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"You are both Tyler Durden, Esq. and a slavish knave who forced your importunities on me.""Oh, I'm sorry."*Law looks wearily out window, sees peasants on the grass beating each other with hoes. Bean enters.*"I say, dash it all, I must lead them up to London for the Mayhem Exposition."
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"Now then, if we find some lard in the animal slaughterhouse..."
"Young Robert had bosoms of a Jezebel."
End theme is a vaudeville ragtime riff on "Where is My Mind?," as a big hook comes out and jerks Law away into the wings.
This was as far as Dan and I got, so please add more.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 February 2005 21:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 February 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Aaron A., Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:51 (nineteen years ago) link
I came straight from the a "misogyny in hiphop" thread on ilm and read this all wrong.
― OleM (OleM), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link
"The Pummel, why?"
― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 February 2005 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 February 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 February 2005 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 February 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 24 February 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Deerninja B4rim4, Plus-Tech Whizz Kid (Barima), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― janni (janni), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link
Read upthread damn you! That's Brian Blessed's job. ;-)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:39 (nineteen years ago) link
"Who would you spar with?""I would fight Gandhi. He strikes me as a reprehensible chap."
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 24 February 2005 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Deerninja B4rim4, Plus-Tech Whizz Kid (Barima), Thursday, 24 February 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link
"No, Louis, I am still not comprehending."
*CRACK*
"Now?"
"Alright, sir, alright, I - wait, I am lost."
― Deerninja B4rim4, Plus-Tech Whizz Kid (Barima), Thursday, 24 February 2005 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 February 2005 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Deerninja B4rim4, Plus-Tech Whizz Kid (Barima), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link
"I believe that at one point you mentioned over gin and tonics that if anyone ever interferes with the Mayhem Exhibition, even yourself, good sir, that we had to fetch your testes."
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― Deerninja B4rim4, Plus-Tech Whizz Kid (Barima), Friday, 25 February 2005 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Saturday, 19 March 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 01:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link
(embarassed to admit that i was young and stupid enough to swear by this book for a few fey-nihilist months)
― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link
"An exit-door procedure at 3 feet. Indeed. The illusion of not getting your cape muddy."
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link