pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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And I will gladly pay attention to none of them.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 1 October 2020 16:11 (five years ago)

iTunes albums sales chart?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 1 October 2020 16:47 (five years ago)

yes

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 October 2020 16:47 (five years ago)

The new Deftones is pretty good.

pomenitul, Thursday, 1 October 2020 16:48 (five years ago)

yes

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 October 2020 16:49 (five years ago)

The Deftones review is so well-written.

I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Friday, 2 October 2020 00:21 (five years ago)

This week's Sunday Review was about Teena Marie’s album “Irons in the Fire” (it was quite informative, as I only knew her from “Lovergirl”, which is perfectly placed next to Billy Ocean’s “Loverboy” on my Best of the ‘80s mix) – does this mean we may one day see Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam’s “Spanish Fly”, The S.O.S. Band’s “Sands of Time”, or Five Star’s “Luxury of Life” on the ‘Fork?

Bill Bruford's drumbeat for "South Side of the Sky": proto-dubstep? (Prefecture), Monday, 5 October 2020 03:48 (five years ago)

one can only hope

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 5 October 2020 03:52 (five years ago)

The Teena Marie review is great (I feel like an, er, broken record, lol).

I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Monday, 5 October 2020 03:58 (five years ago)

p4k should branch off into an oldies site that just does Sunday review type stuff 7 days a week

flopson, Monday, 5 October 2020 03:59 (five years ago)

honestly, they should just wait 20 years before reviewing new albums, and then give ‘em the retrospective treatment.

(btw, brad – your Prince review is tremendous!)

I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Monday, 5 October 2020 04:05 (five years ago)

p4k should branch off into an oldies site that just does Sunday review type stuff 7 days a week

Their "classic album" last Sunday was the infamously slept-on 21 by Adele. Hmmm.

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Monday, 5 October 2020 10:02 (five years ago)

Critically it was stepped on.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 October 2020 10:15 (five years ago)

the sunday review is often a very good, slept on record. but iirc the idea behind it was to feature any noteworthy album, good or bad, that's not in the review archive.

(not making a judgment on adele: i have only heard that one really awesome song that everyone loves)

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:26 (five years ago)

the Bond theme?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:33 (five years ago)

"what's my age again"

the typo doer (Simon H.), Monday, 5 October 2020 15:34 (five years ago)

honestly, they should just wait 20 years before reviewing new albums, and then give ‘em the retrospective treatment.

(btw, brad – your Prince review is tremendous!)

― I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Sunday, October 4, 2020 11:05 PM (yesterday)

Yeah, Brad's review of "Sign 'O' The Times" is up there with Michelangelo Matos' 33 1/3 book in regards to the best written works about The Purple One. Reviews like that are why I check Pitchfork each day.

Bill Bruford's drumbeat for "South Side of the Sky": proto-dubstep? (Prefecture), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 02:39 (five years ago)

p4k should branch off into an oldies site that just does Sunday review type stuff 7 days a week
Their "classic album" last Sunday was the infamously slept-on 21 by Adele. Hmmm.

― does it look like i'm here (jon123), Monday, October 5, 2020 6:02 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ya and it was really good... what’s ur pt

flopson, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 18:31 (five years ago)

"Disco, invented by people whose existence was uncertain, was a way to turn fantasy into fact."

The conditions of their existence may have been uncertain, but they did indeed exist.

Freeze Instr., Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:29 (five years ago)

are you sure

na (NA), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:40 (five years ago)

Ontological and Epistemological Certainty (12" Disco Mix)

I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:04 (five years ago)

ya and it was really good... what’s ur pt

Half the Western world owns a copy of it, and it came out relatively recently. There's no need whatsover to be poring over it yet again when that slot could instead be used to tell us about a great record that relatively few people know about.

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 10:01 (five years ago)

Review don't exist simply to tell people that records exist though

boxedjoy, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 12:30 (five years ago)

Brad's write-up is amazing, I love that the enthusiasm is tempered with this kind of academic distance

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:58 (five years ago)

it's a real good piece; nails the best tracks imo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:15 (five years ago)

I'm with jon123 on this— it's really, truly not in anyone's interest to read another goddamn thinkpiece on fucking Adele.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 11 October 2020 15:14 (five years ago)

rollie pemberton on freestyle fellowship, killer

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/freestyle-fellowship-innercity-griots/

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 11 October 2020 15:22 (five years ago)

Pitchfork fired me...

