C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over

I have stained underwear hanging over my closets, my bathroom sink is caked in an inch of soap scum, and it looks like the dust bunnies are taping an episode of the Grind

haha I need to quit drugs. partner = apartment. delete thread!

ass partner?

whoa is your partner a vegetable?

xp :(

omg best thread title of 2009, at least

"rare guest"

I wish we still had categories because this should totally go under "Freudian slips".

LOL

THIS THREAD WILL NEVER BE DELETED EVER EVER EVER

John Waters is now pissed he can't use this thread title as a line in his next movie

Cleaning your disgusting ass, partner, because you're having a rare guest over

"Cleaning your disgusting ass, partner because you're having a rare guest over"

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I immed pictured burt w/ a gardenhose pointed at his ass partner

'gardenhose'

Okay "totes" was one thing but we're saying "immed" now?

abortr

bringin' ROFLs here

why do your underwear have stains? you should try wiping your butt IMO

Haha that just led me to back up and notice THE GRIND

Is there an Eric Nies dustbunny?

it looks like the dust bunnies are taping an episode of the Grind

hidden major lol

nies is on that new vh1 show about teen idols

Does he wear a shirt in it?

He's 40 now, so yes.

yeah he looks pretty much the same, except longer hair and kinda going bald

this is what hipsters call slummin' it

I always knew he would go bald. There are certain people where they just look like they will have a bald face.

If not a disgusting ass partner.

C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over easy

Nicole, your posts about baldness and dogs that weigh less than 30 pounds are eventually going to make me feel bad

Just sing that song to your dog to feel better.

BTW Burt maybe if you just put on a sweater when your guest arrives, it will make up for the dirtbaggy apartment

burt if you put on some jeans maybe they will be distracted by your package--?!?!?

lol xp

http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/nies1.jpg

thread title made me think of burt washing some manchild in the tub while a gentleman in a tuxedo knocked sharply at the door

congratulations on having a guest

second one since I signed the lease in June 2008

Put on a sweater and the Vampire Weekend record and just be all like "it took my decorator ages to pick out this soap scum"

And then, if this is a romantic visit and it goes well, when you drop your pants you have to say "ladies and gentlemen, BURT STANTON"

http://www.geocities.com/don_homer.rm/Sven.jpg

burt is your guest one of your many female law student admirers

pay a hardcore band to hang out at your place and tell your guest it's a squat

MY COLLECTION OF RARE... AND GRINDING... DUST BUNNNEEEEEZ....... VIOLATED!

why the hell are you leaving stained underpants hanging on your closet...? like not any part of that makes any sense. the rest of it does, but that part. i mean, just think about this:

1) if the underpants are dirty, why would you put them back in the closet?
2) who puts even clean underpants in the closet anyway?

what is this!!!

yes it is max. and the reason no one visits me is I live nowhere near public transport. Also I smell weird.

schef, it's because his roommate painted the stained underwear like easter eggs

also if you have such problems with your underpants just buy black ones.

the stained underwear got there during a bout of Cabin Fever, where I was trying to see how many pair I could throw on there. 300 pairs and counting.

will you liveblog your date pls

if nothing else i encourage you to post a rundown of the date on i love cricket

aaaaaaaaand we're back on topic

This thread keeps giving.

no one has made any hamburger jokes yet????

http://www.oviedocandor.com/fireman_water_hose_lg_nwm.gif

Grown up parties are like a memorial service for broken dreams

always party with people no more than ten yrs older than you. after that, it's likely to become bizarro.

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1: fap
1: burt_stanton
1: everyone brings 1 pair of new undies for burt

hammmburgers

we should have a fap, where everyone buys burt_stanton one beer.
captain lorax be the flash-drive dj.

― ian, Saturday, January 24, 2009 12:55 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ian homie u r a genius lets make this happen

srsly! tho its prob best if burt just invites us all to his next law school party

you don't want to go. these peoples apartments will make you feel like you live in some kind-of halfway house efficiency. 90% of the night is tooth pulling "conversation" (what do u do where do u live whre did u go to school), but the 10% fun is better than sitting in your apartment with your hand on your dick.

I'll have to give it to 32 year old still-a-bartender-but-maybe-i'll-get-more-serious-with-my-graphic-design-maybe-i'll-buy-a-silk-screen-machine-thing-and-make-t-shirts hipster parties: weed, music, shitty apartments, and stupid ass conversation.

yah but if all of us come itll be a lot more like that - also captain lorax on the wheels of data

no reason why we cant have our hands on our dicks at a law school party

Good idea, ice cream. Let's have a night that would make Harold Pinter proud.

max's suggestion is perfectly in line with my vision of the night of horrors

As you can tell, I'm really thrilled with my career decision here and with my colleagues. I'm a real person, though... I'll post an actual picture in that wdyll thing.

burt youve posted like six pictures in wdyll and then you take them down immediately

got too many emails for girls wanting to date him, probably.

no underwear in the sky no credibility

http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/14530000/14531874.JPG

so when are we all having this party?

C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over

ass partner

))<>((

i am confused and that assmoticon is broken

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me_and_you_and_everyone_we_know

let this serve as a grand memorial

Was there ever a party with burt_stanton? Reading old threads and his constant anxiety over his appearance makes me want to see pictures of the guy. Such a tease!

If he's not too busy being eaten out by Hoosteen of course.

― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Saturday, January 24, 2009 6:27 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark

this takes that joke to a whole other level

Roxy - this thread!

woah life/board synergy. taking out months' worth of empty liquor bottles - the neighbors will think I'm an insane boozehound.

hread title made me think of burt washing some manchild in the tub while a gentleman in a tuxedo knocked sharply at the door

― the bull of the seven combats (rent), Friday, January 23, 2009 4:59 PM (2 years ago)

i think the manchild would be a midget that represents a repressed aspect of burt's psyche

we should have a fap, where everyone buys burt_stanton one beer.
captain lorax be the flash-drive dj.

― ian, Saturday, 24 January 2009 05:55 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

clean your disgusting ass, partner

company's coming

Burt Stanton, Esq.: Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare client over

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best ilx titular typo? you decide

were Burt Stanton and Bill Magill the same guy?

i like this thread title

just imagine how insulted you'd be if your partner told you they needed to scrub you down because guests were coming over.

uh

xp ask a booty cleaner

for lack of a hyphen dignity was lost

the ass partner as i imagine him

Burt

Is ads partner like a timeshare or sumfin.