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"Le-e-et's groove/be sick in your shoes" - Let's Groove by Kool And The Gang

"My whole body won't fit in a glove"-Let's Get It On by by Marvin Gaye (does he REALLY say this?)

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:32 (10 years ago) Permalink

"He likes Breaded Utter
I got a seventh wonder

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

"Free your lady marmalade" - Creol Lady Marmalade

― Jay K (Jay K), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

.. cuz it's actually "Free your baby mama-a-aahhh"

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:51 (10 years ago) Permalink

Not really misheard, but in my head I alway sing, "Climb every woman..."

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Thursday, 19 December 2002 20:57 (10 years ago) Permalink

Being an old fart i remember my parents and gran and aunties at my sisters wedding singing to 'Karma Chameleon' by Culture Club with the words "Im a Im a Im a Comedian".
And the old favourite. The Police - Sue Lawley (So Lonely)
Does Jackie Wilson Says on Top Of The Pops count?

― Count Violence, Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:35 (10 years ago) Permalink

i still don't know what that song that goes "Rolled up like a Douche in a runner in the night" or however it goes. what the fuck is it really saying?

― JasonD (JasonD), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:36 (10 years ago) Permalink

"revved up like a duce another roller in the night"

...not that THAT makes any sense either

I was just thinking about this earlier, about how sometimes what you think the lyrics are is sometimes better than the actual lyrics, like I thought this System of a Down lyric: "pushing little children/with their fully-automatics" was "pushing little children/with the folly of their madness".

Um, yeah.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:43 (10 years ago) Permalink

No, it's "racked up like a deuce", actually.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:59 (10 years ago) Permalink

Eiffel 65 - "I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy"

ahahahahahahahahahaha

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 19 December 2002 22:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

don't feel the reefer = don't fear the reaper

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 19 December 2002 22:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

I thought it was "Rolled up like a deuce..." referring to hiding a 2-spot when playing cards either because it was wild (I always played deuces wild when I was young), or because it was the least valuable (when not wild). This requires replacing the card you're dealt with the one you want, and that only works in loose games.

― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 19 December 2002 22:58 (10 years ago) Permalink

SK - One Beat: "Could you invent a word for me"
SK - Combat Rock: "Oh god I love my daddy Uncle Sam"

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:25 (10 years ago) Permalink

It's "Revved up like a deuce" AKA a deuce coup AKA a car. At least, that's what my brother told me.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:29 (10 years ago) Permalink

A friend asked me about a Nirvana song once. He wondered what "rake me" meant.

And I still can't figure out the lyrics of 'Remember Me' by Blue Boy. Is it
"I'm the one who hurt you, baby, aight",
"I'm the one who had your baby's sight"
or "I'm the whore who hurt your baby's eye"?

― jot eff pe, Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:34 (10 years ago) Permalink

I'm Blue, in Aberdeen I would die, in Aberdeen I would die.

― man, Friday, 20 December 2002 00:08 (10 years ago) Permalink

I'm blue, and I'm in need of a dime. and I'm in need of a dime.

Every picture tells a story, Tony. Every picture tells a story, Tony.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 20 December 2002 00:09 (10 years ago) Permalink

It's 'I'm the whore who had yer baby (weird noise)' isn't it?

― Ferg (Ferg), Friday, 20 December 2002 01:14 (10 years ago) Permalink

i'm blue if i were green i would die, i were greeeen i would die

― minna (minna), Friday, 20 December 2002 01:29 (10 years ago) Permalink

pixies' debaser:
"i am old (CHAIN!) and i lose ya"

aaliyah's we need a resolution

"snoop video, looks at the ceiling"
(really: stupid yo? looks are deceiving)

― minna (minna), Friday, 20 December 2002 01:38 (10 years ago) Permalink

Kinda in the same vein as Marcel's post way up near the top, I always sing in my head Loverboy's "Everybody's Jerkin' for the Geekend."

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Friday, 20 December 2002 02:32 (10 years ago) Permalink

* I used to think that Neil Diamond's "Forever in Blue Jeans" was, rather, named after a preacher named "Reverend Bluejeans."

* "Microphone Fiend:" I thought Rakim was describing his love of rapping as "sort of an addiction/magnetized like Nixon." Hmm, I thought, clever allusion to Watergate. It turns out he was saying "magnified by the mixing." Honestly, I prefer the former.