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 11 October 2020 17:00 (five years ago)

Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP” Wasn’t Submitted for Grammys 2021


**BREAKING**

Guitar Dick (morrisp), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 05:25 (five years ago)

This tweet is like mainlining a cold can of Pitchfork Classic

.@MaryLattimore has the ability to pluck a string in a way that makes you instantly remember the taste of your fifth birthday cake https://t.co/cVCg6gW4b2

— Pitchfork (@pitchfork) October 13, 2020

Thoia Thoing, Maryland (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 06:56 (five years ago)

Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP” Wasn’t Submitted for Grammys 2021

**BREAKING**

― Guitar Dick (morrisp), Tuesday, October 13, 2020 1:25 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

It took two people to write this piece

Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 09:41 (five years ago)

Collaboration with Propublica?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 11:10 (five years ago)

one to google, one to re-write

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:30 (five years ago)

Nuts - they moved it way down to the bottom of the page (lol).

I'll make the obvious joke: that song's gonna be one DAP when it finally shows up at the 2022 awards.

Guitar Dick (morrisp), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:42 (five years ago)

fp

covidiot wind (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:45 (five years ago)

ooooh that mary lattimore tweet is some good stuff

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:47 (five years ago)

i never got a fifth birthday cake, what are they like

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:38 (five years ago)

I’ve eaten five in one sitting, is that what it means(?)

Guitar Dick (morrisp), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:41 (five years ago)

(mary lattimore is great though everyone should listen to her!)
(just not fifth grade bday cake great)

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:45 (five years ago)

5 birthday cakes out of 5

jmm, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:46 (five years ago)

saddest birthday was when i got a 3.75 cake

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:51 (five years ago)

9 cakes but no BNM 😢

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:51 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p42cTOZbA1Y

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:54 (five years ago)

Pitchfork lost interest in Cakes before his first album even came out
https://pitchfork.com/artists/30310-cakes-da-killa/

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 18:00 (five years ago)

Looks like we have to give them credit here!

https://variety.com/2020/music/news/cardi-b-megan-thee-stallion-wap-grammy-award-1234803271/

the news was first reported by Pitchfork.

Guitar Dick (morrisp), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 02:22 (five years ago)

The Sunday review of INXS's Listen Like Thieves is very good. I thought this analysis was particularly dead-on:

Stacked with eminently catchy songs from top to bottom that sound evergreen in ways that evaded so much pop music from the same era, Listen Like Thieves is a classic “verge album”—think Fleetwood Mac, Soundgarden’s Badmotorfinger, R.E.M.’s Green, or U2’s The Unforgettable Fire—a mid-career highlight where a fully formed, fully confident band finds its footing at the precipice of something much bigger and maybe just beyond their control.

Albums like this are often my favorite in a band's catalog. Badmotorfinger definitely is.

I wish the writer had been willing to admit that yeah, the heir to INXS's throne really kinda is Maroon 5, but otherwise a really well-done piece.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 18 October 2020 12:06 (five years ago)

The 1975 are the true heirs

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 18 October 2020 13:13 (five years ago)

I enjoyed this a great deal. When I had to review Kick for Pitchfork three years ago, I tried suggesting that LLT is the superior album.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 October 2020 13:15 (five years ago)

Longform: Rethinking Appropriation and Wokeness in Pop Music

I read this, and found it... confusing, not just on the level of individual sentences ("The neoliberal obsession with individualism crystallized, and focused growing social justice discourse on celebrities and eventually, to the burgeoning class of influencers made in their image"; "The visibility of artists offered an accessible entry point through which to understand discrepancies mitigated by the parameters of race"), but also just the overall thesis. That said, it was clearly written by, and for, people who are deeply engaged with the minutia of online discourse around these issues -- and so I guess "not for me." But insofar as it is a lot of intense writing that barely touches on "music" (or the enjoyment of music) at all, it left me feeling kind of hollow and bummed out.

bagel in the streets, donut in the sheets (morrisp), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 17:23 (five years ago)

something is deeply wrong when people care this much whether WAP is grammy nom'd

billstevejim, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:14 (five years ago)


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