The Best Of The 50 Worst Rock-n-Roll Albums Of All Time

Shakey again OTM

How is Aqualung in any way 'frat boy'?

Half the frat boys I knew owned that record!

Nice poll, Kevin! And you're right: pretty funny book, even though I like many of their choices and take issue with most of their assumptions. (OH NOES STEVE HOWE NOT INFLUENCED BY BLUESMEN)

It comes down to a near-tie between moody Moodies muzak and metal machine music...Days Of Future Passed takes it!

Of the 50, I currently own eight, used to own a further eight, and WISH I owned Elvis/Journey/Milli Vanilli. Maybe that second Shaggs album too, tho I suspect it's kinda redundant.

Wow, you knew some really freaky frat boys dude.

I've been looking for that Elvis record for 12 years.

I was gonna say, if Aqualung and Topographic Oceans are really considered frat boy classics, I love America! (Moving Pictures and DSOTM I don't doubt, OTOH.)

xpost

Stop and Smell the Roses is like the second best Ringo LP.

what's the first? I only have the "Ringo" one with "I'm The Greatest" on it.

Yeah, I think that one's probably the best.

Toss up among the Queen sets and Topographic. Seven Seas of Rhye and Now I'm Here are great songs!

Yes gets my vote.

Stop and Smell the Roses is like the second best Ringo LP.

What about Goodnight Vienna? It has some cool glam-like production.

Yeah, maybe. It's been a while since I've heard that one.

Ok I found and listened to Having Fun With Elvis On Stage. It is really terrible, worse than I thought it would be. Listening to it, I felt drunk, without being drunk. It's like being inside the head of a bored, boring person who has no idea what to say, and does not care. So he says a whole lot of garbage. I know, this probably sounds classic. I thought that for 12 years! Well, now I know, and knowing is half the battle. (The other half is not listening to it again. That one's easy.)

to really have fun with Elvis onstage you should just watch "That's The Way It Was" which is really great and also full of many wtf moments (did Elvis just say, in all seriousness, "I am totally insane, and have been for many years" to a sold out audience? yes he did)

see also: Elvis drunkenly falling off his chair during rehearsal, wearing his sunglasses upside down, sweating bullets before going onstage, lambasting backup singers and threatening to replace them with Mahalia Jackson etc etc

Can it compete with the master?

haha I've never actually heard that, unfortunately

You have not lived.

*kills self*

glad we got the Donovan ball rolling then! :D

I'd never heard of the Paul Stanley banter record, but I've found it. We'll see if it "tops" Elvis'.

Here we go. (The original bootleg single is from a different era than the compilation we were all freaking out over last year.)

New York, lemme hear ya! Good people! This is where it all began! There wouldn't be KISS ... without New York CITY! Without the good STATE of New York! We got a lot of stuff for ya tonight...

Yeah I just found a 70 track compilation.

That would be the one from last year. And it is a joy forever.

yeah "That's The Way It Was" = sheer insanity.

I saw it several years ago while bar-tending a super-fan hotel party during "Elvis Week" (week-long tribute on the anniversary of his death). It was made all the more surreal by weeping Europeans watching it on the jumbo screen.

yikes

DO YOO LAWK THE TAYSTE OF AWK-KO-HAWL???

that paul stanley thing is one of the top 50 best albums of all time.

Every time one of the tracks comes on during itunes random play, the world seems a little brighter. Especially when a Nurse With Wound song comes on afterwards.

YSI...?

(its okay to ask for YSIs of unofficial bootlegs, isn't it???)

I don't think anyone would begrudge you this one.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK! WE LOVE YOU ALL, INDIANAPOLIS, WITH OUR LOVE...GUNS!
cue Salt Marie Celeste.

DETROIT YOU'VE OPENED YOUR HEARTS...AND YOUR LEGS...TO US

shakey i'll try to find my cd-r i don't know where it is at the moment...

I have it at home, so I'll YSI it if no one else gets to it first.

thx - I grabbed three MP3s off of WFMU but they're only like a minute apiece

Shakey check your email.

1st degree
2nd degree
If you've got any papers will you serve them to me?

Elvis: That's The Way It Was Is

Thanks Euler!!!

I have it at home, so I'll YSI it if no one else gets to it first.

If somebody could that would be great, I've misplaced the disc it's on.

Nice poll, Kevin!

Thanx, MVB!

"Every time one of the tracks comes on during itunes random play, the world seems a little brighter" re: Stanley…

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I suspect that M*** **leman would have some insight to impart re: Guterman and the way those preILM-era crits did they thang…

Maybe that second Shaggs album too, tho I suspect it's kinda redundant.

Shaggs' Own Thing is included on the 1988 Rounder CD The Shaggs. So if you have that CD, you have Shaggs' Own Thing.

Nobody has the guts to put together a real list of the worst albums because it means spending oodles of time flipping through dollar vinyl for stuff that would never, ever be put out on CD. I guess it's more fun to take shots at easy targets.

This is an excellent point. But I'm not sure taking shots is only about fun. It's about cultural value as well. Which reminds me of one of my all-time fave Xgau reviews in which he calls Ministry's Filth Pig "a grindcore album worth hating." So is the worst album of all time something that enrages you and/or has been embraced by thousands, even millions? Or is it, say, a never-to-be-digitized genre piece that failed to make any impression on you whatsoever and/or has been embraced by a fan base in the single digits? (I think I've asked this question before on ILM but it bears repeating.) Is it worth it to go on record saying you hate (insert obscure grindcore band here)? What kind of value would that statement have? (Seriously asking here.)

Of course, all this says a lot about musical communities. And Xgau's own value system. Clearly, he's not part of any grindcore community. And one could question the value of his pumping, oh, The Popinjays or Orüj Güvenç.

If someone wrote a 1000-word think piece on why s/he loathes Ganzmord (to choose a recent Scott Seward fave), would anyone even publish it?

Obviously made by some pathetic prog-hater. And I think hating prog was more usual in 1991 than it is today. Voted "Tales From Topographic Oceans", but there are several great albums on the list. Most of which are prog in some form or another.

xpost: he could still have picked high-profile artists and not been completely retarded over it

i need to get TFTO, actually.

(to choose a recent Scott Seward fave)

I mean, that's why I love Scott Seward so much. He DOES flip through dollar vinyl. And writes about it.

Re Kevin John your interesting rant: I agree that it would be useless to publish a list of obscure crap. We wouldn't even be involved in this long thread.

On the other hand, picking live albums is lame. Come on - aren't a lot of these just pushed out there to fulfill a contract etc.?

Same goes for the Mil Vils of the world. OK, we get it.

I have no problem with people picking like this, if the writing is good (as stated above by people). Just the list in and of itself lends itself to a lot of strawman votes (see live albums), and purposely brash put-downs of stuff that is pretty darn good.