* "Whip It:" "Go forward! Move ahead! Run to the taxi! It's not too late!" That one isn't mine, but I like it all the same.

* "Goodbye Stranger:" "to Rabbi Josen/every day." It was actually "is the life I've chosen/every day."

* The Cars' "Bye Bye Love:" "Substitution asked Confucius, 'What's inside your head?'" It was actually "Substitution, mass confusion, clouds inside your head."

* speaking of The Cars: "Let's Go" takes on a more sinister tone when you think Ric Ocasek's singing "she never liked the Jews." (Again, not mine, but I've never heard it the same way!)

― mike a (mike a), Friday, 20 December 2002 02:33 (10 years ago) Permalink

"O Lord, won't you buy me a mercy dispense?"

― jot eff pe, Friday, 20 December 2002 10:09 (10 years ago) Permalink

Madge: "Eyes like potatoes"

La Isla Bonita

― Rick, Friday, 20 December 2002 11:14 (10 years ago) Permalink

there's an award-winning UK TV ad series (Guiness?) from the mid/late 80's where they have people singing along to tunes like "Into The Valley" with completely different (but soundalike) lyrics written out on small chalkboards. anyone remember this? it was absolutely classic because it worked... and undermined your sense of how songs actually went. hilarious!

― Paul (scifisoul), Friday, 20 December 2002 12:49 (10 years ago) Permalink

"there's an award-winning UK TV ad series (Guiness?) from the mid/late 80's where they have people singing along to tunes like "Into The Valley" with completely different (but soundalike) lyrics written out on small chalkboards. anyone remember this?"

I believe that was Maxell tapes (before they got Pete Murphy looking windswept).

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 20 December 2002 12:58 (10 years ago) Permalink

There was the Vitalite one with the rasta singing "Me ears are alight"?

― Rick, Friday, 20 December 2002 13:22 (10 years ago) Permalink

billy jean is not my lover. she's just a boy, who says that i am the one. the janitor's not my son. :)

― meg, Friday, 20 December 2002 17:27 (10 years ago) Permalink

"i got my first real sex dream..."

― minna (minna), Friday, 20 December 2002 18:01 (10 years ago) Permalink

Mentioned before in a Meshuggah thread:

"I like juice and that's the truth!!"

― Alan N (Alan N), Friday, 20 December 2002 18:10 (10 years ago) Permalink

"Sweet, hot cum." for "Sweetheart come."

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 23 December 2002 23:19 (10 years ago) Permalink

In ODB's "Shimmy Shimmy Ya":
"Oooh baby I like it. RAAAAA!" like imitating a tiger noise, or something. But in fact, of course, it's "Oooh baby I like it raw!"

― phil-two, Tuesday, 24 December 2002 09:31 (10 years ago) Permalink

and that old Stranglers classic -
"..lays me down, with my machine gun.."

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 10:04 (10 years ago) Permalink

For years I genuinely thought that "Killing An Arab" by F.Bob and the Boys contained the line "We terrorise Jews, it amounts to the same" until I saw the lyric sheet reading "whichever I choose" ..."

― Darren, Tuesday, 24 December 2002 11:18 (10 years ago) Permalink

didn't Manfred Mann actually change "deuce" to "douche" when he covered "blinded by the light"? if not, then i guess that's one of my misheard lyrics

anyone, my all-timer -- when i was a little kid, i used to think that the buggles' "video killed the radio star" was "vinnie, don't kill the radio star" (and listening to the song, it never made sense why "vinnie" wanted to kill the radio star)

and i used to think that the line from "le freak" by chic that goes "le freak, c'est chic" was "bo-beep, go sheep!"

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 26 December 2002 06:50 (10 years ago) Permalink

First two lines of Labelle's 'Lady Marmalade':

'He met Marmalade down in old New Orleans/Struttin' her stuff for Mister Heath'

― Fred Nerk, Thursday, 26 December 2002 11:38 (10 years ago) Permalink

RE: Blnded by the Light ...
I don't know what Manfred Man sang .. but I thought Springsteen's version was "Cut Loose like a Deuce - another RUNNER in the night" .. and I don't know what that means... I think I've also heard live versions as "Let Loose like a deuce"

Also googled as:
"Wrapped up like a deuce"
"revved up like a deuce" (Seems to be the consensus on the Manfred Mann version.)

