Dear Raccoon Tanuki,
Are you Wight Dorke?
Yours,
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NIurQxvX3g
― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link
went to central london on the weekend, awful, gentrified, commercial, corporate, achingly emptily cool desperations, selfie sticks, $15 organic single organic cookies, no cafes, zero independants, zero young locals, 100% tourists and rich families. Really you have to go quite far to the outskirts now to find any real people or places in London. Theres miles and miles of corporate desert and it's soul destroying. Other than Bodean's there's no where to even eat. The actual independant places are just hipster run offs frequented by yuppie clients selling nothing. You've got this street Carnaby Street famous in the past for hippie culture and swinging 60s and mods and independent boutiques and you get there and it's fucking filled with Puma and Adidas stores, wtf? They play up it's heritage and put that shit all along it. Soulless. Pay £10 for a tube day pass, get onto the most grotty disgustingly unclean underground trains in teh world in my experience. Had to walk around South Kensington for a bit, just a pile of rich shit and yuppies and dead eyed tourists how can anyone stay sane there?Cities I generally find disgusting depressing places, but I have never been more depressed and dispossessed and lacking in confidence in humanity by a City than last weekend in London.― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 4:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Cities I generally find disgusting depressing places, but I have never been more depressed and dispossessed and lacking in confidence in humanity by a City than last weekend in London.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 4:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
my guess is this is either Marcello or dog latin.
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link
sure do hate those tourists
― ≖_≖ (Lamp), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link
in retrospect i probably should have lived in London for five years before we went on vacation there
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link
why did you go on holiday to london?
― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
i wanted to see london and my aunt was living there and i wanted to visit her
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
i think the real qn is why raccoon tanuki went on holiday to london
― ≖_≖ (Lamp), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link
i had fun btw! i've been to london a couple times for work, i liked it
but i dunno i tend to just hang out and check shit out and drink and not ruminate over humanity and shit, big ben! pretty big fuckin clock u gotta admit man
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
nfl game was on, entire regent street was closed down for "nfl street party". dan marino was there, coach of raiders called london "the most beautiful city in the world" lol
― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link
i had fun btw! i've been to london a couple times for work, i liked itbut i dunno i tend to just hang out and check shit out and drink and not ruminate over humanity and shit, big ben! pretty big fuckin clock u gotta admit man
yeah, if its your first time in london. I loved london the first 10 times i visited. The last time though, it all caved in and realisation hit home that we're fucked.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
Raccoon Tanuki,
What kind of phone do you use? What kind of computer?
Thanks,龜
― 龜, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
i'd kill to party w/dan marino
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
"laces out, dan!" lol i bet he'd love it!
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link
wtf at posting "ask...." threads on ilm
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link
yeah, if its your first time in london. I loved london the first 10 times i visited. The last time though, it all caved in and realisation hit home that we're fucked.― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 9:29 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 9:29 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Raccoon Taylor Tanuki,
who is this 'we'?
TGIF,
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
ask yourself who is really holding the selfie stick
- you or the phone?
― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link
Hi Raccoon Tanuki,
What are your feelings about dubstep? Also, how do you feel about hoodies?
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link
Dear Raccoon Tanuki (if that is your real name),
Would you consider defecting to UKIP in the middle of the Conservative annual conference?
ty in advance
― Abandoned Amusement/FUN SHIRTS (seandalai), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link
eleven visits to london and - besides a trip to kensington - seemingly never getting more than five minutes from oxford street, might need yrself a new tour guide
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 2 October 2014 02:32 (nine years ago) link
― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 12:28 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is incredible
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 October 2014 03:15 (nine years ago) link
Other than Bodean's there's no where to even eat.
sock
― out here like a flopson (tpp), Thursday, 2 October 2014 07:40 (nine years ago) link
Are you a big jazz boy or a little jazz boy?
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Thursday, 2 October 2014 09:21 (nine years ago) link
this thread inspired me to go back to trane. man, the opening beauty of “spiritual…” it’s like a dream i had: i floated on the river nile, smokin’ some fresh weed, relaxin’. but i ain’t ever gonna see the nile anyhow. this track’s as close as i come, and it’s close enough. best of the best, though, has gotta be “india.” it’s only when you listen to a perfect old jazz tune like this that you realize how much drum-n-bass is derived from this music. trane takes it to heaven and back with some style, man.
