'Closer''Barbarian Invasions''Salo''The Good Girl' (unless it improved radically; I switched off early)'La Peau Douce'
― Henry Miller, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link
also:The Sixth SenseThe OthersUnderworld (w. Denis Leary)
― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 15:08 (nineteen years ago) link
"Con Air"
Sub-Michael Bay spaz editing and direction!Ridiculous script!Nicolas Cage as a lethal weapon with a mullet!numerous jokes about rape, and women and children constantly put in needless jeopardy!
Cage, Buscemi, Cusack, Malcovich! Ving Rames! Dave Chapelle! All shit. All the time. It ends with a plane crash landing into a casino, which is as excessive as excess gets.
― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Henry Miller, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link
seconded, although i always feel a bit uncomfortable when buscemi is left with that little girl. was that really necessary, michael bay?
― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Henry Miller, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link
"Con Air' Is such a piece of shit, not least for the "will Buscemi molest the little girl?" tea party scene. Oh, the humor! Oh, the drama! Oh, the humanity!
― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Canute, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 15:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gordy Stevenson, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― coco, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link
That's so OTM I can't even believe it. It can also be someone restoring a house or learning to be good at some kind of sport to that power pop song.
― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link
Mind you, I've never seen the Matrix 3. Or Austin Powers.
― hobart paving (hobart paving), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jason J, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link
What, are you MAD? Fight Club may be pretty over-rated but WORST MOVIE EVAH?!?!? And as for the other two, I suspect you're just trying to be controversial. How anybody could even THINK about nominating The Others while Quentin Tarrantino still has a career is beyond me.
― hobart paving (hobart paving), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Joe (Joe), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link
HUMAN TRAFFIC!!!
The most condescending, embarassing excuse for film I've ever seen!
― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link
Worst.. True Lies. The Scarlet Letter. (I haven't seen that one, but I am guessing it at least deserves to be voted on here.)
Something by Lars Von Trier?
Pas de repos pour les braves (No Rest for the Brave) was one of the few I've actually walked out of, but it's probably too obscure to be worth the trouble..
― daria g (daria g), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― coco, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― johno, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link
Fight Club 1910 (A Masterpiece Theatre/Merchant and Ivory Production)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link
True LiesThis one should be in the finals, too.
Something by Lars Von Trier? Yeah, I mentioned 'Dogville' upthread.
Fight ClubThe Sixth SenseThe OthersWhat, are you MAD? Fight Club may be pretty over-rated but WORST MOVIE EVAH?!?!? And as for the other two, I suspect you're just trying to be controversial.
No, I really, really dislike that trend in movies that these three films represent: In the late 90ies / early 00's every godamn movie had to have this stupid-ass ending that turned the whole thing around in a really pathetic and aren't we surprised??? manner. And after 'The Sixth Sense, anyway, everybody had guessed that this was one of those movies (if it was) after 5 mins. 'The Life Of David Gale' firts into that category, too. Luckily, this seems to be largely over by now.
― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link
Anyway, as far as worst movie evah goes:From HellGigliEnvyArmageddonHow the Grinch Stole Christmas (I saw this in the theater with my younger brother and we both walked out--he was around 8 at the time)
I'm personally a fan of "laughably bad" movies (Showgirls, Resident Evil, Blade Trinity was a LAUGH RIOT), but the above mentioned were just torture.
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link
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― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link
HAHAHA. Brilliant!
― Francisco Monar (fmonar), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― daria g (daria g), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link
i mean seriously guys seriously
― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link
Metacritic says:Video: Donnie Darko (2001) 71Film: Donnie Darko: The Director's Cut (2004) 88
So, no.
LOST IN TRANSLATION
No.
american beauty
I'm usually pretty good at avoiding terrible movies altogether. I don't know if I'd call this the worst, but it's horrible and it hasn't been mentioned:
Star Wars Episode 1, 2.
― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link