Wrapped up like a goose in the middle of the night
Held up by a ...deuce... another ruler in the night
...douche...
..."dooshent"...
Slapped up by a dude...
Knocked up by...

..From "The Straight Dope" :
"Bruce's lyrics were no paragon of clarity, but at least you could understand the words: "Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night." Some claim the "deuce" being referred to is the 1932 Ford Coupe beloved of hotrodders (cf. the Beach Boys' "Little Deuce Coupe"). Maybe, but when you're talking about a song whose opening line goes on about madman drummers, bummers, and Indians in the summer, I'm not making any definite claims.

The Manfred Mann's Earth Band ("Quinn the Eskimo") did a cover version of the tune in 1976. It became a hit, no doubt because the band made the lyrics even more opaque than they already were. They changed the line in question to "wrapped up like a deuce."

What's it mean? I'm barely on speaking terms with my own subconscious. Don't ask me to explain someone else's."

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 26 December 2002 14:11 (10 years ago) Permalink

everyone's misheard "how soon is now," of course ... i originally thought that the opening lyric was "i am the sun and the air/of a shiner that is criminally vulgar." that is, that someone had punched Morrissey and gave him a black eye (or maybe that's me projecting?) what the "sun and air" had to do with getting a black eye, though, was an unsolved teenage mystery.

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 26 December 2002 20:23 (10 years ago) Permalink

I initially heard the last part of the last verse of "Just Like Heaven" as "I found my self alone alone alone above the raging sea/That stole the only girl I loved/And drowned her deep in sorrow". I really thought it was cool that he broke the rhyming scheme for that image. Oops.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 December 2002 22:10 (10 years ago) Permalink

A friend asked what the "Mancheerons" were in Golden Brown.
"with my Mancheerons"
"with my minds she runs"

― Celeste (Celeste), Sunday, 29 December 2002 14:43 (10 years ago) Permalink

'Ride a white swan' T Rex. I think I only ever understood the title line and a line that finished ' ... and in the morning you'll know who you are.' I'm even doubtful about that now!

― pete porchos, Monday, 30 December 2002 13:53 (10 years ago) Permalink

"Ants... rats snitch on one another for the ants..."

Everlast, watching the Discovery Channel.

― jot eff pe, Tuesday, 7 January 2003 22:44 (10 years ago) Permalink

"I'm a profiter"

(NERD - Provider)

― man, Wednesday, 8 January 2003 14:29 (10 years ago) Permalink

"take me down to a very nice city" - g'n'r - paradise city

also an ex-gf thought that brand new heavies - you are the universe was "you are my unicorn".

― michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 14:45 (10 years ago) Permalink

"But if you go carrying pictures of Germans now,
You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow."

Truer words were never misheard.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 15:27 (10 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

I just realized that this one Fred Neil song isn't "I've Got a Seabreeze..."

― hstencil, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 19:11 (10 years ago) Permalink

I was fucked up on acid once a long long time ago and listening to Workingman's Dead - I thought the words were "I was having a HARD time living the good life," which I thought was the most beautiful lyrics ever, then I found out it was "having a HIGH time" - not nearly as good. Bummer, maaaan.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 21:45 (10 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

to all of my ladies and my mens
and all my peoples in Depends

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:06 (9 years ago) Permalink

Knee Deep in Doughnuts for "Lady Madonna" go ahead, listen to it...

― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

Eddy Money Two tickets to Paradise "I've got two chickens to paralyze"

― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

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Bryan Adams' abomination came on the other day and I realized that all these years I thought the lyrics were "I'd die for you / I'd lie for you / I'd walk a mile for you..."

Like, a WHOLE mile. ON FOOT.

― scott pgwp (pgwp), Thursday, 5 August 2010 03:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

always hear: "and he can't be a man cos he doesn't smoke / ten cigarettes a week". worked as i now smoke 10 cigarettes each week, no less.

a friend slept over last night so made breakfast this morning, listening to a bunch of 60s northern soul tracks and patti & the emblems 'mixed up shook up girl' (the great live version from that multi-cd compilation) came on. my friend was shocked and wondered who the 'big fat sugar girl' was

― NI, Friday, 17 September 2010 10:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

xp: I have always thought that too.

