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whats your favourite 1950s jazz album?

Contrappunto dialettico alla mente (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:39 (two years ago) Permalink

whats your favourite 1950s jazz album?

My favourite jazz era is 1960s so I'll give you an answer in there. Firstly to discount Miles as I'm not a fan per se. tl;dr answer would probably be Blues & Roots. At least it's probably my most played. This earth era is all about trane and basically every trane album in this decade is spiritual experience and an apex of human art history. my opinions sway on the best releases but I'll say I think there are several better than Blue Train. Personal favourite of Coltrane is Africa/Brass lp and even better if you look up the original recordings. Meditations era is like a late era Miro on my wall, chastened genius aerified but I maybe don't like looking at it every day.

And Nina's Pastel Blues goes somewhere near the top too.

Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:22 (two years ago) Permalink

Hi RT,

What other masterpieces of visual art are hanging in your domicile?

Yours,

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:27 (two years ago) Permalink

Hi RT,

What other masterpieces of visual art are hanging in your domicile?

Yours,

My walls are blank white.

Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:28 (two years ago) Permalink

RT,

What is your favorite butter substitute in cooking? My cholesterol thanks you.

JF

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:38 (two years ago) Permalink

only hear a week and dude already gets an "Ask ____" thread? gtfo

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:46 (two years ago) Permalink

*fumes w jealousy*

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:46 (two years ago) Permalink

Ask Οὖτις

Mordy, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:46 (two years ago) Permalink

If I ask you for your favorite 80s rap record, which decade will you respond with?

deej loaf (D-40), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:47 (two years ago) Permalink

RT,

What is your favorite butter substitute in cooking? My cholesterol thanks you.

JF

Ah, the butter myth. Just get some organic butter mate. Butter is full of vitamins, good fats, and medium and short chain fats that actually help in fat burning. Read this http://authoritynutrition.com/7-reasons-why-butter-is-good-for-you/

Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:48 (two years ago) Permalink

If you were a sock puppet account, who's sock would you want to be?

deej loaf (D-40), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:49 (two years ago) Permalink

If I ask you for your favorite 80s rap record, which decade will you respond with?

Best lyrics:
Great adventures of Slick Rick,

most creative:
3 feet

most ahead of its time:
critical beatdown

favourite:
Evert Fat Boys record

Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:56 (two years ago) Permalink

Dear Raccoon Tanuki,

What's your ride?

Yours,

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:11 (two years ago) Permalink

Ah, the butter myth. Just get some organic butter mate.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:48 (32 minutes ago)

wait does this mean you are british

Contrappunto dialettico alla mente (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:21 (two years ago) Permalink

Another blow for our empire.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:55 (two years ago) Permalink

Might be Dorke having a laugh

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:57 (two years ago) Permalink

Raccoon Tanuki,

This is Cartoon Saluki:
http://art.artist.dragoart.com/saluki-dog-first-time-using-gimp_1_000000038031_1.jpg

I think you two would really hit it off.

Regards,

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:02 (two years ago) Permalink

Might be Dorke having a laugh

I like this theory

, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:08 (two years ago) Permalink

Racoon Tanuki what is your favorite pre-disco Bee Gees song

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:08 (two years ago) Permalink

wait does this mean you are british

― Contrappunto dialettico alla mente (nakhchivan), Tuesday, September 30, 2014 1:21 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she has a privately educated south western English voice, which funnily enough is also what Martina TB has.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, September 22, 2014 6:43 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rob, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:21 (two years ago) Permalink

Raccoon Tanuki, what do you think of this post

Would have voted for Type of Way as my #1 had I voted. Just a fucking transcendental record. So much fun to be had with Rich Homie Quan impressions too.

― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, January 23, 2014 10:37 AM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:27 (two years ago) Permalink

i wouldn't consider slick rick a british rapper

― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, September 24, 2014 6:35 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's not American though.. officially. British passport, born/raised in London till 12, British parents, raps with a British accent, was deported back to England by US government. Was going to say this is ridiculous and what matters is being in New York at the time but then again he was so different in everything he did big argument to be made for his Britishnessness being the key to that I guess.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, September 24, 2014 9:16 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Onan Pullett (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:49 (two years ago) Permalink

not that it's necessarily untrue but it's only ever british herbs that point it out

just this week I heard professor green dusting it off on the radio

Onan Pullett (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:51 (two years ago) Permalink

type of way 2nd best song of last year after 'happy' so yeah.

Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:53 (two years ago) Permalink

not that it's necessarily untrue but it's only ever british herbs that point it out

just this week I heard professor green dusting it off on the radio

All of the swans we have seen are white.
Therefore, all swans are white.

Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:56 (two years ago) Permalink

more like if it looks like a raccoon and shits like a raccoon tbh

Onan Pullett (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:57 (two years ago) Permalink

but a tanuki isn't actually a raccoon. or in any way related to a raccoon.

Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:00 (two years ago) Permalink

it is a cousin of the saluki

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:03 (two years ago) Permalink

yeah they prob even shit differently for all Ive researched this

Onan Pullett (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:03 (two years ago) Permalink

^ has tanuki blind spot and proud of it

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:05 (two years ago) Permalink

tanuki is eaten throughout europe you ignorant cunt

Onan Pullett (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:09 (two years ago) Permalink

well hey now

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:11 (two years ago) Permalink

smdh we're seriously not gonna recast slick rick as some kinda bullshit wee pappa girls/derek b "bullet from a gun" b.s. c'mon dude

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:16 (two years ago) Permalink

next he'll be claiming Dana Dane

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:26 (two years ago) Permalink

the U.S. used to be British colonies
therefore, all U.S. rappers are British

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:57 (two years ago) Permalink

so raccoon tanuki is wight dorke.

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:34 (two years ago) Permalink

Dear Raccoon Tanuki,

Are you Wight Dorke?

Yours,

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:35 (two years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NIurQxvX3g

Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:31 (two years ago) Permalink

went to central london on the weekend, awful, gentrified, commercial, corporate, achingly emptily cool desperations, selfie sticks, $15 organic single organic cookies, no cafes, zero independants, zero young locals, 100% tourists and rich families. Really you have to go quite far to the outskirts now to find any real people or places in London. Theres miles and miles of corporate desert and it's soul destroying. Other than Bodean's there's no where to even eat. The actual independant places are just hipster run offs frequented by yuppie clients selling nothing. You've got this street Carnaby Street famous in the past for hippie culture and swinging 60s and mods and independent boutiques and you get there and it's fucking filled with Puma and Adidas stores, wtf? They play up it's heritage and put that shit all along it. Soulless. Pay £10 for a tube day pass, get onto the most grotty disgustingly unclean underground trains in teh world in my experience. Had to walk around South Kensington for a bit, just a pile of rich shit and yuppies and dead eyed tourists how can anyone stay sane there?

Cities I generally find disgusting depressing places, but I have never been more depressed and dispossessed and lacking in confidence in humanity by a City than last weekend in London.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 4:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 15:44 (two years ago) Permalink

my guess is this is either Marcello or dog latin.

Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 15:46 (two years ago) Permalink

sure do hate those tourists

≖_≖ (Lamp), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:05 (two years ago) Permalink

in retrospect i probably should have lived in London for five years before we went on vacation there

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:18 (two years ago) Permalink

why did you go on holiday to london?

Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:23 (two years ago) Permalink

i wanted to see london and my aunt was living there and i wanted to visit her

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:24 (two years ago) Permalink

i think the real qn is why raccoon tanuki went on holiday to london

≖_≖ (Lamp), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:25 (two years ago) Permalink

i had fun btw! i've been to london a couple times for work, i liked it

but i dunno i tend to just hang out and check shit out and drink and not ruminate over humanity and shit, big ben! pretty big fuckin clock u gotta admit man

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:26 (two years ago) Permalink

nfl game was on, entire regent street was closed down for "nfl street party". dan marino was there, coach of raiders called london "the most beautiful city in the world" lol

Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:28 (two years ago) Permalink

i had fun btw! i've been to london a couple times for work, i liked it

but i dunno i tend to just hang out and check shit out and drink and not ruminate over humanity and shit, big ben! pretty big fuckin clock u gotta admit man

yeah, if its your first time in london. I loved london the first 10 times i visited. The last time though, it all caved in and realisation hit home that we're fucked.

Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:29 (two years ago) Permalink

Raccoon Tanuki,

What kind of phone do you use? What kind of computer?

Thanks,

, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:41 (two years ago) Permalink

i'd kill to party w/dan marino

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:41 (two years ago) Permalink

why was he banned this time?

Treeship, Saturday, 2 May 2015 17:47 (two years ago) Permalink

cos he's a rubbish troll of no value whatsoever?

if he's got some connection to ozymandiar or whatever it's called then i'm assuming he'll be banned in perpetuity

contendo conformo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 May 2015 17:57 (two years ago) Permalink

yeah i get that part. i just wondered if there was a recent incident

Treeship, Saturday, 2 May 2015 17:57 (two years ago) Permalink

he said something pretty racist on the kendrick lamar thread that no one reacted to at the time

Treeship, Saturday, 2 May 2015 17:58 (two years ago) Permalink

iirc the rev observed mildly that he had spent a lot of time in montana, which raccoon from his vantage point on our aircraft carrier had implied was a white state, but maybe you were talking about something else; it was a fertile thread

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 2 May 2015 18:15 (two years ago) Permalink

I don't think he was connected to ozmodiar.

