Or you could use the power tools to drill through the walls and get out.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)
well if the cave has free utilities then you might as well just live there
― bernard snowy, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)
rice cakes are good w/cream cheese
― jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)
im going to add some rice cakes and cream cheese to my fresh direct order
― jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)
Turning into a TITTWWS thread.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)
J0hnD. is capt. save-a-controversy. p.s. u madddd
― am0n, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)
can't wait 4 his willfully naive rebutt-al!!! XD
― am0n, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)
Power tools are mostly battery operated now, ya know.
And if you fall on a big pile of them, you can just use another one when the previous one's battery runs out.
Look, I got this "escape from a fucking cave" thing all worked out in my head.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)
maybe you could fashion the rice cakes into a ladder using the power tools
― jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)
I think I once read a Walker Percy novel based on a famous philosophical conundrum similar to this one.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)
Ricecakes In the Ruins
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, that was it.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)
I have zero history with Alex (I'm still very new here), but his comment made me laugh out loud at the end of a long day. He's ok by me. :)
― Nate Carson, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)
WHY I DISLIKE ALEX IN NYC, A LESSON IN THREE PARTS.
It's well beyond mutual, ass monkey!
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)
So the more ds, the maddddddder u r?
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 00:56 (eighteen years ago)
Why must people be so utterly humorless?
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)
Killing jokes.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 02:53 (eighteen years ago)
I laughed.
― Nate Carson, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)
you're so vain you probably think this thread is about you
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:03 (eighteen years ago)
This thread was composed as a retort to this thread, so yes -- it might as well be about me.
PS: Up yours.
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)
this looks like a cool cd:
2000 VA- Gothic Club Classics audio A double-CD collection of true gothic club classics! Not any Bauhaus, Nephilim, Xymox or Mission song, but their absolute best, most recognized, and most essential tracks for the newly converted: The Mission UK's Wasteland, Bauhaus' Bela Lugosi, The Clan's Louise, X-mal's Incubus Succubus II , Killing Joke's Love Like Blood, Nick Cave's Weeping Song, Fields of the Nephilim's MoonChild, and several other leading gothic bands like Dreadful Shadows, Love Like Blood, Inkubus Sukkubus, Theatre of Tragedy and many more. 28 songs.
so does this one:
2006: VA - A Life Less Lived: The Gothic Boxaudio "A 4-disc box (3 CDs + DVD), with 53 songs and 12 videos originally released between 1978 and 1998, this boxed set provides a uniquely comprehensive listen into the largest underground scene in the world. Long before its black velvet and pale skin fashions crept into American malls, Goth music represented an underground movement led by fans who favored songs that tapped into the antisocial energy of punk but celebrated dark introspection, tempestuous atmospherics and visual panache. Rhino brings together influential bands that rarely or never participate in Gothic music compilations to create a fascinating cross-section of all matters pertaining to Goth. The box set includes essential classic hits from the founders of the gothic rock movement including Bauhaus, Joy Division, The Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, The Jesus And Mary Chain, The Mission UK, Echo & The Bunnymen, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Love And Rockets, Fields Of The Nephilim, Ghost Dance, Peter Murphy, The Danse Society, Clan Of Xymox, Xmal Deutschland, Cocteau Twins, Dead Can Dance, The Damned, Killing Joke and many more."
― Nate Carson, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 12:56 (eighteen years ago)
qft
― J0hn D., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)
What the fuck do they know? I don't consider Joy Division or the J&MC goths either, for what it's worth.
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)
..and nor should anyone.
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)
See, that last post is where I just start laughing at you.
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
joy division are the precursors to minimal house, everyone knows that
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)
i bet steely dan has the highest percentage of fans who used to loath them of any band.
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)
How long will the new Alex'n'Nate comedy team last?
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)
Never loathed them, just considered them a guilty pleasure. Have since dropped the guilty part.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)
Funnily enough, I've been laughing at you since before I can remember.
Joy Division aren't goths. Inspiration to the Goths? Sure. But to call Joy Division goths does them a profound disservice.
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)
Alex has forgotten all of us, Rock Hardy. Maybe he should have revived the Alzheimer's thread last week.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/crumblaughing.jpg
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)
http://walkerart.org/archive/D/AB737183A1BE364D6168.jpg
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)
Killing Joke hardly needs my defending in this case. Yes, Jaz looks like shit these days (tho' so does Scott Seward, I'd wager), but their music takes a planet-engulfing dump on Steely Dan's weedy, jazzbo piffle every day of the apocalypse.
― Alex in NYC, Thursday, November 15, 2007 2:33 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark
LOL
― Eisbaer, Monday, 10 November 2008 07:08 (seventeen years ago)
i like killing joke tbh (i bought their first record at a store a few years ago and the guy loled and said, "i've been waiting for that one to move every since i opened the store...four years ago") but i think the comparison between their impish goth new wave punk thing and steely dan's carefully constructed, literate hard rock is a little weird?
― omar little, Monday, 7 December 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
planet-engulfing dump
― what fun it is to reign & sing a Slayer song tonight (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 00:07 (sixteen years ago)
Said it once & I'll assuredly say it again: FUCK Steely Dan.
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 04:06 (sixteen years ago)
Steely Dan is almost perfect but that is for another thread.
― Bee OK, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:50 (sixteen years ago)
went into this thread wishing i'd been around to vote for killing joke...
― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 09:34 (sixteen years ago)
jazz-rock beats goth every time.
― Bill Magill, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:05 (sixteen years ago)
not every time.
― what fun it is to reign & sing a Slayer song tonight (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)
there are absolutely no circumstances in which steely dan are preferable to killing joke.
― m the g, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:29 (sixteen years ago)
i can totally understand this POV if you're into goth
― omar little, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)
I'm into goth and the answer to this is still Steely Dan
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)
i think "the royal scam" is the most goth steely dan album
― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)
Very classy homophobia upthread, et al.
― really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:45 (sixteen years ago)