― Riverside (kkvgz), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

elvis, burning love: "i missed my turn to smoke, but i feel fine"
beach boys: "round round get a round, i'll get a round... i'll get a round in, i'll give you special brew"

― village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 17 September 2010 12:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

for context, xp

― NI, Friday, 17 September 2010 13:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Ooh, I'm gonna buy shoes then I'm ready for the WEEKEND!!"

― Mark G, Friday, 17 September 2010 13:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

and i was standing on the side of the road
rain falling on my shoes
heading out for the east coast
lord knows i've paid some dudes gettin' through
tangled up in blue

― astronomy broheems (haitch), Friday, 1 October 2010 11:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

roxy music - stranded

actual lyrics: "from courtly love to costly game"

i always hear: "from courtNEY love to costly game"

― charlie h, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Make me a deal, and make it quick
Offside is zeal, I kick it.
Doowabeda DEE a ZurrrrrWIT!
I really hope we don't blow it..."

― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

but which chevrolet i own
i drive back to the place you are
peter gabriel, "in your eyes"

― kamerad, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 14:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

David Bowie, "Wild is the Wind": "Don't you know, your life- it's hell"

― B'wana Beast, Sunday, 26 December 2010 08:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

basically what the clean version of the song results in

― We attack the mayor with hummus (kelpolaris), Sunday, 26 December 2010 08:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

The Jungle Brother's "Black Is Black" I heard "Martin Luther had to shout" as "Martin Buber had to shout." For a brief moment I was impressed that the Jungle brothers were throwing out Buber references before I pieced things together.

― EDB, Friday, 21 January 2011 16:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

When I was a kid I always heard that Dire Straits song as 'money for nothing and your chips for free'. I mean, who's gonna turn down free chips? I'll take mine with salt and loads of vinegar, thanks.

― wronger than 100 geir posts (MacDara), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

I always heard INXS 'Don't Change' as:

Don't change the earth
Don't change a thing, for me

― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:50 (1 year ago)

...you mean it isnt that? *checks*

fuuuuuck.

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Saturday, 22 January 2011 01:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

I also thought "The one thing"'s chorus went "you want my thing". Blargh. Mumbles Hutchence.

― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Saturday, 22 January 2011 01:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

"Oh, give me the Beach Boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock n roll and drift away ..."

― Jazzbo, Thursday, 10 March 2011 20:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

Is the band name Half Man Half Biscuit derived from the Birthday Party song She's Hit in which A Monster Half Man Half-beast climbs the stairs?
Think that's the right correct words but Cave sounds odd at that point.

― Stevolende, Thursday, 10 March 2011 20:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

Wo-Woh it's a Rock and Roll Dalmatian....

― Mark G, Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

"I'm not talking 'bout a live-in"
"I'm not talking 'bout milennia"

(England Dan and John Ford Coley - "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight")

― timellison, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 22:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

There's a warlock blowin the stars around...

― i drive a wood paneled station dragon (La Lechera), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 22:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

Isn't she lovely
Isn't she wonderful
Isn't she precious
Less than one minute old
I never thought through love we'd be
Making one as lovely as she
But isn't she lovely, yes or no

― the four HOOSmen of the STEENpacolypse (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 22:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

misheard lyric: "bad day at the cattery, they're making a mess of me"
actual lyric: "bad day at the cannery, they're making a mess of me"

from Meet Me In The Dollar Bin by Les Savy Fav.

― spellcheck is really advanced these days (cajunsunday), Saturday, 12 November 2011 13:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

I don't want my pizza burnin'

― Johnny Fever, Monday, 2 January 2012 19:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

Creepy.

Pixies lyrics I have misheard:

"losing my penis to a horrid disease"
I refused to believe that he was saying "whore with disease"

"I am moved -- SHIT! and I lose ya!" ("I am un chien andalusia")

― the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Monday, 2 January 2012 21:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

max b

"spending all my money on jewellery and vehicles"

"spending all my money on jewellery and bagels"

― gucci gyoza (tpp), Sunday, 15 April 2012 10:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

An alternative take on Neil Young's classic 'Broken Arrow'...