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link
what is your favourite premium bourbon?
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link
Beer man.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 13 October 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
what's yr favorite beer
― festival culture (Jordan), Monday, 13 October 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
Fan of Honker's Ale.
Hard to find in these parts. That brewery (Goose Island) has another that's easier to find though, India Pale Ale. I actually prefer American Craft to English Ale.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 13 October 2014 16:12 (nine years ago) link
Goose Island was purchased by InBev. Is it still American Craft?
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 13 October 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
Raccoon, I think you should revise that opinion. I went to Central London recently and there were some hipsters and they were all drinking American craft beer. I'm pretty sure they were hipsters. They were acting kind of soulless, you know? A bit corporate.
― grayson m'razz (wins), Monday, 13 October 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
Raccoon Tanuki, are you a hipster? It's ok if you are.
― Treeship, Monday, 13 October 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
ironically corporate
― Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 13 October 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link
Do you tip?
Season's Greetings,
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 13 October 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link
have you ever considered upgrading to ilx premium for only $9.99 a month?
― Treeship, Monday, 13 October 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link
don't tip what is this
― Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 13 October 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link
lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 October 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
What is twitter good at?
Ice to see you,
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link
wasting time
― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link
nice speakin with ya!
that answer resonates with my non-twittering ass, ty
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
relevant asteroid
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5893_Coltrane
― disconnected externalized and unrecognizable signifying structure (nakhchivan), Sunday, 16 November 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/nebraska-lineman-bit-by-raccoon-while-trying-to-take-picture-with-it-143943654.html
― johnny crunch, Friday, 5 December 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link
he should have used a camera instead!
― death in Skegness (seandalai), Friday, 5 December 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link
click
― why do I hate that thing (excluding imago, marcos) (wins), Saturday, 6 December 2014 09:10 (nine years ago) link
I like that they quote his horribly formed racist tweet w/o comment
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Saturday, 6 December 2014 09:29 (nine years ago) link
I've pissed people off in full threads for years to the point some idiots wanted me banned and I never got an ask Moka either. I am also jealous.
Maybe I'll start posting in here whenever I drink alone.
― Moka, Saturday, 6 December 2014 09:35 (nine years ago) link
Moka, how is your bar doing? Are the musically-named shots selling well?
― some kind of terrible IDM with guitars (sleeve), Saturday, 6 December 2014 09:41 (nine years ago) link
Yes, they are! So well in fact that I opened a second bar this year and I'm going for a third next year, just looking for the right location.
besides the common shots, we had 10 specials shots that you guys helped me name.... I had to cut a couple to reduce time/stock. Unfortunately I had to let go 'Barracuda' and 'Tago Mago' which were my favorite in terms of name but the ones that required more time to be made and they weren't that popular.
― Moka, Saturday, 6 December 2014 10:00 (nine years ago) link
“bad boy of the mojo letters page”
lmao perfect
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link
xp I’ve no doubt, you are the all seeing eye at the centre of the pyramid which gives the scheme its name
― coetzee.cx (wins), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:58 (five years ago) link
do ppl deserve second third chance on ilx idk
― ogmor, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link
not quite all seeing -- i just saw this:
Sunday, October 7, 2018 4:43 AM Site dan_theman has been banned permanently.
― sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link
was he stanton on the shoulders of giants and fell?
― sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link
does stanton = larry appleton? if so, then yes
― rob, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link
sometimes i think of "butt stanton" and giggle to myself
― Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link
xp - stanton was the original, of the dirty ass partner and the mysterious Grim Reapah hip hop
― sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link
Yeah I think Mr Ponzi is just a common or garden inexplicably angry about the minutiae of pedestrian music ilmor
― the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link
sorry it was disgusting, not dirty --
C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over
― sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link
ah ha, I did not know burt and larry were the same posters. he seems destined to continually return in less funny, more troubling incarnations
― rob, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link
in fairness grim reapah thread is an all time great brrbrrbrbrbrbbb
― Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link
tough but fair!
― sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link
Forgotten about Turrican bizarrely choosing this thread, of all threads, to complain about nakh, thus leading many confused ILXors to assume he was RT. This was before he got unbearable too.
― Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link