The worst Rolling Stones solo album title

Between Goddess in the Doorway and Digital Dreams for me....good poll idea!

The dark horse in this race is Bill Wyman selftitled imo

Primitive Cool

Stuff

Keith Richards – Vintage Vinos

it's not 'vintage winos'?

I Feel Like Playing strikes me as the one that isn't even trying. Main Offender is a nice cast-down gauntlet.

There's a very good reason they've never parted ways permanently.

'stuff' is kinda lol i give it a pass

Stuff struck me as, "shit, I already have a self-titled album. Fuck it." which is just ugh.

Goddess in the Doorway strikes me as just so inept, so cliche, but Digital Dreams, wow...goin with that one

it's not 'vintage winos'?

Nope, it really is Vintage Vinos, because Vintage Winos just wasn't terrible enough!

gimme some neck sounds really gross

Wintage Winos would have been better

very weird disappointment that digital dreams is not on spotify.

um dudes...i just randomly dived into a bill wyman album called "Stuff"...and there's a song called "Mama Rap"....um...woah.

aslo "If I Was A Doo Doo Doo"

man he really got into synths and shit in the 80s, this makes She's the Boss sound like Exile

"If I was a Doo Doo Doo Doo/all the choo choo trains in Timbuktu/couldn't lead my tracks away from you"

classic thread. Ron Wood is MVP imo.

man did you ever wish you could hear wyman wheezing his way through "you can leave your hat on" over some cheezy synclavier type shit?

Oh shit Digital Dreams is the soundtrack to a movie in which "'Rolling Stone', Bill Wyman crosses the fine line between dreams and reality, when his passion for documenting his life on computer, is seen as an obsession by those around him." (sic)

Starring Bill Wyman and James Coburn what the hell?

http://c3.cduniverse.ws/MuzeVideoArt/Large/92/248892.jpg

Ratings: 9.5/10 from 10 users on imdb

holy fucking shit

lol at 'rolling stone' in scare quotes like 'cmon we know he didn't contribute much'

dude made a western about his blogging

top that whinegarten

WITH ANIMATION BY GERALD SCARFE

jesus fucking christ

Bill Wyman cyberpunk western??

Wow

Also Stuff might legitimately be the worst album ever released

I’ve Got My Own Album to Do

Also Stuff might legitimately be the worst album ever released

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 July 2012 02:09 (13 minutes ago) Permalink

well hang on a second because Monkey Grip has "Pussy" and Stuff doesn't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC43Ccoggd8

Wow "Mama Rap" is such a GROSS song in the context of this dude's life.

ball otm itt

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those ron wood titles are all hilarious, but i gotta go with g in the dway

Went with Goddess in the Doorway because the music was just as crap as the title.

i love how Ron Wood made his best effort at guitar/sex wordplay with Gimme Some Neck, but proceeded to keep trying and got progressively further and further off the trail with Slide On This and Not For Beginners and I Feel Like Playing

also one of his live albums is Slide on Live: Plugged in and Standing

Mick Taylor's get progressively more "I was in the Rolling Stones everybody!!!"

one of the few threads i love even more than this one: Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

bill does card tricks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWTrJ08IbXE

This is epic. Beautiful. Masterpiece. Bill Wyman is king.
hgf1444 10 months ago
Супер!!
kenevalesh 10 months ago
The video is a masterpiece!
5InAnotherLand5 2 years ago
cool song!
ninasky1984 3 years ago
Catchy tune. The classic clips are exactly coordinated rhythm-wise.
mckinnons3 3 years ago 2

this thread is amazing

there really needed to be an "all" option

Bill Wyman Blogging Western is blowing my legitmate mind.

Fuck, new faveorite Stone

WHY DOES THIS CUT OFF??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-zoQif9HPY

love the shot of an Apple II.....

seriously, i wish i could find the rest of that

"why don't we make it a dream thing"

Bill Wyman, already confirmed as the eternal archivist, purchased a computer that made him one of the first people in the UK to own an Apple home computer.

"It had just about enough memory to put half your address book on it," Bill Wyman jokes, "but at the time it was quite magical and I started to enter my diaries and the whole history of the Rolling Stones."

Is the implication here that Bill Wyman has an enormous address book or is the key word "started"?

n.b. for those who might not know

http://www.billwymandetector.com/

Imagine, one of the first phrases typed into an APPLE II in England was "PEOPLE I'VE FUCKED"

I see "Digital Daydreams" and think it should be on Neil Young's Trans

This is so funny. I forget the little things sometimes, like Rolling Stones solo albums.

Wanted "Who's the Boss." Taken by Tony Danza.

Is it to much to ask that digital daydreams be on netflix instant?

i'd like to see charlie watts' appearance in Digital Daydreams. They probably filmed him w/o his knowledge, like getting out of his car or something.
speaking of watts, i like the title Warm and Tender

is it actually a western of some kind? or are they just wearing cowboy hats for fun?

christ Let's Work off Primitive Cool is the worst single of the 1980s.

I think someone needs to watch Digital Dreams and get back to us...

Ron Wood – I’ve Got My Own Album to Do
Ron Wood – Now Look
Ron Wood – Gimme Some Neck

this is some run ^^^. how crotchety ronnie wood looks & how little allure the idea of a ronnie wood solo record holds totally fits w/him calling a record NOW LOOK.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

http://www.getreadytorock.com/10questions/bill_wyman2.jpg

I picked "she's the boss" partly because I can't dissociate the name from the cover, and something always bothered me about the combination of the two, like the way this generic model with no face is "the boss"

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Woah ronnie

I missed the poll but love the concept!

who knew?

I voted for I've Got My Own Album to Do, but I really didn't expect it to win, especially by so much. Thought Goddess in the Doorway would take it but was secretly rooting for Digital Dreams.