from the old town

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 December 2022 16:52 (eleven months ago) link

in Top Billin' it sounds an awful lot like Milk says

Gizmo's cuttin, up for thee
Suckers that's down with me

but of course what he's really saying is

Gizmo's cuttin, up for thee
Suckers that's down with nei-
ther one of us

corrs unplugged, Tuesday, 13 December 2022 17:10 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

somebody told me
that you had a boyfriend
who looked like a girlfriend
and I had better be wary of that yeah

ledge, Friday, 13 January 2023 14:06 (ten months ago) link

my goofball friend growing up used to laugh at Metallica's "Unforgiven" because he thought James was singing "to constipate his grace".

he didn't seem to believe me that it was "through constant pained disgrace"

fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 January 2023 14:11 (ten months ago) link

oh crap I posted about this 15 years ago upthread. lol

fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 January 2023 14:12 (ten months ago) link

ledge writing better lyrics

Mark G, Friday, 13 January 2023 20:50 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

How could I forget this one? I first heard it on oldies radio, actually.


Fuck You Know About a Tralee (I M Losted), Thursday, 16 February 2023 20:55 (nine months ago) link

In context.


Fuck You Know About a Tralee (I M Losted), Thursday, 16 February 2023 20:57 (nine months ago) link

about 1:20 into the smashing pumpkins “rocket”


not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Tuesday, 21 February 2023 21:58 (nine months ago) link

six months pass...

Madonna - Crazy for You

all I can hear is "Trying hard to control my fart"

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 September 2023 05:02 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

Talking Heads - 'Air'

'Air can hurt you too' = 'Air in her tutu'

...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Thursday, 2 November 2023 11:47 (one month ago) link

"There's a bathroom on the Rhein"

source: my daughter

Moniker? I barely know 'er! (SlimAndSlam), Thursday, 2 November 2023 12:04 (one month ago) link

"i'll drive that stake
through the centre of my heart
lonely vampire inhaling its fart"

tremolo, Thursday, 2 November 2023 14:01 (one month ago) link

(no shade in the shadow of the cross by sufjan stevens)

tremolo, Thursday, 2 November 2023 14:02 (one month ago) link

Pearl Jam - Dissident

"When she couldn't hold, no, she farted
A dissident is here
Escape is never the safest path
Oh, a dissident, a dissident is here"

(it's of cousre "folded", but Vedder's pronunciation and the context made a good case)

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 November 2023 14:08 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

It’s thirty years since I first heard “Here Come The Warm Jets”, and I only just today decided to google the lyrics

Now he'll barbeque your kitten
He is just another learner lover

This has always been and will always be, for me:

Now he’ll barbecue your Lenten penis
Just another learner lover

as a lyricist he is from hell (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 18 November 2023 07:01 (two weeks ago) link

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