He had accumulated a significant number of flag posts. It wasn't 51'd but it was an inevitability. I think that most people showed a lot of restraint in not engaging with him this time around, but everyone was tired of it.

how's life, Saturday, 2 May 2015 18:26 (two years ago) Permalink

his most recent posts are vile misognyist bullshit inspired by not liking a janelle monae song, turned out he hadn't fully changed his brand to anti-semitism and still had room for misogyny

still wonder if he was someone's long-game troll persona/parody account but who knows, good riddance regardless

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 2 May 2015 18:49 (two years ago) Permalink

What would the long-game be, exactly?

subject's companion from prior surveillance (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:06 (two years ago) Permalink

universal health care iirc

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:11 (two years ago) Permalink

he had cultivated a form of internet currency that was based on the accumulated negative emotions of the people he trolled

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:15 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Tom GetOffmyLawn is that you:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/samweiner/get-rid-of-raccoons-in-4-easy-steps

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:54 (two years ago) Permalink

seven months pass...
one year passes...

Watch the hell out, Charli fans.

Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Friday, 24 March 2017 22:46 (five months ago) Permalink

Omg " orient mammal."

Treeship, Friday, 24 March 2017 22:51 (five months ago) Permalink

ohhhh

sleeve, Friday, 24 March 2017 22:52 (five months ago) Permalink

We may not have much time.

Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Friday, 24 March 2017 22:52 (five months ago) Permalink

lot of fps flying around atm it seems, me I'm only fping anyone who's only just cracked the code of "orientmammal"

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Friday, 24 March 2017 23:03 (five months ago) Permalink

oh this guy

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 March 2017 23:13 (five months ago) Permalink

So what's the original username for this guy? Turrican?

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 23:14 (five months ago) Permalink

haha no Turrican is someone else

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 March 2017 23:14 (five months ago) Permalink

no that's exactly right

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Friday, 24 March 2017 23:15 (five months ago) Permalink

I doubt it Ask Raccoon Tanuki Turrican is a p sensible poster on a lot of ILM threads

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 March 2017 23:18 (five months ago) Permalink

I just Turrican't with this

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 23:21 (five months ago) Permalink

Sure... If "raccoon tanuki" is your idea of a sensible poster

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Friday, 24 March 2017 23:21 (five months ago) Permalink

lmao

a but (brimstead), Friday, 24 March 2017 23:40 (five months ago) Permalink

Yup, as Shakey said, this has absolutely nothing to do with me. In fact I said as much about two years ago?

Oh, and wins, do be quiet you utter fuckhole.

Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Saturday, 25 March 2017 00:01 (five months ago) Permalink

team turrican for life <3

Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Saturday, 25 March 2017 00:03 (five months ago) Permalink

Weekends here guys

Have sum fun

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 25 March 2017 00:05 (five months ago) Permalink

ban wins

Treeship, Saturday, 25 March 2017 00:14 (five months ago) Permalink

no don't ban wins

a but (brimstead), Saturday, 25 March 2017 01:51 (five months ago) Permalink

Fine then

Treeship, Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:18 (five months ago) Permalink

ban everyone

Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:42 (five months ago) Permalink

no more hiding behind mammal species

Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:42 (five months ago) Permalink

^^^

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Saturday, 25 March 2017 09:15 (five months ago) Permalink

Looking in your direction, "Neanderthal"

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Saturday, 25 March 2017 09:15 (five months ago) Permalink

oog ugh Neanderthal hungry

i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:32 (five months ago) Permalink

Guys it's me. I'm every troll. I was even Dom Passantino

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:38 (five months ago) Permalink

This definitely checks out but if you are tanuki then just who is turrican??

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:54 (five months ago) Permalink

he's just said, he's every troll

millwallreptile (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:54 (five months ago) Permalink

This guy was punkishippies as well, no?

ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:33 (five months ago) Permalink

Tombot?

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:34 (five months ago) Permalink

that would explain his test message in metal a few moments ago

looking forward to his terrible metal opinions again

Neanderthal, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:35 (five months ago) Permalink

xpost

Neanderthal, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:35 (five months ago) Permalink

I don't mean Tomboto obvs

ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:35 (five months ago) Permalink

Can't wait for his take on that Shining poster! xp

ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:36 (five months ago) Permalink

The one with Nicholson's face in the door?

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:38 (five months ago) Permalink

would think a raccoon of all creatures would appreciate a safe space

Neanderthal, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:42 (five months ago) Permalink

Some raccoons are tired of being always being victims.

Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:46 (five months ago) Permalink

five months pass...

his most recent posts are vile misognyist bullshit inspired by not liking a janelle monae song, turned out he hadn't fully changed his brand to anti-semitism and still had room for misogyny

still wonder if he was someone's long-game troll persona/parody account but who knows, good riddance regardless

― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 2 May 2015 18:49 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What would the long-game be, exactly?

― subject's companion from prior surveillance (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:06 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

universal health care iirc

― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:11 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For this lol much thanks

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 September 2017 23:18 (one week ago) Permalink


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