― peepee (peepee), Monday, 26 September 2005 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 26 September 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 26 September 2005 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― richard wood johnson, Monday, 26 September 2005 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 26 September 2005 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link
"England loves you?"
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 26 September 2005 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link
You're obviously unfamiliar with Paul Stanley's spectacularly idiotic stage banter.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 26 September 2005 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Keith C (lync0), Monday, 26 September 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link
It's fantastic. Having Fun With Stanley on Stage is something I have wanted my own copy of for years now, as a search through the ILX archives will attest. In fact, this is stupid; I'm going to email my friend Gravy and have her digitize the damned thing for me.
― J (Jay), Monday, 26 September 2005 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link
Ridiculous On-Stage, Between Song Banter
― J (Jay), Monday, 26 September 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― peepee (peepee), Monday, 26 September 2005 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― peepee (peepee), Monday, 26 September 2005 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― VIscount Slim, Monday, 26 September 2005 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Monday, 26 September 2005 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 26 September 2005 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― pdf (Phil Freeman), Monday, 26 September 2005 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 26 September 2005 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― a. begrand (a begrand), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 04:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― and if but, Tuesday, 27 September 2005 04:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― peepee (peepee), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Brian Turner (btwfmu), Friday, 7 October 2005 01:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Brian Turner (btwfmu), Friday, 7 October 2005 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 February 2006 06:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Monday, 6 February 2006 06:34 (eighteen years ago) link
The most amazing track has to be the "How many girls out there like to get LICKED?! And how many GUYS out there like to get licked?! You lick me, I'll lick you!" monologue.
Thanks, Bobby - almost always with this sort of thing, it's more fun to hear about it than to actually hear it, but this is just a solid masterpiece through and through.
― T/S: Pinks/Oki Dog/Scoobys/Tail o' the Pup (Bent Over at the Arclight), Monday, 6 February 2006 06:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 February 2006 06:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― kit brash (kit brash), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― pdf (Phil Freeman), Monday, 6 February 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 February 2006 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE THAT LIKES TO GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!?!?!?!
― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dom iNut (donut), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― a. begrand (a begrand), Monday, 6 February 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Wow) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (He Needs A Lozenge) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― a. begrand (a begrand), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm sitting here listening to Dynasty. I know that's not the album playing right now, but some people call that their disco album ... but their real fans know different. Not the kids who collect baseball cards and Kiss shit. I'm talking about those of us who hoped their parents would die in a car crash or something so they could be adopted. Maybe by Gene or Paul or Ace or Peter. I wanted to kill that little piece of shit Adam Rich: it said in Tiger Beat he was Gene's number one fan -- that was so fucking unfair. Just because he's a celebrity? Fuck him. I'm talking about losers from Queens and New Jersey and Long Island who defended Kiss when Van Halen was supposedly king. Kids who later dropped out of high school to work at their fathers' plumbing supply store. Cheesy chocolate milk moustaches and faded transfer t-shirts and work boots (unlaced of course). Girls with big asses and poofy hair and roach clip feather earrings who still wear leg warmers: these are true Kiss fans. Fans who would take the time to write into Creem or Rip to defend Paul. How dare they say Paul's a fag? Kiss is the greatest rock and roll band in the world. How could he be a fag, then, tell us. Kiss isn't a joke to look back on, they weren't a phase, they were the whole fucking world, they weren't an escape because they were my entire reality.
― Franklin Trench, Monday, 6 February 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― juana, Monday, 6 February 2006 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link
Actually, I think he's saying "why?" instead of "wow", which makes it even more incoherent, and therefore greater.
― Dom iNut (donut), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link
The "uzi of ooze" line is sure to be a hit with the ladies.
― Euler, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
I've got it properly tagged with the track titles above on slsk. look me up as sbsweaty
― Mike Dixn, Thursday, 9 August 2007 00:44 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.decibelmagazine.com/uploadedFiles/CannCorp_livechicago_mix.mp3
― latebloomer, Saturday, 29 March 2008 10:03 (sixteen years ago) link
where is banter poll
― Shakey Mo Collier, Saturday, 29 March 2008 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link
People Let Me Get This Off My Chest Comix:http://beeteedee.com/master_orator.html
― Mike Dixn, Friday, 4 December 2009 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
The panel in comic 12 with Paul sitting next to the huge old timey radio is golden
― I AGREE WITH THE COSMETIC SURGERY (DJ Mencap), Friday, 4 December 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Dear me.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 December 2009 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Fugazi vers:
http://www.chunklet.com/index.cfm?section=blogs&ID=574
― Disco Stfu (Raw Patrick), Friday, 4 December 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
HOW MANY PPL HERE LIKE TO GET LICKED?????
― mh (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 November 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/281776_o.gif
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 November 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
This is the greatest Kiss related thing ever (though Jon Wurster's live tweets of Criss's autobio are a close second).
My favorite is actually Gene yelling what I for the longest time thought was "PITCH-BACK!!!" and I for the life of my could not figure out what he was really saying until it went off like a light one day when I was listening to it. He's saying "Pittsburgh".
― chr1sb3singer, Monday, 12 November 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28DugXh5k6o#!
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
Hold on, this should work better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28DugXh5k6o
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
Meanwhile:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TY4gEC3yq4
To quote Bowiesongs, "Paul Stanley home demos from the late '80s may be the most astonishingly generic rock music ever recorded"
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
There Are EVIL PEOPLE Who Hate The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
― mookieproof, Saturday, 2 November 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link
http://soundcloud.com/christopher-armes/45-minutes-of-paul-stanley
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 00:17 (ten years ago) link
this is so funny
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link
man i used to listen to this so much
AWRIGHT LISTEN!