"Did you see them in the river?
They were there to wave to you.
Could you tell that the empty quiver? Groundskin.
In the inn on the banks that were crowded and narrow
Held a broken arrow?"

Now I know that italicised part makes absolutely no sense and I know now that its actually "empty-quiverred brown-skinned Indian", but for years that's how I heard it (no lyric sheets in those Buffalo Springfield albums!).

― Bloody Snail, Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

I'M THE ILLEST MUTHAFUCKA FROM HERE TO GARDENIA

Until last week, I though this line was "I'm the illest muthafucka since Vincent Gardenia", thus continuing the Beastie Boys tradition of surpassing the hip hop prowess of Italian-American character actors, cf. Abe Vigoda.

― bendy, Sunday, 20 May 2012 21:37 (11 months ago) Permalink

"Enter Sandman"

Say your prayers!
It's a won-
-derful gift my son,
To include everyone.

― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:12 (11 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Fork display

http://www.kissthisguy.com/538misheard.htm

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 6 August 2012 19:56 (9 months ago) Permalink

war of the masses / outcome disastrous / many of the victim's families shaved their asses

― Poliopolice, Monday, 6 August 2012 20:17 (9 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

my friend missy posting abt her daughter on facebook: A-- asked to hear "Missy in the sky with dominoes."

― lag∞n, Friday, 5 October 2012 16:36 (7 months ago) Permalink

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:42 (7 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

tinie tempeh - pass out

"i've never been to scunthorpe"

wait a minute he DOES say that

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 11:29 (6 months ago) Permalink

― Paul, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 15:58 (6 months ago) Permalink

― Paul, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 16:00 (6 months ago) Permalink

^ both engrained in my brain

― itt: 'splaining men (ledge), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 16:01 (6 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

"spit on the streets/don't hesitate"

― qiqing, Monday, 26 November 2012 03:36 (5 months ago) Permalink

everyone's misheard "how soon is now," of course ... i originally thought that the opening lyric was "i am the sun and the air/of a shiner that is criminally vulgar." that is, that someone had punched Morrissey and gave him a black eye (or maybe that's me projecting?) what the "sun and air" had to do with getting a black eye, though, was an unsolved teenage mystery.
― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 26 December 2002 20:23 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How Soon Is Ow?

(timing!)

― Mark G, Monday, 26 November 2012 09:15 (5 months ago) Permalink

I got the money and the juice
Twin sisters in my bed
Their father had Andy
So i shot him in the head

i assumed it was some kind of Andy Griffith reference.

― how's life, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 10:41 (5 months ago) Permalink

Speaking of the Smiths, I always heard it as "Haunted bicycle"

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 10:54 (5 months ago) Permalink

I'm not talking bout my linen
and I don't wanna change your mind
but there's a warm wind blowin the stars around
and I'd really love to see you tonight

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:44 (5 months ago) Permalink

Was pretty sad to find out that on Money Trees off Good Kid Maad City, "Dolla Mike" had not just fucked my main bitch.

― Andrew W, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:58 (5 months ago) Permalink

When I was little and I would listen to "All I Really Want" I thought Alanis was singing "The conflicts, the craziness, and the sound of credenzas falling all around"

― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:10 (5 months ago) Permalink

That's actually how I learned what a credenza was

― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:11 (5 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

Humpty Dance

"I'm sick with this, straight gangsta mack"

"I'm sick with this, straight 'gainst the max"

and in fact, used to describe things as "straight 'gainst the max" as a term of derision.

― how's life, Sunday, 17 March 2013 16:14 (2 months ago) Permalink

u should bring it back

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:00 (2 months ago) Permalink

creepin on the comeup:

"Stocking cat food, plotting jack moves"

still not sure the actual lyric, but i like the image of bizzy working in a pet store...

― m0stlyClean, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:42 (2 months ago) Permalink

Dusky's "Nobody Else" is one of my favorite tracks of the year, slightly mitigated when my daughter asked if they're singing, "No body....no body hair."

― bendy, Sunday, 17 March 2013 18:20 (2 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

eating dick with janus, jeanie, and george harrison

― Spectrum, Monday, 1 April 2013 15:37 (1 month ago) Permalink

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