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link
TAYSTE OF AW-CO-HAWL!
Is anybody here high?
― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link
This seems a little different than the cd version I used to have
I. love. glug.
― Iago Galdston, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link
xpost -- yeah, it's not the exact same thing as was shared out earlier on year, thus the credits.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 04:11 (ten years ago) link
The original compilation, preserved.
https://soundcloud.com/thatericalper/sets/people-let-me-get-this-off-my
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link
AWWWWRIGHT!
― Welcome To (Turrican), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link
Jesus christ, the whole 'I Want You' bit is pretty fucking ridiculous!
― Welcome To (Turrican), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 22:58 (nine years ago) link
The way he says "HIIIIIIIIGH" on track 3 creeps me out more than any other sound I have experienced.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 23:11 (nine years ago) link
And it turns out we've got a YouTube equivalent now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3cCWb37Y-k
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link
THERE IS ONLY ONE CITY IN AMERICA ... THAT I WROTE A SONG ABOUT!
― Welcome To (Turrican), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link
"YOU KNOW, THERE IS A SPIRIT HERE TONIGHT...WE CAN FEEL IT! IT'S IN THE HOUSE! IT'S INSIDE USTH!!! IT IS...A SPIRIT...THAT WILL NOT MAKE THE BLIND MAN SEE...THAT WILL NOT MAKE THE SICK WELL...IT WILL NOT MAKE THE CRIPPLE WALK...BUT THERE'S A SPIRIT INSIDE HERE TONIGHT RICHMOND VIRGINIA...THE SPIRIT OF ROCK AND ROLL DOYOUFEELIT?!?!?!?!?!!?"
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link
"AWWWW WE GONNA DO A SONG FOR YA NOW THIS SONG... I DUNNO IF I SHOULD SAY THISTH TONIGHT... BECAUSE I KNOW... I KNOW WE GOT LAW... WE GOT LAW OFFICERS HERE... AND... I'M PACKIN' A GUN TONIGHT... AHM PACKIN' MAH PISTOL... Y'KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT DONCHA, PITTSBURGH!? TALKIN' ABOUT MAH... MAH SIX SHOOTER OF SEX! TALKIN' ABOUT... MAH UUUUUZI OF OOOOOOOZE!!!1!! YOU KNOW WHAT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO, I'M TALKIN' ABOUT... MAH... LOVE GUN!!!!1!!!!!11"
― Welcome To (Turrican), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 23:25 (nine years ago) link
ALRIGHT TORONTO
― calstars, Sunday, 1 January 2017 22:35 (seven years ago) link
I think the laser pointer incident trumps all because just seeing them all standing in a row all mad and serious is really fantastic
― a but (brimstead), Sunday, 1 January 2017 22:53 (seven years ago) link
I remember on the Crazy Nights tour (87? 88?), which I assume was around Thanksgiving, or maybe not, who knows, it's a logic-free zone at a KISS show, PS had this bizarre Thanksgiving rant which featured the culminating line, "And I SAID to her, I got the right STUFFING for your BIRD."
― Devilock, Monday, 2 January 2017 00:54 (seven years ago) link
lol
― calstars, Monday, 2 January 2017 00:54 (seven years ago) link
just imagine how delighted he was when he thought up 'uzi of ooze'
― mookieproof, Monday, 2 January 2017 01:16 (seven years ago) link
I wonder if he keeps these quips on a legal pad or palm pilot or ?
― calstars, Monday, 2 January 2017 03:59 (seven years ago) link
I figure he has staff writers like Jay Leno and comes into their dirty backstage room before show time and they fire lines at him.
"That's good."
"No way, that won't carry in Omaha."
"C'mon...need a line for 'Heaven's on Fire' now dammit!"
― earlnash, Monday, 2 January 2017 04:05 (seven years ago) link
Still like the tayste of aww-co-hawl tbh
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 2 January 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link
That YouTube is incredible
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 2 January 2017 15:57 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1-cH1voT8w
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 28 May 2017 04:36 (six years ago) link
This is for all the little GURLZZ out theya tonight
― calstars, Sunday, 28 May 2017 23:39 (six years ago) link
http://youtu.be/L3cCWb37Y-k
― calstars, Sunday, 28 May 2017 23:44 (six years ago) link
PS is like the slimy dude in every pizzeria sitting by himself for an hour on a Friday night and watching the little GURLZ come in and out
― calstars, Sunday, 28 May 2017 23:45 (six years ago) link
Psst! Hey btw you can still get a rar of this...err..classic at Egg City Radio sharity blog. The tracks are simply labeled Track 1, Track 2, Etc. but it's all there. Enjoy!
― VyrnaKnowlIsAHeadbanger, Monday, 29 May 2017 03:26 (six years ago) link
Don't think dirty cus i'm talking about the heart YEAH RIGHT! IT'S CALLED STRUTTER!
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 1 August 2022 16:57 (one year ago) link
"People can you hear me?"
― chr1sb3singer, Monday, 1 August 2022 17:17 (one year ago) link
When you're down in the dumps and you need something to bring you... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP.... there's only one drink gonna do it for ya!
Just make sure you're not gonna drink and drive when you've got some COOOOOOOOOOOLD GIIIIIIIIN!!!
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 1 August 2022 17:18 (one year ago) link
That 2000s compilation will forever give me joy. And I think I've died laughing even more at the brutal edits that reduce all the songs to like five seconds.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 August 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link
It is the best.
― calstars, Monday, 1 August 2022 18:45 (one year ago) link